George Hahn @georgehahn Twitter profile

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George Hahn

@georgehahn

5 years

“Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.” - Gore Vidal

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George Hahn

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1 year

Did you see this, @elonmusk ?

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George Hahn

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If Trump moved on the virus as quickly as he’s moving on RGB’s vacant seat, we’d be in a very different place today.

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George Hahn

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But, hey… I’m glad we’re pouring time, money, energy and resources into banning books and making sure kids don’t hear about slavery and gay people.

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A United States congresswoman.

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George Hahn

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Ohio, you break my heart. You had a good man in Tim Ryan and you blew it.

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George Hahn

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Navigating the nightmarish hellscape that is New York City. cc: @MollyJongFast

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George Hahn

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Serious question: Is Will Smith going to be charged with assault? Because that was assault. #Oscars

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George Hahn

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Elon Musk is a small man.

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George Hahn

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Fully vaxxed.

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George Hahn

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This photo. ⁦ 📷 @GettyImages ⁩

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George Hahn

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Congratulations, @elonmusk ! You’re going down as one of the worst employers/managers in modern American history. And despite what you’re told by the salad-tossers with whom you surround yourself, you’re not funny. Like… at all.

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George Hahn

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I just tried to go into a store that required pants. This is an infringement on my rights and freedoms.

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George Hahn

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Just cancelled my @Spotify Premium account. I’ll happily renew when Rogan’s gone.

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George Hahn

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And just like that…

NY governor signs law raising age to own semiautomatic rifle

New Yorkers under age 21 will be prohibited from buying semiautomatic rifles under a new law signed by Gov. Kathy Hochul.

apnews.com

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George Hahn

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2 years

20 years sober today. So far, so good.

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George Hahn

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I think I figured it out: Democrats see The Handmaid’s Tale as a horror show, while Republicans see it as a template.

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George Hahn

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2 years

Not justified. Not normal. Not cool. Not at all. That was assault.

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George Hahn

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Because real men are guardians of animals, not destroyers of them.

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George Hahn

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All kidding aside, a message to young men: Do not look to Elon Musk as a model for behavior. Something went horribly wrong there, and the childish resentment behind it is being aimed in our direction. Be pragmatic and resourceful, but also moral and ethical. Not like Elon.

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George Hahn

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Women carry a pregnancy for nine months until birth. Then they make milk to feed the baby. Men’s contribution to this process lasts about 8 seconds on a good day. Why men think they have much to say on reproductive rights will always be a mystery.

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George Hahn

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Why are people who voted for the game show host telling celebrities to stay in their lane?

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George Hahn

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A great way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to limit his access to guns in the first place.

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George Hahn

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Will Smith’s assault on Chris Rock may easily inspire the impulse of a drunk steak head in a comedy club to walk up to the stage and pop a stand-up comic because he didn’t like a joke. A hyper-toxic powder keg moment that validates horrible behavior.

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George Hahn

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Getting really bored with high profile people avoiding consequences because they’re high profile people.

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George Hahn

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3 years

Dear @PressSec Jen Psaki, Please stay in the job. You’re so good at it and we really appreciate the job you’re doing. Sincerely, All of Us

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George Hahn

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1 year

She gave me three of my favorite moments in modern political engagement. Thank you, Madame Speaker, for so many things.

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George Hahn

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1 year

Seems about right.

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George Hahn

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10 months

I love this so much. Who did this??

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George Hahn

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2 years

How can you decide when life begins when you can’t tell that an election is over?

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George Hahn

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Why? So rude. #Oscars

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George Hahn

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1 year

Your kids are safer at a drag show than they are at church.

Florida Pastor Arrested On Multiple Child Sex Charges - Joe.My.God.

Tampa’s Fox affiliate reports: A preacher from the Florida panhandle is facing federal charges after being arrested by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement and Homeland Security Investigations...

www.joemygod.com

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George Hahn

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President Biden was, like, so mean… #extremists

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George Hahn

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If you’re mad about The Little Mermaid being black, you’re a racist. Full stop.

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George Hahn

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Straight parents. Four straight older siblings. Straight friends. Surrounded by straight people throughout my entire upbringing. One might say I was “groomed” to be straight. And yet… (This is the part that proves the staggering stupidity of people playing the #grooming card.)

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George Hahn

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I cannot WAIT to vote this year. We have to show up this year, more than ever. Everyone.

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George Hahn

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Abortion is now illegal in Oklahoma. Tennessee is voting to make marriage fine at any age. Ohio is introducing Don’t Say Gay legislation. Then there’s Texas. And Florida. And I’m surely missing more fuckery. This is all so dumb.

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George Hahn

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3 years

Suck it, sugar.

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George Hahn

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2 years

This is not about Madison Cawthorn getting caught having sex with a man. This is about Madison Cawthorn getting caught being a hypocrite and using a position of power to make life harder for people like me (and him, ironically). And for that, he can go fuck himself.

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George Hahn

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You know what’s wrong with this picture? N O T H I N G

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George Hahn

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Quit Facebook. I did. Everything’s fine.

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George Hahn

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1 year

Shitler never looked this cool. Ever. He tried. Really hard. And we all know how much Shitler cares about how he looks, but he never came close to looking as cool as Joe Biden. Ever.

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George Hahn

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2 years

Anyone think Clarence Thomas should step down?

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George Hahn

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Day 18,796 without ever owning or even firing a gun. Do I look okay?

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George Hahn

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Elon Musk is just like Tony Stark, minus any charm, wit, style, manners or ethics.

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George Hahn

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3 years

Serious question: how does somebody violate a woman’s privacy and “bust” her for getting an abortion without violating HIPAA privacy laws?

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George Hahn

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Vote like a mutherfucker.

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George Hahn

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19 years sober today. Anything is possible. #TheIdesOfMarch

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George Hahn

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@elonmusk Of all the things you could do with your money, you chose this. Wow.

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George Hahn

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2 years

This.

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George Hahn

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Donald Trump will go down as the worst president in American history. Because he was the worst president in American history.

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George Hahn

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Members of Pence’s security detail were calling family members to say goodbye. Holy shit.

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George Hahn

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1 year

Not only did she recuse herself from her two committee assignments, she 86ed the tie, the sweater and the glasses. Something’s up.

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George Hahn

@georgehahn

3 years

Ohio, help me with something: What has Jim Jordan actually done that made not only his district but the state of Ohio better? Again… not what he’s said, tweeted or whined about. I’m asking about what he’s actually ACCOMPLISHED for my home state. I’ll wait.

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George Hahn

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2 years

During Biden’s 1st year, info about Covid was pushed everywhere, and vaccines were made available everywhere - for free. Outside of holding people down and forcibly masking and jabbing them, WHAT MORE IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO? Biden isn’t failing America. America is failing Biden.

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George Hahn

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3 years

17 year olds are not adults.

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Highways are not racist.

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George Hahn

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Dear Wyoming Republicans: You’ve just elected a psycho, and essentially told the rest of the country that you’ve become a cult. Congrats!

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George Hahn

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So… Biden made a solution to the pandemic widely available to all and created a plan that would help millions of Americans. And yet his approval ratings are low. I’m curious: Is he really a disappointment, or have Americans become indignant brats with unreasonable expectations?

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George Hahn

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1 year

Congratulations, @elonmusk . You’re a villain now.

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George Hahn

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When entering a private business that requires a mask for entry, the rules are simple: 1. Mask up. 2. Suck it up. 3. Shut the f%k up. Simple.

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George Hahn

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3 years

Germany. Having an election on a Sunday, enabling a higher turnout. Imagine that.

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George Hahn

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Still never seen a single episode of the Kardashian show.

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George Hahn

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Obviously has no clue how fucking gay those boots are.

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George Hahn

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Mediocre white guys who think they’re exceptional are exhausting.

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George Hahn

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Dear @GOP … Change your profile photo to this. Until you expel them, this is who you are. This is your brand.

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George Hahn

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3 years

Someone get Gym a candy cane.

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The WHO now recommends against hugging over the holidays. Like we said last week, pretty soon you won’t be able to say Merry Christmas.

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George Hahn

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All of this. Fabulous.

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George Hahn

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The gloves-off, zero fux Fauci is so hot, and I’m here for it.

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When a guy hounded by paparazzi and able to have a car and driver at his beck and call was cool enough to ride the subway, I often wonder what everyone else’s excuse is. #NYC #OneLessCar

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George Hahn

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I’m thinking people in the medical profession who refuse the vaccine should find a different profession.

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George Hahn

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I wanna see perp walks. And not low-level nobodies. I want big names.

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George Hahn

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1 year

This.

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George Hahn

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3 years

Anyone who is making fun of a spry, empathetic, compassionate 78-yo Joe Biden - who has lived the life he has - for tripping up the stairs is telling us everything we need to know about them. #pricks #horriblepeople

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George Hahn

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Joe Manchin says he “can’t” support the Build Back Better plan. Translation: they guy representing the second poorest state in the country while driving a Maserati SUV is not willing to help his constituents.

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George Hahn

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Jesus did what???

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George Hahn

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This won Twitter today.

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Mike Farrell and I today toasting the 50th anniversary of the show that changed our lives - and our brilliant pals who made it what it was. MASH was a great gift to us.

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George Hahn

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Gay.

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George Hahn

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1 year

Hey, @elonmusk … no one on this platform has more power than you, which means every slight or insult is a punch down. Gross. Either whip it out and show us how impressed we should all be or maybe try to exercise more restraint than my dog.

Elon Musk

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@neontaster Vindman is both puppet & puppeteer. Question is who pulls his strings … ?

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My blue check is gone, and so am I. Thanks for everything, guys. You’re amazing, and it was a good ride until Elon got the keys. You can find me on Instagram (georgehahn), TikTok (georgehahnnyc) or Post (george). I’ll be back when an adult starts running the asylum.

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A United States Congresswoman.

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I love this one.

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George Hahn

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Get vaccinated. And stop watching Fox News. Have a great evening.

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George Hahn

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Since Jim Jordan decided Ohio taxpayers now pay him to whine about “cancel culture,” I think it would be so much fun if this hashtag became a thing: #CancelJimJordan

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George Hahn

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I don’t think it’s reach-across-the-aisle time. I think it’s gloves-off, political brass knuckles, kick them in the nuts, go fuck yourself time.

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George Hahn

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Why is Clarence Thomas still a Supreme Court justice?

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It’s a woman’s right.

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She looks like an asshole.

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George Hahn

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Wow. This is quite possibly the most exquisitely articulated “go f%k yourself” I’ve ever seen.

Mallory McMorrow

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Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself. Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

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George Hahn

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Great casting in Ryan Murphy’s new season of American Horror Story.

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I love these images.

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George Hahn

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I could not applaud @jonstewart harder. This is fantastic.

The Problem With Jon Stewart

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Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus

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The dumbest fucking president this country has ever had. Holy shit.

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I quit Facebook. So can you.

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This is GORGEOUS.

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Wow

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Go get ‘em, sugar.

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At a racially tense demonstration in 2021 America, nothing says “I’m not looking for trouble” like a white boy with an AR-15 slung over his shoulder.

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First time in a year and a half. #Mom

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Bring on Elon… Shitler… or any other man-baby… I ain’t going anywhere.

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Trying to make videos in Central Park has become a real pain in the ass, thanks to the likes of @MichaelRapaport .

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I’m baffled by people who see Anthony Fauci as a bad person, someone who isn’t devoted to the well-being of Americans. How can anyone take these people seriously on any level?

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