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Noam Blum

@neontaster

5 days

We discussed the first couple of days of the current college kerfuffle on this week's pod.

Ambitious Crossover Attempt

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EPISODE 114: It's Ambitious Passover Attempt! Israel sends Iran a subtle but powerful message, Columbia's Jews advised to leave campus, Ukraine funding passes, and more. D: A: S: RSS:

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I am literally crying laughing.

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This video is all over the place and I just realized that he's explaining something to her and she finishes the sentence for him. When she starts speaking, they are mouth the same words. You can tell he's impressed.

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When your entire timeline is fighting over something you don't care about.

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Who wore it better?

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For the millionth time - Spotify did not give Joe Rogan a huge audience. It gave him a huge paycheck. The huge audience was the thing HE BROUGHT to that deal.

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Being forced to ask an employee to unlock a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, and shampoo is actually insane, fuck capitalism

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The person who sent his kid to throw a brick at a tank.

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Who’s the terrorist?

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BLEEP BLOOP KINDA WEIRD THAT @ELONMUSK GETS TO DECIDE HOW LIKE A HALF-BILLION PEOPLE COMMUNICATE BLEEP. WAY TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE ERRATIC INDIVIDUAL TO WEILD, DON'T YOU THINK BLOOP?

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This is deadass a real thing CNN published.

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Sinkhole opens up in the bottom of a swimming pool in Israel. Reports say one man was sucked in and died.

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What a class act.

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@LangoschMLB My son with Down Syndrome theee nights ago.

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"Abolish the police" is something you tell your friends over a blunt at a bonfire when you're 16.

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BREAKING: The Perseverance rover sent back a message saying it was only accompanying its daughters to mars and is scheduled to depart back to earth tomorrow.

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Well, this is awkward...

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Watch Aaron Rupar talk about his time being suspended like he's Nelson Mandela.

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"Late stage capitalism" is what rich kid leftists call it when middle class people get to do fancy shit.

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Late stage capitalism is so absurdly comical at times. This new cruise ship has: - 23 restaurants - 22 bars / clubs - 7 full sized pools + 9 hot tubs - Full waterpark - Rock climbing wall - Ice skating rink - Surf simulator - Golf course - Basketball court - Rooms for…

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Nothing about this year is going to make me more cynical than how instantly coronavirus stopped being a thing. Nothing matters.

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Joe Rogan broke Ethan Klein without even acknowledging that he exists.

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#BestPicture #Oscars

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Norm Macdonald on Bill Cosby

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Fuck around Find out

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6 years

Damn white people and their *shuffles deck* *pulls card* polite questions on things you have experience with

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I keep thinking nothing will surprise me anymore but fucking yikes.

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Oscars voters: new diversity rules for Best Picture ‘completely ridiculous’

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Your youngest son is 26. Tell him to fucking Google it.

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I’m trying to take a beat to digest the Rittenhouse verdict. My son just asked me how it’s possible that he didn’t get charged for anything. How is that possible? I don’t have an answer for him.

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I love this guy.

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@Alyssa_Milano Wow I can't believe an interesting podcast has more listeners than the Screechy McWhinesalot Cry-About-Trump Power Hour.

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I would pay good money for a recipe website that just told you the fucking recipe and nothing else.

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Actually the mic doesn't drop. The microphone and the Earth both move towards each other, but the Earth moves far less than the mic does due to the difference in mass.

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Don’t make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.

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While Taylor Lorenz complains about journalistic ethics, let us remember the time George Conway had to go on Twitter to publicly tell her to stop contacting his 15-year-old daughter for dirt on her mom.

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Cool. You die. We live. Everyone wins.

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“We love death as you love life” - Abu Ubaida

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The Rittenhouse prosecution is starting to look an awful lot like past examples of incredibly bad cases that were still brought to court seemingly because social media wanted them to.

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John Kerry with a 2016 Middle East take that aged like milk in a sauna.

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This man committed murder on Christmas Eve.

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Good stuff from DeSantis here.

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There is a 3,000 word Wikipedia page titled "Thursday Night Massacre" because a bunch of people got suspended from Twitter for 18 hours.

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How it’s done.

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Not much more I can add to this.

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A lot of people on this website need to do some reading on what Japan was up to between 1937 and Pearl Harbor.

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99% of these videos are of women. Discuss.

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WATCH: A smug group of students at @UCSB tear down photos of the missing women and children taken hostage by Hamas.

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BREAKING: Huffington Post fires new editor after extensive searches reveal no tweets attacking white people.

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I think many liberals underestimate the fallout from the Kavanaugh situation.

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That's more like it.

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If you believe in don't believe the me that in yourself believes in you!

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If you're blaming the current situation on the fact that 20% of Americans are still unvaxxed, wait until you hear about a year ago, when the situation wasn't as bad and 100% of Americans were unvaxxed.

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These gender reveal parties have gotten out of hand.

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Week apart.

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They're sexually assaulting a dead Israeli woman's body in the street, so obviously she's into it.

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2 years

I'll keep saying this: Elon Musk isn't a hero or a savior and he's not even necessarily one of "the good guys." But he is, as the tech world loves to say, a true Disruptor, and he happens to be disrupting something that's desperately needs some serious disruption.

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Interesting that @rezaaslan spent all of yesterday retweeting claims about how violent rhetoric puts Ilhan Omar in danger while this very viral tweet of his is still up.

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You piece of fucking shit @Trevornoah

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“When Joe Rogan says, ‘I wasn't being racist. I was just being entertaining.’ - No, Joe, I think you were using racism to try to be entertaining.” -Trevor unpacks Rogan's N-word and Planet of the Apes apologies

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I, too, am upset when a mass shooting isn’t useful to my race war fetishism.

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How do you "nearly" get COVID?

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“I don’t want to be on the internet.” Oops.

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I have seen almost zero coverage of the aftermath of Ian in Florida, and because of how media works now, I’m only left to assume that it’s because DeSantis is handling it alright.

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Fun game: Try to preface any Jim Acosta tweet with the words "Dear diary,"

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I tried to ask the president if he would stop calling us the enemy of the people. He did not respond.

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So nice of you to finally say case numbers don't matter now that all your vaccinated friends have covid.

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The irresponsible tweet expert has logged in.

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I fucking told you so.

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LMAO Jimmy Kimmel blamed Russia for Wallstreetbets.

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@KingJames You misspelled Hong Kong.

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The Last Globalist Supper

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Can't believe Ayman Al-Zawahiri was staying at the home of New York Times contributor Sirajuddin Haqqani.

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Apparently Italy has a subculture of retired men who stand around watching construction sites with their hands clasped behind their backs that's so common it actually has a name (Umarell).

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I wonder if a black CNN analyst would have kept his job after masturbating in front of his coworkers.

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I wonder what the verdict would be in the #RittenhouseTrial if the defendant were a Black seventeen year old from another state who killed two people with an illegal assault weapon?

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I love this stat so much I want to marry it.

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A third of vegetarians eat meat when they’re drunk:

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Holy mother of god. I've done it. I have actually managed to find the worst tweet I've ever seen. I am actually shocked by what she said here.

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She's pretending to be handcuffed, does a power fist, and goes back to pretending to be handcuffed.

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. @AOC has just been escorted by police away from the Supreme Court.

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The people who are mad at Mr. Beast would fucking love him if he lived in a giant mansion, flew to Coachella in a $5,000 designer Hawaiian shirt, and just made videos where he sat in a room with $35,000-worth of AV equipment and swag and complained about rapacious capitalism.

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People are trying to cancel Domino's because 8 years ago Kayleigh McEnany, who was unknown and in college at the time, tweeted them a compliment about their pizza and they said thank you.

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For every 1,000 likes this tweet gets, I will make Wyatt even smaller compared to the truck.

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I’m 6’3”. This is a normal country. 🇺🇸

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@peta He did more for animals than you ever will.

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You can retreat to what companies are technically allowed to do all you want. The ultimate question is are you cool with a world where three rich dudes can decide together to erase anyone or anything from the internet, up to and including the president of the United States.

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There is literally nothing in this article that shows that any Trump fans were bothered by this. The writer just assumes they were.

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Trump fans adopted soccer star Kelley O’Hara as their hero. Then they watched this kiss. -

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> be a man > be in your 20s > can't get a date because women are dating men in their 40s > finally become 40 > now women in their 20s date you > the women who wouldn't date you in your 20s call you a creep

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All the teachers at Hogwarts were armed. Just saying.

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Spotted in DC.

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Ah yes - the authoritarian dream of a free, open, and uncensored internet.

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EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

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"The babies weren't beheaded. They were found headless" is peak passive voiceism.

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Stop fucking telling me these are small sacrifices. We've already sacrificed 18 goddamn months of our lives. None of this is small.

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New Zealand is an island with the population of Alabama. It could not have been us.

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A student ID is something a student employee at the registrar's office laminates for you in 2 minutes. A gun permit is a government issued certificate. This is really simple.

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Want to know how gun lobby dominates US politics? In Texas a gun permit is a valid voter ID but a student ID is not

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DC is like 40% unvaccinated and the pundits who live here are blaming MAGA for having to go back to masking. This isn't carbon credits. You aren't being offset by unvaccinated people in Arkansas. It's people in this city, 95% of which voted for Biden.

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If you go after the left and you're not a Trump person, people have no fucking idea how to even approach arguing with you, so they just proceed as though you are a Trump person and bring him up incessantly.

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SCOTUS: Hey Congress, how about you make some laws instead of dumping every important decision in our laps? CONGRESS: Clearly this is the end of democracy

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If you're inside a car and a mob of people is literally trying to murder you, you put the gas pedal down and save your own life.

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"I remember back when Matt Taibbi was a tireless fighter calling out malign government influence, but now that he's calling out malign government influence, he's lost all credibility."

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This picture makes me so fucking sad.

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"Don't worry, I'm just removing a few of the offensive words in this Sumerian tablet. You'll still be able to read the rest of it fine."

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There’s no evidence, other than the fact that he poured gasoline on himself and lit a match. Other than that, no evidence.

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There is no evidence Aaron Bushnell was suffering from mental illness. He was very clear about his reasoning for self immolation, the most extreme form of protest against what he believes is an ongoing genocide against Palestinians by Israel. His last words were "Free Palestine."

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Siri, show me the worst apology.

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Adults: You should be panicking about the climate Children: We're panicking about the climate Adults: Look how our children are panicking about the climate!

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Whoopi definitely wasn't "suspended." She sat down with producers and they agreed that Rubber Rooming her for a couple of weeks will take the heat off and also give the impression that they took it seriously and "did something." This isn't cancel culture. You're being played.

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The Confederacy existed for four years. Brianna Wu was born 112 years after if was dissolved.