first thing i thought was south jersey boys wearing this on the boardwalk on a crisp friday night in wildwood outside of gateway 26 with a free hugs shirt to match
one time I had a first date w a dude at a Phillies tailgate & within the first 30 min I shotgunned a twisted tea & burped in front of him & he didn’t even flinch. Philly men r different. Hope he is well
I hated working register at wawa. Some mean dude in a Dawkins jersey would demand a Marlboro red light beta brown Oompa Loompa strong extra large pack of cigs like what the fuck r u saying to me right now Carl
So is anyone gonna tell Philly that a bridge fell down in Pittsburgh and a overpass burned down near Harrisburg in the last few years or do they need to feel special for a few more weeks. Also probably want to give them a map of those places.
I have been with my dad for the past hour while he has sports radio talk on and my only thought is that people who listen to sports radio shows all day have to have insane brain rot
I walked into the bathroom for Kyle, heard it, came back out before I could pee when I heard yelling, went back in for Bryce, happened again. I will now live in the bathroom
this is for Purdy you big fat white nasty smelling bitch why you comin to the Linc with your trifflin dirty white racist ass big bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch Reddick is comin up there and hes gon beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today
cause you d
i cannot explain how many times someone at work has filled out their address and for “state” they put “philadelphia” which is so fair because i also do not claim pennsylvania
You’re in her DMs but I’m driving her down to Baltimore while we sing Chappell Roan for her birthday weekend. Happy birthday to the best❤️
@jennnnarose
Congrats on the re-election and inauguration of the smartest woman I know, who has been in my life since birth - city commissioner
@DeeleyforPhilly
- and of course to Philly’s first female mayor Ms Parker🩷
a very kind older gentleman just helped me shovel my house - he said he has lived in this neighborhood his whole life and goes around shoveling for people ‘just because’ and is known as the ‘Snowman’ also we are best friends now
BREAKING: Law Enforcement source tells me homeowner fired 7 times at Calvacante who broke into his home & stole .22 rifle.
@pastate
police believe they have Calvacante’s sneakers that got waterlogged&muddy in rain soaked grounds. He then stole boots off the porch of house.1/2
this is for Purdy you big fat white nasty smelling bitch why you comin to the Linc with your trifflin dirty white racist ass big bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch Reddick is comin up there and hes gon beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today
cause you d