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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

3 months

I need the t-shirt cannon to either give me a t-shirt or kill me

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

20 days

never leaving this website

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3 months

Easy one-stop date night idea

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5 months

Pretzel breakfast sandwiches with homemade green hot sauce, pork roll or bacon, and everything bagel sauce Can I get a go birds?!

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2 years

This game had everything: an 0-5 comeback, a JT bomb, a perfectly managed bullpen, a cheating attempt by Houston

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21 days

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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4 months

This is what it feels like to wake up every day in your mid-30s

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@TheJawnOfTime

22 days

Europeans when they come to Philly for the World Cup and have to use SEPTA anytime after 6 PM

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

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NFC road to the Super Bowl now goes through Philadelphia.

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@TheJawnOfTime

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Awful Announcing

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Braves players, Atlanta media defend Orlando Arcia’s comments, scold reporter: ‘The clubhouse is a sanctuary’

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

I'm in the corner, watching you kiss her, oh! I'm right over here, why can't you see me? Oh!

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

My brain is a ping pong ball

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@TheJawnOfTime

3 months

The Duolingo owl after I ask it to teach me how to yell, “fuck this play calling” in Portuguese

Philadelphia Eagles

@Eagles

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🇺🇸Philadelphia Eagles 🤝 First-ever NFL game in South America. Brazil, we’ll see you soon! 🇧🇷Philadelphia Eagles 🤝 O primeiro jogo da NFL na América do Sul. Nos vemos em breve Brasil!

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

Brett Maher learning he has to miss four straight extra point attempts in a row

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1 year

Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged

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@TheJawnOfTime

2 years

The Phanatic could unhinge its jaw and eat Altuve in one bite

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

It’s Red October.

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

4 months

@jennnnarose Men in the replies here saying we’re not actually interested in men with this body type (we very much are) if they’re not rich/famous are just announcing to the world that their personality sucks

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

To the newer, bandwagon fans (welcome btw), this is a more accurate representation of watching the Phillies day-to-day than what you’ve seen so far

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

The Chop House Club seating looks like the fans are part of a telethon, and they’re raising money to do their own research

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@TheJawnOfTime

2 years

On October 28, he asked me what day it was

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

6 months

Finally, statehood for Philadelphia

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@PhillyGuyInVa

6 months

And we can also do without your lack of spelling . "Boycot" "Payed"? "busines"?

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

What an absolutely incredible use of a comma here

Action News on 6abc

@6abc

7 months

Prince Albert in Philadelphia to visit mother's hometown, Philly zoo

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@TheJawnOfTime

3 months

There’s still time to fix these, Phillies, and as always, my design services are free

NFL Fashion Advice

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3 months

Looks like the Phillies City Connect uniforms may have leaked on eBay.

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

This is my religion

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@TheJawnOfTime

6 months

Women don’t want flowers — they want a nacho-cheese stuffed turkey pretzel

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@TheJawnOfTime

11 months

Philadelphia Phillies

@Phillies

11 months

#RingTheBell

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@TheJawnOfTime

2 years

How I sleep knowing my team took game one of the World Series away, and Wheeler is on the mound next

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

5 months

Doing my best, admin 🫡

Philadelphia Eagles

@Eagles

5 months

Shoutout to our fans in the comments spreading good vibes 🙌

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@TheJawnOfTime

8 months

I’m too old for west coast starts

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@TheJawnOfTime

2 months

If you attended a Phillies game in 2017, you may be entitled to compensation

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2 months

Life moves pretty fast

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@TheJawnOfTime

11 months

Fishtown neighborhood page having a normal one as always as this dude literally confesses his crime on a post 👍

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@TheJawnOfTime

2 years

THAT’S RIGHT, AMERICA, PHILADELPHIA IS EVERYONE’S PROBLEM NOW

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@TheJawnOfTime

5 months

Me 3 minutes into the third quarter

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@Eagles

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Who doesn’t love primetime 😏

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@TheJawnOfTime

2 months

what if we kissed on the “drive into deep left field by Castellanos” stairs

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@JomboyMedia

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The Portland Pickles opened a bar and these are the stairs 😭 (via @bolecridges )

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@TheJawnOfTime

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Milwaukee Brewers

@Brewers

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You want a first baseman? You GOT a first baseman

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

Wheeler’s got the look of a man who had the I-95 rebuild livestream on 24/7, and I’m here for it

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@JamieApody

7 months

There’s the #Phillies starter, Zack Wheeler. Taking in the scene. #RedOctober

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 month

Seasonal depression making a final “fuck you” stand, I see

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

We are here 📍

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

We are here 📍

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

11 months

Phillies can call me for rights to the design

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Per Phillies, game has been postponed. Doubleheader scheduled for Sept. 11.

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

22 days

wow, 69 degrees in Philly on 4/20 — Knicks don’t stand a chance

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

3 months

Don’t do this: 1) Say he was/seemed like a nice guy 2) Mourn “what could have been” of his career 3) “Let’s see how this plays out in court.” When in doubt, amplify women or say nothing.

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

Jalen Hurts is all of us right now

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

gregcote

@gregcote

7 months

Hey, Nick. You're on national TV. Middle finger or ring finger, not a good look.

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

1 month

Imagine the wrangling needed to get them to wear the glasses

NBC Sports Philadelphia

@NBCSPhilly

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The gang watches the solar eclipse 🕶️

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@TheJawnOfTime

6 months

Go Birds?

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

Not now, sweetie, I’m objectifying the Phillies in their locker room pics

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@TheJawnOfTime

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Chris OIIey

@chrisoIIey

1 year

How do you serve cunt in a Philadelphian way?

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@TheJawnOfTime

5 months

go birds

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@TheJawnOfTime

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Action News on 6abc

@6abc

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Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp promotion

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 month

Rhys Hoskins leaving New York and the Mets later today

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@TheJawnOfTime

5 months

A real scheduling nightmare

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

Philly will take care of the TNT drone at the Wells Fargo Center

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AARON

@lidolmix

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what’s your favorite tweet from your fandom

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@TheJawnOfTime

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CNN

@CNN

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The US Coast Guard launched a search and rescue operation to locate a submarine that went missing during an expedition to the wreckage of the Titanic

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@TheJawnOfTime

11 months

A bunch of Philly-area dads standing with their hands on their hips in front of their laptops and watching this broadcast

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@TheJawnOfTime

11 months

Castellanos murdering a baseball tonight

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@TMZ

11 months

Taylor Swift and Matty Healy Break Up

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@TheJawnOfTime

8 months

Curt Schilling needs to be removed from the Phillies Wall of Fame and also needs to burn in hell

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

3 months

I might be spreading misinformation here, but the photo worked too well so we’re rolling

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

2 years

I am seeing Joel Embiid and Tyrese Maxey play live basketball today.

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

one dozen rats at a keyboard

@PanasonicDX4500

7 months

if you’re going to either Phillies game the next two days, I cannot stress how important it is that you abandon your humanity the second you walk into the gates. you need to bring a level of energy and intensity that should genuinely frighten a mental health professional.

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

We are here 📍 (A secret 3rd thing)

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We are here 📍

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2 years

To reset the Sixers, Gritty will be sacrificing Franklin at midnight at the top of the Art Museum steps

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

Philly after three parades in a year

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6 months

The girls chat: you didn’t text him again, did you? Me:

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 month

You can’t spell “meltdowns” without Mets

Mets Batflip

@metsbatflip1

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SUSPEND THIS MAN.

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

Philly affirmations

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

I would’ve ran straight through a wall cartoon-style if I had seen this in person

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@TheJawnOfTime

4 months

Someone in the parking lot was playing Taps on a horn, I'm screaming 😭

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@TheJawnOfTime

5 months

From the team that once upon a time long and brought you “Victory Monday” comes the equally thrilling, “I Have Nothing Left To Live For Tuesday”

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

I desperately need a Philly-Baltimore Super Bowl

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@PFF

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The most likely Super Bowl matchups 👀

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

8 months

Just did an insane thing and bought this vintage Birds jacket off a guy selling a bunch of high quality vintage Philly sports stuff on Frankford Ave 17-0 🦅🦅

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

6 months

The market east station tiles would actually be pretty cool IMO

Jeff McDevitt

@JeffMcDev

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name something associated with Philadelphia better suited for a city edition jersey than reading terminal market

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

2 years

Anyone know any local artists with World Series shirts? Would rather give money to someone local rather than F*n*tics #RedOctober

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

Good morning, go birds

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@TheJawnOfTime

4 months

go birds

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

Sleep with one eye open, Bloop

Blooper

@BlooperBraves

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one more day

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

The Boner 4EVER building is the Philadelphia version of the Sistine Chapel (Photo by Broad Street Run badass @EmGlaze )

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@TheJawnOfTime

5 months

This is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce having a conversation at her birthday dinner

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1 year

Greater Philadelphia-area Pizza Hut employees after sales on Saturday hit 4,000% above the usual

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1 year

Unhinged Rihanna Super Bowl cake secured. We ain’t losing.

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3 months

Irony is dead

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4 months

And that’s all I have left to say

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@GrimKim It’s crazy watching all these people snap onto the same disproven talking points, let it run wild, and really think they’ve done something

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@TheJawnOfTime

6 months

Finally had the courage to open the package for the shirt I ordered during the playoffs. Sigh. Go Phils always though

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@TheJawnOfTime

2 years

Which one of you is this?

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

Bruce D. went wild with this Phillies overalls review

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Elizabeth

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8 months

Got Ethiopian in West Philly and then a man gave me an expensive phone case from his car and told me about his Air Force plane crash. 10/10 Philly night, perfect city.

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

We are here 📍

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@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

We are here 📍

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Hearing that they’re going to pump Jalen with DayQuil, a McDonalds sprite, and Panera lemonade at the half

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@TheJawnOfTime

1 year

Fly.

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@TheJawnOfTime

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This combo could kill a small Victorian child but bring a Philadelphian back to life

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@TheJawnOfTime

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Choose your fighter

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

This team is like the Avengers of himbos

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@ah_pod

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the most interesting team in the world.

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

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re: bandwagon fans. Been a Phillies fan my entire life, watch them even when it's painful, etc. I'm over the moon excited about this completely improbable run, and I'm feeding off the energy the city has right now Lots of things suck in life; this doesn't. Let people enjoy it

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

7 months

Trea baja blasted that ball

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Elizabeth

@TheJawnOfTime

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A quick way for the Democrats to end the pro-Palestine encampments is to call for a permanent ceasefire

Axios

@axios

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SCOOP: Columbia University's board is facing new pressure from a group of House Democrats to "act decisively" and end an ongoing pro-Palestinian encampment on its campus or resign.

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@TheJawnOfTime

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Stupid sexy Harper

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