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Jon Cryer

@MrJonCryer

3 years

14-year-old me just collapsed into a singularity

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Jon Cryer

@MrJonCryer

4 years

Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy?

Matt Gaetz

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4 years

Charlie Sheen totally carried two and a half men.

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Jon Cryer

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So… @elonmusk How’s that free speech goin’?

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Jon Cryer

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1 year

I hate to break it to you, @elonmusk But a company choosing not to advertise on your platform is actually a perfect example of… Wait for it… Free speech.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

Sorry Republicans, If you actually wanted “unity and healing” you wouldn’t have confirmed Amy Coney Barrett.

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Jon Cryer

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1 year

He is risen.

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Jon Cryer

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2 years

I’ve decided my next role is going to be “Pete Davidson in the year 2050”

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

23 days left. Ignore the polls. Fight like hell.

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Jon Cryer

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1 year

Wearing body armor to protect themselves from… drag queens?

Alejandra Caraballo

@Esqueer_

1 year

These are the people who showed up outside of a drag show in Columbus, Ohio and caused it to be canceled. This is terrorism. Where is the DoJ? This is a clear violation of civil rights by neo-nazi orgs.

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

In one term Trump has taken the GOP from having the presidency, the house, and the Senate to losing all three.

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

So let me get this straight: If, in the future, a democratic president incites a mob of armed rioters to attack the Capitol and overturn an election he lost, the Republicans are gonna be totally cool with it?

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

This is against. The. Fucking. Law.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

4 years

Trump begins his first post-coronavirus diagnosis speech by telling his adoring fans at the White House, "we gotta vote these people into oblivion. Into oblivion. Gotta get rid of 'em. So bad for our country."

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Jon Cryer

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5 years

So the guy who had sex with an adult film actress while his wife was taking care of their newborn thinks the lady who cursed once “dishonored her family.”

Axios

@axios

5 years

President Trump on Rep. Rashida Tlaib's call to 'impeach that motherf*****': "I thought her comments were disgraceful...I think she dishonored herself, and I think she dishonored her family."

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Jon Cryer

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5 years

Hey Anybody else remember that a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker who was close friends with Donald Trump and had incriminating files stored on CD’s, mysteriously killed himself while in DOJ custody a few weeks ago?

Vic Berger IV 📉

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@realDonaldTrump

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

On Friday night, as the rain was pouring down here Vancouver, I I was walking along the sea wall headed to meet a few folks from the cast. I pulled my hand out of my pocket and heard a “ping!” To my left. I walked a couple more steps and realized My wedding ring was gone...

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Jon Cryer

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2 years

Imagine understanding how vaccines work.

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

Rep. @mattgaetz invited a white supremacist to the State of the Union, attempted to intimidate a federal witness, and endorsed a sociopathic bigot who applauded the deaths of migrants for congress. I just donated to his opponent @PhilEhr

Phil Ehr

@PhilEhr

4 years

. @MattGaetz , the self-proclaimed #1 ally of Trump, who represents one of the largest military populations in the nation, has done nothing but continue to blindly follow the lies. #WeRespectVets

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Jon Cryer

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7 years

So, nine months into his administration, Trump has already had his Benghazi, his Watergate and his Katrina. I’m terrified of his 9/11.

Jake Tapper

@jaketapper

7 years

Senator McCain says Trump administration not being up front about Niger attack

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

Ignore the polls. Fight like hell.

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Jon Cryer

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5 years

Well, the good thing about this is she doesn’t have to feel bad about it anymore, because while I’m sure she was totally justified making that assumption based on my my skill level (and the stunned look on my face at the time), I had actually lost my virginity in high school.

Page Six

@PageSix

5 years

Demi Moore says Jon Cryer lost his virginity to her

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

I hereby claim Molly Ringwald in 1986.

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

Everyone involved in this should be ashamed of it for the rest of their lives.

Billy Corben

@BillyCorben

4 years

Navy SEAL Museum in Fort Pierce used “Colin Kaepernick stand-in" for K-9 demonstration at fundraiser last year #BecauseFlorida

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

I’m still beside myself. This is Chris. He is awesome.

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

Sorry, but months into a pandemic is too late to care about a change in “tone”

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Jon Cryer

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1 year

Okay, now I’m playing him in the movie.

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.

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Jon Cryer

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2 years

So let me get this straight, @elonmusk The Republican president, accompanied by far right militias attempt an actual coup, but it’s the Democrats who’ve been “hijacked by extremists”?

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

2 years

@waitbutwhy I strongly supported Obama for President, but today’s Democratic Party has been hijacked by extremists

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Jon Cryer

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I’m absolutely ashamed of stuff I did in high school, but if I grew up, became a mature human being, and lied about that stuff to the Senate, I’d still deserve to be removed from the Supreme Court.

Geraldo Rivera

@GeraldoRivera

5 years

Re #BrettKavanaugh How many men & women-deep in middle age-are embarrassed by shit they did in high school &college? After decades as responsible adults:How much time must pass before distant-hazily or inaccurately recalled events-should still have power to disqualify or destroy?

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

Donald Trump is a defeated, impeached, one term president who is leaving the U.S. economy in tatters, our alliances frayed, our adversaries stronger, and our people enduring the largest mass casualty event in 100 years. His failure is total.

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Just saw Top Gun: Maverick Think it’s time to reunite with Sheen for Hot Shots: Part Tres

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Jon Cryer

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5 years

Wow, @realDonaldTrump Isn’t this crazy? Barack Obama is getting a standing ovation at a public event full of average joes. Not some rally full of self-selected zombified cultists. But a random gathering of people who didn’t even know he was gonna be there. Wow.

Kyle Griffin

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Barack Obama gets a standing ovation at Game 2 of the NBA Finals in Toronto. Via blogTO

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Jon Cryer

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5 years

YOU GUYS!!! I got blocked by @JerryFalwellJr ! He’s my first block! I’d like to thank my agents and managers and all the folks who’ve stood behind me during my career, and of course, my beautiful wife. Go to bed, kids! Daddy did it!

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Jon Cryer

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6 years

Good morning! Records show the President committed tax fraud. Sworn testimony shows he committed obstruction of justice. Recordings show he broke federal election law. And 19 women claim he sexually assaulted them or worse. Have a great day!

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

She was a beautiful human Berta’s gruff exterior was an invention of the writers. Chatty’s warmth and vulnerability were her real strengths. I’m crying for the woman I’ll miss, and the joy she brought so many.

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

4 years

Conchata Ferrell Dies: Former ‘Two and a Half Men’ Co-Star Was 77

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If he hadn’t run for office, HE WOULDN’T HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME, you jackass

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Jon Cryer

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5 years

IF THEIR HOME COUNTRIES WERE SAFE, THEY WOULDN’T NEED ASYLUM, YOU JACKASS!

Jason S. Campbell

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5 years

Laura Ingraham: "If you want to apply for asylum, that's fine. But you should do so in the safety of your home country."

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

YOU BETRAYED YOUR COUNTRY AND GOT CAUGHT!

Donald J. Trump

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4 years

HE SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, AND GOT CAUGHT!

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Jon Cryer

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Hey, @realDonaldTrump Your dad was arrested at an actual KKK rally.

The Hill

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Trump calls Northam's yearbook photo depicting men in blackface, KKK robes "unforgivable"

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I vas her BOYFRIEND! #ripclorisleachman

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Jon Cryer

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5 years

Having been through the Charlie Sheen madness I’ve seen this before. We’re a couple of weeks away from 3am webcam rants.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

I was NOT going to fire Bob Mueller, and did not fire Bob Mueller. In fact, he was allowed to finish his Report with unprecedented help from the Trump Administration. Actually, lawyer Don McGahn had a much better chance of being fired than Mueller. Never a big fan!

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

Ignore the polls. Fight like hell.

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

This should be every damn Democrat every damn day.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Hey guys, Please Watch @NedStaebler — a Wayne County Board Member of Canvassers stuff in a locker @HartmannDude and @monicaspalmer — the two members that refused to certify the ballots for the county...

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Jon Cryer

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I’m speechless. This is a Republican state Senator from Nebraska. Thank you @SenMcCollister

Senator McCollister

@SenMcCollister

5 years

The Republican Party is enabling white supremacy in our country. As a lifelong Republican, it pains me to say this, but it’s the truth. I of course am not suggesting that all Republicans are white supremacists nor am I saying that the average Republican is even racist.

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Jon Cryer

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Fascinating to see that when the Tulsa Massacre enters the popular conversation, Republicans absolutely lose their shit and attempt to literally outlaw teaching about racism.

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4 years

Hey, does anybody else remember how we found out a few weeks ago that the Trump administration didn’t bother with a national testing plan for COVID-19 because it was a “blue state problem”?

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Jon Cryer

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2 years

I’m telling you, if Biden just unilaterally got rid of daylight saving time, he and the democrats would coast to victory. Coast!

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Jon Cryer

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I’m going to keep saying this over and over. Tonight is just the beginning. One election was never going to do it. Let’s celebrate our wins, understand our losses and keep fighting.

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Hi Trump voters, The Trump campaign hired two companies to investigate voter fraud. Both said the election was not stolen. Trump knew, but he lied to you about it over and over again. But you’ll still vote for him. Because you are in a cult.

A second firm hired by Trump campaign found no evidence of election fraud

The founder of the company has been interviewed by federal prosecutors investigating the former president’s efforts to overturn the 2020 results

www.washingtonpost.com

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

Hey, anybody else remember when Michael Cohen testified before Congress and provided proof that Donald Trump committed tax, bank, and insurance fraud on live national television... and nobody did anything about it?

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

Holds up.

Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh

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3 years

35 years ago today, “Pretty In Pink” was released in theaters featuring one of the best soundtracks of the ‘80s including songs by The Psychedelic Furs, New Order, The Smiths, OMD, Echo & the Bunnymen, INXS, Suzanne Vega with Joe Jackson, Belouis Some and more.

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Jon Cryer

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It’s infuriating to me that we’ve normalized the idea that Trump will not testify in his trials. Bill Clinton testified. Hillary testified for 11 hours. Just because we already know he’s a lying dickbag doesn’t mean he should get a pass. We should expect it.

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5 years

Again, NOBODY FORCED TRUMP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT if he didn’t want to have his businesses subject to a higher level of transparency, he shouldn’t have sought the job. And @realDonaldTrump , You can resign any time.

Maggie Haberman

@maggieNYT

5 years

NEWS: The president, his kids and the Trump Org sue Deustsche Bank and Capital One to prevent them from responding to congressional subpoenas, according to papers filed today.

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Jon Cryer

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4 years

Same.

Daley Haggar

@d_haggar

4 years

This is an absolute shitshow clusterfuck and I say that as someone who worked on a sitcom with Charlie Sheen

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He says that @TheRingFinders are all over and they really love doing this for a living because it just makes people so happy. And he’s not wrong.

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4 years

HOLY SHIT

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And no, I’m not actually saying Elon was wrong for suspending the account. What Ye was posting was unconscionable. I was suggesting that Elon’s particular utopian vision of free speech was unworkable for Twitter.

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Am hearing Pete Davidson is at SNL and accounted for. We are thinking of you, Pete. You are loved. (And just a heads up, when you finally turn on your cell, it’s gonna go apeshit for a little while)

Jon Cryer

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5 years

I just tried to text and call him, his phone is not on or out of cell coverage. Does anybody know his location? NY or LA?

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The brilliant and hilarious Carl Reiner hosted the Director’s Guild awards for decades before his health forced him to take the night off. They asked me to sub in for him. Here’s the letter he sent me: #RIPCarlReiner

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4 years

Anybody else feel like Trump is picking fights with governors so he can blame them later if the death toll explodes?

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

4 years

"He's supposed to be buying his own ventilators" -- Trump is now attacking Andrew Cuomo for saying the federal government should do more to provide New York with needed medical gear

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“Upholding western civilization” was the phrase most often used by white supremacists to defend their actions during the civil rights era. There is exactly zero chance that Stephen Miller is unaware of that.

TPM Livewire

@TPMLiveWire

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Stephen Miller claims the difference between Trump's criticism of the US and "the squad"'s is that Trump is uphold "the principles of Western civilization"

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4 years

Ummm... pretty sure I’m not paying my daughter a $700K consulting fee and taking it off my taxes.

John Whitehouse

@existentialfish

4 years

Mollie Hemingway on Fox on Trump's taxes: "All of these things he's doing are things that probably all of us do, that most people do when they're filing their taxes"

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4 years

Are you f***ing kidding me?

Yahoo News

@YahooNews

4 years

EXCLUSIVE: At a White House Halloween party, children were encouraged to help “Build the Wall” with their own personalized bricks by @janawinter , @hunterw & @CEDickson

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Me at the beginning of the decade vs. me at the end of the decade.

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How is this not one of the greatest scandals in The history of the United States?

Ian Bassin 🇺🇦

@ianbassin

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New documents show Trump Admin silenced CDC at start of pandemic, tried to alter expert scientific reports, and then tried to delete evidence they were doing so. We were the most prepared nation in the world but now more than 750,000 Americans have died.

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“Wait, if I get vaccinated, I might STILL have to wear a mask? F*** that!” Folks, IT’S NOT A NEGOTIATION Covid is an infectious disease. It doesn’t give a shit about a deal you think you’re making with some imaginary virus referee.

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This is the kind of shit that would be a career-ending six month scandal in any other administration. In this one it's small potatoes.

Michael Del Moro

@MikeDelMoro

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NEW: Secretary Steven Mnuchin requested use of a government jet to take him and his wife on their honeymoon

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They’re at if you ever find yourself in need. Thanks so much, Chris!

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When I tweeted that Trump pardoning Stone would be an impeachable offense, a bunch of folks chimed in with wiseass “oh so now the guy from 2 1/2 Men is a constitutional scholar” takes. Hey, f*** all y’all

Ryan Goodman

@rgoodlaw

4 years

James Madison on the pardon power, 1788: “If the President be connected, in any suspicious manner, with any person, and there be grounds to believe he will shelter him, the House of Representatives can impeach him; they can remove him if found guilty.” (h/t: Stephen Holmes)

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The best way to get revenge on Joe Manchin is to get enough Dems in the senate that his vote is meaningless.

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By the way, folks, this is a fucking memo. It hasn’t been tested in the courts. It’s not law. It’s just guidance. And right now, it’s keeping a man who is likely a felon in the office of President.

Bloomberg

@business

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The Office of Legal Counsel's opinion states that a sitting president can't be indicted, but it also says that he can be prosecuted after he leaves office #Mueller

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Are we calling him “Josh Hawlin’ Ass Hawley” yet?

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4 years

W T and I cannot stress this enough F

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

4 years

They blasted “Live and Let Die” while Trump walked around a Honeywell plant today in Arizona without a mask. It’s hard to believe this clip is real.

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6 years

It amazes me that every day there isn’t a headline: “AMERICAN PUBLIC RISES UP AGAINST HISTORICALLY UNPOPULAR PRESIDENT”

Michael Ⓜ️

@michaelschweitz

6 years

Chicago’s crowd size today was approximately 6 Trump inaugurations.

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This may seem like a minor scandal, but it is huge. This is Trump ordering a government agency to cover for his false statement. It’s an abuse of his power and corrupts a vital govt function. Sorry to sound like a broken record, but this is an impeachable offense.

Capital Weather Gang

@capitalweather

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BREAKING: President Trump pushed staff to correct NOAA tweet that contradicted his inaccurate Alabama hurricane claim

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North Korea won’t denuclearize and here’s why: Because being a rogue nuclear power just got them invited to the White House.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

5 years

Trump shakes hands with totalitarian dictator Kim Jong Un and then says, "I would invite him right now to the White House. Absolutely."

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3 years

Yes Eric, just because we didn’t waste a bunch of gas driving pickup trucks festooned with flags and honking our horns like gibbering morons through your neighborhood doesn’t mean we don’t vote in massive numbers.

Eric Trump

@EricTrump

3 years

Does anyone believe that Biden got 15 million more votes than Obama in 2012? This from a candidate who would go days/weeks while hardly campaigning.

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So all the Trumpers who were furious that Obama allowed Iran to get $50 billion of its own money back will be fine when Trump lends them $15 billion of our money just to get them to agree to the same terms Obama already got. Cool.

Noah Shachtman

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5 years

EXCLUSIVE: Trump is flirting with a plan to lend Iran $15 billion

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1 year

Henry Cavill and I are gonna go have a drink.

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5 years

The problem with calling Trump a #PussyAssBitch is that it insults pussies, asses and bitches. #PABOTUS

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4 years

We’ll see about that. Your district is heavily republican, but you’re dumb enough to amplify a tweet with a donation link to your opponent. So it’s gonna be a horse race.

Matt Gaetz

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4 years

What’s an Emmy? An award Hollywood gives itself? I win elections.

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Who’s paying for this and why do they get to use federal property in their election ad?

Mark Knoller

@markknoller

4 years

At the end of Pres Trump's 1 hr 10 min speech, fireworks were set off at the Washington Monument..

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“A normal tourist visit”

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Donald Trump hates America.

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3 years

On Trump’s last day I just want to say to the folks who follow me... Thank you I have so much gratitude for your incredible generosity of spirit, of time, and of resources you guys have kept me sane there’s still much work to do, but today I’m smiling.

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1 year

Can confirm.

Right Wing Watch

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1 year

Alex Jones says that everyone who is offered a television show or a record deal is first required to "reject Jesus Christ and pledge yourself to Lucifer."

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I’m proud to join my colleagues protesting NBC’s shameful decision. via @thr

J.J. Abrams, Ava DuVernay, Mariska Hargitay Among 100 Top Hollywood Players Protesting NBC’s Trump...

More than 100 top showrunners, producers and stars have sent a petition to Comcast and NBCUniversal execs protesting tonight's town hall with President Trump, which is set to air opposite ABC's town...

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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Jon Cryer

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3 years

So, the Republicans who erroneously screamed that impeachment was “overturning an election” are now trying to ACTUALLY OVERTURN AN ELECTION.

John Kruzel

@johnkruzel

3 years

⚖️JUST IN: New amicus brief from 106 Republican House members in support of Texas' bid to overturn President-elect Joe Biden's win in the Supreme Court. Here they are👇

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He went down swinging.

Elijah Cummings 'signed subpoenas from his hospital bed' for Trump impeachment before his death

Maryland Democrat also helped lead Democratic caucus conference call

www.independent.co.uk

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Jon Cryer

@MrJonCryer

2 years

This… is not romantic.

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It will be astonishing if other countries ever share intelligence with us again.

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Even WHEN IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE EASIER AND MORE CONVENIENT TO BE ETHICAL, they choose to be corrupt.

Ben Jacobs

@Bencjacobs

5 years

Rather than spend the night in Dublin, Pence will stay at a Trump owned resort on the other side of Ireland and commute for the day on Air Force Two

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Dear Trump Supporters, That money he told he desperately needed to help him get re-elected went right in his pocket.

Anna Massoglia

@annalecta

4 years

New @FEC filing: Trump Victory paid ~$400,000 to Trump Hotel in Q2 alone—steering over $3 MILLION in donations from presidential campaign donors to Trump family, properties & businesses with his 2020 re-election campaign & Trump MAGA joint fundraising cmte—$17.4M+ counting 2016

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I remember thinking “What. The. F***. Is. This?!”

Christian Schneider

@Schneider_CM

1 year

The B-52's on SNL, January 26, 1980. Incredible.

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Jon Cryer

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From now on, every time she opens her mouth someone should yell “Shut Up!”

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

6 months

Virginia Foxx, who yelled “shut up!” at the reporter who tried to ask the Speaker nominee about his attempt to overturn the 2020 election, is Chair of the Education Committee.

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Jon Cryer

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Fixed my mom’s wifi I AM THE ANGEL OF CHRISTMAS!!

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And FWIW, this wasn’t meant as a slam on Charlie. He was undeniably the star of the show. And a fantastic actor. Despite his issues, we had many more highs than lows. But you can’t say he “carried” a show that lasted four years without him.

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We love you, Carol Burnett!

Paula Poundstone

@paulapoundstone

2 years

You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.

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Jon Cryer

@MrJonCryer

5 years

Oh fuck you.

Los Angeles Times

@latimes

5 years

The more they tease Trump, the more he is able to portray himself as a hero whose own verbal assaults are a necessary response to those determined to turn Trumpism and its followers into a joke. (via @latimesopinion )

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What?!? This is an outrage!! After Trump got North Korea to denuclearize?!?

DrJackBrown 🌊

@DrGJackBrown

5 years

Greta Thunberg has been Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize #Greta4NobelPrize via @SBSNews

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4 years

As opposed to say, a fake billionaire game show host?

Marco Rubio

@marcorubio

4 years

Brilliant move! No one is more in touch with the challenges & obstacles faced by everyday Americans than actors & celebrities.

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What’s hilarious about the Republican reaction to possible Trump indictments is that none of them are actually protesting his innocence. They know he’s guilty as hell. They just want him to be able to get away with it.

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