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Jim

@centristjim1

1 year

It’s hard being so right about everything all the time x

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10 months

This might sound dramatic, but my pretty basic order at the chippy last night came to £25! And I’ve just paid £13 for two coffees today…and I’m genuinely convinced now this entire country is on the brink of a complete economic collapse. That is absolutely fucking outrageous

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1 year

@NoContextBrits I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t grow up while these films were being released every other December. What a time to be alive

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3 years

@SkySportsNews The most undeserving winner ever. Sits in the best car, wins and then thinks he’s something special. Oh, and he doesn’t pay proper tax to this country either.

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1 year

@NoContextBrits I prefer this one 😂

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2 years

I think having seen the pictures from today that Meghan is actually prettier &more elegant than Kate. Something the press here won’t ever and can never admit #HarryandMeghan #Meghan #Jubilee #JubileeWeekend #PlatinumJubilee #platiniumjubilee #StPauls #MeghanMarkle #KateMiddleton

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2 years

@NoContextBrits I don’t wanna lower the tone but…….🤷‍♂️😂

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2 years

@SholaMos1 That’s quite a lot of words to announce that you have no idea what you’re talking 😂

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2 years

@BBCNews The ridiculous bullshit about working from home continues. This is about rich property owners losing out on rent on office buildings. Nothing more

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3 years

@BBCSport The most undeserving winner ever. Sits in the best car, wins and then thinks he’s something special. Oh, and he doesn’t pay proper tax to this country either.

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2 years

@deirdreheenan You mean, people go to the countries immediately neighbouring Ukraine instead of trekking 1000 miles across Europe to live in a country with no cultural similarities to yours.

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2 years

@PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph Didn’t it turn out that none of the fines from the start of the pandemic were actually enforceable

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2 years

@PoliticsForAlI I was going to do whatever the fuck I wanted to anyway. Triple vaccinated and if the vaccines work then I shouldn’t need any restrictions. And if they don’t then the government are lying to us and the only way through this is to just live with it anyway

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1 year

@HateNewbuild 😂😂 this estate is near me. They bodged the sewage pipeline and it didn’t have the capacity needed so they built a “temporary” sewage pipe overground through the entire estate. Just what you need when you’ve spent £400k on a new build 😂

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4 years

@piersmorgan @MesutOzil1088 He’s got to you hasn’t he?! 😂😂 you’re absolutely rattled by that amazing reply

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2 years

@JuliaHB1 How is anti white racism so widely accepted at a time when there is a huge crackdown on racism against black players? 🙄

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@centristjim1

3 years

@SkySportsPL That Ronaldo bounce lasted long then 😂😂😂

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2 years

@Jennifer_Arcuri Buying what? That’s he’s really there? 😂 you think they’ve digitally superimposed him into a Ukrainian video.

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2 years

@NoContextBrits That is the most British reaction ever. “Better not cause a fuss” 😂

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10 months

Imagine being 34 years old and yet you’re still going on nights out taking the tram into town at midnight with your water bottle of wine 🙈😂 I’ll grow up one day

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@centristjim1

2 years

@tomhfh Come on Tom..it’s a cold. It’s a cold that’s got a new name and a test to confirm what it is but for some reason we’re treating it differently. Take away the testing and the media sensationalism and we could go back to what we did pre 2020, just live with it

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2 years

I love how Prince Harry has the whole U.K. media on strings. He can open his mouth and say literally anything and the press here spend days trying to analyse his. I bet he does it just for a laugh to see how stupid he can make them look @gmb #gmb #PrinceHarry #InvictusGames

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2 years

@ladbible Cancel and woke culture means they can’t. Can’t possibly have a laugh anymore

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3 years

@MattHancock “Reclaim our freedoms” ? By having to take a test twice a week forever 🤦‍♂️😂

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2 years

@Gola87 @talkSPORT You have to see the difference between eating meat for nutrition and kicking a cat in a kitchen surely?

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1 year

It is absolutely mental that Nicola Bulley’s fella does an interview and I’ve seen hundreds of takes today already that’s he’s murdered her. Fuck me, is there any depth that Twitter won’t sink to 😳 #NicolaBulley

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1 year

@sportbible Lewandowski should have won it over messi. Absolutely 100%

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@centristjim1

3 years

@bbclaurak It doesn’t matter how bad this deal is or how much the UK has been sold out by Boris...the media will be throwing so much propaganda at the public, that most people will never know and will think “we’ve won”. Just watch it for the next few days...it’s gonna be disgusting

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2 years

@PoliticsForAlI There’s a lot of similarities between this “new variant” &the fuel crisis we had a few weeks ago. It’s all panic & over reacting. There’s very little evidence this is a serious issue. But the media over reacts and drums up a panic and before you know it…you have an actual crisis

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9 months

One of the things no one tells you about having a daughter is always having to explain why you have pink toenails to the other men in the gym changing rooms 🙈😂

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@centristjim1

4 years

@piersmorgan longside these announcements everyday we need some balance and announce the overall death figures in the UK from everything else. This is just scaremongering, if you were told everyday how many people died of heart disease you’d never eat a fucking burger again

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@centristjim1

4 years

@SkyNews Lockdown ends 02 December for definite but furlough extends until March? Somehow I think we’re being lied to again

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2 years

@GaryLineker That’s the worst decision I’ve ever seen. Ridiculous

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3 years

@Colin00007 @theousherwood That’s a tax. National insurance is a tax

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1 year

@GNev2 I’ll be brutally honest, through these strikes and during Covid and the fact they work only 3/4 of the year,,..they’re right

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@centristjim1

2 years

@eIpounder I love how the world is so supportive and respectful about relationships with age gaps until it’s flipped and it’s the girl who’s younger 😂😂

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2 years

@NoContextBrits Jimmy carr by a mile

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2 years

@Kevin_Maguire Oh come on Kevin. How can you look at the celebration of Britishness and feel anything other than pride. Someone did this in my town and it’s glorious 🇬🇧😀

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@centristjim1

10 months

@P24576512 Piss is free…🤷‍♂️😂

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@centristjim1

9 months

I’ve loved the last 5 weeks with the kid. But she really really needs to go back to school now…..just so I can claim back a tiny bit of masculinity 😂

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@centristjim1

1 year

@bazz_87 @SuellaBraverman Because most of them have no legal right to be here

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@centristjim1

2 years

@Keir_Starmer Labour crashed the economy in 2007 and caused a recession followed by austerity which the tories had to do to get labour over spending under control

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@centristjim1

5 months

@fesshole People need to stop responding to emotional things like cheating with physical acts like breaking their stuff or selling it. Respond by doing something emotional in return

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5 months

I spent yesterday with someone who has essentially lost both her parents in the space of 6 months & it really has never hit me that hard before that the “magic of Christmas” is just people. It’s not presents…it’s your family all in one place. And without them it’s nothing

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@centristjim1

2 years

@Kevin_Maguire There it is!!!!!! 0748 and I’ve already seen the first “he was from turkey” tweet! 😂😂😂😂 it’s like playing lefty bingo

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@centristjim1

2 years

Adam Lambert was really the perfect replacement for Freddie Mercury. Ridiculously camp and an amazing singer. Just like Freddie #Jubilee #queen #PlatinumJubilee #PlatinumJubileeconcert #platinumjubileeparty #JubileeWeekend

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@centristjim1

2 years

@SkyNews Experts? What the fuck does that mean? These predictions have been wrong at every point in the last 2 years. Take 10% of that and that’s what it really will be

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2 years

@spencermorgan93 Comedy should be funny. Not a political lecture. Nish Kumar doesn’t understand that.

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@centristjim1

3 years

@BBCNews You can take the “LGBT” off that headline to be fair

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @DrSpock_PhD It’s “not right” despite being biologically correct? Oh dear

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10 months

@LuceJ1983 They won’t be paying their staff properly & Don’t pay tax properly. Almost every penny of that £6.50 for my Coffee goes straight into their pocket. It is just one massive scam….everything. From coffee shops to supermarkets. They’re all at it

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2 years

@GNev2 We cannot keep accepting people at the rate we’re doing ..come on Gary. This isn’t sustainable

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3 years

@GNev2 Absolutely ridiculous that Ronaldo penalty wasn’t given.

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2 years

@TalkTV What they should have said is “we’re incredibly sorry and we’ll stop”

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2 years

@BBCBreaking How long before “fully vaccinated” doesn’t mean fully vaccinated anymore

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7 months

Wow….this storm is gonna absolutely pound Scotland. That look like a big one 👀😂😂 #StormBabet

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2 years

@bbclaurak It’s the satirists I feel sorry for

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26 days

We’re out out for the first time in ages! Smelling like an industrial accident at a Lynx factory and looking every inch of my 34 years old….i cannot wait to get to a popworld 🙌😂

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2 years

@GaryLineker We’ve had 1 decent day of weather this day and you’re throwing a fit? 😂 get the speedos on and enjoy it man

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2 years

@MrNishKumar If you can’t comment on literally anything without bringing skin colour into it…..then you’re probably a racist 👍

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5 months

@fesshole Did you get confused mate? You need to post that here 😂

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1 year

@darrengrimes_ Wasn’t even offensive. The standards have just moved so far these days that you can’t say anything. Programmes that were perfectly ok even 10 years ago are now considered racist. It’s hard to keep up with these ridiculous woke times

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2 years

@henrywinter I bet they don’t even know why they’re doing it

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2 years

@paulkhammond @_MissieBee @Dishoom You think people are going to avoid food they actually want to eat because they suddenly know how many calories it has in it?! No. They’ll just feel shit and guilty after eating it which is pointless to everyone

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2 years

@BBCBreaking They have no logical argument, just causing trouble for the sake of it

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1 year

@SholaMos1 You don’t need to write fake letters in a desperate bid to get attention. You do that by appearing on tv and race baiting 😂

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2 years

@MartinSLewis Can we get a conversation going about help with energy bills for people who ARENT on benefits?! Where’s our help? We’re the ones doing the work and paying the taxes so we should be getting something back…not just poor people.

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3 years

@SkyNews There’s no fuel crisis. There’s a media crisis creating panic

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5 months

When your mum wants a lovely family photo of you all during Christmas dinner but you’ve been on the Jack Daniels since 10am 🫣😂

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7 months

Spending the day taking my daughter around the sights of London ❤️ unfortunately so far she’s only seen her dad cry at having to pay £9 for a pint 😂

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1 year

@BBCNews Completely screwed over. It’s a woman trying to create small talk with a lady who’s heritage is clearly from another part of the world. You can’t say anything these days 🙄

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1 month

Not gonna lie, there’s a few people on here that’d give Martha a run for her money in the crazy stakes 😂😂

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3 years

@SkyNews Every western country on earth is clearly involved in some massive conspiracy about vaccine passports. It’s definitely not because they’re a sensible idea, it must be because of the “new world order” and the “great reset” 😭

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7 months

It’s my daughter’s fancy dress birthday party today and when I asked her what she wants to go as…She said Cruella de Vil because, “I love dogs & she does too” 👀😳 she’s never actually seen the film, just pictures from it and I kinda haven’t got the heart to tell her … 😂😂

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2 years

@Nigel_Farage Amazing insight given you were best mates until 3 days ago

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@PoliticsForUK How has it come to a sponsor having to do this rather than the club and the manager having some balls and getting rid of the player themselves

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10 months

This is the last time I ever book a summer holiday in the UK!! Excitedly Turn up on the first day to the beach in my swim shorts and it looks like this 🤦‍♀️ what the hell am I gonna do for a week here 🤣

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2 years

@PippaCrerar This isn’t the gotcha you think it is?! Its his OWN money 😂😂

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1 year

@mrdanwalker I am rarely embarrassed to be British but the collective hatred this country has for this woman is embarrassing. And shameful

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3 years

@darrengrimes_ “polyamorous” is a really clever way to say “I’m a slut” 😂😂

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5 months

Sorry to rub it in folks but I finished work today for Christmas so if anyone wants me for the next 7 days, I’ll look roughly like this 💁‍♂️😂

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3 years

@IsabelOakeshott We’re only going to get out of this once everyone wakes up and doesn’t accept the government putting restrictions on us which aren’t backed up by data. Follow the science

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2 years

@AngelaRayner I heard you got a fine Angela? When are you going to announce it?

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6 months

The Christmas jumper this year is an absolute corker ❤️😂

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2 years

@talkRADIO What an absolutely laughable thing to do

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3 years

@piersmorgan And just like Arsenal attendances the announced toll is 60000, but in reality everyone knows it’s far less than that.

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1 year

@StoolFootball What do you mean can’t buy this?! Before money they had a fuming fanbase and a stadium filled with empty seats! 😂😂

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2 years

@PoliticsForUK Next phase? It’s over now

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7 months

Someone DMd me this weekend to ask if I was gay after all the popworld references and I just can’t see why he’d think that tbh 😂😂 manly as they come!!🙈🤣

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3 months

I think I’ve finally found something we can all agree on……..it’s cream THEN jam isn’t it 💁‍♂️🙌

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2 years

@PippaCrerar Has there ever been a PM been issued with a speeding fine? Which is the equivalent.

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1 year

@AvonandsomerRob No , it’s Awful. Pitch and tone in their voice just doesn’t work with men’s football. It makes the game annoying

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2 years

@SkyNews Here’s the real story. Here’s what our media should be talking about. And today they’re talking about a cake party from 2 years ago

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2 years

@SkyNews I think it’s fair for Gordon brown not to get it either given he destroyed our economy and did it all with no mandate and didn’t ever win an election either

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10 months

My parents have just got back from a holiday in Turkey with a “present” for me and I just feel there are better ways for them to tell me they hate me 🤢🤣

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2 years

@GNev2 Tbh, Liverpool’s success has come and gone. 1 champions league and 1 league and they’re back to league cups again.

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3 years

@SkyNews If it works this well then we have to start asking why the extremely slow exit from lockdown?

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2 years

@GNev2 @pritipatel And yet you offer no alternative solution to this problem 🤫

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5 days

There is nothing more humbling than trying to squeeze yourself into clothes that fit you 10 years ago. These trousers must have shrunk in the wash I swear 😂😂

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3 years

@BBCBreaking This absolutely screams “it’s not safe for under 30s but we can’t announce that as the confidence would drop through the floor” ... this is putting a vaccine rollout above people’s personal safety. Under 30s don’t even need a jab so if you’re going to insist, make sure it’s safe

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2 years

@pritipatel I never thought you’d pull that off in a million years but well done. A good start👏

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