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3 months

is this anything

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RIP Ruth Bader Ginsburg you would’ve loved the Ruth Stripe Mesh Bralette and Cheeky Set in Sea Blue

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@Ifrahmed This is a long the same lines I think?

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@garbage_person Oh no.....

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@xtinatucker 9 3/4 wave feminism

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I truly think Tim Heidecker is one of the great artists of our time.

On Cinema at the Cinema

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5 months

Alright let's go.

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@emilykmay It’s a “wild” story

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@CNN So pure

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No earthquakes in Minnesota… God would never violate His land like that… No Coasters stay winning

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@clarkhennigan @melhuman You rock 👊🏻 this has inspired me to sign up for escort training

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@binxsicle @ProjectJosiee What the fuck is this even supposed to taste like

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9 months

Sorry, I’m just now learning that Oslo, Norway, has this boring ass skyline. Bloomington Minnesota-ass looking city.

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8 months

pleased to present my submission for the Minnesota flag redesign. It says "Minnesota" but every letter is the state of Minnesota. The blue is water.

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Hey Minnesota, and specifically Warren supporting friends: I'm going to make one last pitch to you to switch your support to @BernieSanders for tomorrow's primary. Bernie has the movement behind him to get real progress in our government. 1/

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@ethannnhek @garbage_person When you can turn Being Groomed™️ into a lifestyle brand

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@Mobute We’ve also moved on as a culture. That’s Obama-era twitter. We don’t do that stuff anymore.

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@pjozefak buddy what's going on here. weird angle, wine bottles coming out of your head. cabinets and open door are disorienting. ghoulish green light reflected in your glasses. 2/10 do better.

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@KevinNewWing @summeranne That famously culture-less continent... Europe

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@nytimes @NYTStyles My “I hate my husband” think piece is raising a lot of questions answered by the piece

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@osutein My love of Lord of the Rings movies is matched only by my hatred of The Hobbit movies. Two extremes. Yin and Yang. Perfectly in balance.

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@caveofbeauty I don’t even like 82 out of doors

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@GMPaiella he did it... he literally said the thing!

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@BarackObama Damn if only someone could have done something

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@SteForlani @TaylorLorenz @minomazz @AOC Yeah, the makeup is what’s causing climate change

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@BrndnStrssng I don’t think it’s beneath him. I just think specifically the Mad Men gag in the Jerry Seinfeld pop tarts movie should be against the law.

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Never fails

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3 years

@ProfessorCrunk @kahlildozier Hi Brittney, I work in a professional office setting and I write all my emails like this and nobody cares. Be well, Caroline

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@WalterHudson @TheSotaSwede yeah and I'm being forced to pay your salary, buddy. we all make sacrifices.

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@sepinwall I actually relate to this a lot. There’s lots of shows I love because of *when* I watched them and how they fit into my life at that time. Also, “SNL when you were in high school”, yes..! Specific and nonspecific and 100% accurate all at once.

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@netw3rk Me looking for validation after I tell a joke

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@crulge I’m in awe of this woman. If I tried to do this I would slur my words, cry and throw up probably.

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@coopercooperco The making of LOTR is so heavily documented! What a baffling thing to say.

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@Very__Regular I like how they show the final egg only briefly and out of focus.

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@VVernard @rauljade88 @ClaireMPLS Or people just aren’t compatible. Chill out.

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@Pharaoh4life @desusnice Money actually does help solve some problems, it turns out

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ recognize the USPS as a vital institution ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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@nathanTbernard @bumble_app @JackPosobiec is this the same guy that chose Papa John's as his rehearsal dinner?

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@meemahmarzz @gellowmold This is so sad

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Me watching Lincoln (2012) every time a new guy shows up

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@ForgetTheMoose @MilesKlee @thegallowboob Sorry ma’am this is a door knocker

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Made a soup tonight. My husband said it could be in like, “Rustic American Soup Magazine”

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Why are you guys bookmarking this

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Saving @jeremydlarson ’s ‘Top 5’ tweets in case twitter goes down like the library of Alexandria

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2 years

@BudrykZack Cleopatra naming twins Alexander Helios (sun) and Cleopatra Selene (moon) feels very modern. Like for sure you could picture a celebrity/influencer type going super theme-y with baby names (I, also, was like this with my own kids).

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@samanthapocryfa @samwrite @helen Aragorn, hearing about the Fellowship’s post-Ring activities:

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@WhitmerThomas

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@beatonna The change from this to this.... poetry

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@Sheila_Regan Terrible take

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Protect the CC Club

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@C0INCELPR0 I don’t know why but

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@HooverGreen

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Feel free to use this for your various internet needs:

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@dannolan Me after this one

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@m_mmcd @JillKrajewski

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@lynnpotion @kaurbbarbie This isn’t an unpopular opinion to leftists.

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@gooded_cheese @peepsaregood @KrangTNelson Time for some brassica content!!

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@HazelMonforton This is just tangential at this point but I was inspired to create a new brassica oleracea meme...

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Also, cute story. Two days after LOST ended, I attended my weekly hipster kickball game. Some people were talking shit about the finale, but there was a guy who said he liked it, and I had liked it too. That man... Would become my husband.

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Shit, I've just now realized how much of my life in the last 15 years has been based around TV events. I suddenly feel like there'll be a gaping hole in my life when Game of Thrones is over.

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@AndrewSnarks @colbydroscher @ashleyfeinberg it was up.... for an ***HOUR***

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3 years

A women empowerment beer from the union-busting craft brewery is real identity politics in action

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The women of Surly Brewing spent International Women’s Day working on a beer together. They named it after a phenomenon they’ve dealt with for many, many years. This is the story of Mansplain Survivors IPA:

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@VoteSamWiles @benner

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@Quack_Im_A_Dog @NormsRespecter

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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

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If you drink you will die. If you drink you may See.

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@AnthonyBLSmith Just gonna sneak past ya..

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@halaljew This is the average English Lad

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@theoceanblooms Roll tape please

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@RaquelDesigns As a sentimental designer who loves tattoos I totally get the desire to have something that was big and special to you on your body forever; I did find the tattoo problematic but hope you can find an elegant workaround. Appreciate your thoughtful response.

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. @ScottAukerman my husband’s handiwork on an old Super Mario arcade cabinet. http://t.co/Ijyc5foWtq

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@anne_theriault "with the exception of okra and oysters"

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@ok_alriight I read the description before I really registered the name of the product and then I was like wait… what? Wait…! What the hell? lol

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@chrysanthemvm_

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@theniptunes Also why is she SO panicked.. and really struggling to make a tourniquet? She’s clearly ER nurse... Maybe a bad one!

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@samanthapocryfa @samwrite @helen I’ve always thought becoming king would be like a huge come down for Aragorn. You’ve spent your whole life ranging, making pals, having big adventures, fighting in wars.. now you’re old and have one job to do and all your friends are still out adventuring.

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My daughter, Aurora Jean

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@pattykazUSA @Kirsten0Brien Christ, listen to yourself

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@BBW_BFF Greta Gerwig promoting her picture as a non-striking director and Danny Masterson going to prison for rape. These are an equivalent evil, to me.

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Apropos of nothing, my favorite anecdote about Cleopatra is giving her twins the names of the (brother and sister) Greek gods of the sun and moon. Extreme 2019 mood.

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Cleopatra: one of them has the middle name Sun and the other one has the middle name moon Mark Antony: that’s a bit.... Cleopatra: welcome to Ancient Egypt, The Land Of Being Extra

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@HelloCullen I think what she’s doing is, important and cool

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