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Desus MF Nice💯

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4 years

the golden girls as jordans; a thread

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3 years

twitter today

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4 years

its thursday. arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor

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6 years

Cheesecake factory at the minimum

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jeff bezos has enough money to fix everything that's wrong with the world and he's like nah i'm good it be like that

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queen elizabeth on red table talk by wednesday

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How you have 6.9 billion and you’re still dreaming?

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Michael Rubin, Meek Mill, & Jay-Z sent Robert Kraft his dream Bentley for his 80th birthday 🙌🏾

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6 years

Ole “Where my hug at” looking fish

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Triggerfish can be found in tropical and subtropical oceans throughout the world.

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u can tell how evil a company is by how touching their super bowl ad attempts to be

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i'm using vosotros this summer. idc what the teachers told us

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Meghan probably put black pepper in Harry’s eggs and there was no way he was going back to that spiceless royal life

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8 months

that one onion ring in your bag of fries

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6 years

you either unpack ur luggage immediately when you get home or you do it 10 weeks later. no in-between.

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6 years

Damn I think Sephora might be the only store that wasn’t selling firearms

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L.L. Bean, which is licensed to sell firearms at its flagship store, says it won't sell guns to people under 21 in wake of Parkland, Florida, shooting

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3 years

live view of the capitol police

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5 years

wild how trump claims he's wealthy and we've never seen him with airpods

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3 years

Espys flow with Zaila Avant-garde da gawd

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I’m always retweeting this

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3 years

my favorite part of the pandemic is attempting to do things "before it gets dark" like characters in oregon trail

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this is my cousin sarah. any story i have about birmingham uk involved her. she taught me to run from the referee in fifa 94. she was very sweet & shy. she didn't deserve this. rip sarah.

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New mum, 35, died from coronavirus before she could hold her baby boy

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@ us next time pussy

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Two comedians celebrating the fact that they self-censor to avoid hurting people’s feelings ... they sound about as funny as lead poisoning

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6 years

drake really started this freestyle with a sigh like a fed up math teacher at a parent teacher conference. wild.

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it's monday. arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor. #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor #BlackLivesMatter

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White man: you can’t sit here! Rosa parks: why not? White man: because you already have a place......in my heart. *ancestry dot com logo with a soft fade out*

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twitter's wild because there are ppl on here saying Beyoncé didn't invent marching bands and we all saw when she did

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6 years

Jesus disappeared for like 3 days and y’all were excited when he returned so keep that same energy when I do that in the group chat

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5 years

Trump not owning a dog was the first warning btw

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4 years

i hate it here

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j prince: drake has a song that will end pusha's career pusha: release it drake: YALL REMEMBER DEGRASSI?

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3 years

you inside her dms, I’m insider trading. we aren’t the same

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6 years

laVar ball and trump gotta play one on one and the winner gets america

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4 years

are we still using days of the week at this point?

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HOES MAD

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has officially been re-elected to congress #AOC #2020Elections

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3 years

windows shutdown sound

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BREAKING: Bill Gates and Melinda Gates are splitting up after 27 years

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4 years

right now new york looks like when they say a movie takes place in new york but they film it in vancouver

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4 years

"merry christmas. I'm not even gonna check under the tree bc you were the best gift i ever got. hope you're well"

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2 years

oscars might have hookah and henny wings next year

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"this virus is wild. i was singing happy birthday while washing my hands and realized any birthday i spend without you won't be happy. no need to respond, hope you're well"

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imagine it’s the 80s and you do a line of coke and then hear lionel richie’s “all night long” for the first time. my god

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3 years

shouts to all the brands getting off fire 420 tweets while still drug testing employees

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2 years

dylan why did you drop sadie’s hand

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5 years

PAW patrol getting dark

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Police dog who OD'd on the job has recovered with Narcan and is back at work #Florida

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if you want to know why ppl from the bronx are different, this is a photo of the bronx in the 80s

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"SHE WAS DANCING WITH COPS"

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John Lennon got shot and died. Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini. Not even a contest.

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3 years

rent going up

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4 years

twitter comes for everyone eventually

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@desusnice This you ?

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6 years

everyday and in everyway we stray further from god's light

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Mayonnaise is the most controversial ice cream flavor:

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5 years

for all they gassed it up in school the whole checks and balances system is a wild flop

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you can have a year without facial recognition, as a treat

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Amazon pauses police use of its facial recognition tech for a year

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Damn

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10 years

Which happens first, a Jay Electronica album or a Knicks Championship?

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6 years

when drake said "________________", i felt that. I'ma update this later

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5 years

real kang of r&b tho

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3 years

who was rocking those dior 1s tho?

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Steph missed that shot and gotta spend the summer posting “oh yes so pretty” on Ayesha’s IG posts from multiple burner accounts. Hate to see it.

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the 2020 writers' room lost us with the murder hornets but oh baby they back

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mans rocking the geppetto 11's

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Lmaoooo this is the most knicks prize ever. My god

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This Knicks fan was hyped to win $1,000 in scratchers with this half-court shot 💰🎉

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3 years

jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the 2021 mlb home run derby

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7 years

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they stand up in the aisle as soon as the plane lands

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5 years

not believing this until i see them in matching nike tech suits

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Adele 'dating grime star Skepta' following split from Simon Konecki

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4 years

This some lazy shit

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6 years

Don’t do this.

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The next time you're in a ride share, consider looking up from your phone and striking up a conversation with your fellow passengers instead. They could connect you to your next job opportunity.

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BREAKING NEWS from @SHODesusAndMero & @AOC

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Nyc is like 100 degrees right now and the mta is garbage but it still beats being part of “$600 mortgage for 5 bedrooms in a state with no sushi” Twitter

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a black mirror episode where u text someone and they screenshot it for 27.9m ppl

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NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT. ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BUTTER BEAN FOOTAGE IN HEAVEN

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The dog who played Duke in commercials for Bush's Baked Beans has died

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i would use the $1400 stimulus check to buy 140 tidal subscriptions to get jay z's attention which would bring me closer to dinner with him but y'all don't see the vision

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Uber driver just listened to 50 cent “many men” 4 times in a row and you know what sir that’s fine bc you’re clearly going thru something

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ok he's getting desperate

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2020 is trying to break us. but we gotta keep going

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what if u got a supreme sticker after voting

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90% of videos that show subway fights involve seat 4

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chase from paw patrol has 24 hours to respond

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DEFUND THE KNICKS

NEW YORK KNICKS

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bad bunny doing his thing but i'ma need y'all to recognize the OG drag rabbit

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the cdc feels like the new yahoo answers

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And y’all willingly paid these ppl to keep your DNA in exchange for an email saying you’re 10% cape verdean

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Ancestry testing company: It’s our ‘moral responsibility’ to give the FBI access to your DNA

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ok might need a class action lawsuit on behalf of everyone who stayed up for this track because um

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2 years

let the homie inside please

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judas was acting funny in the group chat the whole week before dinner

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tekashi just showed the court a 4th justin trudeau brownface photo. This is wild

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law and order writers probably gonna mix this 6ix9ine case and the migrant caravan into one episode and it's gonna slap

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papa john ate 40 pizzas in 30 days all while fighting a crippling n-word addiction. it's not enough to set goals, we also have to put the work in!

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ppl are saying elon’s running twitter like michael scott would & that’s incorrect. this is the episode where creed was interim regional manager.

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Nothing but respect for my president

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The best of the bunch has moved on—The Honey Bunches of Oats lady retired after more than 40 years.

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Saw CATS as a kid. My mother got my playbill autographed and introduced me to one of the main actors. He OD��d on coke a week later and I was like “what’s Coke” and my parents just changed the subject.

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Kanye gentrified his own fan base.

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