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taryn

@peepsaregood

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I was inspired

Hannah Posts

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"Hey Mrs. Posts, you know I'm in a gang? Yeah, we're called the Wolf Gang. The Wolfgang Mozart! [Sings Mozart tune]"

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1 year

yesterday kiddo woke up from his nap crying, then fell asleep on me while we rocked on his chair. when he woke up again he said "count the mommies," first pointed to the corner in the dark, said "one!" and then at me and said "two!" so that's been on my mind a bit

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This is so funny but also, and sorry to have Serious Thoughts™, these are the kind of names you give kids when you don't see them as fully autonomous humans but cute accessories for yourself that go with your aesthetic

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u guys really buried the lede by just talking about her stupid cooking videos bc ??

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5 months

I was ahead of my time

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When the frat house says it's "diverse"

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3 months

a massage is not enough I need to be rolled through a pasta machine

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i just saw a reel that looks like a cute summer activity for an older toddler (bunch of small toys, freeze in a bowl of water, let toddler figure out how to get them out) but all I can think of is that this is exactly what they do for polar bear enrichment at our zoo

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1 year

and like regardless of anything else i'm extremely offended at being number 2???

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3 months

is this anything?

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2 months

you couldn't make this bike today, because of spoke

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5 months

babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your eye of sourdoughron

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4 months

Also they are the types of names you give your kids knowing they'll probably never have to fill out a job application. They're both rich models so probably the case.

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This is embroidered I'm losing my mind at the perfection

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3 months

I am feeling a non-zero level of stress that the conclusion to the whole kate middleton saga is just going to end up really sad

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1 year

@clapifyoulikeme i wish I could ask him what she looks like

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3 months

one of the greatest lies ever told

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4 months

@amyisquitebusy uncanny valley girl

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3 months

at the intersection of too much money and too much square footage is the mcmansion built in dog washing station

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2 months

wanna feel old? Their kids are in high school now

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2 years

@EyesOnTheRight

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4 months

i am watching two people with lip fillers and perfect teeth pretend to be alive during WW2

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5 years

When the frat house says it's "diverse"

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4 months

@zplerhop I was looking them both up and they've both been models for what seems like their entire adult(ish) lives so yeah I can imagine the sort of reality bubble that creates!

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1 year

i can't believe this haircut made it past quality control

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1 year

@atothe_d all surprises and no surprises

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2 years

@gooded_cheese @KrangTNelson smh another victim of Big Salad

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2 years

@sarahhollowell The way they made it shareable without spoilers and created a communal experience with the one word is pure genius

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If anyone think I'm implying this is negative please know I will be doing this as soon as it's a bit warmer

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6 months

we were talking about Pokemon cards and my husband said "they're sort of addictive, you know the phrase" and at the exact same he said "gotta catch em all" I said "pokemon GO to the polls" and I have never been more embarrassed in my life

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4 months

not sure why but this sounds so much more disgusting with the "ed"

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3 years

No one: Cyrus the Great of Persia in 539 BCE:

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2 months

@HannahPosted I'm sure I've mentioned it before but someone once posted about how the heelers being rich made them feel bad bc they had to explain to their kid why they don't also have a big house and yard and people were *unhinged* defending the honor of the cartoon dogs.

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3 months

look I definitely read this as Anya Taylor-Joy at first and thought we had entered a new era

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Aaron Taylor-Johnson chosen as next James Bond, reports say

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@bedspolice The drugs they found

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a

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2 years

@1followernodad one time I saw something that said, basically, "a man will take the abuse he inflicts on you and turn it into his own hero's journey" and i think about that a lot

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4 years

@toilethospital My favorite

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3 years

after tonight kelly leoffler and ann coulter will merge once again, under a full moon and in the middle of a dead forest, muttering the words long forgotten by mortals

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2 years

@johnhfio oh my god just pay taxes already

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4 months

i went through the whole spaghetti squash phase and pretended it was as good as pasta but I'm ready to make a public statement: nothing is as good as pasta

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5 months

I didn't realize there's a whole genre of parents spray painting their kids toys but anyway how many of them won't let their kids eat red dye

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if you destroy your child’s toy because it’s “so ugly and in-aesthetic” you hate your kid i’m sorry

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@ezrasupernova This doesn't dispute your point at all because it's just one restaurant, I just want to shout out the Indian Pueblo Kitchen that has a pre colonial menu and is really incredible. We also have a great burger place called Laguna Burger that puta every other fast food place to shame

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1 year

@Kawakeman Hi Kelly! Trans women are women ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🌈

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2 months

Hey being for real for a second am I insane to want to put my toddler in daycare and go back to work? I will almost certainly delete this in ten minutes but I am feeling a bit in crisis lol

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Is it an intrusive thought or is it a

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3 months

@HannahPosted @neildecrypt Hannah I can't believe you aren't providing your children with their annual bespoke suits, what kind of life are you trying to to provide??

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5 years

@AsteadWesley I did not invest 8 years of my Sunday nights to watch her just get buried. DIG HER UP AND DO IT AGAIN.

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1 year

@clhubes on a walk in my neighborhood two middle school aged kid were riding dirt bikes and when one saw me approaching with the stroller he smacked the other kid and said "turn it off or you'll scare the baby!"

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@realgirl_fieri people who complain about their kid getting bitten at daycare. I realize it's terrible to experience, but I've seen too many people asking about how they can get the other kid kicked out of the school and not realize how terrible that is for the other family involved.

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@RachelsBirds ok we're on to something here....

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it's not nearly close to my top priority for stressors or sad things currently but it's a little sort of mystery that's giving that old feeling of communal twitter and there's lots of jokes and what if it just sucks? I don't think my thin grasp on Dealing With Things can take it

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@HannahPosted they've been focusing on understanding their big feelings

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@WhackDatTower @Elfangor44 @plsgivhug @JohnnyQuest785 @jestom You should talk about it with your therapist

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@thaddaeus_g I'm ready

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5 months

@realgirl_fieri Not teaching them to read before traditional school starts, and I think if you're rich and can afford a Waldorf school you can now get away with them not even reading until like, 8

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@jazz_inmypants @TheHyyyype Nothing better than pissing off musk fans

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@PiaBeans @DannyDutch

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@Adequate_Scott Wow she just swaetshopped a birthday party.

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@esjesjesj incredible to call someone scummy when you are literally wearing a picture of them crying while you talk to them

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1 year

@NoHumanzA that's a good point, he's pretty smart

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6 months

@KristinChirico Maybe, but when I was a new teacher 14 years ago I left my room unlocked and a kid went in and wrote slurs on every surface. A group of kids made two girls fight in a ditch. A kid punched a teacher in the hall. It's easier to hear about these things now with social media.

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Insta: do you like cookie decorating? Me: yeah! Insta: sourdough bread? Me: for sure! Insta: homemade croissants? Me: lovely! Instagram: this woman is on her tenth pregnancy and subtly promoting a church trying to legalize hunting people! Me: wait what Insta: TOO LATE

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@Hun24rd @JLo And there's no blur in the other one.... Do her earrings have lenses?

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5 years

@JordanUhl Is Mayor Pete.... Levitating?

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5 months

I just watched that one farm life trad momfluencer with the 15 kids make bread and then immediately put it in stuffing. That's not impressive, that's stupid! you're supposed to use up old bread that's the whole point. You're going to waste warm fresh bread on STUFFING.

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3 years

@MoiraDonegan after recently giving birth my pro-choice stance has only deepened. no one should have to go through all of that if they don't want to, for any reason!

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@jpbrammer Is it this book because this book lives in the back of my brain

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I want this sitcom

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@HannahPosted F tier for A is for Atom (a mid century modern alphabet book), that's not a word that starts with X!

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5 years

@BrettPransky @kazweida What a lesson for Mr. Robinson to take back to his students.

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4 years

@calebsaysthings sometimes you see a video and you just know that you don't need to hear it.

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I did it, I made a cake

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Insane. Overly ambitious. Do you think I can make it all happen by Friday?

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@ParkerMolloy As a teacher we let THE KID tell US. I have had tomboy female students my whole career. They're not trans.

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@jourdayen It wouldn't be that much more expensive than the current free/reduced program and it's a proven way to increase graduation rates. It's a win win... But America's not built on equity. America's built on sticking it to the guy under you because you got yours and screw the rest.

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@Cleavon_MD I'm due mid-november and was vaccinated about a month into my pregnancy. Baby is healthy, and my reaction was milder than a flu shot. I'm so happy that I was able to get it! I will do anything I need to to be here for my baby and spouse.

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@CuriousZelda Prepare siege engines!

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@InstantSunrise @chick_in_kiev

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@TeamBlakeson @BrettSVergara I love this but I am really really bothered by the way the spelling doesn't fit the original song.

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@KearaLuckett @PettiBetti_ If she doesn't take the time to wash off her hands you can bet that counter hasn't been cleaned

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I'm sorry but baby dear follow their mothers everywhere because they might get eaten by wolves, I think a human woman should be allowed to use the toilet alone!

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@ovo_danny5 I work at a free public school and yet I still get paid... Mysterious.

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@HannahPosted sis got three legs

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@donttrythis Classic:

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@Paws00780531 His feet are very cold at all times and he does roar randomly

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@InternetHippo me: how come you can't pick up extra shifts? 5 month old: i shouldn't have to waste my youth under the the of capitalism me: aw buddy i got some bad news for you...

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@HannahPosted their case is not helped by the AI image use

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1 year

@ScottWamplerRIP I really need to incorporate "you my bright friend are el wrongo" into my conversations more often

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1 year

@MsPackyetti I stopped teaching in 2021 and the last few years of emergency trainings went from "protect and inform" to "avoid litigation and obfuscate" especially when our district adopted a for-profit ALICE training that laid all the responsibility on teachers. So sad and so infuriating.

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3 years

@erinbiba This argument made me laugh harder than anything on here has in a long time

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@DisneyParks @Disneyland @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyAnimation All the racists in these comments:

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@perfectsweeties @DrakeGatsby For every future fratboy asshole we have at least one sweet need, artist, or kid who gets our jokes. Literally the only way I survive.

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RIP Douglas Adams you would have loved making fun of these tech nerds

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Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100 - which does it pick? (by @Leniolabs_ )

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@BudrykZack no way she's ever smiling with teeth

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@TheHyyyype He's also wearing jeans with that junior republican debate team suit situation

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@KylePlantEmoji I really want a smoothie but I don't want anyone else to know I want a smoothie

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I wonder if there's special drainage in these things or if it's just a shower but people are expecting them to handle a bunch of mud, I wonder how plumbers feel about them

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@KrangTNelson But could Eve tell us who Amanda Bynes was dating in 2003 without googling? No? Sit this one out!

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@HannahPosted see it IS coming for your job!

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also should be noted the finished product looks like shit

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@nanacate17 he died young and his dad killed him so you're definitely on track there.

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@MeganSantucci hanging a banana just out of reach today

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