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jordan

7 months

I gathered a few resources you can use & take action with to demand a ceasefire in Gaza. From a script you can use when calling Congress & a tool to email your Rep., to a protest locator & more. There is no time like the present:

Ceasefire In Gaza NOW!

Resources and action items to call for an end to the violence in Gaza.

ceasefiretoday.com

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damn wait until you hear what cotton candy is made of

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Instead of sugar, this cafe uses cotton candy to sweeten the coffee ☕️

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5 years

The delivery here makes this even funnier

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7 years

Your dad literally tried to ban a religion from entering the US.

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7 years

Looking forward to a meaningful visit to the Middle East and the Vatican in promotion of religious tolerance globally

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4 years

stop falling for this shit

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Countdown to curfew in Atlanta

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'They killed my mom and my six brothers' Trump: 'Where are they now?' 'They're dead'

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2 years

let him out!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

losing my fucking mind

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jordan

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4 years

lol

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Elon Musk

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2 years

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

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jordan

@JordanUhl

3 years

HEARTWARMING: Local 9-year-old starts driving for Uber to pay for his mom's cancer treatment

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4 years

absolute psychopath

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jordan

@JordanUhl

3 years

have you tried paying them more?

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2 years

lmao

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2 years

lol

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jordan

@JordanUhl

3 years

For context:

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@Forbes

3 years

Biden has now cancelled $3 billion of student loans:

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jordan

@JordanUhl

5 years

Yep, definitely halfway there.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

7 months

I am also not buying one for the same reason.

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4 years

wow sounds bad

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7 years

yeah what if

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@JordanUhl

2 years

I want to meet the person who watches this and decides to finally get vaccinated

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2 years

WATCH: Jonas Brothers promote vaccines with Biden

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6 years

She blocked me because I called her Tanya

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6 years

Tomi Lahren tells Vanity Fair to "get a backbone" after apologizing for mocking Hillary Clinton

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jordan

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7 years

fuck him up, faye

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1 year

Hard to overstate how much worse things are going to get in a country where the population is armed to the teeth then conditioned to live in a constant paranoid state of fear.

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jordan

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5 years

Logan Paul was just on Fox Business and, well, it was something

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

Your dad cheated on all three of his wives

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6 years

I truly hate disloyal people

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

Kanye thinks slavery was "a choice"

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2 years

just eat lentils, nobody said this would be fun

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2 years

"we can't cancel student debt it's unfair to people who paid theirs off"

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5 years

Fox News did a live shot from a sports bar in Frace where the US fans started chanting "Fuck Trump"

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7 years

A government figure is demanding a reporter lose her job because she was critical of a government figure.

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7 years

The White House says ESPN should fire Jemele Hill for calling Trump an ignorant white supremacist

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jordan

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4 years

Sorry you can't have healthcare we have to stabilize the stock market so wealthy people don't lose too much money

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jordan

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6 years

Horrific school shooting in Florida. What happens next? -NRA goes silent -Politicians tweet "Thoughts & prayers" -Nothing changes

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3 years

Pelosi is worth over $100 million

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3 years

BREAKING: #Pelosi says $600 is a "significant" amount for working families. #LetThemEatCake #TrillionForBillionaires

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jordan

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1 year

One of the many funny things about this video is that, after screaming her line, she misses the first seven shots.

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1 year

They can’t let this Bud Light thing go.

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jordan

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4 years

The person who took it wasn't minding their own business

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4 years

What’s wrong with this picture?

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jordan

@JordanUhl

4 years

Some are wondering if this gasoline is making the fire spread.

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4 years

Some are questioning whether tough police tactics against demonstrators are actually making the violence worse rather than quelling it.

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3 years

it's cool to see someone learn world history in real time

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5 years

lmao what

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5 years

Anderson Cooper: How are you going to pay for all of this? @AOC : Nobody asks how we're going to pay for the 'space force'

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3 years

2008 financial collapse? You should have considered the risks! Student loan debt? You should have considered the risks! Credit card debt? You should have considered the risks! Hedge fund makes a risky bet & might go under? It's not their fault, shut everything down!

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6 years

Holy shit this is SPOT ON

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4 years

big week for the troops

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3 years

me and the boys on watch for roving hedge fund managers

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6 months

"The cries of the Palestinian and Israeli children sound no different to me. What I don't understand is why the cries of Palestinians sound different to you all." - @RepRashida

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6 years

A young black father was listening to music in his own garage. A white woman called the cops because the music was "too loud." Cops showed up and killed him. The jury awarded the family $4. Yes, $4.

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6 months

He doesn't say Hamas. He says Palestinian people, and then refers to them as "horrible, inhuman animals."

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6 months

"I am very puzzled by the constant concern which the world is showing for the Palestinian people," says Dan Gillerman. "I don't remember people shedding tears for the Taliban," he adds. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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jordan

@JordanUhl

3 years

incredible

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jordan

@JordanUhl

3 years

this is politics now

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

Mueller's investigation: $3,200,000+ Benghazi committee: $7,000,000+ Trump's golfing trips: $83,000,000+ New debt from GOP tax scam: $1,000,000,000,000+ Selective outrage.

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jordan

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4 years

wow

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

you pay people $8 an hour

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6 years

you're beautiful, you're loved, you matter. don't forget it.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

8 months

You're laughing? Influencers at Burning Man are unable to fulfill sponsored content agreements and you're laughing?

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jordan

@JordanUhl

5 years

Trump came down harder on Jim Acosta for asking questions than he did on Saudi Arabia for literally killing a journalist

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5 years

Trump says he will stand by Saudi Arabia despite Khashoggi murder

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

Today is the busiest, most hectic day of the year for pizza delivery people. They're hourly workers, underpaid and most live paycheck-to-paycheck. Today can be a GREAT opportunity for them to get ahead. PLEASE tip them well.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

9 months

Incredible juxtaposition here

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jordan

@JordanUhl

2 years

[jesus of nazareth posting a list of medical conditions he wouldn't heal]

Jezebel

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2 years

Federal Judge Rules That Employers Can Refuse to Cover HIV Prevention Drugs on Religious Grounds

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jordan

@JordanUhl

4 years

. @AOC was unfairly criticized and attacked for standing up to one of the biggest companies in the world. That company just caved.

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4 years

Ocasio-Cortez takes victory lap after Amazon goes to NYC -- even after she helped block $3 billion in subsidies

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jordan

@JordanUhl

4 years

Bernie fought relentlessly for years to create a better world for the marginalized, the poor, the working class, for everyone—and every step of the way he was viciously maligned, smeared and attacked by the people and entitles that actively make this world worse.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

3 years

Some context:

The Hill

@thehill

3 years

US Secretary of Education cancels $1B of student loan debt

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 months

Here's Linda Thomas-Greenfield vetoing a UN Security Council resolution calling for a humanitarian pause in Gaza on Oct 18. Had she not done this, it would have passed.

Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield

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The United States is deeply concerned by the significant uptick in violence against Palestinian civilians in the West Bank. We condemn these killings – and we urge Israel to prevent these attacks, working with the Palestinian Authority.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

7 years

When you’re a white adult & committed the worst massacre in American history vs. when you’re a black child and did nothing wrong.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

A religious leader just interrupted Jeff Sessions and recited Matthew 25:42—43: "I was hungry and you did not feed me. I was a stranger and you did not welcome me." He was removed by police. Another religious leader defended him. He was also removed.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

4 years

Wow this is bad news for Bernie Sanders when he runs against three people at once in the general.

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@JordanUhl

4 years

Here's some:

FBI

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4 years

The FBI is seeking information and digital media depicting individuals inciting violence during First Amendment protected peaceful demonstrations:

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jordan

@JordanUhl

10 months

Probably because DeSantis is a fucking fascist.

RNC Research

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10 months

Democrats are keeping it classy at today's Netroots Nation conference. Here's Florida socialist Maxwell Frost, a junior congressman, calling his state's Republican governor a "f--king fascist" because he disagrees with him.

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jordan

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1 year

Twitter Blue subscriber with 27 followers: Anyone else think it's strange Hitler just "killed himself" with no investigation? Elon Musk: Very strange

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@JordanUhl

5 years

Picking a fight with Chrissy Teigen to make everyone forget you randomly tried meet with the Taliban to make everyone forget you drew on a weather map with a sharpie to make everyone forget yo—

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jordan

@JordanUhl

3 years

sorry the green new deal is just too divisive

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jordan

@JordanUhl

4 years

an unhinged cop shot jacob blake in the back several times for no reason with no recourse now tonight a psychotic militia cosplayer murdered someone in cold blood and the police just drove by. absolutely useless. they serve nobody but the elite & protect nothing but capital.

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@JordanUhl

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Alabama Republicans literally tried to elect a pedophile to Congress

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Alabama Republicans approve resolution calling for Ilhan Omar to be expelled from Congress

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4 years

phew good thing cops never lie about their lives being in danger

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4 years

Chokeholds will be banned unless an officer’s life is at risk, Trump says of his executive order

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4 years

I really don't know what to say about this. Holy shit.

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@JordanUhl

4 years

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Ocasio-Cortez calls for end to federal funding for military recruitment in schools

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) has introduced a pair of amendments to a defense appropriations bill that would bar the military from using funding to maintain a recruiting presence in U.S. …

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@JordanUhl

3 years

Here's a Boston cop bragging & laughing about hitting protesters with his car before he realizes the cop he's bragging to has his bodycam on

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@JordanUhl

4 years

every year a reporter in la posts this and it's my annual reminder that living in la must be absolute hell do not reply to this I do not care about the beach that does not interest me or the weather you are perennially in a drought bye

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Check out our @CBSLA SKY2 show of the 405 freeway tonight! Major traffic as people head out early for the Thanksgiving holiday!

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

Congrats, @BarackObama , on apparently creating Seinfeld

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

Stop inviting her to parties

Slate

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6 years

My niece wears her MAGA hat to family parties. What should I do?

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4 years

checkmate fauci

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6 years

After mass shootings, the victims' families beg for sensible gun reform but Republicans say the tragedy shouldn't be politicized. After one immigrant commits a crime, Republicans politicize the victim's death despite the victim's family begging them not to.

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jordan

@JordanUhl

4 years

His fucking family died in the Holocaust you fucking pieces of shit

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jordan

@JordanUhl

7 months

Yes, that's the problem.

Dr. Eli David

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7 months

Nobody said on 9/11: - “America must retaliate proportionally.” - “Both sides need to show restraint.” - “Where's the proof of all the dead bodies?” - “You are oversimplifying. There is context about the conflict you're ignoring .” - “Let's try to deescalate the situation.”

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jordan

@JordanUhl

1 year

The CEO-to-worker pay ratio at Home Depot is 455:1.

75% Of Middle Class Households Say Their Wages Aren't Keeping Up With Inflation

Meanwhile, the average S&P 500 CEO-to-worker pay ratio hit 324-to-1 in 2021.

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New York Post

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1 year

Home Depot co-founder says 'socialism' killed motivation to work: 'Nobody gives a damn'

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jordan

@JordanUhl

5 months

It hasn't even been 24 hours into the "ceasefire."

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5 months

The BBC is reporting that Israeli forces have opened fire on Palestinians trying to return to their homes in the north of the Gaza strip

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 months

Yesterday was the busiest day for people taking action on after @redveil did this. Several tens of thousands of people emailed & called Congress, signed petitions & found protests because of him. Imagine if more artists used their platforms like this.

Ceasefire In Gaza NOW!

Resources and action items to call for an end to the violence in Gaza.

ceasefiretoday.com

playing w/ fire out now

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6 months

most important part of my set yesterday. watch 🇵🇸

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@JordanUhl

6 years

Unless they want to come to America

Ivanka Trump

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6 years

Inspired by the heroism & bravery of the peaceful protesters in #Iran . We must stand by the Iranian people as they seek freedom from tyranny

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jordan

@JordanUhl

6 months

Guess Israel broke it then

Israel ישראל 🇮🇱

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6 months

“Remember there was a ceasefire on October 6th, that Hamas broke by their barbaric assault on peaceful civilians.” Listen to this thorough and comprehensive historical analysis by @HillaryClinton on the current war against Hamas. Watch: 📸 @TheView

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6 years

The same people mad about Roseanne's "free speech" being violated because she got fired for being blatantly racist were just celebrating the NFL forbidding players from silently and peacefully protesting during the National Anthem.

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7 years

Sally Yates just shut down Ted Cruz on Constitutional Law.

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3 years

"which they say they deserve"

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7 years

There’s a statue celebrating on-time child support payments in your town?

Joe Walsh

@WalshFreedom

7 years

So if me & my friends are offended by a statue in front of city hall in our town, are we allowed now to just tear it down?

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jordan

@JordanUhl

4 years

Who were the four????

ABC News

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4 years

JUST IN: The House of Representatives overwhelmingly passes the Emmett Till Antilynching Act, voting 410-4. The bill makes lynching a hate crime under federal law, the first time in U.S. history.

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11 months

One for the ages here

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Ben Shapiro: "The great suspicion is that in Frozen 4, they'll make Elsa a lesbian ... If they do that, it is the end of Disney as a company. Predict it. You can write it down. It is April 17th. If they do that in Frozen 4, it will destroy Disney."

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rhode island has fallen

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