Aaron Taylor-Johnson has been offered the role of James Bond, taking over from Daniel Craig, The Sun reports.
He is expected to sign the contract in the next few days.
guy: hey let’s sell flour
CEO: ok sure. the packaging could be a resealable bag, something-
guy: fucked up beyond all reason
CEO: ..what
guy: the worst thing you’ve ever dealt with
CEO: I love it
My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
It would never occur to me that this would be unexpected or inappropriate. If I'm at Mary Ann's house playing dolls, ofc her mother's dearest old friend Miss Margaret would be in the kitchen chatting
You want me to be mad that a dad and one of the cutest little boys I've ever seen in my life like to go grocery shopping together and goof off about it? Not happening
You ever think about how the olden days must have smelled? Oil lamps, tallow candles, no soap or only weird old fashioned soap, fires burning all the time, no garbage collection or refrigeration
My roommate was just like “hey u want an edible gummy?” So he tossed me the bag and I ate one, and then I looked at the bag
There was 4 gummies total in there, 2 left now
There's gotta be a woman out there somewhere who is trying to do a temperature blanket and an embroidery journal and a daily meditation and keep a diary and log all her meals and meet her Goodreads goal and do 1k outside and she's probably in the middle of a panic attack rn
Is this special episode about the family having to move, being heartbroken about it, and then the dad reneging on the sale of his house and them staying after all? If so, that's hysterical. Imagine all the families having to explain to their kids they're moving now lol
NYC just isn't worth it anymore.
I heard a story last night about a guy who works at a large financial institution and is losing money by working in finance in NYC.
He has an MBA from a top 3 school, he’s a military veteran and an ‘A’ player.
Here is the breakdown: 👇…
This guy and the guy who shot the child who rang his doorbell (who still needs to be charged) need to have very public trials and convictions. It needs to be all over the news that you cannot shoot people for entering your front yard
BREAKING: A 65-year-old man has been charged with second-degree murder after police say he shot at a car that had mistakenly turned into his driveway Saturday night.
20-year-old Kaylin A. Gillis, from Saratoga County, was killed.
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This is a call out thread. This account is posting harmful misinformation in the form of fake Frog and Toad quotes that do not appear in the books written by Arnold Lobel 🧵
Months ago I saw a tweet that said humans aren't actually able to detect wetness, we have to use other things like texture and temperature to figure out if something is wet, and I've thought about it several times a day since. I'm a completely different person now
Hulu, babe, I've been watching each episode of this show one after the other, obviously I want the episodes to starts at the beginning instead of 1 minute before the end every single time
The parent who uses chatgpt to write emails to me just sent me one where she must have accidentally put then prompt in wrong, because it's written as an email from me
Millennials are usually described as the last generation to know the pre internet age. It includes people who got their first smartphone in their late 20s and people who've been on mobile social media since they were 13. It's just not that cohesive
This happens to so many men. I know a guy going through it right now but he refuses to cheat and instead is always angry with his wife and resents his family. I told him, he’d be a better dad and husband if he just found a release. Even just one offs on business trips would do.
A man in Park City, Utah, dreams that he is living in the year 2023, and that in the future people go on strike because they only make $125/day, and eggs cost $10/dozen.
A is for Annabelle is a great book, 1950s pretending to be Victorian. It has some great moments. Z is for zither! But it doesn't even try for X. Terrible. Disappointing. F tier
One of my favorite holiday traditions is revisiting conservative think pieces defending the great Christmas villains. The most classic examples are of course defending Scrooge
Just buy some land, build a foundation, get water/sewage/electric, insulate the building, put in interior walls, and bam! You've got a crappy little shack
I still have no idea if this dude is supposed to be the worst person we know or if it's supposed the reaction you make when the worst person you know makes a good point.
The thing about Northern Virginia is if you want to go to the best playground around, you have to park next to the CIA complex and the playground is sponsored by a weapons manufacturer
It doesn't matter that this says Jack Daniel's right on it in huge letters. It looks like a can of coke. I think we need a different shape or something for alcoholic canned bevs
We're going to the national aquarium tomorrow and we just learned they have a no stroller policy, "for safety." When my 2yo attacks the sharks I expect they'll change that policy
Laundry discourse always makes me feel crazy because some people will say stuff like "my family of four does 2 loads a week!" and I have to try to square that with the 8 loads a week my family of 4 needs
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I could absolutely run up a bill that big. It would involve never ever cooking, except maybe something fancy for fun, and getting delivery all the time.
The whole selling point for gmail and google drive was that you would be able to store stuff forever. You wouldn't run out of storage (not quickly, at least) stuff would autosave, it would follow you from device to device, you wouldn't lose anything if your computer broke.
Unless the data has dramatically changed since I last checked, kids are smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and having sex at lower rates than like ever before