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1 year

BREAKING: According to a new Netflix press release, WEDNESDAY has been viewed to completion at least 15 times by every man, woman, and child on the planet. Some dogs, too. The total is 700 trillion hours of viewing time. Also, WEDNESDAY has been canceled, effective immediately.

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After years of only hearing about it, I finally got my hands on the 5-page bodybuilding forum thread wherein a couple dudes get into a heated argument over how many days there are in a week and I am here to tell you that it is infinitely funnier than I even imagined it would be.

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6 months

forgot to post these yesterday but I was the skinamarink for Halloween this year

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6 years

wow these guys might really be onto something

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1 year

lady at the dispensary handing me a big fat bag: "Got any weekend plans? Haha, besides this?" me: "Yeah, this plus ZELDA." lady (near tears, now grabbing my arm): "I've been waiting for someone to come in that'd talk to me about ZELDA oh my fucking god can we talk about ZELDA"

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10 months

Yeah but I'm sure when it comes out everyone will be talking about it

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‘SECRET INVASION’ has a $212M budget. (Source: )

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3 months

holy shit

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3 months

Oh. Oh my heart. Kurt Russell talking about Charles Bronson:

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2 years

Imagine coming for Keanu Reeves like that. Might as well let the internet know you think all kittens should be drowned at birth. Good luck out there, man.

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6 years

Pretty sure this photo of Oscar Isaac spotting someone who spotted him on a plane is about as good as today's gonna get.

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1 year

Scorsese about to beat this man to death with a tire iron

Film Updates

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1 year

Joe Russo says AI will be used to “engineer storytelling” in movies. “You could save the AI on your streaming platform. ‘I want a rom-com starring my avatar and Marilyn Monroe's avatar,’ and it renders a story with dialogue that mimics your voice.” ()

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11 months

1997. Rob Zombie looks down at the paper on his desk. It reads: DIG THRU THE TRENCHES AND BURN THRU THE WENCHES AND FUCK IN THE BACK OF MY DRACULA CAR He balls up the sheet of paper, angrily tosses it into an overflowing trash can. He is convinced he will never get it right.

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1 year

I remember, in the theater, being able to hear the shocked gasps from the crowd at the moment where the sound suddenly drops out. Fuckin incredible moment.

The Spaceshipper 🚀

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1 year

Five years ago today... Three stories come together in an explosion.

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1 year

Love RDJ but at this point in both history and my life I could give two wet shits about astronomically wealthy people playing with their toys. Feels gross, dunno what to tell you. We can't afford rent out here, man.

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The first trailer for ‘DOWNEY’S DREAM CARS’ has been released. The series premieres on June 22 on MAX.

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8 months

From Rolling Stone's new interview with Stephen King:

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2 years

someone on the REHEARSAL subreddit has created another REHEARSAL subreddit for users of the first REHEARSAL subreddit to rehearse their posts before posting them. A+, no notes.

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6 years

My favorite thing about MULHOLLAND DRIVE is that Lynch shot about 1/2 of it as a pilot for ABC and they were like "What? Absolutely not" and Lynch was all like "OK, fuck you guys", added another hour to it and got nominated for a Best Director Oscar. That will never not be funny.

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7 years

There's a part in THE SNOWMAN where Fassbender looks at the killer's drawing of a snowman, then at an actual Snowman & then his eyes narrow

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5 months

Door city over here

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Paddy

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7 months

Whats a video that lives rent-free in your head?

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1 year

Just noticed that THE LAST OF US season finale airs the same night of the Oscars. Good luck to the Academy.

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10 months

studio execs this morning

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1 year

GLASS ONION coming in hot at #3 for the weekend, to rave reviews and despite being on less than 640 screens, once again has me questioning the logic and wisdom of our current era. You can explain it to me all you want and I promise I will still think it is stupid as fuck.

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1 year

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1 year

What’s the coolest photo of a director directing on set?

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7 years

Y'know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that's the same photo with different heads. But surely no one would be that lazy.

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2 years

does this mean both of them are now Taylor Lautner

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2 years

Taylor Lautner engaged to longtime girlfriend Taylor Dome

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3 months

Been reading MADAME WEB reviews for the past hour, all of them warning their readers to stay away from MADAME WEB with the same sorta urgency that you might try to stop someone from entering a burning building with, aaaand I dunno I kinda think I’m gonna have to go see MADAME WEB

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10 months

(Watching ASTEROID CITY for the first time) Me: “It looks like some fucking Looney Tunes sh— (a roadrunner scampers across the screen) Me:

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11 months

Here's the link for those asking.

Workout Programs

The most popular bodybuilding message boards!

forum.bodybuilding.com

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10 months

Pom Klementieff in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING……….hello

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10 months

Oh come the fuck on

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10 months

NEWS: Tesla board members investigated whether company resources were misused in a secret project to build a glass house for Elon Musk

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1 year

hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is going to see AVATAR 2 on hallucinogenics

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1 year

[Kevin McCarthy's mom picking him up from work every night]

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11 months

Arsonist invited to fire station BBQ

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Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav has been invited to join the Academy.

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1 year

I caught NOPE when it came out and thought it was really, really good, but I’m rewatching it for the first time on this flight and am increasingly convinced it’s a masterpiece.

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1 year

FUMBLED BAG: A NETFLIX MYSTERY

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1 year

Netflix is considering re-releasing #GlassOnion in theaters after it debuts on its streaming service on Dec. 23.

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6 years

Do I think Tucker Carlson is a good person? No. But do I think Tucker should be able to go home, spend time with his family, and sleep at night without being hounded by unruly mobs? Also no, fuck that guy.

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9 months

that headline with this photo is killing me

MrBeast Says He’s “Dying Mentally” Filming Content To Meet Weekly Demand For “Later This Year”

MrBeast is preparing for "later this year" filming content and says he's "dying mentally" from the demanding schedule.

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10 months

Wherever you think this thread is going, you're very wrong.

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6 months

Revisited BLADE RUNNER 2049 last night for the first time in a while and that shit’s even better than I remembered it being.

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8 months

Good rule of thumb: whenever a public-facing person's entire brand is built around how unfailingly nice they are, run like hell.

Chaos, Comedy, and ‘Crying Rooms’: Inside Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Tonight Show’

Sixteen current and former staffers of 'The Tonight Show' say Fallon’s erratic behavior spoiled their 'dream' of working on the show.

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6 years

Good morning, Twitter. I see Friday the 13th is off to a strong start.

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6 years

Hear Taylor Swift cover Earth, Wind, & Fire's soul classic "September"

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1 year

me: so how far in are you? cashier: Well, I'm (she then launches into an impressively long and detailed account of the 15 hours she's spent in the game thus far and at the end she says) cashier: But don't tell me spoilers, I like the lore me: lady I'm still in the tutorial area

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2 years

Ezra Miller has a reminder set on their phone to do crimes in unexpected places. It goes off every hour on the hour and Ezra Miller has never missed an appointment.

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5 months

When you’re watching MAD MAX: FURY ROAD there really isn’t any doubt what the greatest movie ever made is. And it might not be, but any movie that can make you feel that way is certainly in the running.

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1 year

Conan O'Brien

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I started shooting my new show "Conan O'Brien Must Go" and I can't wait to finish it after the writers' strike. Here's a sneak peek:

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1 year

It's 7:26AM on December 26th and Ben Shapiro is having a threadlong meltdown about GLASS ONION on Twitter.

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2 years

just because we all saw it coming a mile away does not, in fact, mean that it does not suck boiled ass

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1 year

Reading some LAST OF US reviews and am realizing that a whole shit-ton of people who didn't play the game are probably gonna be knocked on their asses by the season finale. That's gonna be a fun day.

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6 years

I hope Luke Skywalker’s return in EPISODE IX turns out to be an extended, 14-minute flashback montage showcasing all the times he drank milk from that alien walrus monster’s teats

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3 years

underrated element of that trailer is Strange wearing a parka version of his normal outfit, imho

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11 months

Not gonna RT it but saw someone saying "chris evans could do brokeback mountain but jake gyllenhall couldn’t do knives out" and the sheer inaccuracy of this knocked me back on my heels. JG is a fucking freak and weirdo if you're paying attention, and he seems capable of anything.

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4 months

The new season of TRUE DETECTIVE is the best since the first, an absolute knockout from start to finish. Also? Scary as hell. Jodie Foster's excellent, Kali Reis is a goddamn revelation, and Issa Lopez's phone is about to be ringing off the hook. Get hyped, friends.

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1 year

I think the "Haha fuck yeah! It's so over, Hollywood" undercurrent that comes standard with all these tweets jizzing over AI-generated footage is so weird. "Yeah, yeah, you've kept me entertained my entire life but guess what, fuckers? Time to PAY THE FIDDLER for your crimes!"

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1 year

GLASS ONION rewards a second viewing to such an extent that I now think I like it even more than KNIVES OUT. Rian Johnson straight up dominating Rian Johnson in the Benoit Blanc power rankings rn

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3 years

ENEMY (dir. Denis Villeneuve, 2013)

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6 years

Here's footage of John Goodman headed in to work on the ROSEANNE set

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6 years

Remember during TRUE DETECTIVE Season One where for like 20min it seemed like the show might take this crazy turn into full-blown cosmic horror? Man. Those were good times.

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1 year

I don't think there's any other living-but-very-old-and-retired actor I miss seeing in movies more than Jack Nicholson. Does me good to see my boy out and about, in good spirits.

Rachel Nichols

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1 year

Jack Nicholson back courtside for the Lakers - first time since last season’s opening night.

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11 months

Trump charged with 37 counts in classified documents case, indictment says

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4 months

Watching DRIVE again for the first time in over a decade. I know memes and jacket-based bros have destroyed this movie on social media over the past 10+ years, but the truth is that this thing still fucking whips many asses.

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5 months

I think maybe some of y'all need to rewatch FURY ROAD and remember how much of that movie is digital FX. I also think, because we have seen this happen a bazillion times now, that every shot in that FURIOSA trailer will look 50% more polished by the time the movie arrives.

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TIFF

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1 year

Best performance by a young person on film? #TIFFNextWave

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2 years

HOT ROD’s one of those movies where, had it never been made but you dropped it right *now,* for the very first time, on Netflix or some shit, it’d be all anyone talked about for two weeks. Same with POP STAR, by the way.

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2 years

He's so fucking close to a breakthrough here, don't anyone move

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2 years

If the shots were given away for free because they’re life-saving, why isn’t insulin free? Chemotherapy? Epipens?

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2 years

In which PETA accidentally caters directly to TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE fans

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PETA launches gruesome online shop with goods made of 'human' leathers

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1 year

Begging the team behind KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON to release just, like, ONE other still. Just one. For the love of Christ.

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3 years

Nintendo of America

@NintendoAmerica

3 years

Chris Pratt as Mario Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach Charlie Day as Luigi Jack Black as Bowser Keegan-Michael Key as Toad Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike Surprise cameos from Charles Martinet

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7 months

Y'know how every year there's that one horror movie all your horror nerd friends rave about and when you get around to watching it the movie goes so hard that it fucks up your whole life for a few days? Well, this year that movie is WHEN EVIL LURKS and it's now on Shudder. Enjoy.

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1 year

The M&Ms were executed at 7:31AM EST this morning via firing squad.

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8 months

Not good enough imo. Everyone involved in its creation must also be sent to prison, as soon as possible.

Lights, Camera, Barstool

@LightsCameraPod

8 months

Regal has reportedly quit showing their terrible pre-movie intro featuring iconic movie quotes

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Schwarzenegger and DeVito giving GODZILLA: MINUS ONE their Oscar is almost too much. Best Oscars ceremony in years.

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Robert Pattinson: ‘The Batman’ Opening Shot Is ‘So Jarring’ and Feels Unlike Any Other Batman Movie

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1 year

How can the answer be anything other than THE LAST JEDI

LarryvilleLife (but in Arkansas)

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1 year

Which film in the last ten years or so do you think has produced the worst takes/misinterpretations/general unhinged discourse? There are so many to choose from!

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7 years

There aren't enough 🔥emojis in the world for this. The @ACLU owns.

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2 years

People claiming they’re leaving Twitter baffle me. I intend to be here to see The End with my own two fucking eyeballs, I have earned that. WE have earned that.

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2 years

cannot wait to beat one of these to death with a hammer

New York Post

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2 years

Elon Musk's humanoid Tesla robot predicted to be ready in months

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3 years

This is absolutely gonna result in a bunch of indignant YouTubers bleating red-faced into their web cameras about how unprofessional this is and how the fans are being cruelly bullied or some shit and to that I say both "lol" and "lmao".

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Me laughing at the people who thought we’d flop

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2 months

It’s interesting: pretty much every award given at the Oscar’s tonight was called weeks ago by anyone even remotely paying attention, but it’s legit the most entertaining ceremony they’ve had in years. See? Predictable CAN be fine, you just gotta make this shit fun.

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3 years

the people behind the JOHN WICK franchise must just sit around going "hey what other bad motherfuckers can we get in the mix here" and I respect that a great deal

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3 years

funniest part of every "What's Up With That?" is Sudeikis entering frame not from stage left or right, but seemingly from the rafters

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1 year

I recently saw three movies in a very brief span: GLASS ONION, TRIANGLE OF SADNESS and THE MENU. They are all doing different things, but they're also all aiming at the same targets. My verdict: the only one I full-blown loved was GLASS ONION.

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2 years

Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah made BAD BOYS 3, which owned and which was one of the few hits of 2020, then made a BATGIRL movie with Leslie Grace in the lead and Michael Keaton returning as Batman, and then WB shelved it but also THE FLASH is still coming out. Okay!

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1 year

Some associates and I jokingly refer to ourselves as the "Tight 90 Club" because we are increasingly annoyed with sprawling runtimes (preferring, yes, a tight 90) and, reader, lemme tell ya: the Tight 90 Club is NOT going to be happy to hear this.

The Hollywood Handle

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1 year

‘JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4’ final runtime is of 2h49min. It’s the longest film of the franchise.

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Started an INDIANA JONES franchise rewatch before I see the new one next week. Watching RAIDERS now. Very funny how any 10 minutes of this movie mop the goddamn floor with about 90% of any of the would-be blockbusters being made today.

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2 years

Saw a tweet the other day pitching a JACKASS Criterion boxed set and I have not stopped thinking about how insanely justified and necessary this would be ever since

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3 years

Remember a while back when Molina was like "Yeah I'm in that shit, whatever NDA" and some of you thought it was a bit? No, man. Alfred Molina is not here to offer fucks to you, to Marvel, to Disney, or anyone else. Alfred Molina is a God and he thinks your NDAs are clown business

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3 years

...that she'd sometimes spend months away from her husband/kids and how rough this was over time and then she brings the whole thought in for a landing with, "...and THAT'S why I spent 7 years doing TV commercials about yogurt that makes you shit." What a fucking icon. (2/2)

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10 months

THIS IS THE END should have at least two sequels by now. Maybe three. Ignore the mythology movie-to-movie, different crew of funny people playing themselves in a different kind of apocalypse each time. If this existed it would be my favorite franchise.

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3 years

Fave part of this week's show is me asking Jamie Lee Curtis if she realizes how fucking cool she is and she launches into this considered, thoughtful answer about how doing cool shit doesn't make up for all the time she spent away from her family during shoots... (1/2)

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3 years

My body is ready.

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2 years

If one full hour of THE BATMAN's three-hour runtime is not devoted to a slo-mo flashback sequence in which we finally learn what happened to Bruce Wayne's parents I'm not going to see it

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1 year

While we're on the subject (and yes, some hours later I have conquered the tutorial sky islands), I'm no-shit in awe of what this game seems capable of, even with the very small sliver of it that I've seen.

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6 years

This is a very funny exchange but let’s take a moment to appreciate that the Big Dog twitter account is responding to a tweet from six years ago.

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3 years

Was just told we can, in fact, do social media reactions to THE GREEN KNIGHT, so let me start by saying that this movie whips a great number of asses, without mercy and without restraint.

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3 years

My body is ready.

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@ScottWamplerRIP

2 years

it's gonna be a thirty second post-credits scene where Affleck Batman comes out and goes, "So, turns out that one version of the Flash wasn't the real Flash so we threw him in a river" and then the FLASH movie's gonna come out with like Taron Egerton digitally inserted into it

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 years

Ben Affleck will return as Batman in ‘AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM’.