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@kalobees

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I like movies, the color red, and fantasizing about the end of the world // venting โ€ผ๏ธ

22 โœฐ VampirEdtwt โœฐ she/her โœฐ
Joined March 2023
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Can we please be seriousโ€ฆ
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โ€œRapโ€ so bad no ones even focusing on the fact sheโ€™s fully talking about sex trafficking other women, and sheโ€™s being fr.
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BACKWOOD BRAT style is so unique yโ€™all ainโ€™t seeing her ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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โ€œWhere did the old edtwt go?โ€ Half of those people are dead. Idk you tell me.
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Which one of you is thisโ€ฆ
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This is what I see when I look at a selfie for too long
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I have a joke to make
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โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ Moots with depression rooms ๐Ÿšจ โ€ผ๏ธ Reminder to take out whatever biohazards are growing in cups or bowlsโ€ฆ you would not believe what horrors I just found (it was really fucking gross)
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Aw hell yeah! The body check aisle ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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suicide prevention ramen bowl omad
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Consumerism is going to kill us all.
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Found the video.
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Who does he look like omg- itโ€™s like right on the tip of my tongue
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Harry Styles debuts buzz cut in new photo.
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Where is everyoneโ€ฆ youโ€™re supposed to be addicted to twitter like meโ€ฆ stop having lives ugh
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Ooooo you love me ooooo you wanna follow me ooooO you wanna be mooties
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When I think I look good then look in a mirror
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If I lost so much? Why do I still look the sameโ€ฆ
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Giggling my ass of rn
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Youโ€™ll never be popkalsโ€ฆ
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what the fuck is an eating disorder im literally a cat
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I think about this often
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Made me laugh out loud
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This would kill a room full of us
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I weighed myself on my period big mistake
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Gonna play a single song from my rage playlist and theyโ€™ll go into shock and die- like giving a sour skittle to a Victorian child
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Like shut up, letโ€™s use our brains, Iโ€™m tired.
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I hate his ass 98% of the time but this is correctโ€ฆ
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All i heard was a whole lotta bs
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@contrrl I just know the texture of that is ungodly thick
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I did not answer the phone.
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Everyone drop your favorite pizza toppingsโ€ฆ (donโ€™t say cheese or pepperoni, Iโ€™m grown)
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What if I kill myself?
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@starvngsof The guy who had the 2500cal cereal EVERYDAY bc he used cream instead of milk and jam (??who does that) in a BIG ass bowl and thought it was healthโ€ฆ HAUNTS ME
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I am _________ suicidal
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Something like this: ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿชฑโ˜ฃ๏ธโš ๏ธ
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GUYS
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never fall in love with a man
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Just saw a girly on the tl horrifically get eaten up in the replies bc she (been) miscalculated her safe food- dog my face was like this reading the qrts
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See this is an example of people who are meant to be alive
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iโ€™m so jealous
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โ€œFood poisoningโ€ but instead youโ€™re gonna get Typhoid Feverโ€ฆ OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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day 1 of eating raw chicken until i get food poisoning
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Hello people in my phone who I will never meet in real life, do you hate me?
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Ok everyone say โ€œI promise not to judge your omads too hardโ€ my little heart can only take so much criticismโ€ฆ
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So dead serious when I say I need to have nasty awful disgusting sensual sexual interactions to this song
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Art for dudes with lion, clock and roses sleeves
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For an art lover like myself this place looks like a slice of heaven
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yโ€™all be like โ€œCal estimate? I put 800.โ€ and itโ€™ll be this:
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Need an emoji thatโ€™s like this:
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@n0thvngry Apparently you can eat it raw and you can bake it into actual cookies- I def wanna try it
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Smashed it ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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She is gorgeous mhm
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I thinkโ€ฆ I need even MORE mootiesโ€ฆ
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Iโ€™m going to kill myself
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The โ€˜TWILIGHTโ€™ remake will be an animated series. (Source: Deadline)
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Thai curry noodle soup ๐Ÿ’ซ
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Kats talking to herself again guys
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@sadladybug2 Makes me rage fr fr
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Chocolate chip pumpkin bars
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Whereโ€™s all my moots at bro- I feel like itโ€™s me and fish against the world rn
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Guys donโ€™t dieโ€ฆ it do lowkey get better eventually
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@contrrl Courting is so romantic but crush makes me feel young at heart
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Uhhh umm uhh hi 100 more besties (?!? My spell worked so well)
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Well if you get it you get it idk
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@DRUMSTIKVANILLA I see a korean boy on my tl, I nod and act like I know who that is. If you donโ€™t move they canโ€™t sense ur fear
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Never let him ride a horse again
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Crazy stuff I tell you
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My grandma made the fucking American craft singles on egg noodle mac and cheese- I told her I was gonna make the Mac and cheese but she insisted on hersโ€ฆ.
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@gyroscals Me when I go into a coma and maintain bc it doesnโ€™t count
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Didnโ€™t drink any water todayโ€ฆ never beating the dehydrated allegations
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@delilahislying Talking to your self Is the first sign
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Someone unfollowedโ€ฆ was it bc of my omad
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You all live in a silly universe Iโ€™ve created in my head ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
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What tf am I doingโ€ฆ Iโ€™m so out of it rnโ€ฆ
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When I ask โ€œWould you still love me as a worm?โ€ This is the response I better get.
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I microwaved the protein bar
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gonna delete twitter for a while, I donโ€™t want to lose this account if I forget to log back inโ€ฆ I harvested my collard greens yesterday, came to the conclusion social media isnโ€™t healthy or sustainable for rn. Iโ€™ll probs be back even worse but idk Iโ€™m just rlly tired. Kisses.
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How to kill ur platform 101
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Twitter is temporarily limiting the amount of posts a user can read daily, Elon Musk announces: โ€ข Verified accounts: 6000 posts/day โ€ข Unverified accounts: 600 posts/day โ€ข New unverified accounts: 300 posts/day
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Yโ€™all would play mermaids with me if we were at a pool right? If not UNFOLLOW ME
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nap time
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@rexizangery Most of that past like 3/4 is not even an actual movie with a plot just like gore/torture porn or pure visuals- Iโ€™ll never understand it ๐Ÿง˜ poor taste lol
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Me when I remember I have no self control and can eat an entire house if given the choice
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@felinecals I thought it WAS the leech ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Okay just saying this for assurances: DNI if you are: fatphopic, racist, homophobic, transphobic- any type of phobic actually- stay away. (And if Iโ€™m ever following something fucking weird or stupid tell me please Iโ€™m not a robot I make mistakes and click follow/back too much) ๐Ÿ‘
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He is a GEM
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Thereโ€™s this old Italian man I follow on instagram that makes reels of his meals and he always says โ€œPEPEPEPEPEPEPPEPEPEPEโ€ when adding pepper and I love him
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Hairrrrr done hair done hair done hair done huzzah
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BRIGHT RED YOU SAY???? IM ON IT
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My @popkalss coded mug โ˜•๏ธ
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Everyone is sounding a bit too lactose intolerant for my taste. Hand it over.
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u either find this disgusting or would gobble this shit up
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About to ascend space and time
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Grandpa just said โ€œyour pants are falling off your skinny assโ€
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Me hitting like on all of @popkalss tweets
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Iโ€™m literally addicted to you guys
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Look at this
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Chatโ€ฆis this realโ€ฆ I am having so much fun and i havenโ€™t even played the actual game yet
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Yโ€™all ever go blind slightly when you stand upโ€ฆ not dizzy, just straight blindness ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Me when more mooties = more interactionโ€ฆ (be nice to me I donโ€™t know how to talk to people most days)
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Kitchen :D
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Wyd if favorite person hates you??
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Bro I stg whoever made it so that the first pages of google when you look up shit like โ€œhow to stop suicidal thoughtsโ€ being just fucking โ€œur family cares about you!!! Your friends!!! Youโ€™re life is so worth living omg call usโ€ has their seat in the deepest pits of hell.
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@paintedthin They got sussed (twice) then decided to take a break ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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This would 100% put me in prison for life.
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Iโ€™m sorry but Iโ€™d be filing for divorce so quick! This is such a red flag.
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Yโ€™all donโ€™t hate me rightโ€ฆ.
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How I look over sharing on twitter dot com
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