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Dave Itzkoff

@ditzkoff

4 years

WERNER HERZOG: "The Simpsons" is a bold intellectual design. INTERVIEWER: in what way? HERZOG: Let's not analyze it.

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Dave Itzkoff

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7 years

Van Jones, looking choked up, somehow manages to sum up the fear and pain that many are feeling tonight.

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Dave Itzkoff

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another outspoken conservative cancelled by liberal hollyweird

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Jar Jar Binks Will Not Be in the Disney+ 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' Series

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may divorce be with you

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Anderson Cooper, folks.

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The final two minutes of that Dave Chappelle routine. Wow.

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I tweeted this in July 2015, btw

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Headline from 2017: "President Trump Blurts Out Nuclear Codes, Just To Prove He Knows Them"

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Dave Itzkoff

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7 years

The portion of that Meryl Streep speech that stunned and silenced the Golden Globes.

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Please enjoy this clip of @jimjefferies going to town on Piers Morgan on Real Time.

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2 years

I hope everyone has enjoyed the last Oscars ever

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Dave Itzkoff

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6 years

Things a president could tweet at 6 am on Nov 22: 🔲remembrance of JFK 🔲relief for survivors of crashed Navy plane 🔲expression of Thanksgiving 🔲nothing ✔️escalations of personal feuds unrelated to office

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Dave Itzkoff

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did an asteroid write this

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Dinosaurs may have been poisoned before asteroid hit, study reveals

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Dave Itzkoff

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Justice

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Disney's content strategy for the foreseeable future

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This is where Oscar the Grouch goes to decompress on the weekend

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everyone waiting for Jonah hill to wake up this morning

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@TwitterSupport

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Sacha Baron Cohen, for the win

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“So rather than admit he burnt the meal, he climbs out his window and runs across the street to buy fast-food burgers that he tried to pass off as his own cooking”

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Dave Itzkoff

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4 years

not the choices i'd have gone with but ok

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Dave Itzkoff

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6 years

me when i started on twitter // me now

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Dave Itzkoff

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4 years

maya rudolph the next time lorne calls

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Dave Itzkoff

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5 years

Alex Morgan should celebrate a goal against the Dutch by pretending to paint a series of evocative landscapes, still lifes and portraits characterized by their dynamic brush work and which only become massively influential long after her death

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Anyone need anything from the bodega

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Now the miscreant in question, he had the temerity, the hubris, to broadcast his whereabouts with the online exhibition of his pizza box

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The Hollywood Reporter

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Lady Gaga is in negotiations to star opposite Joaquin Phoenix in director Todd Phillips’ sequel to #Joker . Sources say the sequel is a musical:

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It happened.

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Maybe I’m misremembering from my childhood but didn’t they used to be bears

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The Bernstein Children on 'Maestro'

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4 years

this is the most accurate rendering of a new movie’s release date that I have seen in some time

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did Freddy Krueger write this

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Why nightmares might actually be a good thing

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The Hollywood Reporter

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‘Game of Thrones’ Jon Snow Sequel Series in Development at HBO (Exclusive)

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2010 reducing 2011 this 2012 decade 2013 to 2014 ten 2015 movies 2016 is 2017 hopelessly 2018 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2019 futile

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1 year

I thought it was an interesting essay

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6 years

“Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?”

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Dave Itzkoff

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At the risk of spoiling things, I think the Succession finale will revolve around these enigmatic children shown in the opening credits. What is their mysterious connection to the Roy family

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Dave Itzkoff

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Kate McKinnon watching Marianne Williamson with a pen and a pad, I hope

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Attention: If you or a loved one were recently disintegrated along with half of all life in the universe, you may to be entitled to financial compensation

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Jon Stewart had a few words for the people who say they want their country back.

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5 years

"and i couldn't help but wonder, maybe this game of thrones was no game after all"

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Dave Itzkoff

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4 years

just like the purest, most distilled expression of this that life has given us

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This is the only appropriate reaction to a Barbra Streisand entrance.

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Dave Itzkoff

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4 years

everyone on twitter today like

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Page Six

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Jay Leno runs errands in Cybertruck and more star snaps

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getting banned from twitter for sharing real-time updates on Santa Claus’s flight path from NORAD

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Dave Itzkoff

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“Dr. Oppenheimer, are we really to believe that a man could survive the detonation of a nuclear weapon - indeed, emerge with little more than a few scratches - simply by taking refuge in some sort of…lead-lined refrigerator?”

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Dave Itzkoff

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7 years

Updated Fox News lineup 8 PM Pepe Frog and Friends 9 PM The Comments Section 10 PM Email From My Dad With the Subject "RE: Re: re: FWD:"

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“Is he on oxygen? Aren’t we all on oxygen, in a sense? I believe it was Plato who quoted Protagoras as saying -“

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"As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: this protocol droid. He is hardworking and will serve you well."

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4 years

popular culture tried to warn us

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Dave Itzkoff

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6 years

The network of Bill Cosby and Matt Lauer would never misjudge someone like that

TheWrap

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Sarah Sanders: If Trump's a Racist, 'Why Did NBC Hire Him for 10 Years?'

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"there's another train directly behind this one"

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think we all know who's going to step in and stop the night king

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Chernobyl season 2 with Meryl Streep as the mother of reactor no. 4

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he can see me through the tv, can’t he

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this i would understand, at least

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see if you can guess the surprise ending

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Coming into the office on a Friday like

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There it is: the first former Saturday Night Live cast member to win an Oscar

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i don't think coronavirus is going to be thrilled to learn about jared leto either

Variety

@Variety

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Jared Leto just learned about coronavirus after returning from desert retreat

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feels like a weird day to be watching a movie about a family trying to reunite

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7 years

President Trump hosting a screening of "Finding Dory" this afternoon in the White House theatre for staff and family

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[important John Mulaney post:]

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The moment that Christopher Walken saw me through the TV watching him

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me showing up to a rap battle

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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends

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so hyped already for the next oprah interview

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maybe my favorite reference in Glass Onion

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3 years

DID ANYONE SAVE THE ROB PATTINSON/KRISTEN STEWART TWEETS

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Dave Itzkoff

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6 years

really down to only the most loyal advisers at this point

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The Associated Press

@AP

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BREAKING: Elon Musk cannot keep his $55 billion compensation package from Tesla, as judge sides with shareholders.

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“He really wanted to meet the Animaniacs”

Variety

@Variety

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Behind the scenes of Ryan Gosling's Variety cover shoot.

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Dave Itzkoff

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1 year

Man goes to doctor, says woke mind virus must be defeated. Doctor says treatment is simple, great clown Dave Chappelle is in town tonight, go and see him. Man bursts into tears, says, but doctor, I am elon musk

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Dave Itzkoff

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It is approximately 2 hours and 20 minutes long and runs the duration of the film