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jim jefferies

@jimjefferies

4 years

Thank you to everyone who came out last night to show their support for Australia. We initially raised $80k from the show, but @joerogan matched it for a total of $160k going to @wildwarriors . Forever grateful for all the generosity the world has shown Australia.

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My new standup special “Intolerant” is now streaming on Netflix! @netflix @netflixisajoke

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Excited to announce that my new Netflix special, "Intolerant," is out on July 7th! You won't brie-lieve what happens next. @NetflixIsAJoke

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One week left until my new special “Intolerant” comes out! @NetflixIsAJoke

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4 years

An immigrant talking about keeping immigrants out... see how that sounds?

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3 years

Americans should start by reading a thesaurus.

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4 years

Happy Father’s Day.

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4 years

The debate on abortions and guns, simplified.

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4 years

My birthday is never about me. #ValentinesDay

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Make sure to save your 35 drinks for July 7th - “Intolerant” is coming soon! @NetflixIsAJoke

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4 years

We’re all depressed. Some people are just better at hiding it.

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4 years

Crazy is as crazy does.

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4 years

Certain holidays are just for women... like the one tomorrow.

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4 years

April 18th is not cancelled!

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3 years

Hear me out.

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4 years

I gotta be in this doco right?

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4 years

"It wasn't a who done it ... it was why done it?" "The Life and Trials of Oscar Pistorius" premieres Sunday.

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4 years

The pandas did it to themselves.

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5 years

Friendly reminder that Jesus was short and not white.

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4 years

Enough with the drinking games.

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4 years

Well, that explains a lot.

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5 years

Have you ever been humiliated by a preschooler?

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4 years

We're all done with nightclubs for now.

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4 years

I miss watching sports.

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3 years

Forever the "gun control guy."

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4 years

Life's all about balance.

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2 years

Now that everyone's back to traveling, I thought I'd remind you of basic airplane etiquette. #tbt #legit

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3 years

The worst kind of people.

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4 years

Don’t invite Karen next time.

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4 years

It's that time of the year again. #MothersDay

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4 years

Jim Jefferies: ‘Life of Brian taught me more about religion than Sunday school'

Jim Jefferies: ‘Life of Brian taught me more about religion than Sunday school'

The Australian-American standup, political commentator and writer on the things that make him laugh the most

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3 years

Ooops.

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2 years

Well, you can't win them all! #Intolerant

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4 years

My mate @russellcrowe has a new movie out in the cinema! Looks amazing. I can’t wait to see it.

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@jimjefferies

4 years

Honestly, heaven sounds awful.

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@jimjefferies

4 years

Excited to announce that the first episode of my new podcast, "I Don't Know About That with Jim Jefferies," comes out tomorrow! It'll be available to watch on YouTube and wherever you listen to podcasts.

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@jimjefferies

4 years

The perfect combo: smart with low self esteem. . . I'm headed to Prague, Berlin, Glasgow, Newcastle, Vienna, Oslo, Copenhagen, Athens, and Tel Aviv soon! Go to for tickets and more info.

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5 years

One is way worse than the other.

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3 years

Minimal effort and still looking great.

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@jimjefferies

4 years

There are two kinds of people in this world: winners and losers. #tbt

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3 years

Never been an ass guy.

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4 years

This is not what I paid for.

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4 years

I'm a giant and I refuse to believe otherwise.

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3 years

I'm a giant.

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4 years

If you don't have dreams, you won't be disappointed.

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4 years

It sounds like a peaceful way to go.

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2 years

Bless you indeed

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4 years

Happy 4/20!

Jim Jefferies Show

@jefferiesshow

5 years

In honor of 4/20, Jim and his writers got super baked and tried to write the show. #Happy420

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4 years

Give Colin Kaepernick his job back!

Trump Wages War Against Protesting Athletes: The Jim Jefferies Show

President Trump lashes out at the growing number of NFL players who protest racial injustice by kneeling during the national anthem.Watch full episodes of Th...

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3 years

It's a love/hate relationship with you millennials. #standupcomedy #millennials #jimjefferies #intolerant

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3 years

I wouldn't risk it.

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5 years

Which team are you rooting for? #WorldSeries

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@jimjefferies

4 years

What joke?

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@jimjefferies

2 years

Crocodile dun-dee is an Australian hero for a lot of reasons

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5 years

Let's just say, I wasn't invited to the next career day.

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@jimjefferies

4 years

Your dog is not your child. The Oblivious Tour is coming soon! Get tickets at . San Diego Santa Barbara Houston New Orleans Las Vegas National Harbor Columbus Thousand Oaks Kansas City Tulsa Long Beach SLC Portland San Jose Austin Thackerville Albuquerque

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@jimjefferies

3 years

Your son will thank you one day.

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@jimjefferies

4 years

Alright London. See you at the 02 tonight! Been looking forward to this one

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@jimjefferies

4 years

Me and my buddy Whitney.

Whitney Cummings

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4 years

The hilarious @jimjefferies of course manages to make a good point about dudes in wigs. @goodforyoupod

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3 years

I am so ready to go back on tour! The Moist Tour goes on pre-sale tomorrow at 10AM local time with code "MOIST" - Visit for tickets and more info.

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@jimjefferies

5 years

I'm really good with kids, I promise.

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jim jefferies

@jimjefferies

4 years

Due to the current global health crisis as well as travel and performance restrictions, this weekend's Thousand Oaks show is postponed to August 7th. I am so sorry to everyone who purchased tickets, and please be safe out there.

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1 year

Get ready for the Give 'Em What They Want Tour, coming to a city near you! The pre-sale begins on Wednesday, November 16th, and UK starts on Friday, November 18th, using the CODE: WANT. Make sure to secure your tickets asap.

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3 years

The Best of 2020 Stand-Ups premieres globally on @netflix on December 31, 2020.

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3 years

What really happens at the strip club.

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3 years

You don't just take a sit-down wee whenever you want.

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4 years

The American dream. So close, yet so far. Listen to episode 25 the IDKAT Podcast where we talk to former 2020 presidential candidate @AndrewYang

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@jimjefferies

4 years

Hey @espn put the @FulhamFC match back up please

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5 years

I'm flying across the pond soon for my Europe tour. Wish me luck on the flight. For tickets and more information, visit .

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2 years

Mark your calendar for April 18th, something BIG is coming!

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@jimjefferies

4 years

Join me, @joerogan , and @whitneycummings in raising money for the Wildlife Warriors Foundation at our show at @TheNovoDTLA on January 26, hosted by @montyfranklin . Tickets are available now at

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4 years

Being a comedian has its perks sometimes.

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2 years

Give the man a break!

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3 years

COVID bloody sucks, and I even spent two weeks in hotel quarantine for this! Stay safe, and please hang onto your ticket – this is not a cancellation, but a postponement. All tickets bought for my current dates will be valid for rescheduled 2022 dates to come!

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5 years

Back tomorrow Tuesday Sept 17th

Jim Jefferies Show

@jefferiesshow

5 years

Travel the world without leaving your couch when Jim returns September 17.

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4 years

This very difficult decision was made following the recommendations of government authorities including the Center for Disease Control to reduce the spread of COVID-19. Refunds are available at point of purchase.

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4 years

Like I’ve always said, don’t be a cunt. In episode 20, the team discusses being an expert with the author of "The Death of Expertise: The Campaign Against Established Knowledge and Why it Matters", @RadioFreeTom Watch now on YouTube -

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Make America Mediocre Again.

Is America Really Number One? - The Jim Jefferies Show

As America’s image takes a beating internationally, Jim examines the U.S.’s conviction that it’s the greatest country in the world.Subscribe to Comedy Centra...

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4 years

Mark your calendars! Jim Jefferies @ JFL – Volume 1 filmed at @justforlaughs Montreal airs March 3rd at 10 PM on CTV Comedy.

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2 years

This is what best friends are for. #legit #Alcoholocaust

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2 years

Sunsets are ruined.

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3 years

These are the only movies that should be remade by men.

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4 years

Who is coming to see the show tonight in Birmingham or tomorrow in Manchester? Well up for this

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2 years

Due to my baby and my wife having COVID and me having symptoms, I unfortunately, have to reschedule my shows this weekend. All tickets will be honored for the rescheduled dates of October 27 (Columbus) and October 28 (Pittsburgh). I’m truly sorry for the inconvenience.

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1 year

All dates for my Give Em' What They Want tour are now on sale! Get your tickets now before they're gone!

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3 years

It's the little things.

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4 years

I really rate Ronny. I’m looking forward to this

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4 years

My @netflix comedy special Asian Comedian Destroys America! drops Dec 17! @NetflixIsAJoke

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4 years

Is quarantine over yet?

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4 years

Trust me watch this movie! Are great movie about stand up

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"The Opening Act" is ready to take the stage. 86% on RottenTomatoes. "the best f****ing film about stand up comedy starring your favorite comics" WATCH NOW in select theaters and streaming VOD: AMAZON: … ITUNES: #TheOpeningAct

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4 years

. @Dodgers , can I join you for spring training?

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3 years

Richard Dawkins knows something we don’t... In this episode, the team discusses evolution with ethologist, evolutionary biologist, and author, Richard Dawkins. Check out the brand new episode on Youtube or wherever you listen to podcasts!