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Author of @UnitedWithDad . OUT NOW. Link below. Breakfast-Dinner-Tea. In that order.

Manchester / Leigh

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Joined November 2014

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Si Lloyd

9 months

Very pleased that my book, United With Dad, is published today. It’s the culmination of a lot of hard work and the end of a process that helped me deal with all that went on towards the end of my dad’s life. The feedback I’ve received already has been incredible. Thank you ❤️

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2 years

Their stadium looks knackered

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3 years

When you’re out and about and you spot your mate Sue

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1 year

Cristiano Ronaldo sitting down with Piers Morgan is the best thing to happen to Manchester United in years

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3 years

My son put the hands on his new Lego dinosaur the wrong way up and now it looks like an frustrated Serie A defender after the referee blows up for a soft penalty against him

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Haven’t seen a Mac Allister with so much freedom at this time of year since Kevin’s family decided to spend Christmas in Paris

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2 years

West Ham's midfield if they sign him:

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🚨 West Ham working on deal to sign Lucas Paqueta from Lyon. Bid worth about €40m made, no agreement yet but talks advancing over fee & personal terms for 24yo Brazil international midfielder @TheAthleticUK after @skysports_sheth #WHUFC #OlympiqueLyonnais

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5 years

Is Wayne Rooney still moving to Derby, or was that just Coleen having Rebekah Vardy on and it's gone too far?

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5 years

19 years of age. 19.

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3 years

Mancini and Vialli, 32 years apart

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4 years

Harry Maguire still in police custody as Manchester United express reluctance at paying the entrie bail fee this summer. They prefer to spread the cost over two years with a series of add-ons.

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So much time for how Chris Smalling has embraced his move to Italy. Another goal last night, mastered the language for the post-match interviews. Happy for him

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2 years

Still don’t understand why someone not walking on a bit of carpet is being praised so much

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Luis Suárez avoided walking on the Man City badge while entering the Etihad Stadium. 👏

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3 years

Wow, she really does

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Woman left looking like 'Barney the Dinosaur' after hair dye job goes wrong

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4 years

The utmost respect for this kind of thing

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1 year

Seen worse

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The first United goal just proved the people who make the rules don’t understand the game.

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5 years

A whole year since this ridiculous episode

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2 years

Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter has had a mixed reception from the Manchester United squad, with some players ambivalent and others underwhelmed.

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2 years

Moyes keen

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West Ham could hand Moise Kean 'lifeline' as Everton star set for summer move

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3 months

Drury must be livid. Staying up all night penning all that flowery stuff, only to be completely upstaged by Gary Nevillle’s Blue Billion Pound Bottlejobs ™ line

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2 years

Liz Truss 🤝 William Gallas Never looked right in number 10

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3 years

Don't let all this talk about a £300m Saudi-backed takeover distract you from the fact Ant and Dec forgot to sit the right way round

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4 years

BREAKING: After exhausting every imaginable option, Premier League bosses are considering playing remaining fixtures under the actual sea with clubs recruiting dolphins and other marine life as players to avoid the spread of coronavirus. The season must end, one way or another.

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5 years

Mad that Adrian and Alisson are Liverpool's two senior goalkeepers and not just a couple from Doncaster that your parents befriended on that holiday to Mallorca when you were a kid.

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1 year

Cheers, Nan

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1 year

MacTominay

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5 years

Think twice before you try and disrespect Francesco Totti

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1 year

@AvatarDomy Because he wasn’t vaccinated

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5 years

Can't stop thinking about Coleen Rooney concocting a story about going to Mexico for gender selection treatment to catch out who was grassing on her private life. Absolutely outstanding.

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1 year

@doctorcol @OliDugmore There’s always a Colin

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4 years

We’re actually reaching a stage where Marcus Rashford could score a 94th minute winner at Anfield and the Kop would sing his name

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3 years

Tim Sherwood, April 1912: “Yeah, nah, y’know, I’m not worried about this thing sinking. I mean, it could come back to bite me, but this is one of the finest ocean liners ever constructed by the White Star Line. Icebergs would just bounce off it. I’m not worried at all.”

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10 months

Juan Mata is sad so I’m sad

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2 years

“But Erik ten Hag’s suit still doesn’t fit him…”

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6 years

Yeah, this PSG side are crying out for Fellaini...

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3 years

Covid in the Premier League

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4 years

I refuse to believe that this decade has thrown up a better footballing moment than this

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6 years

@arteta_out @NotLacazette @Bunney_91 @GaryLineker Here you go, Arsenal. Your new badge.

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4 months

Won a free-kick in Saudi Arabia. Impressive

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1 year

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I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa

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1 year

What's a good male acting performance where he isn't yelling

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4 years

My dad died recently. I loved watching football with him and so wrote this about what it means to not be able to anymore.

United With Dad

Last April, and a dimly lit hospital room at the end of a corridor.Dad was frail, spending most of his...

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5 months

Forget their 115 charges, how have Manchester City been allowed to play RB Leipzig at home in their last 17 Champions League games without anyone doing anything about it? It’s a disgrace.

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2 years

This is awesome. A young fan gave Jadon Sancho some shin pads. He’s wearing them and held one up after scoring

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3 years

One of the most famous parts of town. Still no plaque

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4 years

Nothing I’ve ever experienced on this app will ever come close to the noise that greets this René Higuita goal

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1 year

This is how goalkeepers dive for the ball in films about football where nobody making it really knows anything about football

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1 year

Rashford’s pass to Eriksen before the goal. No offside?

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5 years

United'll get Liverpool in the quarter finals, away both legs. City'll get Burton.

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6 months

Some effort to score a hat-trick and be completely out of contention for man of the match

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4 years

"Quick PJ, go for a drive!"

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5 months

If you’re counting Saudi league you might as well start counting Powerleague goals

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Fabrizio Romano

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🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo scores two goals on penalty for Al Nassr and makes it 5️⃣3️⃣ goals in 2023 calendar year. Current situation 👟✨ ◉ Cristiano Ronaldo — 53 ◎ Harry Kane — 52 ◉ Kylian Mbappé — 52 ◎ Erling Haaland — 50

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6 years

@GaryLineker Here you go fellas...

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2 months

These are once-in-a-lifetime limbs. You can spend your lifetime following Manchester United winning multiple trophies from your sofa and never experience a moment like this. This right here is what it’s all about.

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4 years

Encouraging to hear Manchester United are finalising deals for Sancho, Dembele, Telles, Cavani, Jovic, Sneijder, Gaitan, Steed Malbranque, Santiago Muñez, and Jonathan Wilkes.

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Rooney going in on Van Dijk mentioning the 12:30 kick-off thing again: “That Liverpool side should want to be back on the pitch tomorrow…. We’ve heard it so many times this season with Liverpool and 12:30 kick-offs. Get on with it. That’s part of your job.”

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4 years

Solskjaer wanted a right-sided forward, a left-back and a central defender this window. He got none. First game: starting right-sided forward is hooked at half-time and the central defender and left-back he'd replace play a hand in all goals conceded. You couldn't write it.

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4 years

Literally any manager trying to fix Manchester United

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6 years

Absolutely kills the defender with that little dart toward the near post.

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6 years

A solid start to #MNF from Wayne Rooney

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1 year

Only just realised Wijnaldum’s career has basically been a tribute to a Beautiful South song (with a few stops on the way)

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1 year

Arrived in my hometown📍Rotterdam ⚽️ #UEL

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1 year

The Glazers borrowed over half a billion to buy United, made the club pay the interest and milked god-knows-how-much more out for themselves over 17 years. And now they’ll walk away with billions. It’s a scandal it was ever allowed to happen in the first place

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2 years

Elanga giving it the Leeds fans at the end

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5 months

This must stop

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5 years

So long Wesley Sneijder. I’ll never forget how you joined Manchester United for £48.3m in 2011, formed a telepathic understanding with Nicolás Gaitán, set up Thiago Alcântara’s 2012 Champions League final winner and were instrumental in David Moyes’ first league title win in 2014

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6 years

@Bunney_91 @GaryLineker Fair point.

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1 year

Feel like Gianni Infantino taking a corner needs revisiting

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4 years

It’s Dion Dublin’s birthday next Wednesday. Let’s throw him a surprise. At 9am 22nd April, we are calling on the whole country to sing Happy Birthday from our windows and doorsteps. Let our song bring good cheer not just to Dion Dublin but to the whole nation #singfordiondublin

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5 years

Yep. They went there.

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3 years

Jadon Sancho to Manchester United is nearly done. It’s been nearly done for a long, long time, but this time it really is a lot more nearly done than ever before.

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4 years

Just seen a video of Henrik Larsson scoring at Euro 2004. Reminded me of this, the greatest Pointless moment ever

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4 years

Alexis Sanchez could’ve got the move away from United he so desperately craved much sooner had he been willing to take a smaller wage elsewhere. I guess he wasn’t quite as desperate as he makes out. He badly underperformed and was more than replaced by an actual child. Move on.

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4 years

Messi's transfer request sounds awfully familiar

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6 years

@NotLacazette @Bunney_91 @GaryLineker Sorted.

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3 months

That Varane having a quiet word with Douglas Luiz after he gets the ball?

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Man United limbs at Villa Park this evening. #MUFC

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3 years

If Ronaldinho had just pulled off what Jack Grealish has done there for England it would be really weird because he is 40, retired and not eligible to play for England

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2 years

The joke's on City, to be honest. All that money spent since 2008 and, nearly 15 years on, United are still playing European glamour ties against Barcelona while they face an energy drink company pretending to be a football club

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1 year

I want to live in a world where Iñaki Williams doesn’t slip

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6 years

Huddersfield can count themselves unfortunate on that second Lukaku goal. Would've been ruled out with VAR.

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2 months

Loved this. Assuming it’s his dad with him there. What a moment to have captured forever

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Current mood

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19 days

Allow it to stand because disallowing it, even if that would’ve been the right call, would ruin the magic. Something like that.

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Should this have been ruled out for offside? 🤔

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2 years

Gary Neville said something on a recent podcast about his dad, about how he's not deleted his name from his contact list from his phone, and it's really stayed with me. I'm the same. Can't bring myself to do it either.

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5 years

Not sure why this Steven Reid goal has started doing the rounds again but I’m glad it has. A thunderbastard for the ages

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2 years

Absolutely gone at the guy giving the finger at the player he deeply dislikes... while also trying to take a picture of him on his phone

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1 year

I often wonder how many people binned off their wives on the strength of this

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5 years

If I were Molde, I'd go all out for Pochettino.

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4 years

The Greatest:

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1 year

It’s still possible for United to win four trophies this season. They’ve just put Barcelona out of Europe. Loud chants of ‘We want Glazers out’ after the second goal and again at full-time. Worth noting for those who argue that stuff only happens when they aren’t winning

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1 year

I think the most annoying part of this is that he’s chosen to say this to Piers Morgan

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4 years

John O’Shea nutmegging Luis Figo is 17 today

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5 years

Could marry this Martin Odegaard assist

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6 years

France are only naming ten of their starting lineup for the Australia game. Antoine Griezmann is going to reveal if he is the eleventh in a special documentary that's set to air minutes before kick off.

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2 months

This is the easiest decision going

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🔫🔫🔫

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Hilarious how Casemiro held someone’s collar and got a straight red through VAR and everyone agreed he had to go

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5 years

This is Neil Warnock’s world; we’re just living in it

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5 years

And this, when he was 17. Leader.

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1 year

The whole thing’s good, but a couple of paragraphs in particular nail it

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