husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
roger corman was a titan and loved movies in a way that feels lost in the current industry and also he looked like the dad from the critic and we shouldn't forget to celebrate that either
had a dream about an energy drink whose marketing was that it was "so dangerous it had to be delivered to the store by elite tactical armed guards"
the guards carried rifles and pointed them at customers while it was brought into the store
this would 100% work
i had a dream that me and a bunch of people were in a Bill Clinton Impression-off and mine was doing the voice saying "there should be a pussy that tastes like Big Macs and a Big Mac that tastes like pussy"
Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
A New Jersey man is facing a terrorism charge after he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
Conan O'Brien says Donald Trump hurt comedy: “When Trump came along, what a lot of [comics] have to revert to is: ‘Doesn’t he suck? I hate that guy. He’s an asshole.’ And those aren’t jokes."
i remember in first grade all the kids made little books about their moms and it was like them hugging the kids etc. and in mine every page was my mom yelling at me for getting a mohawk