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6 years

Just thought I’d re-post this old photo of our dog Darby being too lazy to get up when the mail was dropped on him through the door-slot.

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Brian Stack

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4 years

My neighbor’s “Skeleton Zoom” display rules.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

If they cancel the Times Square New Year’s Eve Celebration, I feel bad for everyone who misses out on what everyone I know who’s ever been to it describes as one of the worst things they’ve ever experienced.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

Still one of my all-time favorite Onion headlines.

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Brian Stack

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6 years

Not much makes sense to me these days but at least Catherine O’Hara has her own Canadian postage stamp.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

I guess I’m not going anywhere for a while.

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Brian Stack

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6 years

“One of my best friends was killed by gun violence right around here...”

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

6 years

HEAVY-HANDED METAPHOR ALERT

Robert Maguire

@RobertMaguire_

6 years

A water fountain at the EPA backed up and started spewing sewage into the hallway

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Brian Stack

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6 years

“Oh, and in case you forgot, my Presidential campaign received 30 million dollars from the NRA.”

Donald J. Trump

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6 years

Just spoke to Governor Rick Scott. We are working closely with law enforcement on the terrible Florida school shooting.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

Everything is terrible but my neighbor has a big dog named Maximus and just named his new tiny dog Minimus.

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Brian Stack

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4 years

I’ve always been a big fan of ⁦ @JimGaffigan ⁩ but now I’m an even bigger one. ⁦

Comic Jim Gaffigan Lights Up Twitter With Some Tough Talk For Trump Loyalists

The normally clean comic even dropped a few F-bombs.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

5 years

And I demand that pizza have the same calories as lettuce.

The Hill

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5 years

Trump Org demands Judiciary committee stop its investigations of the company

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Brian Stack

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3 years

Couldn’t have been a bigger fan of these people as a kid and I’ve never grown out of it.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

I can’t remember who made this joke originally but I just thought of it again and it still makes me laugh: “He died doing what he loved: surprising tigers”.

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Everything is terrible but here’s a dog in a beekeeper outfit.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

I’m in complete awe of these people and their incredible courage.

Jack Dart

@JackWDart

2 years

Breathtaking Russian defiance.

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Brian Stack

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6 years

Just imagine going back in time even three years ago and showing people this headline.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

3 years

Me when my younger co-workers discuss recent pop culture.

Yougle Post

@YouglePost

3 years

Hello World, my name is Johnathon and i was born in 1832 Still going strong.. Love you all.. It was my birthday last month and i am 189 years old.

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Brian Stack

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4 years

There’s obviously a lot going on in the world but if you could spare a very quick little good thought for our boy Darby who’s having surgery today, we’d really appreciate it.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

I’m truly amazed that he’s never deleted this.

Lindsey Graham

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8 years

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

Hard to believe this was over 20 years ago. Sorry again, @AndyRichter .

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

7 years

4 years sober today. Feels good. Thanks to all the people who've helped/inspired me along the way. I think some of you know who you are. ;)

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Brian Stack

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2 years

Possibly the least crazy photo ever taken of Klaus Kinski.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

Heartbroken to say we lost our beloved dog Darby today. Every day we had with him was a gift. He was the sweetest boy we could’ve ever asked for and we’ll love him forever. ❤️🐾❤️

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

5 years

When I’m at a social gathering and see pigs-in-a-blanket.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

2 years

It just hit me that it was 25 years ago today that I started at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and gradually began creating the World’s Messiest Desk.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

Still one of the best Tweets ever.

Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

8 years

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Six years sober today. Feels really good. Thanks to all the people who’ve helped and inspired me along the way. I think some of you know who you are. ;)

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

21 days

Twenty seven years ago this week, I started at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and gradually began creating the World’s Messiest Desk.

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Brian Stack

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1 month

@velodus Fun Fact: Every single thing Pierre talked about in these bits was something that he was genuinely annoyed about.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

6 years

Let’s never forget how those angry people burning Beatles albums in ‘66 insured that band’s immediate slide into total obscurity.

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Brian Stack

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10 months

Robert Smigel, Conan O'Brien, and Bob Odenkirk in Chicago to do "Happy Happy Good Show" onstage back in the summer of ‘88 during the WGA Strike.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

3 years

My neighbor may never top last year’s Halloween masterpiece but I look forward to seeing whatever she comes up with this year.

Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

My neighbor’s “Skeleton Zoom” display rules.

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Brian Stack

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6 years

This might be the least crazy photo I’ve ever seen of Klaus Kinski.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

Seven years sober today. Feels really good. Thanks to all the people out there who’ve inspired me along the way. I think some of you know who you are. ;)

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

One day at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” years ago, I climbed out of the make-up chair as the legendary Walter Cronkite was walking in and said, “It’s an honor to have you here, Mr. Cronkite”, forgetting I was dressed head-to-toe as Frankenstein.

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4 years

What’s ya most awkward or interesting celebrity interaction you have had? Lol I have so many 😂

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

2 months

Rest In Peace, M. Emmett Walsh, one of my favorite character actors. As Roger Ebert once said, “Any film with Harry Dean Stanton or M. Emmett Walsh in it is worth seeing.”

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

3 years

I think about this Tweet a lot.

Mike Scully

@scullymike

4 years

When Trump dies, we better not hear one moment of reverence from media like “He was a colorful character that wasn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but he sure made things interesting.” Should be “America’s biggest piece of shit died today. Turning to sports...”

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

5 years

Why didn’t anyone tell me about these jeans? I’ve been just a dude this whole time.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

8 years

Hey, maybe a thin-skinned, tax-dodging, narcissistic sociopath with zero political experience and a string of bankruptcies will surprise us.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

3 years

Eight years sober today. Feels really good. Thanks to all the people who’ve helped and inspired me along the way. I’m pretty sure some of you know who you are. ;)

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Brian Stack

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4 years

Still amazed we got out of there alive. Thankfully, the crowd hated us just as much as we hoped they would. I must say, Slipknot put on a really great show once we got the hell off the stage.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

“Wait, did I just pronounce it ‘Thigh-land’? Haha, wow, well we all make mistakes, right? Anyway...” -A President I might like and respect a little

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

Happy Birthday to Stephen Colbert, seen here as one of The Beatles at @TheSecondCity in the early ‘90s.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

5 years

Just found out that one of my biggest comedy heroes has been Knighted. For real this time. Congratulations to Sir Michael Palin.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

3 years

Oh yeah, that’s why I fantasize about living in Woodstock, Vermont.

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Brian Stack

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3 years

Beautiful. I hope the Sandy Hook families get every cent he has or ever dreamed about having.

Sebastian Murdock

@SebastianMurdoc

3 years

SCOOP: A Texas judge has ruled default judgements against Alex Jones and Infowars in two separate Sandy Hook cases. He will now be liable for all damages and a jury will now be convened to determine how much he will owe the plaintiffs.

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Just laughed remembering the time my youngest daughter was very little and she bumped into an elderly lady and said, “Sorry, old woman.”

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Brian Stack

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1 year

A friend of mine once spotted the late, great Phil Hartman just before a big audition she had and asked if he had any advice for her since she was very nervous. He replied with a smile, “We’re all scared to death and it’s part of our job to pretend that we’re not.” #PhilHartman

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Brian Stack

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9 months

The AMPTP is no match for the “Parks and Rec” gang. Don’t mess with Li’l Sebastian. #SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAStrong

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Brian Stack

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2 years

Nine years sober today. Very grateful to all the people who’ve helped or inspired me along the way. I think some of you know who you are. 😉

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Brian Stack

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2 years

Heartbroken that we had to say goodbye to our feisty little guy, Rigby, today. He made us laugh so much and we’ll love him forever. ❤️🐾

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Brian Stack

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3 years

In my humble opinion, this is still one of the funniest things that's ever been on TV. @TeamCoco @ConanOBrien

Conan Plays Old Timey Baseball | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

(Original air date: 06/25/04) Conan visits Old Bethpage Village Restoration where they play baseball like it was played in the 1800's. Watch the definitive c...

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Brian Stack

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4 years

I’ve literally cried with laughter every time I’ve looked at this Tweet. What a gift.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

2 years

One of the most Irish things ever said.

Regina Kenney

@Regina_Kenney

2 years

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy, 'No Country for Old Men'

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Brian Stack

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3 years

I can’t put into words how funny it is to me that this will be one of the most indelible images of our 45th President.

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Brian Stack

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6 months

Heartbroken that our beloved boy Banjo passed away unexpectedly tonight. He was as sweet as he was nervous and we’ll love him forever. ❤️🐾

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Brian Stack

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4 years

One of the stupidest things ever but we had fun doing it.

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Brian Stack

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3 months

Hahaha.

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

6 years

5 years today and I still feel the same way. Thanks, everybody. ;)

Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

7 years

4 years sober today. Feels good. Thanks to all the people who've helped/inspired me along the way. I think some of you know who you are. ;)

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

1 month

Just remembered that in the TV edit of “Caddyshack”, they changed Rodney Dangerfield’s last line from “Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!” to the much creepier “Hey, everybody, let’s all take a shower!”

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

4 years

I'll always be more grateful than I can say that I got to work with Conan for 18 years. He's obviously one of the funniest people on Earth and I wish him nothing but the best with his new show.

Variety

@Variety

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Conan O’Brien will end #Conan on TBS next June. O’Brien has also signed a deal with HBO Max for a new weekly variety series, though no premiere date has been set

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Brian Stack

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3 years

I love seeing very uncomfortable line readings by athletes or coaches in commercials and thinking, “That was the best take.”

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Brian Stack

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5 years

“Hey ladies, who wants to hear some Monty Python or SCTV sketches I nerdily memorized?” #ThrowbackThursday

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Just laughed remembering my friend/former co-worker Andres du Bouchet opening a stand-up set years ago on his phone, saying, “Sorry, gotta go, I’m doing a show. I love your work too. Thanks, the band Radiohead.”

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Brian Stack

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2 years

During my early days at "Conan", I had a dumb idea for Hamlet to French kiss Yorick's skull. I asked our late, great prop master Bill Tull, "There's no way you could make a tongue pop out of a skull, is there, Bill?" "No problem," he said. I still have it today. Happy Tulloween!

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Brian Stack

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3 years

I did not know until this morning that @kurtbraunohler once hired a skywriter to write “How Do I Land” in the sky above L.A. but now that I know that I'll certainly never forget it.

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Brian Stack

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3 years

Everything is terrible but I just saw a CBS News story about an alligator named Chance the Snapper.

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Brian Stack

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4 years

Just heard Fauci say that yesterday in Melbourne, Australia where everyone wears masks in public, they had ZERO new cases of COVID. When I think about what was possible here with good leadership and sensible behavior, I just want to scream or cry.

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Brian Stack

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4 years

Chris Farley, Jill Talley, Bob Odenkirk, Holly Wortell, and Tim Meadows in the original “Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker” sketch at @TheSecondCity back in ‘90. #ThrowbackThursday

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Brian Stack

@BrianStack153

6 years

I bet this guy will never have to buy another beer in Boston the rest of his life.

ESPN

@espn

6 years

ICYMI: A fan threw Giancarlo Stanton's home run back onto the field ... and hit him with it 👀

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Brian Stack

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2 months

Joe Flaherty and John Belushi at @TheSecondCity in the early ‘70s.

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Brian Stack

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7 months

Ten years sober today. Thanks to all the people who’ve helped and inspired me along the way. I think some of you know who you are.

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Brian Stack

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8 months

Wow, it honestly never occurred to me that he practiced these moves beforehand but of course he did.

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David Byrne practicing his moves for Stop Making Sense

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Brian Stack

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2 months

Years later, I’m still sorry about this little mishap, @AndyRichter . #ThrowbackThursday

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Brian Stack

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4 years

In any sane world, this would obviously disqualify anyone from being President.

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4 years

TRUMP WENT TO BEDMINSTER AND EXPOSED STAFF AND FUNDRAISER ATTENDEES WHEN HE ALREADY KNEW HE HAD COVID!?! WHEN HE WAS ALREADY SYMPTOMATIC AND RECEIVING TREATMENT!

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Brian Stack

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5 years

I can’t believe they called my one-man show “self-indulgent and pretentious”.

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Service dogs attend theater performance as part of training

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4 years

Self-awareness can be a beautiful thing.

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President Warren Harding, who died tomorrow 1923, had privately said, “I am not fit for this office and never should have been here”:

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Wardrobe department Polaroid of Amy Poehler as Andy’s Little Sister at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” back in ‘97. #FlashbackFriday

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Brian Stack

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7 years

Debbie Reynolds, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor perform "Good Morning" in the classic "Singin' in the Rain".

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Brian Stack

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3 years

Andrew Weinberg at “Late Night” years ago as the rejected X-Men character, Shoeverine. One of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever been proud of. #FlashbackFriday

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Wardrobe photo of Amy Poehler as “Andy’s Little Sister” at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” back in ‘97. #ThrowbackThursday ⁦ @smrtgrls ⁩

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Brian Stack

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2 years

From the late, great Kurt Vonnegut. I love this so much.

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Just had a flashback to a nice homeless guy who used to walk quickly around Old Town in Chicago, miming his hand on an imaginary steering wheel. One day, he turned to me with a wink and said, “Most people think I’m driving a truck but I’m really flying an airplane.”

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Brian Stack

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2 years

Just remembered this insane conversation I had with a complete stranger on the Hudson Line train one morning years ago: HIM: “Headin’ into work?” ME: “Yeah, how about you?” HIM: “I won’t lie to you, man. I’m goin’ to a live sex show.”

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Brian Stack

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3 years

Even on the worst days, it helps to remember that on “Hey Ladies” the Beastie Boys rhymed “tomfoolery” with “Chuck Woolery”.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

Steve Carell, Scott Allman, Stephen Colbert, and Dave Razowsky as The Beatles at @TheSecondCity in Chicago back in the early '90s.

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Brian Stack

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4 years

Thanks to the wonderful people at North Shore Animal League and my friend/co-worker @WynnHarrison , we brought a new member of the family home today and we love him already.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

My daughter Colette did this drawing of our old dog Darby and it’s one of the best Christmas gifts I’ve ever gotten.

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Brian Stack

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5 years

Just heard a guy in a business suit say into his phone, “You had a chance to make cash fucking money.” This was at Chipotle.

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Brian Stack

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9 years

Tonight is my last show with "Conan" after 18 yrs. I'll always be more grateful than I can say to him and all the other great people here.

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Brian Stack

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2 years

My wife just found this photo of our much-loved old dog Darby and our little guy Rigby when he was a puppy. All of Rigby could fit in Darby’s head.

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Brian Stack

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4 years

I certainly expected better leadership from a guy with a failed line of mail-order steaks.

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Brian Stack

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5 months

Happy to introduce this sweet, mischievous new member of the family…Holly! Thanks so much to her kind foster mom Marjorie and the other wonderful folks at Happy Dog Rescue in Memphis.

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2 years

Just saw a guy at Newark Airport with a “Carmela Soprano” t-shirt. Not “The Sopranos”, just Carmela. You gotta love the specificity.

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Brian Stack

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5 years

I was lucky enough to work for Conan for 18 years and I can say with absolute certainty that he would NEVER use a joke not written by him or his writing staff. Anyone who doubts that for a nanosecond doesn’t know him.