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Robert Maguire
2 years
NEW: Remember that claim that Trump was "working for free" and donating his $1.6 million presidential salary? We got new docs showing that his businesses charged one agency alone—the Secret Service—nearly $2 million.
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Everything’s terrible except for this teacher going on Reddit and learning how much her students love her
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6 years
This picture of a crow is interesting because...it's actually a cat
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5 years
This comb-over is so outrageous it's kind of baller
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Best trick shot in the history of billiards
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5 years
If you think Marianne Williamson's ideas are kooky, wait til you hear about the guy who says windmills cause cancer, thinks you need to show ID to buy cereal, and doesn't exercise because he thinks the human body is like a battery with a finite amount of energy
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Everything's terrible, so here's a birb living his best life (Sound on)
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Siri, show me the easiest own of all time
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BBC interviewer to Sean Spicer: "You have corrupted discourse for the entire world by going along with these lies"
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Everything's terrible, so here's Paul the Pig putting away all his toys when his mom asks him too, because he's a good boy
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7 years
White supremacists have killed more people in the past week than refugee terrorists from Trump travel ban countries...in the last 40 years
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4 years
Trump has literally paid more than $27 million in fraud and charity abuse settlements *just since becoming president*
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Donald J. Trump
4 years
Joe Biden is the living embodiment of the corrupt political class that enriched itself while draining the economic life and soul from our Country. For the last 47 years, Joe Biden shipped away your jobs, shut down your factories, threw open your borders, and ravaged our cities...
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2 years
Easy. First, guns aren’t banned in Japan. They’re very strictly regulated, and as a result, Japan has fewer gun deaths in a year than the US has…every two hours.
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Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
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How did Shinzo Abe get assassinated when guns are banned in Japan? Liberals, care to explain?
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In Dec 2015, candidate Trump criticized Obama, who had been president for 7yrs, saying Obama had "played 250 rounds of golf" Today, Trump is making his 251st taxpayer-funded visit to one of the golf resorts he still profits from and said he wouldn't visit if elected.
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I can't believe the president has just been tweeting all day. It's just insane. Is being the president of the United States that easy that you can just watch TV and tweet all day on a Monday?
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Chicago doesn’t have the worst gun death rate in the country. Not even close. Jackson, MS, wins that prize. Gary, IN, is number 2, and it’s where a lot of Chicago’s guns come from, thanks to lax gun laws. Also, Highland Park is 25 miles north of Chicago, in a different county.
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5 years
Apparently I've been using slinkies wrong my entire life
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2 years
Just a reminder that Judge Luttig isn't just a conservative judge, he is Ted Cruz's mentor, whom Cruz referred to as being "like a father to me." John Eastman also clerked for him. He is currently testifying to the unprecedented "Constitutional crisis" caused by his mentees.
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Mark Meadows, talking to journalists outside the hearing, just said that President Trump "has a deep-rooted concern about corruption." It's really hard to convey just how absurd that statement is.
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I know there's a lot going on today, but man, wasn't it wild when we all learned that the former president of the United States was apparently open to the idea of his vice president being publicly executed for carrying out his constitutional responsibilities?
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The people tweeting about the Clinton Foundation are gonna have their minds blown when they hear about another politician who had to dissolve his charity and pay a $2M settlement for a "shocking pattern of illegality" that involved using funds to help his business and campaign
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The President who paid hush money to a porn star over an affair he had while his third wife nursed his fifth child and admitted on camera, in front of a live audience that he's never asked God's forgiveness for anything is trying to give a religion lecture to...Christianity Today
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5 years
Can we all just appreciate for a moment that the older sister of the sitting President of the United States just retired so as to avoid an inquiry into a decades-long tax fraud scheme she participated in *with the President* (who is still in office)
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What happens when any husband says "calm down" to his wife
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Trump, talking about how Steve Scalise's wife was devastated when he was shot, says that it shows that she really loves him because "a lot of wives wouldn't give a damn." It's really one of the most illuminating things he's ever said.
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Rep. Andrew Clyde (R-Ga.), who has been passing out assault rifle lapel pins to his colleagues this week, cowers in terror behind an officer at the U.S. Capitol during the insurrection Jan. 6, 2021.
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While we're all stuck in 2018, this dog's living in 2088
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The cavernous, empty lobby of Trump's DC hotel at 8pm on a Friday night
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I just randomly remembered the time Obama surprised Biden with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. It's a good way to end a long week. You're welcome.
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4 years
Trump makes out like he's the victim of a political hit job, when in reality the settlement includes a stipulation that's 19 paragraphs long, wherein Trump and his foundation admit to illegal activity.
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Donald J. Trump
4 years
STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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Mark Paoletta
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Justice Thomas Acted Properly and Was Not Required to Disclose His Trips
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The president of the United States is a national security threat
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Don't do it Mike
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5 years
Hate to break it to Whitaker, but when the Founders discussed impeachment, they specifically discussed it as a remedy for abuse of power.
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Matthew Whitaker: Abuse of power is not a crime
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Everything's terrible, so here's a bunny playing in autumn leaves
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4 years
The president of the United States is commemorating Juneteenth by threatening violence against protesters who are calling for racial justice
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DID YOU TALK TO BOB WOODWARD????
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It’s wild that there is a sitting “pro-life” Republican congressman who urged both his ex-wife and his mistress to have abortions 10 years ago
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Since we appear poised to start fresh Hunter Biden news cycle, some reminders are in order: 1) Hunter has no role in his father's administration 2) Hunter does not run a business that his father profits from as president that's used as an influence machine for special interests
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Linda Rondstadt on Australian TV in 1983: "Australia gave us Rupert Murdoch. Thanks a lot, you guys. Take him back!"
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This is why we can't have nice things
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1 year
How can you be this rich and this fucking stupid?
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Joe Biden has gone from losing two presidential campaigns, in 1988 and 2008, to winning the 2020 presidential election fifty times
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The carnage
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Former conservative Chief Justice of Supreme Court Warren Burger: The 2nd Amendment "has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word fraud, on the American public by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime"
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6 years
A water fountain at the EPA backed up and started spewing sewage into the hallway
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4 years
It's incredible that the president of the United States keeps openly saying that the only way that he and his political allies can keep their grip on power is by making it harder for large swaths of the population to vote.
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Donald J. Trump
4 years
In an illegal late night coup, Nevada’s clubhouse Governor made it impossible for Republicans to win the state. Post Office could never handle the Traffic of Mail-In Votes without preparation. Using Covid to steal the state. See you in Court!
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3 years
I hate how naive I am, even after four years of this, but I just can't believe everyone around him is letting him do this.
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Trump's first rally in months will be held on...Juneteenth. In Tulsa. Home of the single worst incident of racial violence in our country's history.
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Peter Baker
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Trump says he will resume campaign rallies next week, starting in Tulsa, Okla., on Friday June 19.
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The Democratic governor of Colorado has been pleading for ventilators for days, but Trump says he's sending them at the request of their Republican senator
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Donald J. Trump
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Will be immediately sending 100 Ventilators to Colorado at the request of Senator Gardner!
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Donald Trump and his sons spent 4 years promising they didn't engage in international business while he was president. They lied. A @CREWcrew analysis of his taxes found that he made up to $160 million from international business dealings as president.
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If tens of thousands of people dying as a result of ineptitude and mismanagement doesn't cause the president's political allies to break ranks and actually hold him accountable, what will?
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Funny how, when there was a different president, Trump saw Baltimore's perceived problems as a sign of presidential ineptitude and believed that if he was president he would "fix it fast"
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A lady in tears tells Mattress Mack she spent her 84th bday in his store. She lost everything. His response is ❤️❤️
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Tonight's a great night to remember that less than a year ago Trump's FBI director told Congress that the "majority of the domestic terrorism cases we’ve investigated are motivated by some version of what you might call white supremacist violence."
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In a landmark decision, the Alaska Supreme Court ruled Friday that partisan gerrymandering is unconstitutional under the Alaska Constitution’s equal protection doctrine.
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During the Trump presidency, the GOP poured millions into the DC hotel owned by a sitting president—claiming it was a choice of "convenience," not currying favor with Trump. Now that it's a Waldorf Astoria, though, their spending is almost nonexistent.
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Per pool, President Trump just spent a portion of his final Friday as president meeting with...the My Pillow guy in the Oval Office.
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Finally, we have a strong leader who can protect us from [squints at notes] Canada
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White dudes mistaking Sikhs as Muslims have perpetrated far more violence in US than greencard holders from 7 countries banned in January
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There's literally a Deutsche Bank whistleblower who came forward to say that suspicious activity reports involving Trump and Kushner were never filed with Treasury, but instead of looking into that, a Republican senator says we need to find out if Hunter Biden has any
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5 years
Let's all remind ourselves that releasing tax returns is not at all an extraordinary demand to make of a president. This administration is fighting tooth and nail to block the basic transparency that we have rightly expected of presidents and presidential candidates for decades.
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Alan Rappeport
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Steve Mnuchin says will not comply with the Congressional subpoena for Trump's tax returns, reiterating that the request is not legitimate.
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The Utah House of Representatives made a rap video about how a bill becomes law, and somehow it's worse than you would expect
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4 years
What human being on earth has ever had a physical....in multiple phases months apart?
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Donald J. Trump
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Visited a great family of a young man under major surgery at the amazing Walter Reed Medical Center. Those are truly some of the best doctors anywhere in the world. Also began phase one of my yearly physical. Everything very good (great!). Will complete next year.
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A brief history of the "Law & Order" president's tenure in office (so far): - Paid $27 million in legal settlements for fraud and charity abuse - Has a personal lawyer who went to jail for crimes that federal prosecutors said were committed at his direction - Was impeached
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Biden went to Houston to meet with George Floyd's family last week, and he gave a speech in Pennsylvania on Wednesday
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Mitt Romney thinks that President Trump is guilty of offenses so grievous as to merit removal from office, but he also thinks Trump should be given the chance to reshape the highest court in the country for a generation.
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Natasha Bertrand
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Breaking, via @burgessev : Mitt Romney said he would support a floor vote on Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, essentially clinching consideration of the nominee this year despite the impending election.
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Really interesting to see people who were just recently supporting armed protests over the right to get a haircut now clutching pearls as people protest for the right to not be executed by the police
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Everything's terrible, so here's a dog taking herself sledding
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"We believe in absolutely gun-free, zero-tolerance, totally safe schools. That means no guns in America’s schools. Period." - Wayne LaPierre, then Executive Vice President of the NRA, in 1999
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Trump to a rally crowd in Florida in May: "How do you stop these people" from crossing the border? Rally attendee: "Shoot them!" Crowd laughs. Trump smirks. Trump: "That's only in the panhandle you can get away with that stuff. Only in the panhandle."
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Still blows my mind that the president's longtime personal lawyer is behind bars for crimes that include hush-money payments to pornstars that federal prosecutors said were made in coordination with and at the direction of the president himself, and it's no longer a major scandal
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Rebecca Ballhaus
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New details of Trump’s involvement in the 2016 payoff scheme: On June 27, 2016, after Trump learned that Karen McDougal was shopping around her story of an alleged affair with him, he called David Pecker and asked: Can you make this go away?
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1st congressman to endorse Trump is reportedly going to plead guilty to insider trading tomorrow 2nd congressman to endorse Trump is fighting a 60-count corruption indictment Trump's campaign manager is in jail Trump's deputy campaign manager will be sentenced in a few weeks
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Here's Trump -- who just announced he and Melania are under quarantine for possible COVID infection -- mocking Joe Biden at Tuesday's debate for wearing a mask
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@Dilsedesh @realDonaldTrump North Korea has nukes, but ESPN hurt his feelings
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@realDonaldTrump The President who openly admitted to having never asked God for forgiveness for anything, who called a book of the Bible "Two Corinthians," and who had an affair with a porn star and a playmate while his third wife nursed his fifth child....is excited about Bible literacy
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2 years
Does the GOP understand that there is *one* gun shop in Mexico? It's run by the army, and you have to show six forms of ID and undergo months of background checks to buy a gun there. There is no significant South-North gun trafficking. It's the other way around!
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Pence just talked about the heroin that "comes through our southern border." What he left out is that the majority comes through PORTS OF ENTRY at the southern border, stashed in private vehicles or mixed in with other shipments. A wall would not impact on that.
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If Eric thinks that's bad, wait till he hears about the politician whose sons are running an international business that the politician still visits, promotes and *personally profits from* in office
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Trump War Room
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Hunter Biden "didn't know anything about the industry he was in, he didn't have any discernible duties, and he's getting paid $50,000 a month? And then he gets a billion five from China? ...the entire media turns a blind eye." - @EricTrump
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7 years
The singer of the national anthem at the Detroit Lions game today ends on one knee, fist in the air
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2 years
One year ago today, Americans bore witness to one of the absolute most hilarious displays of ineptitude and idiocy in our country’s political history
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The prospect of Senator Mitt Romney is a big blow to Trump. It'll be yet another Republican senator who will say mean things about him, while still voting for everything on his agenda
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Man it’s really something to see people who’ve spent the last year and a half downplaying a violent coup attempt lose their shit over some Colbert staffers filming a segment unattended.
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The Trump campaign laundered well over half a BILLION dollars through a shell company tied to Jared Kushner and Brad Parscale's PR firm, but the Republicans on the FEC don't think you have the right to know who truly benefited from those funds
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One of the hardest things to convey to future generations will be the fact that we once had a president who just had so many scandals—any one of which would have ended previous presidencies—that none of them actually stuck because they were so hard to keep track of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The president of the United States is currently attacking a private citizen for carrying out her constitutional duty to serve on a jury. He says she hid her background during pretrial jury selection. She did not. The defense knew her background, including her run for Congress.
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Trump: Nobody could have ever seen this coming Obama in 2014:
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@waltshaub is all of us
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2 years
I just saw multiple references to “peach tree dish” without context and I swear to God my first thought was “Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to say ‘petri dish’”
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It's almost like people were using the president's hotel as a way to put money in his pocket to curry favor with him and his administration, and now that he's no longer president, there's no reason to go there.
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@AndrewFeinberg This is weirdly my favorite part of the video. You don't truly love your pets if you don't have prominently displayed, framed pictures of them in your house
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"Nobody knows much more about technology -- this type of technology -- than I do" - Donald Trump, a 72-year-old man who doesn't use a computer, calls iPads "the flat one," and frequently refers to "the cyber"
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Yamiche is a national hero
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As we learn that Trump wasn't audited for the first two years he was in office, as required by law, here's a reminder that the person he put in charge of the IRS was a paying customer who was making six figures from a Trump property
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There's never been a better moment for a reminder that there's still a ONE MILLION DOLLAR DONATION to Trump's inauguration that's COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS
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Robert Maguire
6 years
All that's known about this $1 million donor to Trump's inauguration is 1) the company didn't exist just 4 months earlier 2) its only address is a "virtual" office 3) it received $750k from an extremely private dark money group for..."public relations"
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Jan 22: Reporter: "Are there worries about a pandemic at this point?" Trump: "No. Not at all." Feb 26: Trump: "We're going down, not up. We're going substantially down." March 7: Trump: "I'm not concerned at all" Today: Trump: "I've always known this is a real...pandemic"
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Daniel Dale
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Asked about his change in tone yesterday, Trump says, "I have seen that, where people actually liked it. But I didn't feel different. I've always known this is a real -- this is a pandemic." He then claims, "I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic."
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Here's a super normal tweet from the president of the United States promoting his luxury golf club during a pandemic
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Says the guy who found out about a presidential affair while investigating a real estate deal
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Ken Starr on Mueller Probe: ‘We Don’t Want Prosecutors on a Fishing Expedition’
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