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Chris Fleming

@chrisfluming

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Parents in Structured Hats
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still haven’t fully recovered from what my Airbnb host texted me
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books could be 20 pages if they didn’t describe the woods
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hosting snl must be like jury duty for celebrities
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making the zoom link...that’s leadership
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elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas
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realized I haven’t learned anything new in so long cause I haven’t hung out with someone’s new boyfriend
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3 years
ah the terror of being around a dad trying and failing to do a task
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you know you’re driving bad when they wanna take a look at you
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several years ago I threw my sister an engagement party and I wanted to make it special
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i love on jeopardy when some older scholar who’s been nailing questions about Pompeii and aeronautics also whips out “who is spongebob squarepants” no hesitation
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I’m not gonna pretend to know anything about crypto but I do know that all my most unreliable friends whose advice I follow the opposite of are very very into it
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2 years
what kate bush is gonna buy with all that stranger things money
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4 mikes hard lemonades are stronger than any psychedelic
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vibe dysphoria
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5 years
the Grad Student Shuffle
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3 years
when pasta needs a little bit of the water it was cooked in to feel comfortable...I don’t understand the chemistry but I understand the feeling 🥰
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right when you feel like it’s too much emotion they have the guy sing a verse and brings you back to feeling neutral kinda smart actually
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Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys :
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the phantom of the opera trying to dock his boat during the winter months
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nothing stresses me out like a local arts scene
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3 years
millennials v gen z!!!!
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3 years
my octopus teacher: the incredible true story of a man wasting an octopus’s time
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5 years
I stand before you looking like an american girl doll left out in the rain
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3 years
don’t hit me up unless you’re a witch
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why does everyone tell me I look like the man who ruins ponyo’s life
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You were amazing in this @chrisfluming
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4 years
unleashed dachshund just zoomed by my window, an incredible omen
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3 years
not eager to go back to bars
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radio DJs oversharing who they’re filling in for and why
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Don’t mind me
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invitations for weddings on 9/11
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2 years
get a lemon donut
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I have to argue fast car is the only song
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is there anything grosser than a restaurant owned by two brothers
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Fast Car Rainforest Cafe remix
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imagine how tirelessly beyonce's PR team has been working to make us forget her role in austin powers 3 goldmember
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3 years
hannibal lecter getting shit wrong
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2 years
my latest experience on a plane
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a fantastic energy in this room
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Bjork's landlord
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2 years
Gayle is 10 today
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3 years
I feel phantom wetness in all my clothes out of the drier...I wish I didn't need a team to feel them to assure me they were in fact dry....wish I wasn't haunted by a Telltale Damp
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hannibal lecter yelling facts about people
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4 years
can poets stop living symbolically for one god damn SECOND
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CEO of Patagonia
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2 years
last summer we shot the pilot for a show called I’m the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens in which I play the mayor of a town off the coast of Florida (but technically a territory of Maine) with some incredible people
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hey when you meet my boyfriend would you pretend to not know that semi charmed kinda life is about meth? it'd mean a lot to him to be the one to tell you
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6 years
still feeling a blunt nausea from La La Land setting up emma stone’s friend group like it was gonna be pivotal and then doing nothing with them after they uberpooled to that networking event
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3 years
have this recurring invasive thought of thanking Sully after he landed the plane in the Hudson the same way you’d thank any pilot when you get off
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klobuchar
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hand in my pocket but with dog temperaments
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6 years
hey
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2 years
twitter, once a haven for the socially undercooked to flirt, will now be a dark haven for ice bath men who eat things that make them sick
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4 years
had boba too late absolutely buzzing, blasting tori amos ordering XS shirts online
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3 years
not nearly enough people talking about ska
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was told by my sleeping mate that I woke up in the night "looking for DePiglio." NOT GOOD
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3 years
guy who somehow owns a wolf
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5 years
ahhh tapdancers, the equestrians of the dance world 🤗
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probably shouldn’t have DMed sufjan
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2 years
BE ORIGINAL
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Happy DePiglio Day one and all
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the Morton
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artisanal donuts
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is snl just pete davidson vlogging now
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you gotta hit the ba ba ba’s
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is this some kind of isthmus? you gotta turn this off I gotta go home
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I could be your winter spouse
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Cornhole
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3 years
new AdventureTime out today folks I’m this toxic lizard 😌
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paul dano's tiny smile shouldn't be out this late
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my dad giving a king’s welcome to the baby alligator
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very honored to be a part of this lovely lovely lovely show out may 20 😈
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Start frying up your bacon pancakes! 🥓 🥞 #AdventureTime : Distant Lands – #TogetherAgain streaming May 20 on HBO Max.
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I love a nurse practitioner
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remember that movie about the Loch Ness monster where they forgot to add any conflict, a family just raises the Loch Ness monster to full size and he lives in the lake next to them no problem
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