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Bartleby

@lindynap

3 years

walking vs Lindy Walk

Soren

@sorenemile

3 years

gf: “ whats the difference between a lindy walk and a walk ...? “ me: “ the lindy walk is just better babe ... “

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

300 years ago guys like this were mapping islands in the pacific to be accurate to the inch

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1 year

the current state of guitar hero is nightmarish

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@lindynap

1 year

this sort of career growth is no longer available to you. you'll be capped about half way up now

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@lindynap

7 months

most smart guys i know are using their energy to work as little as possible rather than to build something

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Bartleby

@lindynap

2 years

"your ancestor did much harder jobs than you and they didnt need a coffee in the morning to wake up" yes, but have you considered that the job they were doing wasn't super gay

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Bartleby

@lindynap

2 years

@coldhealing day in the life of a 35 year old living in Chicago working for Uber "i drove for 10 hours today and made $100 after expenses"

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@lindynap

5 months

Xiaohui Wang 王晓辉

@wangxh65

9 months

“City walk” is a new trend among young Chinese people. Walking, often aimlessly, presents a great opportunity to explore a city at your own pace, and many share their routes with detailed descriptions on social media.

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Bartleby

@lindynap

4 months

had to use the train today -pakistani guy watching a imam preaching on speakerphone -indian grandma watching a whatsapp video on speakerphone -black guy listening to music on speakerphone -south american guy having a conversation on speakerphone

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

the IT guy blocking access to all your devices as you get let go on zoom

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Bartleby

@lindynap

3 months

remember that there is a country of 1.4 billion people that built a massive tech industry based off of lying on resumes and now you have to compete with them for jobs in your hometown

NEETOCRACY

@NEETOCRACY

3 months

Just lie on your resume. There's close to 0 risk. Nobody's going to find out. You won't break anything. You'll simply learn on the job like everyone does.

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Bartleby

@lindynap

11 months

i currently make $125k. Ive been interviewing a bunch lately and the offers ive received have been: -$120k -$125k -$125k -$135k (way more work and responsibility) each manager acts shocked when i tell them it's the same im making now, and i'd only leave for a significant raise

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Bartleby

@lindynap

16 days

you were supposed to turn there

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Bartleby

@lindynap

19 days

i just really dont like indians i dont like how they look i dont like how they speak i dont like what they eat i dont like how the smell i dont like how they think

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

boomer who begins to realize the error of their ways after getting 0 kids for halloween in a previously close-knit neighborhood

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@lindynap

2 years

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Bartleby

@lindynap

3 years

grandparent paying $5,000 a month to live in an old folks home grandchild who can't afford to buy a house

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Bartleby

@lindynap

7 months

Every hiring manager: “it’s impossible to hire well. All the applicants we get suck” Prospective employees: “it’s impossible to get hired. I can never get a call back” I think there’s something fundamentally broken about the current hiring process

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Bartleby

@lindynap

7 months

company hired a white developer a month ago already solved a big problem that had been plaguing us for a while i asked him how he was able to solve it so fast. "it was easy i dont know why noone was able to do it before" do people just not do anything at work now?

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Bartleby

@lindynap

11 months

picture this if you will a country of 1.4 billion people, and not a single attractive woman

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Bartleby

@lindynap

10 months

>wife says she wants to go for a walk >ask her if it will be a Lindywalk or a Londywalk >she doesn’t understand. I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is Lindy and what is Londy >she laughs and says “it will be nice walk hunny” >go for a walk >it’s Londy

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Bartleby

@lindynap

10 months

This is what Dasha will look like in 10 years

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

bezo's girlfriend looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her shirt at the race. Very very disrespectful.

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Bartleby

@lindynap

7 months

You need to internalize that for perhaps the first time in history we live in an era where older generations have LESS wisdom

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Bartleby

@lindynap

15 days

this meme does a great job of illustrating how woman are behind 80% of purchases

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Bartleby

@lindynap

6 months

"im going to have a baby" "wow. that may affect work" as long as most people are employed in big organizations like this, the fertility rate will remain low

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Bartleby

@lindynap

2 years

i grew up in a city of 100k. no nightlife,only chain restaurants, no public gathering places visiting the hometown of a european friend. has multiple nightclubs, bars, many different restaurants.lots of people out. full of life he asks me how many people i think his town has...

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Bartleby

@lindynap

11 months

im glad that cute girls have easy jobs they shouldnt have to work hard

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Bartleby

@lindynap

2 years

@aIIegoricaI "not really doing anything" this is one of the few things that actually matter in life

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Bartleby

@lindynap

7 months

what does it mean for a society when the smart young people dont see the point in building?

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@lindynap

3 months

friend: "you should read this book" me: "who is the author" friend: "it's this woman who..." me: "no thanks"

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Bartleby

@lindynap

8 days

every brown person i've argued this with has responded "dont hate the player hate the game" as if scamming the system is the only logical thing to do

Leon Varkalis

@leonvarkalis

8 days

Every middle class leftwinger I meet thinks sicknote/benefit fraud culture is a myth. Every black and brown working class or recent migrant I meet admits sicknote/benefit fraud culture is endemic and blames the system for allowing it, as it's only human nature to then exploit it

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

@KnoxEndemic this is what civilization is built on

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

this was how the coolest guy you could think of dressed in 2004

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

@xooset hah i'd never do that

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Bartleby

@lindynap

10 months

WFH is the single greatest increase to quality of life

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Bartleby

@lindynap

7 months

This is what I mean It feels like the previously prestige’s jobs are selecting for midwits now

NEETワールド

@NEETWorldOrder

7 months

I wouldn't hire anyone smart. You want to hit that perfect crest on the IQ bell curve where someone is stupid enough to find fulfillment in "achieving core business competencies" but not bright enough to question what that actually means, or what anything means at all really.

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Bartleby

@lindynap

7 months

these guys would have been working towards becoming partners at big firms in previous times the potential payoff is no longer worth the years of effort

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Bartleby

@lindynap

5 months

60 year old executive with 30 years of experience in his role "we cant promote you to the executive level yet, you're only 35! you're much too young"

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Bartleby

@lindynap

5 months

the entire Indian MO is to collectively work together to get one of their own in to a position of power. the person then does everything they can to lower the gates and bring in as many of their people as possible

U.S. Tech Workers

@USTechWorkers

5 months

Two Indian-born congress members along with Republican @RepMcCormick introduce a bill that alters the U.S. immigration system to benefit Indian nationals on work visas. Once again, it’s that disastrous bill to remove country caps for employment-based Green Cards.

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Bartleby

@lindynap

2 years

it's time to admit that you've been gaslit in to believing that jeans are comfortable

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@lindynap

2 months

sure he may be 6'5", 250 lbs, making $11 million/year, the best TE ever, dating the biggest star in the world, but at least i'm smarter than him

Richard Hanania

@RichardHanania

2 months

Charles Murray wrote a book called Real Education where he showed the kinds of questions people with average IQs get wrong. They’re shocking. Better way to bring the point home is that Travis Kelce has a tested IQ of about 100 from Wonderlic.

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Bartleby

@lindynap

4 months

paris...rome...constantinople...tokyo ahhh another quick and easy worldwide trip completed

degentheory

@degentheory

4 months

@NEETWorldOrder I don’t need to travel because I can simply look at pictures of any location and imagine myself being there. 80% of the enjoyment with 0 effort.

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Bartleby

@lindynap

10 months

"you didn't get the project done on time" "it doesnt matter" "you aren't picking up my calls" "it doesnt matter" "why werent you on the zoom call?" "it doesnt matter" "why didnt you take responsibility for your mistake" "it doesnt matter"

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Bartleby

@lindynap

10 months

dont ask yourself "what age do i want to have my first child at?" instead ask yourself "at what age would I like to be when my last child becomes an adult" i've brought these up in conversations before and there's a clear miscalculation between the two

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Bartleby

@lindynap

2 years

Ready for your meeting to establish your goals for the coming year?

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@lindynap

7 months

i'm confident i can predict someones socio-economic status based on the minority group they complain about

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@lindynap

2 years

@uncledoomer means it's time to break out the tooks

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@lindynap

4 months

they have to go back

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@lindynap

3 years

once you're done with all the self help BS, weened yourself off the drugs, you realize you just needed a Lindywalk the whole time

Dr Jordan B Peterson

@jordanbpeterson

3 years

On what has become my daily ten mile walk on the frigid tundra (better known as Toronto) :)

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@lindynap

1 year

@SeeingNPC any retail job is like that

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@lindynap

16 days

some time in the last 15 years dentists have become complete scumbags very clearly doing everything they can to charge as much as possible

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@lindynap

2 years

reminder that bread is good, and that anti-carb people have been tricked by big chem

Kyle Kashuv

@KyleKashuv

2 years

Lot of the pesticides/chemicals used in the U.S. are rightfully banned in Europe…

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@lindynap

1 year

@bubblerenjoyer yes chick fil a does that but you arent a franhcisee. you are the general manager of the store you make a good living but not what an owner makes

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@lindynap

1 year

telling an uber to pick me up infront of my neighbors house to drive me to the airport so he breaks in to their house instead while I'm away

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@lindynap

7 months

@phillip_trudeau yes, that's a big reason why they're happy

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@lindynap

10 months

i can reasonably tell if a woman will be attracted to me based on her own physical attributes there's a clear pattern of woman with a certain look who are in to me

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1 year

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@lindynap

3 months

guys with secret families in other towns you dont see that anymore

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@lindynap

2 years

"i see way more people here than i ever have in my hometown" i think, so surely it has more people "200k people?" i guess it had 30k

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@lindynap

7 days

i had a german friend recently tell me that most of their engineering universities are full of chinese now when confronted with this people there say "i guess the chinese are just better/harder working than us" as if germans suddenly forgot how to be engineers

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Horrifying post about foreign students in 🇬🇧. This system is a sham, and morally corrupting. We don’t have to make money like this. “I'd say that out of the 60 students I'm currently teaching, maybe 5 have a working knowledge or the English language.”

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@lindynap

2 years

F1 drivers, despite being short and skinny, look like strong athletes purely because they have thick necks

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@lindynap

5 months

a mans face before and after 5 years in the 4HL

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@lindynap

1 year

this happens in 2 ways. both can be true but only 1 is needed 1. old families move out and are replaced by "new americans". they either dont celebrate, or bring their kids to other neighborhoods but dont give out candy themselves 2. young families are priced out of the area

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@lindynap

1 year

@Buttcoin4lyfie you're capped. you're not working you way up to regional supervisor. and you're definitely not getting a franchise

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@lindynap

5 months

remember

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@lindynap

4 months

old guys with a mustache look normal but a young guy with a mustache looks like he's trying to be "the guy that has a mustache"

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@lindynap

3 years

i know a guy who runs a big family farm. he says without migrant labor they wouldn't be able to operate the farm. he has house worth around $3 million. $200,000+ in trucks, a yacht, and any other toy you could imagine.

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America is broken beyond repair.

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@lindynap

2 years

athletics is the only field where young people are allowed to excel. in everything else young people are told to accept a bad deal in order to gain experience. The amount of experience you need to progress is constantly growing so you can never get ahead

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@lindynap

7 months

@olzhu yes

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@lindynap

9 months

every guy i know who overachieved despite having a poor resume when young did so through high energy and a bias for action

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Bartleby

@lindynap

10 months

it's called the Lindy Effect it's about old shit and how to live your life it was written by this arab guy named nassim

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@lindynap

1 year

the guy who likes every one of your tweets

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@lindynap

4 months

"So you just job hop a few times and then you start making $500k" "Really? I don't think it's that easy" "You're being naive. you just need to job hop." "that doesnt sound right"

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@lindynap

11 months

>getting pushed out of NYC for years but refuse to leave >meet an amazing girl-shes a kind and smart nurse >get married and she gets pregnant >see all the crazy things happening on the subway >tell her to ride a citibike to work instead-it will be safer >mfw i see her on the news

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@lindynap

9 months

they have a bigger house than us

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@lindynap

10 months

the reason they dont want you to take time off from work is that you might have the time to think about how gay it all is

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@lindynap

7 months

Hr and recruiters willing contribute to this problem in order to justify their own positions

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@lindynap

10 months

Lindyman will post a tweet and get 500 likes then someone who he has blocked will get a screenshot of the tweet and repost it and get 30k likes

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@lindynap

8 months

When you see the average persons body shape you realize they are evolving to be able to sit in a chair for 15 hours a day

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@lindynap

1 year

im outside giving candy. neighbors house with kids is completely dark. i assume they dont celebrate. 1 hour later i see the whole family walking home with lots of candy

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@lindynap

3 months

I'd like to thank my landlord for installing a fat and grease disposer in the kitchen sink makes my life much easier

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@lindynap

3 years

there is a serious disconnect between people who have worked shitty jobs, and those that haven't

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@lindynap

11 months

it feels like ive reached the max i can earn without getting a huge promotion (unlikely) this is why job stacking @RolfHaltza is so important it really is your only option to earn more

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@lindynap

1 year

i simply turn off anything where someone talks with gay voice radio, tv, movie, video immediately off

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@lindynap

6 months

this is such a good vibe now the houses in my neighborhood have life sized figures with their heads cut off that scream when you walk near

MythoAmerica 🌲

@MythoAmerica

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goodnight ☾

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Bartleby

@lindynap

1 year

I abstained from alcohol, coffee, and twitter during lent did my life improve at all? no in fact it was worse as I did not have small things that bring me enjoyment each day

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@lindynap

4 months

@odalfren balkans confirmed not white

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@lindynap

1 year

@EnronChairman @MulletNationInc clearly in Jenny's case it was

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@lindynap

1 year

the problem with "there are still cheap houses to buy your tastes are just to high" is that it ignores that most people aren't just buying a house, they're buying a neighborhood and "school district"

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@lindynap

3 months

the 8am meeting was 100% a waste of time but smart people attend it anyways and then check out at 2pm to make up for it

Chris Josephs

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The Gen Z labor force truly is a new breed

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@lindynap

5 months

it just occurred to me that every time i've requested 2 weeks of vacation in a row off i've been given a hard time by someone at my company

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@lindynap

7 months

There’s a common thought you see where people who work in tech want to go live on a farm My theory is that it’s not the tech work that makes them feel this way. It’s having to work with a bunch of Indians

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@lindynap

9 months

"guys in the trades make bank" is almost always said by an entry level office worker making $60,000 or less who thinks $100,000 is a crazy amount of money

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@lindynap

2 years

the feminine urge to call customer support when something goes wrong vs the masculine urge to ignore the problem but hold a grudge against the company for the rest of your life

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@lindynap

11 months

guy from southern california: "you need to be taking cold showers. you are weak and need to expose yourself to cold. every morning. a cold shower" guy from Minnesota: "i am going to kill you"

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@lindynap

2 years

in my mind you needed a city of half a million people, or a college with 20k students, to support nightlife

Bartleby

@lindynap

2 years

@Empty_America in the same trip i was brought to a town of 2000 and they had a nightclub that was packed i couldnt believe that there could be enough people to support a nightclub in a town that size

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@lindynap

2 years

@PaulSkallas "i dont understand modern angst" "i come from a very wealthy family"

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@lindynap

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"do you understand that you are making things worse for everyone else and ruin it for everyone who has a legitimate issue?" "if they didnt want me to steal why did they make it so easy?"

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@lindynap

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imagine you come back home to your nice suburban house and go to let your kids play in the back yard and you find out your neighbor has just adopted a pitbull

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