NEETOCRACY @NEETOCRACY Twitter profile

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NEETOCRACY

9 months

Ahem: NEET CLUB is now open! Join for NEET lifestyle tips and tricks, job slacking advice, wagemaxxing tips, memes and more. Link 👇

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A private social club for those Not in Education, Employment, or Training, or those aspiring to be.

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Dear white men. You’re fucked. You’re being replaced because none of you have children. Even those of you bitching about the replacement online like little girls don’t find the gumption to fuck. I see white men bragging about having 5 kids as if it’s an achievement. lol.…

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Ep. 73 The Vladimir Putin Interview

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9 months

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that X is turning into a softcore porn site. Every big account is selling out for OnlyFans content. I’m going to make a list of accounts to mute so we can directly hurt their impressions/monetisation. Comment below who should be added👇

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Just lie on your resume. There's close to 0 risk. Nobody's going to find out. You won't break anything. You'll simply learn on the job like everyone does.

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9 months

Making the Satan account seethe on Twitter has been a massive accomplishment. Imagine crying to Elon about harassment when people choose to not see your edgelord atheist memes. Also, he’s too afraid to use the word hurt to risk getting suspended. Go back to Reddit.

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3 months

They hate you. They create fictional situations where they're the innocent victim and you're the villain.

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4 months

When you beat the gooner allegations

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write “por” i’m tryna see sum

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He was so real for this

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9 months

Are you tired of seeing gimmick accounts promoting feet pics, vibrators and OF girls? Don't worry! Tactical Pepe has been deployed. Unfollow, mute, and block the accounts in the list below 👇

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1 year

If you document your life on social media like this: YOU ARE GAY!

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4 months

Little brother lied on his resume to get a job. Background check is tomorrow. Wants me to cover for him and pretend to be someone else.

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9 months

Degenerate filth. Instant unfollow after this, recommend all my mutuals to do the same. All it took was one promotion to completely destroy your reputation.

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20 days

Feels bar is now open. Get it off your chest, anon. I’ll start:

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11 months

Reminder that Australian Aboriginals needed a music video to remind them not to sniff petrol to get high

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9 months

Reminder that the admin behind @WomenPostingLs built his entire audience poking fun at women. Only to destroy the reputation of his account and do an undisclosed promotion for OF girls. Enjoy your fate as a soyjak, James.

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“Nooooooo! I’ve never posted porn or OF promotions before. Take me off the heckin’ listerino now or else!” Yes you have. You’ve either: 1) temporarily retweeted an OF promo 2) deleted the tweets after 24hrs to hide your activity or 3) endorsed some sex toy Cope and seethe

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3 months

Good rule of thumb for travel: Avoid countries where you can’t drink the tap water.

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James Rehwald

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5 months

Republican Christians when they try entering heaven

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LifeMathMoney | Real Advice

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3 months

A man older than 18 has no business playing video games. You aren't a kid anymore. Stop BSing around and start playing in REAL LIFE. Instead of grinding for fake points, lift weights and try to increase your bank balance. It's a better game anyway

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9 months

Here is the list. It's constantly being added to. TGD = Total Gimmicker Death

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9 months

Gimmick accounts begging me in the DMs to remove their accounts from the list. Their income is at risk. Soon they will become helpless wagies, dependent on Elon for pocket money and putting in extra time for a bonus. NEETs don't have to worry about this. NEETs stay winning 🥂

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6 months

>face-to-face meeting with HR and my manager on Friday It's been a good run. Any tips to ace this?

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19 days

If you ever feel like your job is worthless and contributes nothing to society, Just remember there are people who call themselves "appointment setters", "closers" and "hustlers" who just schedule meetings.

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Potential closer is 1 min late. Call does not matter to me anymore. He won’t be hired.

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3 years

I am NEVER getting the vaccine. I will continue to print money by trading crypto. I will order groceries and takeaway directly to my door. I will workout in my home gym and swim in my saltwater pool. I will torrent any movie or show that I want in my home theatre. Seethe.

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9 months

This account is such a pussy. Supposedly the prince of darkness but just blocked my soyjak alt with 42 followers. I will make it my life's mission to bring down this account. Cope and seethe harder, antichrist.

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3 months

I simply refuse to believe there’s 1.6 million troons in the US

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@JadeAtrophis

3 months

oh fuck off

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LukeBarnatt

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6 months

NEVER tell @TateTheTalisman that you’re going to smoke the biggest cigar in the lounge. You’ll always lose. Powered by Johnny Blue. 💙

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F I T Z

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@RealOneNutMan > not a fan of God Interesting…

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9 months

Today was a glorious day. Endless support from friends as gimmick accounts everywhere shuddered in fear. One account with 700K followers was outed for doing a $25 vibrator promotion and quickly deleted his tweets. Gimmick accounts will die. We are just getting started.

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9 months

Another coward admits defeat. Deleting all his tweets after trying to get me reported by Elon for 'targeted harrassment'. The people have spoken. I hate the antichrist.

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8 months

>profile pic of ancient greek statue >account is run by a woman Why do we keep letting this happen?

Culture Critic

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8 months

Dear men, what is preventing you from doing this?

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9 months

Should I extend the gimmick account mute/block list to include: - gimmick accounts liking/replying to OF girls - OF girls - accounts which encourage OF girls to reply

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2 years

Picture this: you’re a 17 year old senior in high school using Inspect Element to fake Shopify sales so you can grow your following on Twitter and sell E-com courses

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Picture this: you’re a 17 yr old senior in high school making $30k a day in class And your parents still want you to go to “college”

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9 months

Women will post pictures like this online and then claim they’re getting harassed in the DMs

Tree || The Fractional Muse 🌿🌞🌊

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9 months

it starts pouring rain on the way to your car… do you panic & start running or nah?

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11 months

Someone I know is picking up his ‘wife’ after she travelled internationally, solo. Who wants to tell him?

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1 year

The elites don’t want you to know that you can lie on your resume.

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8 months

Anyone who runs an “OnlyFans” agency is sub-human scum. Of all the ways to make money, you choose to exploit women, distribute (((pornography))), lie about your earnings and mislead others to do the same. Shame on you. I hope the money was worth selling your soul.

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@kingvakalis

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In 2017, I was living in an abandoned house with 2 drug dealers from Pakistan, no food for at least 3 days only water. In 2023, I’m a multimillionaire with my own modelling agency making millions on autopilot. You overestimate what you can do in a month, and underestimate what…

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3 months

Jeets are now photoshopping my tweets, saying my wife cheated on me and left me for an Indian guy.

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Indus

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I make money from being a closer and running a sales team at an Ai company u mong Always the anons acting up

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9 months

Telling someone to hit the oil rig when I've never done an honest day of work in my life

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3 months

Just set up my Coal Vision Pro

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9 months

1) Join list 2) Mute everyone on the list 3) Click "Don't show these posts in For you" to hurt their impressions extra 4) (Optional) leave list It's literally that simple. These gimmick accounts will be back to flipping burgers within a week if this goes viral.

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8 months

Sol Brah waking up in the middle of the night:

🌞 Sol Brah 🌞

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8 months

why I like to use candles at night:

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6 months

Update: I was made redundant. Team is “rapidly expanding overseas” and my “role is no longer needed”. Job ends next week. 10K payment incoming (all proceeds going straight into ticker BITCOIN).

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6 months

>face-to-face meeting with HR and my manager on Friday It's been a good run. Any tips to ace this?

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2 months

The best part of having 20K followers is my ability to get memes whenever requested. Watch this: Can anyone send me the Chud meme where he says "It is so fucking over" he said to himself. "I am going to fucking kill myself".

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4 months

>pink wojaks are back on biz Time to buy.

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6 months

Learn from my mistakes: I got too complacent. I wasn’t even doing the bare minimum. Sooner or later, you will get found out. My punishment won’t be that I lose my job. But I’ll be forced to come into the office and closely monitored. The jig is up. It was fun while it lasted.

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>secure generational wealth by making $60M with your family >make it sound incredibly gay by calling it a “value creation arc”

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POV: you walk into the jobsite while I'm on my lunch break

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My one subscriber from Nigeria who sees me post about TND every single day.

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9 months

I take back everything I’ve said about Sol Brah

🌞 Sol Brah 🌞

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Doctors. Lawyers. Rocket engineers. Upstanding members of society.

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I genuinely believe you can only get 2-3 hours of high-quality work done a day. Anyone pretending to “hustle” for 10-12 hours a day is either lying, or just wasting their time.

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3 months

Just scrolled through MedGold's posts

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Lukas (computer) 🐂

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Learning about fentanyl years ago made me realize drugs are actually unironically dangerous now At first I was like "whatever, it's not like I use enough to overdose even if there is some in my drugs." Then I learned it only takes like 1mg to kill you and I was like "hmmmm...…

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9 months

The death of gimmick accounts cannot come soon enough:

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10 months

This is the best financial advice you’ll ever get: Introducing the Barber Test ™ Always go to a new barber. Make small talk and wait for him to ask what you do for work. Say you trade crypto. His response will tell you whether to buy or sell:

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Re-branding my entire account and taking back everything I’ve ever said because I got a job offer for $500K…

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8 months

Women get complimented all the time. Be the change you want to see in the world: insult them

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9 months

In just a week, we've had thousands of gimmick accounts muted and blocked. They've begged to be removed in the DMs. They blocked me. They blocked a bot which posts a tuxedo pepe every single day. They tried to go after me, but quickly deleted their tweets. TGD.

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6 months

This is the power of semen retention

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9 months

Just hit 15K followers. To all my new followers: stop caring. Stop stressing out over your job. Your company probably hates you and wants to pay you as little as they possibly can. Always put yourself first. Oh, and one more thing: FUCK GIMMICK ACCOUNTS 🥂

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1 year

Wrong wagie. It only took me 18 minutes to turn you into a Soyjak and hit send on this tweet.

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1 year

@NEETOCRACY Saving that image, cropping it, coming up with a snooty remark and then posting it took up a good portion of your 2-3 hour work day. Better get back to it!

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9 months

Shout-out to the anon who made a Github for the cause. Doing the Lord's work 🥂

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8 months

I get an overwhelming amount of DMs asking me for career advice. What to study, whether to go to college or not, and so on. The reality is: The Skibidi Toilet channel has 30M subscribers, 11 billion views and is probably making 50K a month in ad revenue.

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I’ve been dealing with a lot of death lately. Someone I know had his only son and only grandson (7 years old) murdered. Another family member died suddenly and unexpectedly, causing a lot of shock and grief. It can be hard to stay positive in tough times.

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@Tideoftime1 @SanguinaryGuard

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8 months

Choose your Romanian:

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>be me >coal burner mother >federal agent father >only successful business is whoring out women >live in the poorest country in europe >dad dies with $17 to his name >miss funeral >too busy making men jerk off with my brother >post ragebait on the timeline to sell courses

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The Spectator Index

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8 months

BREAKING: Elon Musk says video and audio calls are coming to X

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7 months

"If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"

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Guy who always talks about IQ but makes 48k/yr

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4 months

Here we go again.

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2 years

This belongs in the wagie hall of fame.

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9 months

Yeah I get that MK Ultra Money (doing OF promos)

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8 months

Stop scrolling. Soften your forehead. Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw. Tension and stiffness in the body builds slowly but steadily. Become more aware of your posture and breathing. You will gradually begin to live a better life. Resume scrolling.

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I will work hard at my 9-5 today ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

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zerohedge

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Brace Yourselves, Because What They Have Planned Is Going To Absolutely Devastate The US Economy

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2 years

Your employer finds your Twitter account. Do you lose your job?

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Here's what I would look like if I was black or Chinese:

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4 months

I only watched a minute of this. Some thoughts: 1. Don’t argue back with HR. It’s a losing battle and they won’t reverse their decision. 2. Any job that wants to get rid of you wasn’t worth having and isn’t worth arguing for. 3. Don’t post your exit interview on social media.

SMB Attorney

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Getting fired is tough, but it’s important to handle it with dignity. Firing someone is also hard, requiring compassion and respect. Total disaster on both sides here.

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How I spend my weekends:

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Fully grown men spending their weekends picking weeds, washing their cars & rearranging their backyards. Neutered souls Sad.

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A big account on here, with more than 200K followers, tried to get a free promotion out of me. They sent me a DM, deliberately trying to bait me into screenshotting and sharing on my feed. Nice try, but low-quality bait.

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"Doesn't it get lonely working from home? Would be great to see you in the office." "Haven't felt lonely once, actually." "I've noticed I'm more productive when I'm in the office." "Glad that works for you. I've noticed the complete opposite."

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Met someone who lived in a caravan for a year. Didn't work. Showered at nearby gyms. He wasn't based for "living off the grid." He didn't "escape the matrix." He was just an insufferable, left-leaning, hippie f*ggot. And he still is.