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KD$ign

@KnoxEndemic

3 years

Sometimes you crack yourself up with your own tweet but it doesn’t land. That’s ok it’s not for you it’s for me!

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4 months

Doing some renovation work and ummm… wtf is this

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@ramzpaul @strongstate She fell 20 feet down a cliff and broke her leg, characterizing it as simply wandering around lost isn’t right

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5 months

You’re both genetic dead ends congrats

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@ouroboros_outis You sir win the internet today 🤣

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2 years

She really reported my ass to HR for heart reacting on teams 😭💀

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28 days

“Shit… oh shit. I thought that was my taser”

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5 months

There’s a whole phenomenon on TikTok of young people who self-claim they are now functionally retarded from hitting too many homebrew concentrated thc pens during the pandemic They call it the cartdemic

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6 months

how US history what actuaIly is taught happened

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27 days

Are you serious? You put 1g aspirin in my food per day without telling me?

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1 year

@WWENikkiCross @MichaelMatteoRo Can’t believe people are saying Christopher and Adriana (who both earned their fate) when the only character who didn’t earn their untimely and brutal death was Pie-O-My

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8 months

I don’t want to hear a word about “functional strength” unless you can do this

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3 months

@max_fightzz That’s not even the context of the video. In the original post they said he was caught stealing a bun from the other guys shop

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8 months

I’ve seen some insane shit recommended on Facebook but this absolutely takes the cake:

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9 months

>guy I’m interviewing says he’s a quick learner >cool, did you take calc 3? >”no, is that relevant to job?” >perfect, I’m sending you a test on partial derivatives tomorrow, let’s see how quick you learn >he ghosts People literally have zero drive these days, it’s insane

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10 months

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10 months

They doxxed your ass dog 😂😂😭💀

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4 months

@PicturesFoIder I’m tired of all the replies that have nothing to do with the post!

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1 month

🚨 BREAKING: Footage from the road collapse earlier today Infrastructure is breaking down across this country But at least your grandchildren will know you fought racism

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6 months

In retrospect can we admit this slapped

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2 years

The inside of my head while I shop at Walmart

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4 months

One of the worst feelings in the world

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@KnoxEndemic

27 days

Memed into reality

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9 months

Forget smoke detector beep discourse, I want to know how much of this is going on 🤮

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1 year

White ppl be like

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2 years

Yooooo they spotted one of the body doubles in the wild

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8 months

Europeans can’t understand this one

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1 year

@ramzpaul To be fair “deeply racist” means essentially nothing when these ppl use it

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2 years

What’s the esoteric redpill on improving eyesight naturally

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2 years

Work realized people were using mouse jigglers to maintain active status so now we have to fill out captchas every ten minutes

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@SelfTorturer Double income no kids

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@longliveskelly Anyone looking for the film name, it’s called Blood In, Blood Out

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5 months

@Empty_America All that food costs about 3 hours of minimum wage labor, yet would be more calories than someone would eat in an entire week in the Middle Ages

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2 years

The CIA invented tilapia

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@coldhealing On one hand we can say this is “lame” but I have to be pleased that sincerity is making a comeback in pop culture. Yes it may be valid to some degree but there is something deeper that I think will spring from this. The death of irony

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1 year

@jimdaleywrites @Chicago_Reader Actually impressive to see one of the worst examples of reporting in my life

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2 years

Some guy from my high school class made a Facebook post about how being a stripper, prostitute, or onlyfans girl is not empowering and is gross. I’ve never seen such a one sided pile on by dozens of people

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6 months

My friend kept bragging that he could finally bench 225, so I went with him to the gym and he maxxed out at 2 plates. I was like, are you warming up? He said no that’s 225, I was confused. Turns out he counts the bar 🤣🤣 Keep working at it lil man but 180 is impressive too

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@HannahBerrelli This guy doesn’t look like the incel stereotype to me… photo via victim from tiktok

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7 months

@mrconfino And yet we have thousands or tens of thousands of people all across our countries hitting the streets in support of all this, unimpeded

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@KnoxEndemic

2 years

@Aella_Girl Exactly, it would be just like adult porn, there’s no more production because the market is already flooded

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@KnoxEndemic

1 year

@lndian_Bronson @DisgracedProp *guy whose culture war on a specific sub-brand began 3 weeks ago*: “Siri pull up parent brand’s stock price for last six months”

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1 year

@NBCNews Stop waving around that flag that symbolizes a militant ideology for starters

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@KnoxEndemic

5 months

My grandparents bought this house in 1972 on a single income, he was a public school teacher

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@KnoxEndemic

3 months

Sage green with copper roof? I think yes!

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@KnoxEndemic

3 months

@okimstillhungry This is what every 3 year old was like before 2012

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@KnoxEndemic

1 year

@Cobratate Top G, one of your biggest supporters is on the online reality show fishtank rn. Over 50k viewers constantly. You should show some support 💪

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4 months

@LeaMaric The Venn diagram of this and the people thinking food is spoiled after 30 minutes of touching air is a circle

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5 months

Hear me out

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6 months

@FortniteBR Did they really have to go and mess all of this up? What was wrong the first time?

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@KnoxEndemic

2 years

If you’re in your 20s and you aren’t looksmaxxing, fitnessmaxxing, incomemaxxing, relationshipmaxxing, and funmaxxing you’re destined to be a loser

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5 months

@dumbbitchcap Nah dude was right and tried multiple times. Should he have turned around and gone back, yes, but the whole scenario is irritating and guarantee this isn’t the first time. He’s going out of his way to do her chore and she gave incomplete info and was unresponsive

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@thechosenberg He didn’t have Doordash?

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People who take 20 minutes out of their day to do anything health related probably have better health. I bet if you sat on the floor in your closet in the dark for 20 minutes a day chanting “I am healthy I am healthy” you’ll prob beat the control group

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You need to be sauna maxxing, imminently 4-7 sauna sessions per week cuts the chance of dying from a sudden heart attack by more than half 20+ minute sauna sessions were optimal

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2 years

@diamondmolar Getting the ick when he takes you to a five star restaurant because him eating reminds you he’s nothing but a hungry animal

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6 months

Every intelligent 23-25 year old who gets a corporate job seems to become a doomer. Wow this is life, nothing is fair, nothing good will ever happen, society is uniquely bad now, I got screwed. You can really see it on here. I was like this at that time, and it was pre-2020

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@TheBardolator Want to ruin this one next

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TIL that in the civil war the more rural south made their hardtack with tallow which was in abundance, while the industrial north made theirs with vegetable oil

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@KnoxEndemic

2 years

@BrentScher @GraduatedBen She (and all of them) boiled the frog way too quick. They coulda got away with it too

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4 months

@knewter It’s tough because: A) these people don’t want to be doing this B) they are threading a legal needle C) there’s literally nothing she can say that will get her to keep her job, it just becomes a grievance session But it sucks. Joining a quickly expanding company is a coin flip

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Guy I know making $150k WFH said his company was going woke and it was annoying. I said I know a guy who needs help with his landscaping biz, he’s not woke at all and it pays $15/hr

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The color of the fruit will change as soon as the photo is liked.

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@NoCapFights I’m sick of all the replies that have nothing to do with the video

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3 months

@CureBore @PicturesFoIder A super genius: solves free unlimited energy A bunch of first year engineering students at Reddit: yeah some of these equations are actually right but I don’t get it, therefore it’s psychosis

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@PicturesFoIder Good man stands up for a kid in the gym ❤️

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@9mm_smg Like moths to a flame

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@tired_sun_aeiou Bending a bar

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@MOGAURAS I invite you to post a video of you bending a 3/4 inch piece of rebar, my oomfies will reimburse you

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1 month

Your 9 year old will only eat mcnuggets and candy, and will literally go for “weeks” eating absolutely nothing if you don’t give her them. Wyd?

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wait this is so sad and crazy

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@SocDoneLeft Some things never change

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@KnoxEndemic

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Weightlifting seems mainstream if you do it but it really isn’t. Maybe a sizeable minority of men ever lift, and far fewer do it seriously Gym bros are often convinced that most men can bench 2 plates when in reality it’s probably under 10%

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NIKE just launched 🏋️‍♀️ Weight lifting equipment like barbells, plates, kettlebells and squat racks for home, and all @NIKE branded Lifting weights seems to be finally going mainstream! via @NapierHolland

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2 years

6 more weeks of white boy summer

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11 months

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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@KnoxEndemic

3 years

@FoodInsider I just want to swim in that cheese

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@vermontaloe You conspiracy theorists can’t wait two seconds before you start huh

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5 months

These refrigerated drawers are the new trendy item in kitchens Do you think they’ll last or just be a fad?

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1 year

@NYDailyNews Interesting way to spin this, and all the others on the car assisting him including another black guy holding him down? They all just spontaneously colluded to kill someone for absolutely no reason?

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10 months

Important to know that if you have “half-moons” on all of your fingers that means you have cancer

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2 years

Started brainlessly saying zogslop irl, luckily it hasn’t slipped in mixed company, be careful who you read on here

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@JoeExotic Yawn

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1 year

@ElijahSchaffer @ltwombly93 This is so sad, normal day in MAGA country I guess

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3 months

The part of the Miami trip y’all don’t show 🙈

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@hourly_shitpost @Yippiekiyay6 Tfw 8 hours into a Pokémon speed run when a move misses and you have to reset because that extra 12 seconds will ruin you

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@mardybumnn Lmao I’m riffing off something else but good to know it spread that far

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@FortniteBR I enjoyed watching the OG map get nuked forever

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@iamyesyouareno Imagine if the roles were reversed!

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@LozzaFox Why is the immediate solution not “swift and harsh punishment across the board” they always go into this mumbo jumbo about the community. It makes no sense

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1 year

@wigger Tell Vance we want his alpha to come out and knock off the sigma silence

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@KnoxEndemic

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Landlord Twitter: New little money hack I found. I subdivided one of my San Francisco units into 25 apartments and rent them for $1800 each Problem is the bathroom situation, 25 to 1 is just not tenable anymore. Ideas?

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@abyssal_idiot I wouldn’t call this guy comically fat, he’s functionally massive

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1 year

@mehdirhasan 99% of murders in Japan are Japanese-on-Japanese, 99% of murders in Honduras are Honduran-on-Honduran, therefore we conclude the murder rates in Japan and Honduras are similar

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It’s funny how discipline and ethics are now considered “generational trauma” No wonder millennials and Gen Z are all pansy asses

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@spectatorindex This is crazy because I have legitimately never met an LGBT person in real life

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@PicturesFoIder Update for everyone wondering, a local swimming was able to lend him goggles and he retrieved it after about 25 minutes of searching. A happy ending and a lesson learned! 🥰

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