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doomer

@uncledoomer

3 months

living here and doing a work from home laptop job as a “project manager” 😌

Appalachian Aesthetics

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@PartiEquinoxe

@yonaka_nemu

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@AliLidar

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@uncledoomer

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average cadillac buyer

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@uncledoomer

3 years

lets get it boys

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@uncledoomer

3 years

fellas, the women have you convinced that cargo shorts are unsexy because they dont want you carrying around useful tools and trinkets. dont be fooled

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@uncledoomer

2 years

im feeling wild tonight sir, please add 25 calories to my sandwich

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doomer

@uncledoomer

5 months

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️

@mrexits

5 months

In a strange twist of fate, today I watched a robot commit suicide

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doomer

@uncledoomer

10 months

this is what happens when public transportation gets too safe

rosey🌹

@thechosenberg

10 months

Unspeakable levels of whiteness on display

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doomer

@uncledoomer

1 year

this is what its all about. just hanging out with the boys building contraptions

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@uncledoomer

8 months

imagine my shock. a rich famous musician. doing cocaine. i am downright appalled. i am clutching my pearls so hard that im cutting off circulation

Rap World

@rapworldbr

8 months

❄️⚡️⚡️⚡️

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doomer

@uncledoomer

8 months

breaking bad had an entire character arc dedicated to a guy who was this annoying about making coffee and it ended with him getting shot in the fucking face

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@uncledoomer

1 month

america is so fucking beautiful

Kenny Webster

@KennethRWebster

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Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together

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doomer

@uncledoomer

5 months

latinas immediately after turning 40:

Dr. Jebra Faushay

@JebraFaushay

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According to a recent study at a top university, this is the ideal body shape.

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doomer

@uncledoomer

3 months

THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA YEARN FOR APPALACHIAN MYSTICISM

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@uncledoomer

3 years

how many times must we do this

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@uncledoomer

1 year

we dont ask questions we get the job done

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doomer

@uncledoomer

6 months

do we have to let it cool before we can build a dollar general on it?

Curiosity

@MAstronomers

6 months

🚨 NEWS: New island appears after the eruption of an underwater volcano in Japan.

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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you need to be turning your autistic son into an unstoppable killing machine by first maxxing out his agility stat

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

22 days

Could you imagine having this as a kid? This is like an autistic dream. We would have shit our pants. The parents let him build a tactile playground. Incredible 👏🏼

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doomer

@uncledoomer

3 months

“you see mr tucker, in your country, you live in constant fear of being shown what you would look like if you were black or chinese. in russia, we do not have such things”

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@uncledoomer

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@uncledoomer

2 months

every so often i log on to this app and i see someone sharing a story of them doing something so genius and schizoid and outside the box that it inspires me to become more clever and deranged

Kane 謝凱堯

@kane

2 months

in the 2000s my university charged like $300 for summer storage BUT you could buy surplus FIM-29 Stinger launcher cases for $200 so i put my clothes and books in one, sunk it in the river by my dorm, and retrieved it fall semester they’re hard to find now and i regret selling it

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doomer

@uncledoomer

3 months

poster goes hard. id hang that shit in my foyer

Soviet Visuals

@sovietvisuals

3 months

"Alcohol is a cause of accidents at work" Soviet poster, 1987.

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doomer

@uncledoomer

7 months

>leave malaysia for the first time >captured by hamas

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@uncledoomer

6 months

if taylor swift and travis kelce have a baby, it will usher in a new american baby boom as millions of 25-35yo women follow suit. not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families. a new golden era for america

shannon 🪶

@holygroundsound

6 months

WHY AM I ACTUALLY CRYING

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doomer

@uncledoomer

4 months

its crazy how israel sends its most busted hoes to the united states to do tiktoks, and sends its most certified baddies straight into a war zone to get domed by a $15 dollar drone

🪬🎭

@DejaRu22

4 months

Found this interesting video on X What do you think?

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doomer

@uncledoomer

10 months

i may have just stumbled upon the deal of a fucking lifetime

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@uncledoomer

2 years

the cop fucking spawn camped her

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@uncledoomer

2 years

you think a shrimp fried this rice?

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@uncledoomer

8 days

open fire from the 32nd floor of the mandalay bay hotel with no clear motive

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doomer

@uncledoomer

1 year

it sucks living in america, a country where no ethnic food is allowed. time for my state mandated cheeseburger again

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@AlkiHistoriker

1 year

I wish Americans weren't so xenophobic so we could have the best fast food ever.

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doomer

@uncledoomer

6 months

this is where george washington and his army stopped to get cookie batter coolattas and maple glazed crullers

taylor

@GeorgeTaylorG

6 months

I fuck with this sort of thing

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doomer

@uncledoomer

4 years

its me im sickos

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doomer

@uncledoomer

3 months

can someone explain to me what is wrong with having a house like this? it seems quite nice

FbF

@FistedFoucault

3 months

Americans be like "No Russkie can ever even dream of living in a house like mine!"....and then live in an aluminum siding shithole like this.

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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“yeah my grandpa died in da holocaust too. he fell out of a guard tower”

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doomer

@uncledoomer

3 months

we are entering another golden era for dudes who look a little funky. if youre a white guy who looks a little weird with it, its your time to shine

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@uncledoomer

3 months

“marine, what is that button on your armor?” “a nofap button sir” “and what is that youve got written on your helmet?” "’born to goon’, sir.” “‘born to goon’ and nofap? is that some kind of sick joke?” “i think i was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir”

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doomer

@uncledoomer

4 months

2024 FULLY TAPPED IN

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@uncledoomer

2 years

the function of this lifestyle is to give these people a taste of what life is like as an elite so that they will loyally and unquestioningly serve the elite class, but never ascend to their level. its like giving a dog a little treat right from the table

RAW EGG NATIONALIST

@Babygravy9

2 years

New adult daycare video just dropped.

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doomer

@uncledoomer

3 years

bruh the fuck is even going on

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doomer

@uncledoomer

15 days

hitting the pen before meeting my gf’s parents

Classic Rock In Pics

@crockpics

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Johnny Cash having a smoke before going on stage at Folsom Prison, 1968

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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people like make points about how american food is all poison. but what it really means is the average american is a million times spiritually stronger than the average european, since americans were all forged in the fires of consuming nothing but various poisons since birth

Out of Context Human Race

@NoContextHumans

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US vs. UK Fanta.

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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imagine your girl watches this happen to you and gets the ick

Insider Paper

@TheInsiderPaper

1 month

WATCH - Student being blown over due to massive wind while trying to get to the University of Kentucky campus

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@uncledoomer

1 year

muscle man competition at the jfk assassination

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@uncledoomer

4 months

oh, youre fantasizing about having a “hard time” with some “strong men”??

Roman History

@romanhistory1

4 months

The circle of history

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@uncledoomer

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〽️ax krieger is building meter

@MaxKriegerVG

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thinking about moving into the grotto below the costco

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@uncledoomer

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i love your sandwich babe the big ones scare me

Uncle Jordy’s Burner Account

@Shenk36

28 days

. @SUBWAY do I need to call my attorney??

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@uncledoomer

1 year

loving this new grindset tiktok trend where you defraud banks for money.

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@uncledoomer

7 months

absolutely stanced up

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@uncledoomer

6 months

the european mind cannot comprehend this

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@uncledoomer

1 year

autism be damned the boy can score a film

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@uncledoomer

2 months

going up to the counter at the gas station with two monsters, a bag of pork rinds, and a sleeve of zyn and dropping the salam alaikum on the clearly indian cashier

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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bro he used carbon fiber and titanium. carbon fiber is electrically conductive and higher on the galvanic series than titanium. in a salt water solution thats a guarantee of galvanic corosion. the submarine was literally eating itself.

stonking.com

@stonking

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CEO Stockton Rush: "I have broken some rules to make this. (…) The carbon fibre and titanium there is a rule that you don’t do that. Well, I did.“ #Titanic #OceanGate #Titan

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@uncledoomer

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U.S. Postal Service

@USPS

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Have you considered rizzing them up with a letter? 🤔

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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women will do that thing where they get mad at you for something you did in their dream literally as soon as you are born

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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something about the muted colors, the screams of dying men, makes this seem like a far more real and harrowing play experience than call of duty or battlefield. the zoomer generation is hardening themselves against the brutality of war in peparation to be drafted into world war 3

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance

@FalconryFinance

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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theres a company that sells an ai chat bot that sexts with you and theyre advertising it using wojaks

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@uncledoomer

2 years

me on my way to do 70 in a 25mph school zone

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@uncledoomer

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?????

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@uncledoomer

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wow bruno mars is looking rough!!

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@uncledoomer

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men will literally spend countless hours turning aluminum welding wire into a chainmail blanket to sleep under instead of going to therapy

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@uncledoomer

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when i see this video i immediately transform into an obese turkish man smiling as my belly bounces to the beat of a song with the lyrics “skibidi dop dop yes yes yes”

i like food

@messedupfoods

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here's your 3lb meat worm

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doomer

@uncledoomer

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how blissful it is to be unaware that if a guys room looks like this hes either gay or planning to chop you into pieces

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@uncledoomer

2 years

europoors cant comprehend this level of true love

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@uncledoomer

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i was in europe once and i saw a barista pour tap water for a local. when it was my turn to order, i ordered espresso and a tap water. they acted like they had no idea what i was talking about. i just stood there and repeated myself until they begrudgingly gave me the tap water.

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@uncledoomer

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Fat Kid Deals

@FatKidDeals

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TikTok Remote Control for $22.49!

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@uncledoomer

4 months

the more videos of feral hogs i see, the more i truly believe the 30-50 feral hogs guy is one of the most vindicated twitter posters of all time

Jared Bell

@jaredadairbell

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“What do you need an AR-15 for?”

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@uncledoomer

1 year

we are like less than a day away from someone running a hitler speech through this filter

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@uncledoomer

3 years

gaylord supreme 🐐

@m0thpiss

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a lot of anticapitalist art is extremely fatphobic send tweet

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@uncledoomer

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if you feel like youre just totally done with america, you could take this on direct deposit and live like a king in a non extradition country until the statute of limitations on the debt is up

Dan Nouement

@nomanautomata

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Credit Karma offers you a huge, unsolicited loan at high interest in case you feel like ruining your life

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doomer

@uncledoomer

10 months

whoever invents an app that allows you to gamble while having scripted interactions with a girl that has elf ears on will be a fucking trillionaire

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@uncledoomer

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guy with a 1776 tattoo and a dont tread on me bumper sticker getting mad that theyre tearing the queen statue down

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@uncledoomer

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to save you the time of reading this, he made a coffee brand for dogs and quit after only making $65k

EDDIE CHENG

@ecomEddie

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Look at this guy. He’s a millionaire who went homeless as a social experiment. His goal? Prove that anyone can make $1M in 12 months with just a phone. The story of Mike Black and what happened next:

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@uncledoomer

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bro what the fuck i made this image

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@uncledoomer

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what the fuck is goblin mode. next thing youre telling me youre orcpilled. not gonna make it because your a dwarfcel. an elfed up shorty. busting it down centaur style

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@uncledoomer

5 months

me after the first 6mg zyn hits my gums at 7:30am

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@uncledoomer

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the boomers did exactly this for 60 years, thats why they have multiple properties and boats and fat retirement portfolios. its a lot harder to cement yourself into the middle class by doing art or being a dj or any other “cool” profession. the tradeoff is doing a boring desk job

Denzel22

@DenzelVelasque3

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This is basically selling your soul, it’s so pointless

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@uncledoomer

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the european mind cannot comprehend this

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@uncledoomer

1 year

this is an average cadillac buyer

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@uncledoomer

6 months

this guy narrowly edges out the foo fighters as “most reddit musical artist of all time”

Rock

@TheCensoredRock

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Ok this is a banger 🤘🏻

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@uncledoomer

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the european mind cannot comprehend this

The Ball Is Orange

@theballisorange

5 months

How the hell is there a market for this many energy drinks at a gas station in Warwick, Rhode Island

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@uncledoomer

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got my johnson shot today (was cleaning my gun and blew off my penis)

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@uncledoomer

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the saudis after two domestic light beers

Pubity

@pubity

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Saudi Arabia is lifting it’s alcohol ban after 72 years

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@uncledoomer

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your hut looks like shit dude

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from what i can gather, this about sums up the new google AI image generator

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@uncledoomer

3 years

greetings weary traveller, one of us eats hot chip and lies. the other eats hot chip and tells the truth. you may pass if you can tell which of us is bisexual and which one needs to charge they phone.

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@uncledoomer

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i will not i will not live in the eat the pod bugs

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@uncledoomer

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me when i see the waitress bringing my 20 piece out the kitchen at buffalo wild wings

₭𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐢 🎒

@ohkanobii

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why as a grown ass man are you full blown cryin at your wedding. this shii so corny man.

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@uncledoomer

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the reason i know i wouldnt have died on 9/11 is not because i think im especially badass or anything (although i do), its because the plane hit the first tower at 8:46am and if i worked in those towers id be rolling in the office at like 10:30 every day