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KAMALA IS A COP. Rogue Neel Kolhatkar fan account. Underpaid yoga instructor. TAMU ‘18.

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Joined July 2009
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The fattest of moods rn, June.... @shoe0nhead
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I went to work for 3 hours and my mom gave the dog a "fuck my shit up fam" haircut.
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"Why are all these women speaking up for male victims?" BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS SHIT ON THEM WHEN THEY DO IT THEMSELVES
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If you think you can discredit Milo by virtue-signalling how bad his ideas are while backing out of being on a panel with him you're a joke.
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$7 million divorce settlement and this trashy hack can’t be assed to buy just ONE BRA.
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@shoe0nhead June, I physically recoiled
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Fav exchange I’ve had with twitter activists. Activist: My conclusion is based on THIS statistic. Me: Hey you inflated that number *includes original source* Activist:... what’s important is that we talk about the issue, not the numbers Me: then why’d you lie about the numbers?
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Chloe Bennet: the film industry is racist towards Asians Also Chloe Bennet: *dates the guy who publicly disrespected Japanese culture and filmed a dead body in the suicide forest* Me:
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. @Sargon_of_Akkad 's new video summed up
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The jokes write themselves. #FeministAMovie
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@lenadunham he probably thought you'd accuse him of rape
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Broke: disagreeing with presidential candidates Woke:
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cyberbullying presidential candidates
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"HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MISS TWENTY-SOMETHING MULTI-MILLIONAIRE????" - @Sargon_of_Akkad
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#IAmAFeminist because I selectively apply dictionary definitions when it benefits me
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I can’t with the lying and manipulation. They really think we’re stupid. Casey Anthony never called 911. Her mom, CINDY, called clearly distraught when she learned Caylee was missing and Casey had to be prompted by the operator to come to the phone and explain herself. Unreal.
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“sHoW Me WhEre AmBeR LiEd oR cOmMiTTed pErJuRY!!1!” Me:
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#IAmAFeminist Stop overusing the "rape" and "harassment". Some guy checking you out on the bus isn't rape & disagreement isn't harassment.
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You posted it publicly..... anyone can use it now.
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#NationalFlipFlopDay HILLARY'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY
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I have seen it all.
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I AM FUCKUNG HOWLING @TomsAllende @LongMfer
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Funniest thing I’ll see all week.
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@BCapJe @lenadunham she needs to gain some general fucking self awareness like yesterday
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Best Genderless Actor in a Non-Binary Leading Role. #MillennialOscarCategories
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@Halalcoholism Me once I got to that fifth sentence.
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Hey @JustinTrudeau , @Lauren_Southern was assaulted 4 her views. How's the "make Canada safe for women" thing going?
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#LoveIsLove I'm sorry for your loss but there are people who are brutally murdered for being gay in other countries
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#GrowingUpInTexas home of the world's largest cult
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@galacticcyborg @shoe0nhead Ugh imagine being a man who was raped/sexually abused and reading that garbage hot take...
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I want a sitcom about these two.
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This woman is a psychiatrist…
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@shoe0nhead >don't shave pits >"idc if men don't find this attractive" >man likes your unshaven pits >what do?
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@neontaster that lace bra is too sexual put her in a burkha
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"I'm an anarchist but I think the government should control speech." Shut the fuck up.
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“Rehome her 30+ y/o friends” like they’re stray cats or something and not grown ass free-loading adults.
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It's 2016 and women with smartphones are still acting like being proven wrong on Twitter is the same as getting acid thrown on you.
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As I scroll through the ppl tweeting #ResistCapitalism I'm seeing.... 17 year olds, Liberal Arts Majors, Feminists, and Bernie Sanders Lol
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There's a student with a learning disability going up and saying hi to people at this coffee shop. I'm glad Clementine Ford isn't here.
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Hope Solo sure hates getting beaten for someone who put her sister in law and underage nephew in the hospital.
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"Soon we won't be allowed to have villains in movies bc they do bad things." - @shoe0nhead & @ArmouredSkeptic
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LADIES SWITCH YOUR MAJOR FROM GENDER STUDIES TO PETROLEUM ENGINEERING TO ACHIEVE #EqualPay
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#WhatWomenWantIn5Words Feminists, stop speaking for me.
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@2gay2lift I which cackled at these reviews.
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@HuffPostWomen this is definitive proof that western women have no real problems
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@WomenPostingLs Just... fucking... talk to him!!1!
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@xbiscaynebaex @devincf HAHAHAHA "male attention" is my favorite excuse for dismissing women who don't agree with you
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@eplawyer @Angenette5 @KlasfeldReports @LawCrimeNetwork @lawcrimenews Uh, because it was the son of the elderly man who was summoned and they both have the same name and live in the same address? There seems to be a lot you are unaware of in this case and the on this matter so here is a great place to start 🥰
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Interview from 2013. Depp details being legally blind in left eye, & struggling with sightedness issues in right. “I normally can only see a few inches from my face.” This woman battered her blind husband. #AmberHeardlsAnAbuser #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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"Muhammad Was A Feminist"
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. @Lauren_Southern and I's summer to do list ◽️stop being fat ◽️maintain fabulous blonde hair ◽️smash globalists
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Day 72 of trying to figure out how Rebecca’s brain works…
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Amazing. 😂 by @plebcomics
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You can be pro gun rights while acknowledging that it should be harder for certain ppl to have access to guns you simpletons. #SanBernadino
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This was not well thought out.
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"How can I make 9/11 about me.": the thread.
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schway lex!
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White people cant ever let go of 9/11, a single day in our history, but want you to get over 300 years of racial oppression lol
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"I deserve the same sentence for raping a minor as any man." #NoWomanEver
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I am lost as to how “Amber Heard only hooked up with 30+ people during their separation period from June to August 2016 in the penthouses that Depp still had access to.” does ANYTHING other than solidify that she was not afraid of him in any way, shape or form. Unreal.
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Liberals trying to defend Hillary for laughing at a 12 y/o victim after acquitting her rapist while losing it over the Trump Tapes
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@Ghostbusters you guys have rally low expectations of women
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@reidstars I’m scared of this abuser and her attention seeking behavior, but whatever, keep at your weird hobby of finding any little way to defend her, I guess…
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@jessismiles__ The way she has treated you is shockingly similar to how my “friend” treated me when I was SAed... She has gotten the hint, apologized and left me alone however. I pray this can happen for you soon ❤️
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“I just want to focus on raising my daughter.” >One year later - unemployed, blacklisted and running out of money >Still has a nanny Literally incapable of being truthful or genuine.
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Amber Heard is seen in Madrid, Spain.
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@Zam00422637 @Halalcoholism Literally how I described this tweet when I sent it to a friend...
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Well this is awkward.
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Breaking News: @NFL to fine players that honored 9/11 victims with shoes.
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. @JustinTrudeau "Basically Trudeau fan fiction" Heh
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“Florida Man sets the Washington Post ablaze with a single tweet” I love this app 😭 @hamcarless
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Me in the voting booth if I'm forced to choose between Trump and Hillary
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@gogreen18 I hope you're okay with getting sued by the YouTubers you smeared as rapists to further your channel's narrative 😊😊😊😊😊
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God bless this post.
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She’s claimed 2011, 2012, and 2013 as the “first incident” in three different recountings. You really need to get your facts together before insulting other peoples intelligence…
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@Bobette_Bryan @DeniseDT It says so much about you that you think Judy (who was hired and approved by BOTH LEGAL TEAMS) being acknowledged/thanked for her tedious job of typing out 120+ hours of court proceedings is “JOHNNY BEING MANIPULATIVE” Y’all would probably spit at your assistant like Amber did.
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When you ask someone to talk about politics without referencing an event from a Harry Potter book.
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@dhookstead Ricky gon be found dead by “suicide” later tonight....
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Two of these women endured horrific abuse and you’re… [checks notes] …making fun of their looks because they don’t stand by your abusive idol?
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Why are the women who support JD even though it's a vested interest so ugly? I don't understand how they support a molester and rapist even if they are abused or beaten! Their lies have turned into ugliness on their faces!! #ExpertsForAmberHeard Helena Bonham Carter
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@SideshowBe @TheNamesQ Even excluding that, the math aint mathing. “24 year old girlfriend” So these texts would be from 2010… when he was still with Vanessa… and not dating AH…
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@TIME you have impressively low expectations of women
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@taliabenamy I have never seen a better example of projection issues and first world problems
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@AnaKasparian @6ame You A L L flipped out live on air. There's no right side or moral high ground. Absolute embarrassment to journalism.
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And that’s it because then I get blocked.
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So GQ posted this 13 hours after Forbes posted their piece confirming the authenticity of the cite’s audience rating. Stop this shit already.
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@Mike_P_Williams @meltonwhiz @shoe0nhead have you given an example of legal rights men have that women don't like Chloe asked?
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@Cosmopolitan Do one for best female booty/booby bounce.
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I'd rather get spit-roasted by Paul Ryan and Ted Cruz than get any kind of support from you.
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Even if you're a woman who doesn't like me or my politics I am FOR you. No matter what. With love. That's feminism and it's saved me. xx
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*spittake* BITCH DID YOU JUST EQUATE YOURSELF TO STATELESS PEOPLE FLEEING WAR FROM YOUR MANSION???
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"A fifteen y/o girl wearing a crop top is too sexualized." Please never go on Instagram I don't think your delicate morals can handle it.
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Are we ready to have the conversation about how this “telling my truth” movement/discourse emboldened a lot of bad actors that were among us, some of them being criminals, abusers and literal child killers?
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@ethanstarot @kattenbarge I’m sorry but her calling you “babe” reeks of manipulation, especially since this shows this is the first time she’s ever messaged you (at least on IG) yet she’s acting all friendly. Hell no.
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@GellertDepp @JusticeSquad2 It’s how you say “fvck you” in legal jargon 😭😭😭
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@BBCWorld why you trying to tell people how to think?
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That's the thing with you plastics, you think everyone is in love with you when really everyone hates you.
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@neontaster James deserves an Oscar for getting through that take without laughing at her delivery.
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