@Hermit_Thrush
i would love to use ai to add my voice to a game and then find out that it's the loser character who isnt getting laid and gets no pussy and then the game hacks my banking information
@MichaelJPartyka
ATTENTION ALL PARENTS
DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN WITHIN 300 FEET OF MIKE PARTYKA
DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO SPEAK WITH MIKE PARTYKA
IF YOU WITNESS MIKE PARTYKA SPEAKING TO OR TOUCHING A CHILD CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY
DO NOT ALLOW MIKE PARTYKA TO TOUCH YOUR CHILD
@wifekisser303
he gestures with his fingers slightly too much when talking about thursday night football and her instagram says she is in a "queer relationship"
david attenborough documentaries 35 years ago: the baby elephant uses mud as sunscreen to protect its sensitive ears
david attenborough documentaries now: the elephant corpses littler the landscape. the genocide of earth is our sin and our fate
@baldrstar
I'm hearing you say that you find this communication style upsetting and that's okay! Your feelings are totally valid! This is a safe space for you to express yourself!
@daveloach2
when the nazi chokes out the girl while rubbing her feet and she moans as she dies while he touches her feet and shoes, thats when i knew i was experiencing cinema
@Sturgeons_Law
*killing a politician and releasing a list of demands for the government* usually doesn't lead to the government following the list of demands to the letter and with precision but we live in a society now
@debdrens
I think they genuinely do believe this and this is why they feel like their faith provides them carte blanche to do anything and use any tactic to get whatever they want
📍Today I joined .
@MeghanMcCain
on her new podcast “Meghan McCain Has Entered the Chat.”
🍵We spill all the tea and exchange lots of laughs. Stay tuned!
(So much better than .
@TheView
)
@SweatieAngle
this is like the equivalent of finding a book called something like "raising a retarded son: loving him and his limitations" in your parents bedroom
If you can put aside Kanye's grotesque antisemitism, this is one of the funniest clips of all time. The cadence and the delivery rivals some of the best Trump content.
@TwistyOnline
Once a mod called me gay and changed my avatar to two anime girls kissing and then i didnt have enough money to remove it. its still like that
@GarbageApe
I work in a neonatal unit and whenever a Republican mother gives birth I slip the baby a triple dose of the autism trans twitch streamer shot while she is expelling the placenta
@punished_cait
It's amazing that these people have just enough functional brain activity to work and eat and jack off but not enough to do anything that could potentially make them mildly anxious
@quantian1
US war plans like can we fit enough rapid dragon drops between the day we declare war on europe and the next presidential election? should we double the sorties? and Israel is just going to leeroy jenkins into fallujah with their tesla model s tanks
@Richard57941301
Hello. Welcome to the James Archive. I'm your host and the museum's curator, The Post Sorceror. Today we have a special limited collection of loot and treasure tweets on display at the north gallery on the fourth floor. Please enjoy your time with us.
@punished_cait
my fatass dog managed to eat out the inside of an entire onion loaf once, the cat knocked it off a high shelf and he ate a hole in the plastic and then ate the whole inside part of it