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Ardent belieber. Proud sesquisexual activist. Pronouns: our/your. ADULTS ONLY!! 18+

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Joined December 2009
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@Hermit_Thrush
Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️
5 months
It's famously very satisfying to hear your own voice played back to you. Famous for being a great thing that people love
@NextGenPlayer
Hunter 🎮
5 months
EA new patent would allow players to voice characters in games themselves You would input speech and then the tech would replicate your voice for in-game characters Would you use this? 🤔 See more:
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@AstuteCFO the lincoln memorial turly is really a stunning momument to the noble ancient greeks
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@elonconomy @allahliker @elonmusk elon musk is nowhere near the most successful entrepreneur of all time but i can't deny that he has procreated many times
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@johnvvariety i open by offering a werthers
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@bartsimsonreal Why would the car ask for this if it wasn’t what the car wanted.
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@Hermit_Thrush
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james bond got strapped naked to a chair without a seat and the bad guy beat his balls
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@JarJarFan69 @lookabee83 staged for virality
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@AstuteCFO it's called tel aviv because people there tell avivid story
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@woodmuffin a huge jet easily has that much volume
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The eclipse folks, the eclipse... They told us not to look. (crowd boos) they said don't look. you need special glasses. (hunches over mic) how about we take a little peek, what do you say? (crowd roars)
@missjellinsky
The Only Living Dead Girl in New York
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They let me preview the eclipse and it’s a gorgeous combination of orbs let me tell you folks it’s gonna be fantastic, you’re not gonna believe it its the most incredible combination of orbs you’ve ever seen, you’ve never seen such a combination of orbs this incredible people
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@allahliker i really miss the golden age of message boards. but it will never return. just like the wild west disappeared when the fences were built...
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@allahliker You date one white power billionaire and suddenly you're a "nazi" even though your'e not german. this is the woke culture gone mad
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@AstuteCFO seems real to me. real boring
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@SweatieAngle There are meaner names like "Fucker" or "Bitch"
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My gf lives in one of those hamas tunnels and that's why there is no pic of her and you don't hear from her
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@Hermit_Thrush
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They gave me a hate name — Hermit Flush
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@neonwario are you referring to that famous long thin country of Chile
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It's so fucked up that no one came to their aid when they were dying in the gas chambers. I'm glad it stopped happening somehow though
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Jake Wallis Simons
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Don’t threaten us with cutting off your aid. It will not work. I am not a Jew with trembling knees. I am a proud Jew with 3,700 years of civilized history. Nobody came to our aid when we were dying in the gas chambers and ovens. Nobody came to our aid when we were striving to
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@AstuteCFO It’s way too late to make money with a podcast idea
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oh no im doing 55 instead of 65. Better get up close to the vehicile in front of me which i think means i am moving faster because i am r*******
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@Hermit_Thrush
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lol. If you care about your safety you should buy a car with crumple zones not a giant slab of bulletproof metal
@Teslaconomics
Teslaconomics
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Any person that really cares about their safety should have this beast
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@allahliker i just don't understand how people could react with humor to dark situations. i've never seen this before...
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@allahliker IQ is very scientific as long as you understand that I measures only how well one does on an IQ test
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True thrush heads are thrilled that I’m getting back into math
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Lmfao
@mtgreenee
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
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The Earth spins at roughly 1,000 miles per hour. We have no idea we are even moving. Don’t ever let anyone tell you God’s not real.
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@Hermit_Thrush
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I wish severe mental illness hadn’t messed my life up. Oh well
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@yesitsmyaccount It was bad writing — the kind of writing that makes you long for a better ghostwriter
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i've noticed my ass smells if i don't take a shower for a couple days
@nypost
New York Post
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Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
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@AstuteCFO @getfiscal “Cash back” is incoherent because “cash” is one of the most pernicious social constructs out there.
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@allahliker I would be shocked and surprised if I found myself in a vacuum
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"Semenpenis"
@nypostsports
New York Post Sports
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Angel Reese reveals what she whispered into Caitlin Clark’s ear during hug after LSU’s loss to Iowa
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@lookabee83 why must you stab directly into my heart
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@allahliker @lindayaX @elonmusk hey im trying to click on these ads but they dont work. can you link me
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@allahliker what do you think the biggest gamergate in history was? I think the worst gamergate ever was slavery
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Once in a while when I’m not rotating a 4d polyhedron in my head I think about the little people who fill out forms…
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@AstuteCFO he was a genius in other areas
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@Hermit_Thrush
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*record scratch* yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got into this mess. let's rewind a bit...
@GatorsDaily
Gators Daily 🐊
7 months
oh god oh fuck
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@Hermit_Thrush
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Several of the Pokémon would probably give their owners cancer
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@DeputyWarlock True. I was a fool
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i found this in my neighbor's trash can
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@AstuteCFO most guys only need one stroke i guess
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old heads remember when you would be stuck for six hours in a game not knowing what to do next
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@SarahisCensored the prefix cis- is directly from latin and it means "on the same side". this is the antonym of trans- which is also from latin and means "on the other side", "beyond", etc. the prefixes cis- and trans- have been common antonyms in chemistry for a long time
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@yesitsmyaccount I would simply not purchase it. That price is more than I'm willing to pay.
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@Hermit_Thrush
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Mario says he's in it to save the Princess. Our investigative reporters uncovered something shocking: on the course of his "rescue", Mario amassed more than 10,000 gold coins.
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@Hermit_Thrush
Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️
3 months
I would simply say "Bubungo"
@andersen
Ross Andersen
3 months
I wrote about the effort to decipher sperm whale language with artificial intelligence. I reached out to philosophers, linguists, animal rights lawyers, marine biologists, field scientists who specialize in whales, and paleontologists. Assume that this works, I told them.
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@allahliker many amphibians can change sex - and their fellow amphibians don't make a big deal out of it
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@Hermit_Thrush
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A man surviving a crucifixion At this time of year In this part of the middle east Localized entirely within a sealed cave?
@Criminalsimpson
Criminalsimpsons
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Good Lord what is happening in there!?
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@Hermit_Thrush
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I uncomfortably try not to look at your big boobies which are halfway out
@mszrsmerci
Mercedes Blanche
7 months
I’m sitting next to you on the flight ✈️ what do you do ? 👇🏻
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Oh you wrote a book? Interesting. You know who else wrote a book? Adolf Hitler.
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@coolestdudeyet no just nerds
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@allahliker did you see the judge have to remind her how to submit evidence to court
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@Hermit_Thrush
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Some birds scratch their head by putting their foot over their wing and some birds scratch their head by putting their foot under their wing
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@AstuteCFO If you were a dollar you would be passed around
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@allahliker yep and they are usually going to parts of the ocean where man was not meant to travel
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@CoalPowers hello goatse my old friend you've come to spread for me again
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@Hermit_Thrush
Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️
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Here’s my impression of chat gpt I’m sorry sir. You’re right sir. Oh sir may I suck your dick sir. Here is the corrected argument my lord, oh it’s still flawed? Certainly sir let’s redo that argument, oh it’s still fucking wrong? I apologize for my error and let me suck your bal
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@ggooooddddoogg I drank from a hose too. It’s common
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women get annoyed because men always want to have sex with them
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@thriller_bark_ usher huh? i hope he helps me to my seat
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@Hermit_Thrush
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Bro if you aren’t caching acorns RIGHT NOW then you’re not gonna make it through the winter, but that’s none of my business though
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@Hermit_Thrush
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This is really the fault of Hamas. They dressed them up like Palestinian civilians
@BNONews
BNO News
5 months
BREAKING: Israeli army says it mistakenly shot and killed 3 hostages during operation in Gaza
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i suggest next time you use a bank. cheers
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@Hermit_Thrush
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This picture is correct in its main point, which is that MILFs have become far too fuckable
@meaningfulpictr
Meaningful pictures
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@joker_misato bought and paid for
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@allahliker i still don't get it. i need a second order parody
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@DeputyWarlock donut is one of the few foods with a hole
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im broken inside and my spirit is ready for an AI gf
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@Hermit_Thrush
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No likes on my math posts… I walk a lonely road
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@Hermit_Thrush
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the fake fefo problem on this site is out of control. i fear my real fefos may not be getting the attention they so rightly deserve
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@Hermit_Thrush
Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️
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Imagine an out of control sex bot, sucking you, it feels good at first. But after you nut, it still keeps sucking. Sucking and sucking, until you are dead.
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@Hermit_Thrush
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@coolestdudeyet He will never be safe from the most dangerous thing of all, which is, new ideas, and society
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Hey guys I invented this arbitrary yardstick to measure AI and you won’t believe what kind of numbers I made up
@EdKrassen
Ed Krassenstein
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Wow! Grok 1.5 has surpassed GPT 4V and other existing existing frontier multimodal models in a number of domains. AI is moving super quickly. Just imagine where Grok 2 and 3 will be and where GPT V5 and V6 will be in the next couple of years Could we really see Human Level
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rise ans shine. time to wake up and block sarah29489584 and olivia20340921
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its considered traditional to eat half the cookie dough as you make cookies. that's called "the baker's half"
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@allahliker I feel like they might as well try rather than do nothing...
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@Hermit_Thrush
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I would suck another man’s penis. I mean a man’s penis
@xJahstin
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯
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you wake up as Madison Beer, what’s the first thing you’re doing ?
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@Hermit_Thrush
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The psychology behind this is called confirmation bias.
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@Hermit_Thrush
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Tom got fired from the dick sucking factory because he put his dick on the line and got it sucked. First of all, that waste's everyones time, but secondly, thats a real danger to yourself. This isn't some coed mouth. You could get oversucked and die.
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@Hermit_Thrush
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if the world is bad you should retreat into abstract mathematics. just my opinion. remember how aristotle died. he died happy
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@Hermit_Thrush
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if a woman body swapped with a man, one of the first things she would do is get her dick caught in her zipper. tucking that shit away is a learned skill
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@bartsimsonreal how couldn't it be. if it weren't then the wheel would slip
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Thinking back about my tweet where instead of unlimited breadsticks I wanted a finite but arbitrarily large quantity of breadsticks
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I'm at that age where "single" has become "unmarried"
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@Hermit_Thrush
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Imagine you are in a rough spot and the only help anyon gives you is chatgpt. I think that would drive you closer to bluish side
@lilianweng
Lilian Weng
8 months
Just had a quite emotional, personal conversation w/ ChatGPT in voice mode, talking about stress, work-life balance. Interestingly I felt heard & warm. Never tried therapy before but this is probably it? Try it especially if you usually just use it as a productivity tool.
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I don’t agree with what you say but I will defend to the death my right to buy the platform and ban you
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@polishXcellence @allahliker germans doing a war crime. pretty wild
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@lookabee83 Thank you for helping him by bagging the slices back together. You are a kind soul.
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@ggooooddddoogg @collnsmith no you can trust the school to teach her everything. as a dad what you want is to be away on business trips all the time.
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@bartsimsonreal only gay men will use it
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@AstuteCFO Would you say that you haven’t heard a peep
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Why do men have to hide their ball sacks in shame?
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@AstuteCFO you are charmed then
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@AstuteCFO i thought that was a good point and was prepared for him to say something about the days before recorded music but instead he says something about CDs? bro?
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@Hermit_Thrush
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someone behind me honked at me because i stopped at a stop sign
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@Hermit_Thrush
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for those of us lonely guys today is a good day to watch movies or do hobbies :)
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@allahliker the normies ruined it for the rest of us
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