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For as long as I can remember, I’ve always enjoyed lounging around and relaxing

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Joined September 2020
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I’ve been described by myself as “brilliant but troubled”
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Found a bunch of deaf people on Quora saying they were glad Koko the gorilla was dead
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Found a new type of girl
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Me and my dad lol miss that guy
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It’s really funny to see a right wing guy see a post about two extremely popular black celebrities and go, “No one knows who these people are.” Are you kidding me? I’ve known who Usher was since like 5th grade
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Hahahahaah fuck
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Lol
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Lol damn okay
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I want every famewhore parent who goes viral for these “My kid is a friendless loser” posts to have to spend 24 hours in jail.
@kevharrison_
Kev & Daniel’s #autism journey (& Bruce 😉)
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Daniel’s my son. Profoundly Autistic. Hasn’t one friend. It’s his birthday today. In his ECHP he wrote that his two wishes were to learn to drive and make friends 😣 Please wish him a happy birthday. Please show him you care. Please share. # #happybirthday #autism #rt
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@ByYourLogic @protestantwind This mentally ill person who I’m highly invested in canceling online said something problematic during a psychotic episode. I’ve got my own demons to battle (camera pans over to half empty bottle of Lexapro), but I’d NEVER do something like that
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Redditors are so gross. Tempted to comment “Try shampoo” in the anti-shampoo subreddit
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Virgil Texas is trending. One time I hung out with him and somewhat rudely asked if he was white and he said yes
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Yes, I’m aware methheads exist, the novelty here is that she’s a methhead TikTok star. Stop fucking quote tweeting this to tell me methheads exist
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@ByYourLogic 15 year old on a tour of the White House: Why do they hate us Bradley Whitford: I think they just hate freedom, son
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*sees a picture of Michael Jordan* No one knows who this guy is
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Put Her Ass Back In The Cabinet
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When Wayfair went viral, a teen begged conspiracy theorists to stop sharing her picture. She had nothing to do with a cabinet that shared her name. She wasn't being trafficked. They responded "Put her ass back in the cabinet."
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@ByYourLogic When I was a teenager & 9/11 happened, they had a hilarious episode of the West Wing where a bunch of teens asked stupid obvious questions like “What is war”, & the cast members all answered with whatever the government wanted people to hear to get them psyched up for an invasion
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You’re insane and you hate normal people because you’re bitter about being weird, hope this helps 👍
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Jake Flores 🇵🇸Book me in LA
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If you couldn't tell Chris Pratt was a creepy Christian from his aw shucks comedy on Parks n Rec then this is on you for pretending like the feel-good inoffensive nature of that show was good and not some kind of smokescreen for the most evil shit on earth
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I think I’drather get shot than watch this
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Hahahahaha
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I’m guessing the millions of dollars she made as a voice actor had something to do with it
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This woman posted bait, vent viral and became the “Twitter main character of the day” and has been quote-tweeting every single person dunking on her for over 24 hours. Most of us could never achieve such a level of mastery over this site
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Small child runs up to Zoë. I body block and say, “Maybe we don’t run up to dogs we don’t know.” The parent: She’s three Me: If she isn’t on voice recall, maybe she should be leashed?
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I hate this guy’s fake “nice guy” schtick. Like look at this Reddit positivity spin he puts on being a drug addict who dumped his wife as soon as he got out of rehab and knocked up some other broad
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"Then, in the spring, I went to Los Angeles and met and started to date a wonderful woman named Olivia. I got into this relationship that's been really beautiful with someone incredible. And we're having a baby together."
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@protestantwind One time in high school my brother and I were listening to Sonic Youth in his truck and we both felt so cool and he turned to me and said that he bet we were the first people to ever listen to Sonic Youth in our town
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@79hfg3n3948rhf0 “According to Chris” vibes
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@smallunnaturals @ByYourLogic Hopefully an Adidas tracksuit to look Slavic
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Man you just can’t fucking win out here lol. No matter what you look like there’s always gonna be someone laughing and comparing your body to a cartoon character
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One of my favorite Paul Skallas takes is that following someone for a few years and reading their tweets is the same as reading a book
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@ByYourLogic @protestantwind Right, and there’s hardly any resources available for the more serious illnesses, like group homes and treatment centers that aren’t for addiction. I’ve tried to find them and they really aren’t there. I’m lucky to have family help me survive but what about the ones who don’t
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@ByYourLogic I like when people yelled at him a bunch to ban all the Nazis but that was too much trouble so he just banned everyone and people finally shut up about it
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He’s consistently had the worst weed for several years now. How does he do it
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They went too hard with the 🤤 emoji. Almost a little too expressive
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The funniest threads on Reddit are when people talk about showering, and they’re all against doing it more than like twice a week. Anti-shower sentiment runs rampant over there. Don’t even get me started on the number of threads I’ve seen advising against washing your p*ssy ever
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@CMURDER26 Actually no, they said they “think” they’re allergic because of an itchy and burning scalp which is almost certainly not from shampoo lol, they’re spouting bunch of clean beauty nonsense in the comments about “harsh chemicals”, also don’t reply to me again
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Vain people like this think of their children as extensions of themselves. Like an extra limb or something
@BERLAlN
𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎.
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my future children’s lifestyle. 🧸🧴🐚
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The spite that Varg still holds in his heart for Euronymous after all these years is so funny to me. C’mon man, you already stabbed the guy 23 times
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Just delivered pizza to a beach house full of shirtless frat boys drinking Miller Lites who all did a cheer for the pizza when I took it out of the bag. They tipped like sixty dollars. Dudes rock
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@ByYourLogic Remember all those tweets that were like, “The sexiest thing ever is stopping sex every ten seconds to ask your partner if they still consent”
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If this were me I’d be laying awake at night with panic attacks and telling no one, not a therapist or close friend, taking that to my grave
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I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my #DoorDash data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
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Anime girls are the modern day equivalent of like, 1940s hot pinup babes painted on a missile
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Lmfao
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Trump’s probably getting banned tonight, make sure you go back and screenshot all your favorite old classics - “Many such cases”, “I’ll keep drinking that garbage”, “nipples protruding”, etc
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@ByYourLogic About thirty minutes into the new Space Jam movie I realized I was just watching a commercial for HBO Max
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In Alabama we call this a “normal person” idk
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Lol
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@ByYourLogic One molecule of fentanyl can kill a city the size of Atlanta from 1,000 miles away, police say
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Something kind of off-putting about people who aestheticize everything to such an extreme degree. Why can’t you just be normal
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One time I unfollowed a girl for posting about Winnie the Pooh. Hard to explain but it was just the last fucking straw
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👂 ☝️ She just died? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. ✋😔🤚 She led an amazing life. What else can you say. She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not. She was an amazing woman, who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.
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Good lord. Booking a flight to Hawaii immediately
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Headlines like this are intended to inflict psychological damage so you’ll always be depressed. Stay woke
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Under 40? Expect an 'unprecedented' life of extreme heat waves, droughts and floods.
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She’s All That is a really bad movie but this guy’s shirt rocks
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@ByYourLogic @protestantwind Yeah, and I don’t like seeing “Go to therapy dummy” treated as a meme by people with relative wealth and privilege (even just having some job that provides insurance counts here). Like it’s just so accessible and cheap that you’re an idiot for not having taken advantage of it yet
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Epic Response
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@ByYourLogic How would you even get the thermostat to the exact right temperature. I keep mine at 69
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Hahahahaha
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Men will even cheat on Natalie Portman, one of the most beautiful women who’s ever lived, with a younger woman
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Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied have separated after 11 years of marriage, Us Weekly reports.
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I think the pandemic sucked and it’s okay to be upset that it happened
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My new friend, who’s a bot but we don’t judge her for that
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Lol it’s so fucked up to see videos and photos on here of dead kids every day and be completely unaffected until you see a scared little puppy 😭 terminal American brain
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Well fuck now I officially chose a side
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Always lol at that part in Donda where Kanye’s like “We gon have to send it up then” (x8 times) and then a guy in the background chimes in with “That’s my favorite place to send it”
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Not making this up
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This is a Trump tweet
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Oblivion.rtf 🇵🇸
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You see now what happens when those who oppose me fail, which they always do.
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There’s like 12 of you who are clearly all the same guy.
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If you read the Harper’s Bazaar interview it’s pretty obvious that he made her do the whole r/childfree thing with him even though she wanted kids and now she’s freezing her eggs. Fucking sad
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Imagining Trump getting banned and coming back as an anonymous account with an anime avi, saying “Help me find my frens 🥺”
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@ByYourLogic I like how in the email they call their employees “Googlers”. I thought that word meant people like me searching up “why is my dog so nice” at 2 am
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The biggest misconception that people have about the fashion industry is that high-fashion models are supposed to be “hot” and not androgynous and weird-looking
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This is the unfunniest meme format of all time
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CNN told me that some tiny faraway country I know nothing about doesn’t let its citizens have Pride parades, so I think we should nuke them.
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Every anecdote this guy tells about his life is about him exhibiting weird antisocial behavior that makes other people uncomfortable
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It’s my birthday
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The 😼 emoji 😼 cat 😼 please 😼 let’s 😼 make 😼 this 😼 dude 😼 famous 😼
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Back before everyone went completely insane, this used to be a normal thing to do, now you have to call it a weird overused buzzword like “wholesome” for social media brownie points
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@ByYourLogic I’m bipolar and bisexual and I thought the tweet was funny :)
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It’s so funny that they couldn’t just like use a normal picture of him lmao
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God the thumbs-down react is so funny
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Just got this from my best friend for over ten years.
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Part of getting older is realizing that no one likes it when you act like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh all the time
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This Is What I Believe
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The response to every advice question on Reddit is always “get therapy”, because comfortable middle class people with large Funko Pop collections can’t comprehend a situation in which someone might not be able to afford therapy
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I'm alive
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I got the office job I wanted
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Okay I’ve spent like 99% of my life in Alabama and Florida and I’ve never even seen a Safeway
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I joined NextDoor & it’s mostly angry local residents fighting with a business that takes tourists on helicopter tours of the beach, creating a lot of noise pollution. And confused old people who think the helicopters are tied to the military, saying “They protect our freedom!”
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FAKE TEXT SCREENSHOT Boss: I know you’re having open-heart surgery today, but I need you to come in to work anyways. Or I’ll have you executed 😈 OP: That’s enough, I quit! Shove this job up your butthole!
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All the content posted in r/antiwork is so laughably fake
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“what are men supposed to do??” First step is not having a little anime girl profile picture on your social media account
@anchover_
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>can't approach to women in coffee shop (creepy) >can't approach women at work (unprofessional) >can't approach women at the gym (distracting, creepy) >can't approach women at church (no singles) >can't approach women in public (with friends) what are men supposed to do??
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If you’re feeling suicidal you should reach out to someone who doesn’t care, so they don’t flip out and act annoying
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My son is a pilot.
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