Jake Flores 🇵🇸 @feraljokes Twitter profile

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Jake Flores 🇵🇸

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3 years

If healthcare isn’t a right twitter is probably not a right

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If people start calling you a hero that means they're about to let you die

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4 years

Imagine you’re fighting nazis and some dude was like “what i’m proposing is nazi reform”

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The fact that Uber is charging surge pricing in Brooklyn right now is some pretty depressing tech dystopia shit

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this "groomer" thing conservatives are trying to push is inconveniently silent on the fact that the majority of child sexual abuse happens within the cultural pillars of the right wing: the church and the family

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Im sorry but Bill Burr’s accent in star wars implies some sort of space Boston

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I figured it out we can get white people on board if we say free Palestine like "sweet Caroline"

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4 years

Can you imagine if Bernie dropped out and didn't endorse Elizabeth Warren and we were all like "he doesn't owe you anything!!!"

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9 months

Owned a rock band

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ME: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 2000 DOLLARS? THEM: IT'S ONLY BEEN 37 DAYS, GIVE HIM TIME JOE BIDEN: I'M GOING TO NUKE SYRIA, JACK

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3 years

it's weird that Vin Diesel's name is Vin Diesel in real life and in the Fast and Furious movies he's like "me? yeah I drive cars. My name's... Dominic"

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GRETA THUNBERG: please no phjotos. I dont want to be fjamous, i just want my save my small windmill town frjom climjate apocalypse AMERICAN LIBS: Bitch we made a statue of you out of burning tires

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8 years

i'm starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts

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3 years

Joe Rogan really went on his show that 11 million people listen to and said that vaccines are causing covid mutations and the reason scientists aren't talking about it is because they're afraid of getting canceled. We are all going to die.

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1 year

Its probably not good that everything costs too much and nothing pays enough right

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3 years

If an artist is problematic but I still want to listen to their music I simply stream them on Spotify so they don't make any money

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4 years

LIBERALS IN APRIL: your little "revolution" didn't happen LIBERALS IN MAY: hey cut it out

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5 years

I would get so fucking blasted here

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4 years

If your campaign for president is threatened by Kanye West maybe it is not very good

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7 months

You're an immigrant, dumbass

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1 year

This fucking dumbass lol

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2 years

it's cool that instead of class consciousness we have this thing where we get mad at years

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2 years

i literally don't give a shit man i just want healthcare

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4 years

Hi I’m Barack Obama and here are my favorite pornhub clips of 2019

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2 months

The thing about Biden is, yes he’s old. But old doesn’t have to be bad, politically! “Grizzled old guy who muscles through his last reserves of energy to get the job done” is an enduring heroic archetype for a reason. Glad to see them leaning into it

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My son, who was born with a large CNN logo for a head saw the video and thought it was really me, his father, who also has a large CNN head

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6 years

Having my DICK removed so I can suck my own RIBS

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6 months

Democracy is when you can only vote for one person

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6 months

If you vote for anyone but Joe Biden, you are voting to destroy American Democracy.

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5 months

Kind of seems like this is about something other than Hamas huh

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Israel flag 🇮🇱 in "Palestine Square", Gaza

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2 years

Yeah I like A24. A 24 pack of fuckin beers

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9 days

Hello from America's most ominous sign

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4 years

Do you guys realize how long this is actually going to last

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5 months

Days like this, and also like, when trump got covid, these are referred to as Twitter Holidays

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4 years

Beto sitting at home watching this just fucking fuming

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4 years

"Let's see @BernieSanders do that!!" says @AndrewYang as he jumps a few feet off a chair in Ames, Iowa Crowd goes wild

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7 years

Bernie Sanders your silence on Ted Cruz jacking off is deafening

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7 years

Paul Manafort : "uhhhh I'm also gay"

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3 years

I'm sorry your name is what

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1 year

Deep fake porn becoming a thing mere weeks after everyone gave their entire photographic history over to an app in exchange for some flattering AI portraits is pretty ominous. Then again what is the end game of an evil tech company making porn of literally everyone

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4 years

SORTING HAT: MALE! STUDENT: What the fuck dude

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3 years

He's conveniently left out of the story that he infected a bartender with COVID-19

CONSEQUENCE

@consequence

3 years

On his recent bout with COVID-19, Chappelle says: "There was a faction of people who said, 'You see that, Dave Chappelle? That's why we stay inside where it's safe, and we never try anything.' Well, enjoy yourselves motherfuckers, because I'm better now."

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It is so fucking funny that Pete Buttigieg learned 14 languages and then got his ass kicked by a man who can't speak one

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4 years

this is a roman candle fight, popular among 12 year olds

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Bernie Sanders reminds me of when my abusive father used to yell at us that we should get more allowance

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3 years

If Bernie had won they probably just would have let Trump do his coup right

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6 years

Twitter 2007: maybe some day a famous person will RT me and people will read my tweets Twitter 2017: I’ve been fighting with Al Roker about communism for 3 hours

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1 year

Netflix and chill is out. Now we're doing

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4 years

You board and the plane and see this... what do you do?

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5 months

Check in on your war criminal friends

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1 year

I would find it easier to believe that transphobes were, in fact, concerned with the physical risks involved with gender affirming surgery if they weren't all clamoring to have Elon Musk install a fucking game boy in their brain right now

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5 years

AOC calls herself a socialist and yet she won't come over to my apartment and look at my collection of incredible swords

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4 years

I didn't even get to vote in my own primary. I love democracy.

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4 years

My landlord just raised my rent during a global plague

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One time when i was a kid a cop stopped me and like 5 friends and started smelling our fingers to see if we had been smoking weed and my friend at the end of the line was like choking back tears laughing because he figured out what was happening and stuck his finger in his ass

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Everyone in the Alex Jones documentary who works for Infowars is actually played by Alex Jones like an Eddie Murphy movie

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I keep telling regulars I'm quitting and they're like "why?" The level to which people don't understand that a service worker is not actually your friend is crazy No you're right I actually enjoy being cornered and forced into the same conversation for my entire waking life

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5 years

Republicans hate "cancel culture" and love "the invisible hand of the market" which is weird because they're the exact same thing

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4 years

All of this bernie bro shit will end after the primary and suddenly you will realize that you have the meanest funniest people on this website on your side with their gun barrels aimed squarely at the right wing media and I will hold you and tell you it's going to be ok

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1 year

Jesus christ, lady

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2 years

I liked Ted Lasso fine but for a show that's so sickeningly positive it's weird that if you say anything bad about it on here a guy in a Pod Save America sweater will threaten to cave your skull in with an NPR tote bag full of bricks

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3 years

What if we make cops do a captcha before they can get their gun out

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5 years

Are you guys telling me SNL hired someone that isn't funny

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3 years

Why is this in quotes

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@nypost

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Texas man 'freezes to death' in recliner amid frigid temperatures

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Trump pulled back on bombing Iran because he realized it was McCain's dying wish

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6 years

1 straight year of "antifa only makes them stronger" and here are your results.

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4 years

The jerk store called. After 3 decades in business they sadly will not be reopening due to coronavirus

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3 years

Give Britney conservatorship of her dad

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2 years

The cold war never ended. The other night a stranger at a bar was telling me about this oscar nominated short she'd just seen that was about the horrors of communist Chile. I looked it up. It's about Pinochet's fascist regime. The minds of Americans are irreversibly fucked.

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Do you think Dane Cook stole the idea to date a teenager from another comedian or do you think it was just parallel writing

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The news cycle is so fucked up a guy lit himself on fire on the whitehouse lawn like 4 days ago and no one even noticed that shit

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5 years

The onion is further left than Jacobin

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Kamala Harris Assembles Campaign Staff Of Unpaid California Prison Laborers

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It would be funny if there's no actual joker movie and they just screen Nanette

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This is so embarrassing lmao

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1 year

Dave Chappelle shut the fuck up

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We're just openly doing right wing CIA coups again so fuck it y'all its the 70s grow them pubes out

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Protesting against the queer Eye guys by looking like shit

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Remember when the New York Times was warning you about Chapo Trap House lmao

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4 years

can you imagine being in prison for having a drug that's now legally sold on the outside by people named Brendan and then you have to go fight fires for 1 dollar an hour because Brendan lit the entire stateon fire trying to kickflip over his baby's sonogram

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The whole cancel culture boogie man works so powerfully on dumbass motherfuckers in this country man lmao it gets used to push every single bad idea anyone can come up with

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4 years

The intellectual dark web is full of people who are afraid to say pussy but DEMAND to say the n-word

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6 years

It doesn't get any more fucking ironic than this, does it?

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3 years

Is he going to charge the kids for the capitalism candy

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@feraljokes

6 years

Go off, queen. Run for president again. Campaign in only the three richest states by saying things like "Pokémon go fuck yourself if you can't afford private health insurance. Get us all killed end the world. Slay.

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But my emails.

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6 years

The entire senior Whitehouse staff is doing the coat hanger blood test from The Thing right now

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5 years

SNL hired that dude because they thought they could make money off of him and then they fired him because they no longer thought they could make money off of him. They're a business and you're a rube if you thought this worked any other way.

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This kid doesn't believe this shit and your shitty kid doesn't love kamala Harris. Stop doing this political balloon boy shit to your kids

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7-year-old is raising thousands to build Trump's wall

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I am voting for bernie sanders because i hate women. I dont even know what healthcare is

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@ElijahSchaffer R u triggrd sir

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6 years

BREAKING: Doug Jones now 30 points ahead after Billy Eichner, Lena Dunham, and Oprah chime in and tweet things like “Alabama, you’re better than this” after 12 straight months of calling them inbred mongoloids

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He goes on to explain that the reason the united states is a super power is because it's the first republic and it "let everyone do whatever they want." Peak dumb white guy shit.

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I took a ride share to the hospital today because an ambulance would have cost an amount of money that would take a decade to pay off. Anyways I'm voting for bernie sanders because I am sexist

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This is real and it is the most insane thing I've ever seen

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6 months

You are allowed to abstain from voting. You are also allowed to THREATEN to abstain from voting. If you're just like "Biden is bankrolling a genocide, but I'm going to vote for him no matter what!" he has zero incentive to stop bankrolling the genocide, you fuckin' freaks

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2016: she was the most qualified candidate in the history of the world. Experience is the most important quality. 2020: we need someone new and fresh, like a precocious young skateboard boy with a heart of gold who is friends with a talking dog

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Obviously he's about to open up this pit