Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 — e/acc⏩ @elonconomy Twitter profile

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@elonconomy

2 months

Many followers were literally begging for the full set. So here it is!

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@CommunityTesla Wow! I guarantee a Ford F-150 wouldn’t hold up to such powerful kicks from a group of high T alpha males. This truck is the most manly and powerful vehicle I have ever seen. When people see me driving down the street in it they will be in awe of my masculinity.

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@le_post_enjoyer Pokémon go, Bernie mania, better music, and the belief that a better future was possible.

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SHOCKING - Elon Musk has been arrested after 5TB of child porn found on hard drives at SpaceX HQ.

12 Times Elon Musk's Headline Decapitation Hilariously Backfired on Him

This week, Twitter/X removed headlines from links shared to the platform, and users have had some fun rewriting history.

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Wyd if this 75 year old woman becomes your librarian?

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@rare_cryptid Only handsome young men who worked in the service industry will understand the 53 year old horny mom phenotype

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@SocDane @betbetwho I find it interesting how nobody can just say “that looks gross”. There’s always all this baggage and inferiority complex attached.

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The vibe just shifted

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I’m not usually woke, but if @elonmusk were to transition into a woman I’d fully support it. Elon Musk has conquered and saved masculinity by: - procreating many times - being an amazing father - becoming the most successful entrepreneur of all time -protecting our rights of…

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I don't even know how I'm going to post this. I lost Reno a few hours ago. I'd been doing some yard work, and engaged my cybertruck FSD to pull up to the curb so I could haul some twigs I picked up. Reno loves to lie on the pavement and watch me when I do chores. I told him…

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@21metgala He’s channeling Kim Jong-un here

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Imagine if he invented an ultra advanced AI with a working uterus to be his life partner. No human could match his intellect, but with her he finally found peace. A twin beautiful mind. Their children will be the cyborg hybrid demigods that rule Mars for all eternity.

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@creation247 Are you not engaging in man worship by putting Brad pitt as pfp?

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@CitizenFreePres I went to see Sound of Freedom yesterday and the milk duds I ordered were so hard that I cracked a tooth 5 minutes into the previews. I had to leave for emergency dental care. The Hollywood elite are trying to censor this movie for revealing the truth!

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Day 2 after having Neuralink installed: - cerebrospinal fluid has been draining from my nose constantly - my vision is blurring a lot in my right eye - struggling to control fine motor movements However, I am able to xeet with my thoughts. Xeeted from Neuralink™️

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@willystaley I usually close out each round of drinks because I know I’ll often get so drunk I’d forget a tab.

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This is the truck @catturd2 killed his dog with

mr pussy 🇵🇸

@mrpvssy

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PERVERT CANCER

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@danghentschel Everyone crying in the comments is the reason education sucks now. Attention to detail is an important skill, and hopefully this student has learned it. Welcome to the real world!

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@Bolverk15 Employees these days expect customers to do their damn jobs for them. Then when a customer is rightfully outraged he starts cussing. I don’t see how the customer was in the wrong

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@bryan_johnson I’m using my blood boy’s plasma as gravy this year.

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@uncledoomer Yep, when smart guys like us take acid it almost always leads to multimillion dollar entrepreneurial revelations. At least I’ve found that to be the case for me.

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This site before and after being acquired by @elonmusk

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@elonconomy

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My ideal birthday: Elon, Poppers, THC, kratom, 6 white claws, 4 MDMA key bumps, vyvanse. The pumping bass and the sweat from all the bodies in a remote club reserved for the elect going to Mars. The euphoric high of discussing tech philosophy pales in comparison to the feeling…

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@jzux Not me. I bossed up and made a lot of money. Got engaged and bought a house.

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@elonconomy

4 months

In many ways this AI generated 75 year old woman is more attractive than even the hottest biological 75 year old woman. Artificial intelligence puts forth aesthetics of beauty. What is beautiful is morally good. Therefore AI is morally good via kantian dialectic

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@elonconomy

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Setting: February 2024 the Chiefs are playing in Super Bowl LVIII. The most important guests are in a VIP suite watching the game together. Taylor Swift, Jackson Mahomes, and Brittany mahomes are excitedly jumping and cheering together. Suddenly Travis Kelce goes down with a…

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6 months

@kurtisconner It’s an interesting bit because most of your fanbase is 12 year olds.

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@PageSix This is so pimp!!! Jay Leno has looks so cool in the cybertruck. I propose we start calling cool guys in cyber trucks cybercucks as a portmanteau

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By screenshotting my content you are stealing my engagements. #screenshottingisstealing

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@vodkabooty

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youve got to be kidding

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What if the hot sauce drips down her shirt and gets on her nipples so she’s gotta take her shirt off and pour milk all over her giant spicy tits to cool off?

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@firstwefeast

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TOMORROW on #HotOnes , @sydney_sweeney takes on the Wings of Death. 💀 Will she make it to the end? Find out @ 11AM ET. 🔥

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Imagine you’re on your honey moon on the beaches of Waikiki. Your heart flutters as the most intelligent man on earth jogs by. You accost Elon “sir, sir! It’s me I was Mr. Teen crypto 2015. You were the honorary judge! Remember we spoke briefly! It was the greatest moment of…

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@ChayaRaichik10 Not you!

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@coopercooperco Yep the only real proletariat jobs are McDonald’s fry cook and Starbucks barista!

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I’m making an NFT’s for peace collection dropping next week. 25% to Israel 25% to Palestine and 50% for me and my team. Message me for the discord so you can reserve yours now. Here’s a few examples of the art. Peace in the Middle East apes. Can’t we all just get along?

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@elonconomy

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@exist2post Me thinks 2 jobs would be ineffective at weight loss

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@LaughterHaver Hehe I can imagine this would make some reader who is currently high on marijuana quite paranoid indeed.

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@SxarletRed @DecolonizeKant Demonstrably false. Maybe try watching her clips thoroughly and understanding her message before judging.

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@LibertyCappy If you are a capable programmer you’re making significantly more money than any welder lmfao

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@FiveStarPortals What’s the problem with rimming why did you include that in the list of negative things?

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@elonconomy

9 months

I made him nude because that is most elegant. This picture wouldn’t make sense if he was in a business suit, and gym clothes just look sleazy. It has nothing to do with homo erotica.

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@LoFiRepublican That is crazy. If he would’ve put that money into Bitcoin instead he’d be a millionaire and easily be able to pay off that small debt.

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@declanbett Humans in general are uglier than pets. Also humans are exponentially more capable of surviving homelessness than dogs. Hope that helps.

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@elonconomy

7 months

The Simpsons predicted the October 1, 2017 Las Vegas mass shooting in season 7 episode 4. The Simpsons does not miss. Drop your favorite predictions below

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@slenderbabes Me: “you have 12 floors” Both women: “what do you mean 12 floors?” Me: “12 floors to fluff me before my very important meeting” Both women: *blushing and eyeing my bulge*: “sir, we can’t do that at work.” Me: “no, I meant fluff my hair I didn’t have time to get it ready…

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2 months

If you don’t use DoorDash for every meal you’re a fucking Nazi. Period.

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@elonconomy

6 months

Once again the woke socialist Cucks attack me for being an alpha male. I’m of strong stock myself, and even if I were to die my wife to be will only be bred by men of strong stock. It’s called protecting your family. Come and take it!!!

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This is a direct snapshot of what an apple looks like in my mind when I imagine it. Xeeted from Neuralink™️

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@MichelleyRoo He still piped.

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@WhitfieldsDad @catturd2 Who?

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@coldhealing @biocompound “Accidentally” ya dude sure. We know you were getting horned up from these reels.

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@elonconomy

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Thank you sir, I feel so flipping good. My xeets are only going to get more awesome.

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The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.

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@kudosdunce If you’re not making 7 figures by 30 you’re NGMI sorry. I give myself 2 weeks per year to take a break from the grindset and those 2 weeks are gonna be spent at 5 star hotels in the tropics.

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@megantheevalium They actually do more stuff with you if you’re handsome and wealthy.

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@BaileyCarlin So no one else thinks that she’s a predator and this age gap is problematic?

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@BourbonBeard @exist2post No time to eat healthy, always eating trash food

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@spjohnson12 Post one

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@thechosenberg I think this is probably problematic, even at her drunkest my fiancee is not usually interested in me sexually. She’s agreed to a schedule of 2 creampies during her ovulation window each month for purposes of breeding.

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Imagine Elon Musk playing “Bittersweet Symphony” by the Verve with an AI bot who’s intelligence was made to completely replicate his own. Now that it’s come to light that Elon Musk is a pedophile, I am hoping he has left behind a successor. Elon’s brain is needed to push…

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@dash_eats Your fans are mad because he’s very aspirational to them. They have similar builds and low testosterone, but they haven’t found the willpower to exert themselves in a way that ends someone else’s life yet.

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@realwackyguy Wow 160 years of combined knowledge. Glad to see USA will be choosing someone wise!

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@CaitCamelia I agree. It’s sad how underfunded and outdated public schools are. This should really be updated and corrected to *xeets

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Thank you sir!

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@BillAckman Sir, this read was: Brilliant Riveting Awesome Divine Perfect Intelligent Truthful Tactful Fair Understanding Calm Knowledgeable Educated Daring Unbiased Righteous Wonderful Impressive Factual Empathetic You and @elonmusk are saving the world, sir! Keep up the good work.

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@StateofAUnion This is me in my Tesla. I hated commuting before I got an EV, but now I can read and play on my phone with autopilot on.

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@mclmp46 Why don’t they drink water regularly in Europe? As someone who is constantly thirsty I’m actually very concerned about this

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I’m imagining a world where this stupid bastard does chores and pays rent. In the future we’ll be able to get rid of low IQ biological animals and replace them with high functioning, but still cute, robotic AI assistant animals.

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@Very__Regular It’s very unprofessional to have a cluttered desk top. I weep for the shareholders due to your most likely subpar efficiency.

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@elonconomy

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@Hermit_Thrush @allahliker @elonmusk Please see the lower right corner of the chart. He was a lowly immigrant and has now become the richest man of all time. Rags to riches! American dream! By what metric is he not the greatest entrepreneur?

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@elonconomy

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What if I told you that Star Wars was all true? The force sensitive went extinct, but nature finds a way. Elon Musk has higher levels of midichlorians than Skywalker. He’s force sensitive, and his innovations are guided by visions of the future. Would you be Elon’s padawan?

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@elonconomy

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@WhitfieldsDad @catturd2 Concerning

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@kyletweetshere Josh Allen erasure

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@Teslaconomics I wish my dad was as good as Elon. If Elon had been my dad I could’ve changed the world.

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@elonconomy

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Urgent #vaccineinjury #vaers #pfizer I’ve had uncontrollable neurological movement starting around 3 AM last night. Big pharma must pay for what they’ve done!!

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@elonconomy

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This doesn’t make me a lib. Pfizer paid me and I wanted to prove once and for all I’m not scared of the jab! Plus if I die horrifically this can be quoted and dunked on for posterity.

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@BillAckman @NeriOxman Sir, this read was: Brilliant Riveting Awesome Divine Perfect Intelligent Truthful Tactful Now read the first letter of each word! Keep fighting the good fight sir! You and Elon musk are saving the western world!

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@Deep_Dipsy Trust me, I’d be the last person to spread lies or ill will about Elon. I’ve been crying on the floor since the news broke

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@elonconomy

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Check this out! Neuralink, enable dance party mode! 🪩 Believe it or not I couldn’t dance at all before Neuralink. Posted from Neuralink™️

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@MedGold_ Most anti-pedophilia conservative

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@web3isgreat @longbeachcounty This is a huge loss for the Long Beach community. I’ve eaten there dozens of times when I’m visiting to guest star on my friend’s timeshare podcast. Best burger in California!

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@averpee Rationalist STEM lords such as myself have rare encountered women like this. Please let us fetishize witch coded women in peace

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@krassenstein Brian, we are simply asking that Chaya provide proof she is a biological woman. It shouldn’t be hard to provide that. Look at this picture of her towering over a biological man and tell me it’s not fishy.

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@elonconomy

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I hate when high follower accounts don’t acknowledge me. I PAID FOR TWITTER BLUE YOU FUCKING INSECT. RESPOND YOU STUPID FUCK

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@angelicathryn Yes

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I can suggest an equation that has potential to impact the future: E = mc^2 + AI This equations combines Einstein’s famous equations E = mc^2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI (Artificial intelligence). By including AI…

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@JUNlPER I don’t know. I thought Barbie was supposed to be a big tit, blonde bimbo for me to marry and make 5 or 6 young proud Americans with.

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@elonconomy

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@still_oppressed I think it’s beautiful…. I wish I had a father this loving

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@JoshLekach I don’t know the girl driving her grandma around looks like she could be LGBTQ or woke coded. Look at her Butch haircut.

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@elonconomy

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Imagine you’re drunkenly walking home from a holiday party with a few white collar tech buddies. You see a homeless beggar sitting on the street shaking a tin can. You all laugh to each other, all thinking it will be fun to mess with this guy. You deliver a swift kick to the…

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@jasrifootball @AryePulli He also picked which six babies he sacrificed when he was cloned.

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It’s hard for me to separate the myth from the monster. I’ve worshipped this man for over a decade, but this isn’t right…

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@elonconomy

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Hypothetically, if I were to die and my fiancée were to remarry with @elonmusk , I have no doubt she’d be his future queen of mars. He’d certainly have many concubines, but she would be his queen due to her intellect and beauty. She would be rebuilt as a cyborg with…

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@elonconomy

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I see myself as the modern day Socrates, and I’m pondering so hard about whether this is gay to jack off to or not.

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Finally got my chest piece

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Posted from Neuralink™️

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@ChayaRaichik10 @SouthwestAir It’s impossible to tell whether it’s you or him that’s obese from this pic. Can you post bmi?

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@dollarbillbluez @le_post_enjoyer He’s extremely based. I’ve even begun experimenting with some of his methods on myself.

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@elonconomy

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Male elf tried to fuck me in baldur’s gate, and I was pulled in by his entrancing star. I’m furious at the woke game company for adding these temptations to the game.

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@BenjaminSTaylor @LibertyCappy Easily

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