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Lumpy

@LumpyTheCook

3 years

What is this genre of post where people take the explicit point of a film and present it as some kind of bespoke revelation

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I love whenever real candid videos have the exact setup and payoff of a 40s cartoon gag

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@TheWapplehouse

9 months

they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road

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8 months

gaining Bloodborne insight each time I find out where a soyjak variant was traced from

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@markiplier

10 years

The new Markiplier look for 2014 #swagalicious http://t.co/BoLo1tdbRJ

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This brutal public execution probably dissuaded a lot of indie devs from inserting quips like that into their upcoming work. It was necessary

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@wedgecuts

4 months

this shit was still funny

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9 months

The craziest thing about Assassin’s Creed is how Ubisoft was able to take a concept like “two secret ideologically opposing global orders battling throughout history to secure artifacts from an ancient alien precursor civilization” and gradually make that uninteresting

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@LumpyTheCook

3 years

If every cast member pulled out at the last minute and made Elon Musk attempt to do every role in every sketch by himself it’d be the first funny thing SNL has done in like two decades

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@nypost

3 years

'SNL' cast won't be forced to appear with controversial host Elon Musk

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@LumpyTheCook

1 year

That Gollum game was never going to be great but damn if this isn’t the funniest “alpha footage vs final release” since maybe the first Watch Dogs

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@LumpyTheCook

2 years

Why did he say this like he was trying to hold back a racial slur

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@LumpyTheCook

1 year

Metaverse is one of the biggest funniest scams of all time. $40 billion from investors to get a Wii port of Second Life.

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@CNN

1 year

Metaverse Fashion Week sees VR go vogue

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@LumpyTheCook

11 months

This was made around 2009 to mock ‘busy’ UIs in stuff like Modern Warfare 2 and now there’s multiple games each year that sincerely look just like it

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@PlayXDefiant

11 months

Thanks to the over 1 million players who joined us for our Closed Beta! As we gear up for the Open Session coming June 21-23, check out some of our team's favorite moments.

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@LumpyTheCook

3 months

FIFA players might be the most under-discussed group doing harm to gaming for the last several years

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@geoffkeighley

3 months

73% of EA’s revenue last quarter came from live service games.

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@LumpyTheCook

3 years

Naughty Dog had people working 80 hours a week to get the physics of a broom handle breaking against a door “just right” under threat of being sent back to the liveleak snuff mines, and now there’s like a million degenerates who think every video game needs to look like that

Michael Does Life

@MichaelDoesLife

3 years

Let's be HONEST. #Back4Blood is on Game Pass for a reason. Imagine spending $60 on THIS. ZERO detail. ZERO immersion. ZERO care.

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@LumpyTheCook

1 year

When a character who makes a brief appearance early in the series becomes a major antagonist later

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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT

1 year

oh my god it just clicked in my brain that this is Andrew Tate

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2 years

I would argue that what makes a video game "funny" relies far more on its presentation and mechanics than it does on dialogue or jokes. Oblivion is a great example of this

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1 year

This logo is wild

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@LumpyTheCook

11 months

I know the whole point of Pixar’s Elemental is ‘exploring race issues with different elements as metaphor’ but I still think this scene felt a bit forced

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@LumpyTheCook

5 months

Choosing an actor who thinks helmets are icky and goes out of his way to never wear one to play MASTER CHIEF is one of the things that makes me wonder if the Halo show is some kind of deliberate franchise sabotage

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@HiddenXperia

5 months

This would go so hard if Chief actually had his damn helmet on

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@LumpyTheCook

8 months

Two months ago this was hailed as The Most Important Animated Film Ever Made and now the only thing I hear about it anymore is patch notes

MCU - The Direct

@MCU_Direct

8 months

ICYMI: #AcrossTheSpiderVerse 's home release has slightly altered Spider-Punk's design during the canon event explanation scene! Photos & details:

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@LumpyTheCook

11 months

I think about this post constantly

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@BloodCrisisGame

11 months

these games were released 4 years apart lol

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@LumpyTheCook

8 months

People keep trying to dunk on Japan by bringing up their ‘mandatory loud phone cam shutter sound’ law, but that’s actually a great law which should be everywhere

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8 months

Booted up Call of Duty for the first time in a month and got back-to-back ads for Nicki Minaj and Homelander and fursuit skins, right before a popup saying I had to consent to my voice being recorded by AI at all times, and realized that this game is just not for me anymore

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@LumpyTheCook

8 months

The reactions are divided between these

Diversion

@diversion_inc

8 months

#Starfield new gameplay leak

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@LumpyTheCook

4 months

This tweet aged in the funniest way imaginable

Ⓜ️ idan segal

@idangolf

6 months

@nypost Wake up.

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@LumpyTheCook

11 months

It’s so funny how these play out exactly the same way as videos of Gmod admins from almost two decades ago

RP Player L’s

@RDMFAILRP

11 months

Outlaws told to stop roleplaying as outlaws on RDR2 RP

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@LumpyTheCook

1 year

The funniest April Fools joke game devs can come up with is “what if we actually did something interesting”

Battlefield

@Battlefield

1 year

Ready your squad and jump straight into the Ishimura on April 1st! 🔥

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@LumpyTheCook

4 years

2000s photos of SomethingAwful Goons are so fucking funny lmfao

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@LumpyTheCook

5 months

Disney trying to retroactively canonize every animated film they ever did as being part of a Cinematic Universe™ seems pretty dire

BagToonZ 𝕏

@BtzPaper

5 months

Asha becomes the Fairy Godmother and the King becomes the Mirror on the Wall. Not joking, that's how it ends.

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@LumpyTheCook

3 years

Metallica v Napster is a big reason for internet copyright enforcement being the way it is now so they 100% deserve this lmao

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@Slasher

3 years

the current state of Twitch: the official Twitch Gaming channel cut off the live Metallica concert to play 8bit folk music to avoid DMCA

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3 months

Sad now more than ever that people slept on the new Mission Impossible, where Tom Cruise is told that total AI control over finance and culture is inevitable and the only way to avoid being left behind is to influence it ourselves and his response is “nah I’m just gonna kill it”

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@LumpyTheCook

7 months

>make an always-online game >forget to have servers

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@TunezPayday

7 months

it is joever

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@LumpyTheCook

4 months

The tamest ribbing possible and horsecels still can’t let it go five years later

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@LumpyTheCook

5 months

None of the cartoons over the years focusing on character depth, lore, story arcs, etc did anything as interesting as the Ed Edd n Eddy finale revealing Eddy’s “cool older brother” was not only real, but also an abusive douchebag who’s 100% the reason Eddy acts the way he does

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11 months

Every time I see this guy I’m immediately reminded of when he posted a pic of his room and someone was like “uh what’re those stains on the wall” and he was casually like “oh yeah I bleed from my teeth every night, that’s just where I wipe all the tooth blood”

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@Dexerto

11 months

Asmongold hit up Kick streaming after the xQc news

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Austinheimer

@awoodustin

3 months

Things are worse than ever

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@LumpyTheCook

9 months

“I don’t get it… where’s the store tab? Where’s the season pass progress bar? Where’s the limited-time event pop-ups, and the daily and weekly challenge lists? Where the hell IS everything??!”

Grummz

@Grummz

9 months

The physiognomy of start screens. The start screen of a game can reveal a lot about how rushed the team was and how much pride they took in their work. Starfield's start screen either shows hasty shipping deadlines by a passionate team overworked, or a team that didn't care.

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@LumpyTheCook

3 months

Already exists

D🅰️hz🅰️n

@D4hz4hn

3 months

A Suicide Squad game that goes "here's a foreign nation, go commit some assassinations and destabilize the country in the name of America, and by the way you're all expendable once you die you stay dead" would have been cool

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@Kerbo46188000

1 year

literally all tears of the kingdom videos i see now just look like this

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2 years

Why did the Baldur’s Gate 3 devs choose to reveal that they are tracking everyone’s save files for analytics purposes by suddenly putting their playerbase on blast for making “generic dudebros 🙄” out of nowhere

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@LumpyTheCook

2 years

There are thousands of zoomers out there who desperately want to play Unreal Tournament without even knowing it

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@AdvancedOnYT

2 years

genuinely pisses me off the way people play in this game

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@LumpyTheCook

9 months

It's hilarious when you realize Elon stacked INT without setting up a build that utilizes it just because he likes the word. He saw it in the menu and said "Intelligence? Why, yes I am! Thank you!"

Big Nate Season 2

@ndogid

9 months

>Two different weapons equipped, not including the catalyst >Two shields for no reason >Heavy Load >Almost 70 points in Intelligence >Having a glintstone crown equipped despite this >Three different spirit ashes equipped >No flasks equipped

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A key ingredient to the initial successes of Halo was that it was one of the relatively few mainstream sci-fi series that actively worked against this principle

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Rocksteady nailed how every theater kid who thinks he “could totally play the Joker” would actually play him

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@NikTekOfficial

1 month

This is The Joker Rocksteady ordered from AliExpress:

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2 years

Imagine making a game with no progression/unlock/loot systems to speak of and watching players dump hundreds of hours into it, then later making a similar game with a dozen systems designed to milk the highest possible player retention and having >90% abandon it after a few hours

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Smiling Friends released an episode about a video game character getting abandoned by his company because they want to focus on “DLC and battle passes” just weeks after WB announced it wants to focus on live service and is also getting rid of Adult Swim Games

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@LumpyTheCook

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The operation that turned General Grievous into a cyborg resulted in the loss of roughly 85-90% of his body’s vascular system, therefore I deduce that he would only require about 1.5-1.75 domestic light beers to get hammered

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@LumpyTheCook

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20 years ago Halo was on track to get a feature film from Peter Jackson, and now we’ve ended up with a CW Original show

JacobP117🖌🎨 commissions closed!

@thedaytimes117

2 months

i hate this so fucking much (like she should be dead)

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5 months

Everything I learn about video game design school provides further insight into why so many video games suck

Nova: and the wild boars 🐗

@211novaa

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This school is a prison

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11 months

One of the grossest things in modern gaming was when the multiplayer for Modern Warfare 2 Remastered got scrapped because Activision recognized it would be too much fun and everyone would play that instead of the newest CoD

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Mfw posting about how The Fox and the Hound is ACTUALLY about how people from different, and supposedly conflicting, backgrounds can still respect one another

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I still remember when people complained that the Vegas desert scene in Blade Runner 2049 was "unrealistically filtered to shit" and "trying too hard to be artsy and surreal". That was three years ago.

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2 years

Why are devs so totally deathly afraid of making games set in the 2000s

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@VGC_News

2 years

Ubisoft's Splinter Cell remake will rewrite and update the original game’s story “for a modern-day audience”

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@LumpyTheCook

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Every so often the Left 4 Dead director AI will randomly spawn one of the most obnoxious shitheads ever and everybody has to nod along and pretend that they existed for the last several years

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4 years

Remember that time some anonymous shitposter on 4chan’s /sci/ solved an equation that stumped mathematicians for decades while trying to explain the number of different ways you could watch Haruhi

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@LumpyTheCook

9 months

The game you are describing exists, and it is currently averaging 20 players on Steam.

WitchDoctorDB 🏴‍☠️

@db_witch

9 months

I wish there was just a goofy fps zero-g game where everyone is like a generic astronaut with a double barrel and not whatever this is

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3 months

Bugs Bunny giving the hat and tie to Doug Walker

Rolo Tony

@PoorOldRoloTony

3 months

Every hero has an origin story

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10 months

Reminder to all: every person in the Spiderverse “fandom” is someone who could’ve gotten into something you enjoy instead. Be more thankful!

I chil on losing chucks 🩷 🇵🇸 |🔮🎮

@MAGICALGAYMERS

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Big "I've never drawn anyone older than maybe 23" energy

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The real reason why Helldivers 2’s community is at risk of getting killed off in its infancy by reddit meta sweat lords is because the new CoD Zombies is a boring Warzone reskin which drove all the wave 350 tryhard shitheads away and over to the new hot 4-player co-op shooter

IGN

@IGN

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Helldivers 2's developer is asking the community for ideas to help with the problem of hosts kicking teammates who don’t equip "meta" loadouts.

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WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

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it's a neat trick of HD2; rather than the silent protagonist or the quippy "main character" we have faceless warrior screaming in defiance against insurmountable odds that encourage us to keep going and make the choice to fight against fate

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Hey, I’ve seen this one!

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@ImmaculateMovie

1 month

Christian Twitter has spoken.

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This was probably the most “they hated him because he told the truth” moment on here

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4 years

This mf really did the whole “Say Her Name” thing with some woman who got blasted by Boba Fett LMFAOOOOOOO

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7 months

That new Castlevania show looks like this

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9 months

Corridor has released a sequel to their viral AI animation, 'Anime Rock Paper Scissors 2'

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>didn’t save and post the sliders Todd’s sake. What is wrong with people these days

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@Meelsie143

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After 16 hours in character creation I think I’ve finally created my dream man

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Happy 10th anniversary of Phil Fish getting heated on twitter and announcing that he cancelled Fez 2

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1 year

“Horror fans are eating” yeah, eating microwaved leftovers

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻 🍜

@ClandestineDee

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Horror fans are eating, honestly what a time to be alive. Dead Space, The Callisto Protocol, RE4 and Silent Hill 2.

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Neil Druckmann was heralded by the entire gaming press, and a substantial amount of gamers, as one of the most (if not THE most) important directors and storytellers in gaming for trying to “elevate” games to Hollywood productions, and Hollywood has nothing but apathy for him.

Variety

@Variety

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Neil Druckmann at the #GoldenGlobes .

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4 years

Reminder that Carey Means (Frylock’s voice actor) had a tree fall and decimate his house in a storm and he had to live off GoFundMe while homeless for some time because [AS] refused to pay him any royalties or residuals.

Mediaite

@Mediaite

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Adult Swim Removes Episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks and The Shivering Truth Due to 'Cultural Sensitivities'

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1 year

The episode where they have Rich open up a loot crate and one of the items is a Avengers-brand bucket of visibly rotting mini hot dogs had me laughing til I cried

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@LavenderGhast

1 year

They had to stop because reality had outpaced parody.

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Die Another Day revealing that the villain is a North Korean guy who became white by shooting his DNA with a laser might be one of the funniest things a film has ever done

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7 months

The letterboxd reviewer who posted “this happened to my buddy eric”

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@starsandtigers

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Recent phenomenon where everyone tries to be the quirkiest person in the room and suddenly everything is ruined because everyone wants to be the weird quirky one and no one wants to be the normal guy.

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Dark Empire was widely considered to be one of the worst Star Wars EU runs, to the point where it was often brought up as a reason to justify getting rid of the EU, only for them to take the dumbest part and make it canon again in a much dumber way lol

insane moments in star wars history

@insanestarwars

7 months

Somehow, Palpatine returned. (1990)

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Still hilarious how the only Far Side that Gary Larson apologized for was the one making fun of Ishtar, because everyone told him it was awful but he hadn’t actually seen it himself and ended up thinking it was an okay film

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It is admittedly funny that one of the most popular soyjak variants is just traced off a still from Lawnmower Man instead of a real guy

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I’m impressed at the sheer speed of Spiderverse fans becoming one of the worst fanbases online. They managed to reach a terminal stage that fanbases for much worse things take months or years to get to in like 2-3 weeks

Kamii 💕

@kamii_momoru

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Im so tired and hope all undestand

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American animators have three options: Spongebob, some nepo writer’s pet project that gets cancelled after one season, or OneyPlays Animated - Peter Griffin Meets Freddy Freaker

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@HyperSchedules

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Nicktoons USA schedule for 3/25 - 3/31, 2024 EDT, subject to change/error. The schedule scales back to just 3 shows for spring break.

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How can someone not love this show

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@viperwave

1 year

It genuinely is one of the funniest shows ever made. Hansen walking in and the guy just knowing he's fucked up and shaking his hand is the funniest thing ever put on television.

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Me: You a sussy baka! Also Me: no YOU a sussy baka!

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>call a game Assassin’s Creed “Origins” >the next game takes place several centuries before it What were they thinking?

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BATMAN: [pulls out Bat-credit card] Never leave the cave without it! NOSTALGIA CRITIC:

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Guys who never got into Scott Pilgrim:

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Hard disagree, the brutalist utilitarian look of the EXOs is very much in line with the core philosophy of Helldivers. These are mass-produced units made to be spammed at the enemy… just like you, soldier!

Lawrence Nguyen 🇻🇳

@larrynguyen0096

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My pet peeve with Helldivers mech design is that they are too much of a fugly mobile pillbox. Honestly I prefer them look more humanoid like those Japanese-inspired mecha designs that can slash through hordes of bugs & dump all the heavy dakka at the bots with extreme prejudice.

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4 years

Remember how Lionhead talked up the difficult and complex decisions the player would have to make in Fable 3, and how they ended up being like

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Looking back it’s pretty nuts that he said this WHILE in the middle of suppressing info about ongoing sexual harassment at Blizzard

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🌴 Crassus 🌸🦜

@MarcusL_Crassus

9 months

Look at what they've done to my SCP Foundation dude it's become a content farm for kids on ipads playing roblox and watching Skibidi toilet

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Will never not be hilarious that the rights to adapt Lord of the Rings got scooped up by the studio best known for Nightmare on Elm Street and handed off to the guy who made Braindead, and they created what are now widely regarded as some of the greatest films of the 21st century

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It’s telling that people are responding with “you’re just upset you can’t say slurs without getting doxxed anymore.” with no mention of the monetization of everything, embedded ads and trackers everywhere, nobody making their own sites anymore, accurate search engine results etc.

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That big push around 2012/13 to paint certain game stories as ‘important’ and ‘deep’ did more lasting damage to games as a storytelling medium than people admit

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@stimhacked

10 months

What is an *actually* controversial game design opinion you hold?

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@LumpyTheCook

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I feel like all the Roald Dahl resentment from twitter checkies comes from knowing, deep down, that he was calling them out with this

Rob Davies

@ByRobDavies

1 year

Whatever you say about Road Dahl, the man had work-life balance absolutely nailed. Ooh, tough 90 minutes work this morning, was it? Better have some gin and prawns, followed by a three-hour snooze.

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@498_ffgghhjj

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It's probably not the case all the time, but I feel like it is.

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@LumpyTheCook

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Competitive “gamers” stop demanding games be as aesthetically bland as possible challenge [Impossible] (FAILED)

Eddie Viri

@BowserViri

7 months

Decluttering and simplifying areas on CS2 Inferno. Currently there's a lot of 'unnecessary' clutter and map designs affecting player visibility. Here are example edits removing objects, simplifying walls and flattening floor elevations to make competitive gameplay 'cleaner'.👍

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@LumpyTheCook

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone with a One Piece avatar or username who actually likes One Piece

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@luffyied

4 months

i genuinely need to understand what goes on in their heads when they draw women like this

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@LumpyTheCook

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Damn, he really IS the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard

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@LumpyTheCook

3 years

Sony is LITERALLY designing their games with DarksydePhil as the intended audience.

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@LumpyTheCook

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The silver lining to Disney ruining Star Wars is that all those butthurt Gen Xrs who spent a dozen years harassing George Lucas over the Prequels sincerely deserve everything that happened

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@LumpyTheCook

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Desperately brainstorming ways to convince kids that this is cool

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