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Michael Does Life

@MichaelDoesLife

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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
I was honestly ENJOYING my time with Elden Ring thus far UNTIL I got to my first boss. I was reminded how STUPIDLY difficult these games are. Why would I want to play something that's just NOT fun? Why doesn't this have an OPTIONAL "easy" mode? It's 2022---not 1999. Refunded.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
This is Cyberpunk 2077 - PS4 version 1.00. Resolution is literally below 720p and the game takes 20 seconds to load in textures. Inexcusable. Unfathomable. Unplayable.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Literally the best, most realistic death animations I've EVER seen in ANY video game. Legit wizards working at Naughty Dog
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
DO NOT BUY SAINTS ROW 2022
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Let's be HONEST. #Back4Blood is on Game Pass for a reason. Imagine spending $60 on THIS. ZERO detail. ZERO immersion. ZERO care.
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@MichaelDoesLife
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2 years
INEXCUSABLE
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
New Saints Row is an ABOMINATION and will go down as the WORST game of 2022. 3/10. ✅NPCs barely react to anything the player does ✅WORSE AI than Cyberpunk ✅NO cheat codes ✅LAZY VA performances ✅NOTHING to do within the world unless it's marked on the map
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
🚩No PS5 footage exists. 🚩No PS4 Pro footage exists. 🚩No PS4 footage exists. 🚩No Series X footage exists. 🚩No Series S footage exists. 🚩No Xbox One X footage exists. 🚩No Xbox One footage exists. The game releases in just 32 days..
@DyingLightGame
Dying Light
2 years
Dying Light 2 Stay Human is the most wishlisted game on Steam! We can't thank you enough for your support! And just like you, we're looking forward to the premiere on February 4th! See you in The City and #StayHuman ! #DyingLight2
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Honestly, for a condensed LINEAR experience with a MASSIVE budget that took nearly a DECADE to finish, Last of Us 2 doesn't hold up as well as you may remember. Maybe they'll get it right next time?
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
For it being a LINEAR game and taking nearly a decade to complete, Last of Us 2 doesn’t hold up as well as you might think...
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Bioshock Infinite, a game that came out in 2013, has more viewers than Halo Infinite on Twitch #HaloIsDead
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Battlefield 2042 makes Halo Infinite look like a PS2 game. Embarrassing. Huge L for Xbox and the Halo community. Sad.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Halo Infinite is yet ANOTHER unfished video game that, despite being delayed, was clearly rushed. It's hard to let stuff like this slide considering its budget and the fact that it's a late 2021 game running on flagship Xbox hardware...
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Name 1 Xbox game that looks this breathtaking. I’ll wait..
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PlayStation
2 years
New threats lurk at every turn in Horizon Forbidden West. @Guerrilla detail three dangerous new machines you’ll face when Aloy returns in February:
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
I predicted the downfall of Cyberpunk 2077 way back in 2019, but very few listened. One day the full doc will be made, but this will have to do for now...
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
The water in Far Cry 6 looks HORRIBLE
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Xbox has literally nothing in the pipeline that is on this level. Mind you, this is a game that was developed with 2013 hardware in mind and demolishes EVERY game on Series X from a tech standpoint. Xbox lost. Again.
@JoeMiller101
Joe Miller
2 years
Insane level of fluidity and environmental interaction! 😯 Naughty Dog is simply a generation ahead of competitors!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
The #MatrixAwakens tech demo wishes it could looks this good #HorizonForbiddenWest
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
$500 MILLION Wii game lmao
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
WTF is going on with Dying Light 2? There's ZERO gameplay of the game running on ANY consoles at the moment. Only high-end PC. It comes out in just one month. Even the PS4 Pro version the press played didn't feature the full merit of the game. The next Cyberpunk is coming..
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Be wary of Dying Light 2. It releases in just 12 days---and this is ALL they have to show for.. ✅20 SECONDS of PS4 gameplay ✅ZERO Xbox One gameplay ✅ZERO Xbox Series S gameplay ✅All impressions are exclusive to PC version ✅Embargo lifts 24 hours before release (Cyberpunk)
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@MichaelDoesLife
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Cyberpunk 2077 painful launch
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Not even one month later and Halo Infinite is already dead. DrDisRespect was right. Needed BR to cement its longevity. Sad.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
As you can see, Halo Infinite isn't a next-gen game. It's a mobile game. Battlefield 2042 is LIGHTYEARS ahead of Halo. Massive L for 343 and the Halo community
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Red Dead Redemption 2 is a 2018 video game and its LIGHTYEARS ahead of this so called "next-gen" Cyberpunk 2077 1.5 update that just came out. In Red Dead, NPCs actually eat food. In Cyberpunk? They pretend..
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Halo Infinite is dying...
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
As someone who single handedly exposed Cyberpunk 2077 and was on USA Today, Forbes & IGN because of it, I can confirm that this NOWHERE near as bad or even in the same league as the disasterious launch of Cyberpunk 2077
@nintendolife
Nintendo Life
2 years
GTA Trilogy Could Be This Year's 'Cyberpunk 2077' As Rockstar Is Flooded With Refund Requests #NintendoSwitch #GTA
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Dying Light, a game that came out in 2015, has more viewers than Halo Infinite on Twitch #HaloIsDead
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
It’s time.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
I TRIED to give Elden Ring another chance but this game just isn't respecting my time. After putting HOURS into just upgrading stats, I've yet to be rewarded. Why aren't enemies getting ANY easier? Why is EVERYTHING such a hassle? Why is this game obsessed with being so anti-fun?
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
The new Saints Row is more technologically advanced than built from the ground up PS5 exclusives
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
The new Warzone map isn't even out yet and it's STILL beating Halo Infinite in viewership. It's dead, folks. Time to move. The shill party is over.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Xbox Series X and S are the most pointless console on the market today.
@JoeMiller101
Joe Miller
2 years
Interesting… in The Matrix Awakens tech demo - during stress tests - #PS5 on average performs up to 20% better than #SeriesX ! Thanks to @N_X_G for another great analysis! #MatrixAwakens
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Wow. Possibly coming out THIS year? Sony is ready to make a DAMN POINT. Xbox has NOTHING.
@NESbot_feed
NESbot
2 years
Jeffrey Grubb on the Last of Us remake: "I keep hearing that's coming out this year, this holiday"
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
ABSOLUTELY INEXCUSABLE. SOURCE: Digital Foundry
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Aged like milk…
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
lmfao
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
$500 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
4 years
@Naughty_Dog Looks HORRIBLE. Should have waited until PS5. Sad!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Cyberpunk 2077 is, especially on base PS4, an unmitigated technical disaster from hell
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
6 years
Imagine buying a PS4 Pro just for this...YIKES #SpidermanPS4
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Halo from 2001 is more detailed than Halo Infinite
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Thank you @TechlandGames for pulling that curtain back in a way that makes sense. This is quite impressive! #DyingLight2
@DyingLightGame
Dying Light
2 years
Dying Light 2 Stay Human on your old gen consoles? We’ve got a comparison video for you. Check it out! ❤️ #DyingLight2 #StayHuman
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Michael Does Life
2 years
Reminder, this game took more money to make than the RMS Titanic. Let that sink in…
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
elden ring so mid it put me to sleep
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
As of this tweet, Rocket League is destroying Halo Infinite in terms of viewership on Twitch. Halo is dead.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Imagine defending the lazy, millennial devs over at CDPR. They suck. Admit it. They have NO IDEA what they're doing. Fact that THIS made its way into the final build is INEXCUSABLE. You have to be fucking kidding me. This is on PS5, by the way.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
4 years
@IGN Sony just LOST. LMAO! It's OVER! Xbox presents an INCREDIBLE value this gen. PlayStation, on other hand, does NOT. Sad!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
SANTA CLAUS IS IN ELDEN RING GOTY
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
6 years
YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! This is so HORRIBLE looking. No sense of true speed or momentum here in #SpiderManPS4 as the web swinging in nothing but pre-canned animations. Spider-Man 2, a 15 year old game, still has it beat. Sad. #MaybeNextTime
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Michael Does Life
2 years
Halo Infinite is legitimately one of the WORST looking games of all time. Shit looks like a Wii game from 2007..
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Enemies don't even move or react when being charged with the horse. The game is really, really bad. The initial fun I had during the opening segment is quickly dissipating. The framework is showing. It's becoming clinical. A grind. I don't like.
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Michael Does Life
3 years
Red Dead Redemption 2 is LIGHTYEARS ahead of Cyberpunk 2077, in terms of detail, depth and open world design. There's ZERO detail in Cyberpunk. Even UBISOFT does a better job. LOWER your expectations right NOW, folks. The biggest blunder in all of vidya is nearly here...
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
100k viewers btw. Dead game is DEAD. It's OVER!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Halo Infinite is dying
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
It's Sunday. These numbers for Halo Infinite are embarrassing.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Water in Cybeprunk 2077 has already been DOWNGRADED. Shame most people will NEVER know about this. No telling what else has been altered at this point. Sad!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Halo Infinite is a disgrace to the games industry. IF you like it, great---but don't ignore its blatant faults. That would make you a hypocrite.. ✅$60 physical copy DOESN'T include the game ✅Unfinished day one ✅Requires online in order to even play SP ✅Dwindling player count
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Michael Does Life
2 years
It's even WORSE than I could've imagined.. #SaintsRow
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Elden Ring FAILED to dethrone GTA IV
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Far Cry 6 is the worst game I've played in YEARS. You literally do nothing but aimlessly roam the big, bloated lifeless map and eliminate anything that moves on the screen for hours and hours and hours. Ubisoft should stop making these terrible, terrible games
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
4 years
@IGN The PS fanboys can't stop talking aout Halo Infinite. Sad! Rent free. Wait until they find out PS5 is delayed into 2021. LMAO!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
xQc lost his smile when he heard Michael Does Life barging in with that reality check. It's OVER!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
WTF how is this NOT fixed by now? CDPR had an entire fucking YEAR. 365 days. Think. About. That.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
This is Cyberpunk 2077 on PS4 nearly one year since its release with all the updates installed. As you can clearly see, the game is still an unmitigated disaster in just about every aspect. Inexcusable.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
@summergamefest E3 is better
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
No matter how many mods you install, you won't get (at least not yet) this performance out of GTA 5 on PC. PS5 will be the BEST place to play GTA 5 come March 15. And ONLY for TEN DOLLARS.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Fuck CD Projekt Red. Cyberpunk, especially on PS4, is a complete, total DISASTER. Where are the console reviews? They're hiding the reality. I have been playing it on PS4 for days now---it's 20x WORSE than whatever the PC version has to show for
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
The PS5 is the worst PlayStation console. Soulless, unstable and zero games to play on it. Sad!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Why doesn't this just zap me up automatically? Why is EVERYTHING in this game such a CONVOLUTED process? The world is compelling to explore, sure, but it's just a big training area in disguise for the player to farm/upgrade shit before boss battles. Don't waste your time. 2/10.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Whether you wanna admit it or not, #HalloweenKills is an instant CLASSIC. It's a misunderstood film. This scene, for example, might've been perceived as a poorly shot/edited/rushed sequence, but it's clearly smarter than most give it credit for. Masterpiece.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Cyberpunk 2077 has already been DOWNGRADED on PS4/PS5. The water now, thanks to the latest update, looks HORRIBLE, and I have the footage to prove it. There also seems to be LESS NPCs in certain areas. Sad!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Any devs out there? How embarrassing must it be to have something like this make its way into the gold master copy? #Cyberpunk2077
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Elden Ring is a total DISASTER ✅Many reviewers didn't even finish the game ✅ZERO old-gen console reviews exist ✅PC Performance is ABYSMAL
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
1 year
Modern gaming is truly amazing. Hogwarts Legacy requires internet in order to play. Outstanding job, Avalanche!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
CDPR sucks. I'll expose Cyberpunk 2077 TOMORROW---in full. Bottom line: If you don't have great internet, slow internet or have a limited data cap, do NOT buy Cyberpunk 2077 on console. What's mastered on that disc is the most embarrassing excuse for a video game ever shipped.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
I'd rather get the vaccine than watch this
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
He BLOCKED me but has NO problem using MY content for his gain. Sad!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
Battlefield 2042 is shaping up to be the next Cyberpunk fiasco. Let me explain. You basically need to be "rich" in order to play the game properly. Either a $1-3k PC rig or a PS5/X. There's been ZERO footage of the game running on PS4/One for a reason
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
IMAGINE defending Cyberpunk 2077 in late 2021. Are ya'll SERIOUS? ONE YEAR. ONE. YEAR. NOTHING was accomplished.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
4 years
@Nibellion 1080p 30 FPS is quite indicative of PS5's actual performance
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
@JustAnLED Looks WAY better than Elden Ring. Sony is on TOP for a reason. Cope.
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Michael Does Life
2 years
OH NO NO NO NO IT'S OVER
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
LOOK at this...what went so unequivocally wrong with gaming? SOURCE:
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
IMAGINE defending this #DyingLight2
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Saints Row has WORKING MIRRORS---something you don't see too often in modern day gaming
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
3 years
NO ONE is on my level...
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Keanu Reeves has never played Cyberpunk 2077. Can't blame him. But someone is clearly lying here. And I don't think it's Keanu...
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
✅Dying Light 2 is trash ✅Horizon FW is trash ✅Elden Ring will be trash 2022 is off to a HORRIBLE start---but brainless consumers (and shills) will try and convince otherwise. Stop WASTING your money on terrible, terrible, terrible software. Support independent developers.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
I am the best in the world at what I do. Acknowledge me.
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
Why is spawning the horse so unintuitive? I have to cycle thru shit and in total it's a FIVE FUCKING BUTTONS press just to summon it. WHAT THE FUCK. In Red Dead, you press ONE fucking button..
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3 years
Cyberpunk 2077 crashes MORE on PS5 than PS4. WHAT THE FUCK!
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@MichaelDoesLife
Michael Does Life
2 years
More censorship found in GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition. You hate to see it. Sad. I'm seriously considering NOT buying this. Fuck.
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Michael Does Life
2 years
Just bought GOTY
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Michael Does Life
2 years
This looks HORRIBLE
@GothamKnights
Gotham Knights
2 years
They don’t always see eye to eye, but Nightwing and Red Hood can agree on one thing — protect Gotham at all costs. #GothamKnights Watch the full Gameplay Demo on YouTube here:
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