man who would have beheaded enemies on horseback across the steppe now asked to filter columns by value in excel for eight hours

@alluringfog he can be my eunuch

@sh44sti I'm playing with the abacus for 8 hours and I come back with an idea for taxes but everyone is drunk and feasting so I go back to the abacus

@alluringfog @sh44sti I would have been an NPC street vendor selling spicy dumplings

@alluringfog @sh44sti And now you’re being asked to behead your foes, what sort of a topsy turby world are we in 😭

@alluringfog @sh44sti I wouldda taken the L to the bubonic plague at age 5