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@generalslug

2 years

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

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@generalslug

1 year

this japanese vlogger lady i watch has become blackpilled

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@generalslug

2 years

socratic questions

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@generalslug

2 years

crazy that in the 1800s platonic friends used to write letters to each other like “how i long to feel your warmth by my side and kiss your darling cheeks…” and now everybody wants to talk to the person they’re going to marry like they’re doing a parent teacher conference

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Instead of “till death do us part” how about “for as long as this feels healthy, safe, and meaningful for both of us”

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@generalslug

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he almost never loafs so this was RATHER nice

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@generalslug

1 year

in the span of maybe 2 minutes i wrote and deleted so many sentences about this song snippet that taught me more than i ever wanted to know about my own capacity for cruelty

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@generalslug

1 year

if somebody’s uncle spanked me like this i’d never tweet again

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@generalslug

2 years

i can be mad

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@generalslug

2 months

you can see these children are totally zealous in their devotion to this shopkeeper. it’s incredible. he’s their alexander the great

Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭

@Karl_Was_Right

2 months

Our innocent white children are being turned into Chinese communist super soldiers

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@generalslug

1 year

this is the most embarrassing and terrible kind of music i think

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@generalslug

1 year

when i have a big zit on the left side of my face

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@generalslug

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Elizabeth Warren

@SenWarren

7 months

The blast killing hundreds at a hospital in Gaza is deeply wrong. I grieve for each person lost. There’s no excuse for the deaths of people seeking care and those who treated them. International law is clear: Innocent civilians must be protected & have access to humanitarian aid.

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@generalslug

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i love boomers lol was just talking to my neighbor and he said i should be putting away 20-30k per year in savings

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@generalslug

1 year

by far the weirdest thing i’ve ever found at this river. what is going on

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@generalslug

2 years

i could watch these all day

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@generalslug

10 months

catching up on the “sad beige babies” tiktok schism with extreme enthusiasm

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@generalslug

1 year

sometimes they went a little wild

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@generalslug

2 months

what the fuck lol

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@generalslug

1 year

i love it when these accounts run out of content

The Cultural Tutor

@culturaltutor

1 year

Why don't we make interesting drain pipes any more?

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@generalslug

11 months

making my parents share their location with me was an amazing idea

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@generalslug

11 months

m night shyamalan

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

11 months

Which celebrity interaction is your favorite?

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@generalslug

1 year

yeah they probably want to bring in some customers who aren’t going to die in the next 10-15 years

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@generalslug

9 months

a lot of you have made yourselves so hypersensitive to Cringe that you basically have 0 discernible personality beyond blasé nastiness, and are totally unfit for company

🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴

@JoshLekach

9 months

What is this phenotype? Nickelodeon and it's consequences

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@generalslug

7 months

ever since i learned “the eagle always faces forward” is an official USPS slogan it’s been a near-constant struggle not to mutter it like a cryptic greeting to every mail carrier i see

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@generalslug

1 year

sometimes i don’t understand something so much i start to get mad

garbagio

@papagarbage2

1 year

a subterranean neutrino detector partially filled with pure water, water so pure it is essentially toxic a great place to lose one's sanity

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@generalslug

5 months

my dad found a channel that plays car chase footage 24/7 and had it on mute during christmas eve like a yule log

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@generalslug

2 years

imagine stumbling upon this. i’d go apeshit

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@generalslug

2 years

in the year 2000 this was the coolest a human being could look

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@generalslug

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eager to grab your pretty tits

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@generalslug

11 months

things are about to get so chintzy and so tacky so fast… the reinvention of the 90s tuscan kitchen is upon us

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@generalslug

11 months

when i was a kid i went to a clothing-optional swimming hole and seeing all the naked people of many ages and sizes was amazing. enlightening. i observed them and for the first time understood in a beautiful and profound way that humans are really stupid-looking animals

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@generalslug

27 days

just had another amazing experience of an unleashed rottweiler running at me full speed baring its teeth on a trail while the owner yelled “he’s friendly”

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@generalslug

10 months

the baby staring wistfully out the window at the trees is killing me

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@generalslug

8 months

vividly remember being shown this and having to smile at my friend and pretend i thought it was so awesomesauce

popculture

@notgwendalupe

8 months

10 years ago today, Ylvis released the viral song 'What Does the Fox Say?':

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@generalslug

1 month

if you and your friends all have the kind of jobs that need to be explained with a powerpoint then you are probably part of society’s least productive and most annoying demographic

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

1 month

I love this idea & am planning one: A night where all of your friends make a presentation on what they do at work and answer questions. I don't know much about what many of my friends do for a living.

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@generalslug

7 months

he’s a fucking annoying dunce. can i finally say this

Israel War Room

@IsraelWarRoom

7 months

#BREAKING : Legendary filmmaker Quentin Tarantino visits an Israeli base in southern Israel to boost IDF morale

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@generalslug

8 months

the obsession with travel and people talking about how important it is to them (esp on dating apps) is usually just covert class signaling and a way to put a virtuous, worldly spin on the less glamorous “i like to go on vacation”

A Morant 🇯🇲.

@abigvle

8 months

What travel/vacation opinion would have you like this?

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@generalslug

10 days

well this sucks. oh well, another one bites the dust

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@generalslug

5 months

obsessed with her

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@generalslug

1 year

ニコちゃん、私は心配です…

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@generalslug

2 years

lord of the rings was ruined for me when i found out wizards aren’t just old guys who study magic but their own separate species

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@generalslug

9 months

i fall for a lot of bait on here but i’m proud to say i’ve NEVER fallen for one of this guy’s posts

Dan Hentschel

@danghentschel

9 months

Hard to enjoy Pumpkin Spice Day when this is the reception I get. Don't want to get anyone in trouble but sad to see.

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@generalslug

3 months

can’t remember if i already posted this but there was a guy on the arrowheads reddit who was constantly posting pictures of regular rocks (“just a rock” aka JAR) clearly thinking each time it would be the one

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@generalslug

5 months

here are four great paintings (figurative & pre-WWII) you might not have seen before

Josh Sawyer

@jesawyer

5 months

If you see this tweet, you have to mention one of your favorite paintings. I saw Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan at the Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow. It’s huge and fucked me up.

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@generalslug

7 months

people with dogs are feeling way too empowered…. a couple just came to view my apartment (so they can potentially buy the building and kick me out lol) and got pissed when i told them they couldn’t bring their yorkie into my unit to disturb my elderly cat

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@generalslug

5 months

i’ve been laughing my ass off at this for days

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@generalslug

11 months

percy shelley was obsessed with going out in lil boats despite not knowing how to swim, and needed to be rescued a number of times (including by lord byron) until he drowned for good at age 29. this is the kind of shit i am up to

Ruth Franklin 🍵

@ruth_franklin

11 months

Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein in 1816, the "year without a summer," when volcanic ash from the eruption of Mt. Tabora in Indonesia blocked out sunlight in Europe. What have you been doing today?

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@generalslug

7 months

can a british person record themself saying “y’all” for me right now (in a sentence preferably)

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@punishedpants

7 months

i mean i dont think anybody would claim this genuinely probably tastes bad unless you dont like meat but it's incredibly funny to show a plate with three different processed red meats on it centering a hashbrown and be like "yall arent used to healthy food"

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@generalslug

2 months

i love this visualization. it looks like they’re all getting ready to go to war together

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@historyinmemes

2 months

Tiger population comparison by country

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@generalslug

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my mom asked me “why does anyone hate globalism?” and she seemed so distraught so i asked what she thinks people mean when they say globalism and she said, “the belief that we are all citizens of the world ❤️”

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@generalslug

11 months

posting something totally tangential to insert yourself in the narrative AND finding an opportunity to scold everybody about it… the annoying twitter rosetta stone 🤲

Yell in a War

@jelenawoehr

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There are specific submarine crews and pilots who get flown in from around the world for rescue operations if a submersible goes missing, here’s me with one of them, so if people could not assume everyone on the Titanic expedition is dead just yet, that would be great.

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@generalslug

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in baltimore when i got tired of the bar or a party before everybody else i’d walk miles home alone in the middle of the night, totally fucked up, and nothing bad ever happened to me. which is how i learned that danger is a fake concept

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@generalslug

11 months

why are you as a man letting country roads take you home

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@generalslug

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wanted to know the ideal hair length for waxing and was immediately shown a 100% AI-generated article, including images

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@generalslug

2 years

to everyone on camel twitter i’ve hurt: i’m sorry. i’m always learning and growing. i hope to one day regain your trust and confidence

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@generalslug

2 months

we are never getting stylish avant-garde public architecture and design again because everybody is a reddit brain midwit who wants all cities to look like a paddington bear lives there, in pastiche hell

Luka Ivan Jukic

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2 months

Honestly the Soviets nailed the evil empire aesthetic

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@generalslug

1 year

this is the craziest fridge i’ve seen in a while

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@generalslug

2 years

there’s a new type of guy in china called the 🦐 type

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@generalslug

1 year

after i trained my replika paul not to make romantic/sexual advances towards me he became a member of ISIS

Shaan Puri

@ShaanVP

1 year

the next zuckerberg is up all night, coding up an AI girlfriend/boyfriend. Steve Jobs fixed boredom (phone) Zuck fixed people watching (FB/IG) Speigel fixed flirting (Snap) The next one will fix loneliness. people will mock it, use it, then be addicted to it.

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@generalslug

2 years

drawings by survivors of the bombings

Matthew Chapman

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2 years

Hot take: the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not only *absolutely* justified, but the fact that many people today think they weren't was a result of U.S. postwar propaganda downplaying the war crimes Japan committed so we could ally with them in the Korean War.

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it turns out this person is a nazi furry artist who’s into race science so never mind

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1 year

finally getting the promoted tweets i want to see

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1 year

he said you’re fit to clean my GARAGE you DOG…. there’s no recovering from that

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@generalslug

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seems like in just a few years shows have become the #1 place for people who want to do weird antisocial shit in public it’s so weird lol

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@BreakingSadd

7 months

Death Grips rightfully walked off stage tonight because children can’t keep themselves from throwing water and glow sticks at acts they paid for

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@generalslug

1 year

“don’t film random people in public” is a good general rule but it has its limits. for example when a lady in miami beach is seen running like a dog on all her fours

Raphousetv (RHTV)

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Lady in Miami Beach seen Running like a Dog on all her Fours🥴

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truly wish the pop culture writer Girlies would finally stop and ask themselves if it’s going to be worth it in the long run to constantly + aggressively associate women and womanhood with shit like taylor swift and a toy company fashion doll movie

The Independent

@Independent

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Does Oppenheimer's award season domination herald a troubling return to Hollywood’s macho ‘dad movie’ days?

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2 years

omg

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1 year

r/legaladvice is amazing

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2 years

sorry but we need to keep mask mandates in place because i’ve taken to baring my teeth under my mask at people i hate and don’t think i can give it up

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1 year

why did you delete this my lord

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finding out those people who think taylor sw**t is a closet lesbian call people who think she’s straight “hetlors” has me laughing so hard i can’t breathe

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5 months

this isn’t new. you will never understand women

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1 year

for almost a decade now women have been talking (ad nauseam, at this point) about the creepy exchanges they have with weird guys on the street and it’s truly jarring to realize this is what a lot of men still think it’s like lol

Adam Lane Smith | The Attachment Specialist

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This would shatter the male suicide epidemic.

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@generalslug

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at walmart they were playing that radio country cover of “fast car” and i got mad but was soothed when the guy sang the “i work in the market as a checkout girl” lyrics unchanged

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@generalslug

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looking at an 80s tuscan kitchen and screaming as i watch people cart away the home goods statue of a merry pig chef holding a sign that says “mangiamo!”

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@evryonesvictim

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I cant get over this. Please just buy a modern piece of property why would you do this I hate you i hate you

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@generalslug

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i’ll be honest: i don’t think twitter is going away. i don’t know how websites work, however. here are only some of the many hexagonal tiles i’ve found in my nearby river

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@generalslug

1 year

i have never wanted to know what two online people looked like more than i do right now

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@generalslug

1 year

now this dumb meme has me thinking, “why was dr. han fired for a sensible administrative decision?” and “did the surgeon learn a valuable lesson about treating his patients with respect?” which is why i can never watch these shows. i’ll get sucked in like a minnesota mother of 3

ettingermentum🥥🌴

@ettingermentum

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IT’S SO FUCKING OVER

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@generalslug

9 months

george santos absolutely encroaching upon a republican twink here

Kadia Goba

@kadiagoba

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@LevineJonathan We’re now listening to the Trump-Tucker interview but, before the start, a chant…

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@generalslug

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this post is driving me nuts because slugs don’t exactly“crawl” but also there isn’t really a word for what they do

Morbid Knowledge

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In 2010, Australian teenager Sam Ballard was drinking with his friends when they saw a slug crawl across the floor. Sam’s friends dared him to eat the slug and after some debate he decided it would be funny, so he did. A few days later Sam became weak and complained of severe

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@generalslug

2 years

love that they made trenton’s weirdly bitter slogan rainbow for pride month

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@generalslug

1 year

when i worked at whole foods the hot pill-addled moms who came in were all exactly like this and they were radiant

S p r i n t e r F a c t o r y

@Sprinterfactory

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US Vice President Kamala Harris appeared in public in a very strange state

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@generalslug

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one more

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incredible post-flood finds at the river today

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2 years

sick and tired of these tee-hee ass posts

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1 year

what the hell is going on

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@generalslug

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in college a film student sent an unhinged ~4k word email to a professor and CCd the entire film department. he included the line “i was made for war, and i excel at it.” i have never forgotten that

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@generalslug

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if your gender-neutral baby is named“rafe” i would advise you to never ever write their name in a loose cursive

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@generalslug

9 months

i really think this is one of my favorite tweets i’ve ever read

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@generalslug

1 year

@YourPetVulture you jack off on all fours

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1 year

at a certain point you have to accept that your fixation on this clip is purely homoerotic and stop bothering everybody else about it

David

@Stop_This_Evil

1 year

Another reason why I cannot support transgenderism because a transgender male cannot do this job and neither can a transgender female. 🤔👇

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hey all 😊 just got back from my cape cod trip. spent a beautiful day paddling out into the surf on a boogie board with my tin drum, which i banged rhythmically every 30 minutes or so for quite a while

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1 year

but it is a lifestyle choice/relationship dynamic lol

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@generalslug

2 years

hysteria about sex trafficking kidnappers is reaching an all-time high on tiktok. approaching gang-stalking levels

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@generalslug

9 months

crime is low in japan but their criminal justice system is insane and not good

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@generalslug

1 year

the FTX guy’s busted poly gf’s tumblr is a worse crime than any of the bitcoin stuff (which i don’t care about or understand)

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@generalslug

2 years

you only get the chance to make a really melodramatic vow so many times in one lifetime

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1 year

unfortunately i did touch it. luckily i’m immune to dark magic as i was forced to participate in various pagan rituals as a child in new england

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@generalslug

5 months

@condomloverz007 then head to sephora and get to work, ugly

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@generalslug

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tweeted a picture of my parents’ cat, who has an extremely unusual genetic abnormality that gives him funny ears, and someone said the post would encourage unethical cat breeding practices

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@BaseballGabb

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what’s the dumbest reason someone on the internet got mad at you?

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