"You're not gonna take on the most powerful military in the World with just your AR-15! Reeeeeeeeee! "
"On January 6, two hundred people nearly overthrew our democracy! Reeeeeeeeee!"
- - Same people
@MaLiKyEEsWoRlD
@BritMartinez
Please!
100% of Culture is geared toward Women.
Can't Men have a minute? Just one?!
Just a minute without listening to "This happens to women too!"
We know!!!!
That's all everyone talks about 23:59:59 of every day.
I have a confession to make.
I have been living a lie on Twitter for over 12 years and I can't bear to go on with it another minute.
I must come out.
I prefer oatmeal raisin to chocolate chip.
Weight. Lifted.
My son took his first managerial position 2 weeks ago and already had to fire someone.
Now that kid's father wants to talk to my son about it.
Talk to your own son for not doing his work FFS!
The F-15 is the greatest fighter plane ever.
But the F-14 in the USS Nimitz VF-84 livery is the coolest looking fighter plane ever
A naval fighter jet flying a pirate flag on the tail?
Baby! That's icy!
@Fifty_ShadesOfD
1) If he isn't looking at you after you've spoken your third sentence about what Braelynne said at lunch, you're talking too much...
2) True love is BJs before he asks.
3) Be his cheerleader not the Opposing Attorney.
@LakeWAlife
@FreeBeacon
They know it damage is done.
They know the People can't vote themselves out of this mess now.
This is like looting a Target for them.
"AP" Use quotes around the slang term "AP" which originally described an unbiased newsticker that stood in conception as an upholder of Truth and neutral information.
Some people and groups, especially leftists, now use it as a backstop for their subversive commie perversions
Use quotes around the slang term “woke," which originally described enlightenment or awakening about issues of racial and other forms of social justice.
Some people and groups, especially conservatives, now use it in a derogatory sense implying what they see as overreactions.
I have to ask this:
Who is dumber?
The person that drinks fish tank cleaner?
Or
The person that believes Trump made the person drink the fish tank cleaner?
My candidates for an all-female flight to Mars.
Lauren Duca
Jessica Valenti
Hels
Better Midler
Joy Behar
Katie Hirono
Kristen Gillebrand
PublicRoad
Kamala Harris
Lena Dunham
Max Boot
Joy Reid
Ana Navarro
I mean. They're all astronauts anyway!
One is an actual life-long addition to a man's life.
The other is an expensive decoration that will rot in place over 20 years.
Think hard about it, guys.
I know Women hate this, but boys do need a place where they just get to be, you know, "boys", unmoderated by the presence of girls.
Comic books, Pop Warner football, and the Boy Scouts used to be those places.
Amazing!
A Democrat wins a close race and it's called and over an hour later
A Republican wins one and they find ballots in the trunks of cars on cinderblocks in downtown Phoenix for months!
And everytime, they count 92% for the Democrat! Somehow!
How cosmic!
@GoodHairBeks
A lot of words for: "I really don't want to go out on a date"
(seriously, do these women know the only Men they are filtering out are the ones they can actually respect...??? 🤦🤷)
Is an AR 15 overkill as a firearm?
Who fucking cares?
Ban it and tomorrow, they'll want to ban. 45 semiautomatic pistols.
Then, next week they'll want to ban 9MMs (too many rounds)
Then, next week revolvers. They repeat fire too.
Not one more inch! Not one!
In 50 years of life, the hardest thing I have ever faced is to watch my parents deteriorate before my very eyes.
That palpable black fear you can actually feel weighing inside your skull right behind your ears that each time you see one might be the last....
The man runs a company that mass manufactures one of the most advanced automobiles in production.
Makes a reusable LEO launch vehicle that lands itself.
But we're going to question his decision to fire the "Is this post offensive to gay pygmy wiccans panel" on an internet BBS?
Time for some game theory:
1) Buy Greenland
2) Call it "Utopoftheworldia"
3) Move all the Progressives there
4) Institute a gun ban
5) Prohibit the consumption of meat (Cowfarts, bruh!)
6) Straight forward from there!
2 senators cannot be allowed to defeat what 48 senators and 210 House members want. We must stand with the working families of our country. We must combat climate change. We must delay passing the Infrastructure Bill until we pass a strong Reconciliation Bill.
@FreeBeacon
I'd enjoy November's bloodbath
...if it weren't for the problems these people made the last 18 months that won't be fixed until my kids die of old age
Every morning I pick up a newspaper, a cup of coffee, a fragmentation grenade and a .45 at the Sheetz by my house.
It's pricey, but the gumball machines that dispense pistols at the Walmart aren't always full.
Do the people who won't let their family visit them for Thanksgiving over a vaccination know that they are the type of people everyone was dreading visiting in the first place???
I’ve observed elections for 22+ years. Honestly, this election was not only fair, it was the most secure, transparent, and scrutinized election in US history. And all done with record turnout during a pandemic. A triumph of American democracy.
Ladies.
If you catch your husband/boyfriend looking at a younger woman, don't go with the "You know? She's young enough to be your daughter!" bit.
That means NOTHING to us!
Instead try:
"Do you *really* wanna train another one of us???"
That's talking to him on his level.
@LibertarianRed1
Hmmm....
One person getting a chance at a life in one hand.
A person who had a chance and, convicted, after full due process of law, of crimes heinous enough to make him an enemy of civil society.
Yeah...
The switch is totes samsies.
Pro Choice Twitter is proof that Progressives are immoral
Student loan Twitter is proof that Progressives are irresponsible
Climate Change Twitter is proof that Progressives are misinformed
Electoral College Twitter is proof that Progressives are just plain illiterate!
I'm sorry.
I will not clean up a mistake by murdering another Human Being.
And as a Man, I am speaking up. We don't write off our responsibilities to others by saying "Her Body. Her Choice."
That shit is for pure, unfiltered losers!
Last Sunday, without my noticing her first, my son saw a little, elderly lady, struggling with a full cart of groceries.
He rushed over and helped her with the cart and load the back of her car. He took the cart back to the store too.
My son! ❤️
Twitter can basically be divided into 2 camps.
People who don't know what the Hell you're talking about.
People who don't know what the Hell they're talking about.
"General Soulemani was a freedom fighter and patriot. America had no business assassinating him despite how many of our soldiers he killed"
"Rush Limbaugh deserves to die painfully and suffer in the deepest pits of Hell for the things he says!"
--Same people
"I love living in a country where I'm free to burn the Flag, because, you know, fuck the people that died for that freedom!"
- Liberals
"If you want to be provocative with you MAGA hat, you get what's coming to you!"
-Also Liberals
@amyleblanc
@annbauerwriter
Yes.
The for-profit banks that funded those loans are just punching in zeroes in the principal balance field in their accounting software.
I'm sure their shareholders are going to question the reduction to the asset side of their balance sheets.
Nope.
Next time know the topic
If you're pissed off at Bill Maher for pointing out that there's no moral currency in condemning people who are already dead over History you don't understand, you're really just mad he was indicting YOU.
Cope and seethe while you sit on it until it hatches.
The rule applies here.
The first person to throw is in the wrong.
Gender isn't germane to that.
Second: it might be helpful to remind girls to get real and that boys look at body language too.
"Threat = Threat"
Notice there's no "Yeah but that's a girl" in that math.