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Cancrine Bibliophile

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From L to R, top to bottom. Goldie, Ash, Smitten, Daisy, and Coco.

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@notcapnamerica @shemarmoore I was so scared to read this but happy once I did!

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@BravoKiloActual @vedbedagy @HerbsandDirt You’re the same to a 32 year old.

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@simsimmaaz @wtflanksteak Oh, and for weeks it would pop back up like a new scandal variant.

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@ChloeBailey Time to hand out slight variations of “bait songs” to see who the leak is.

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@d_la_reina If I were a celebrity I would absolutely play with the public by leaving little easter eggs in pics. If i had celebrity friends I’d rope them in too. Wear a distinct scrunchie then have someone else have it on their counter in a pic… all kinds of tomfoolery.

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@beebinout @ihyjuju Right this moment

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@TheBaddestMitch “Two peekaboos then hit the bricks”

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@JordanOwl28 @KirstAllum I thought he was flirting back.

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@ayoair Yves Saint Laurent marketing department calling Corona’s PR asking for advice.

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@ChudsOfTikTok @DeathMetalV Grandpa let him get several punches in before half heartedly trying to stop him.

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@LeaundraRoss You can show this to the target audience but most won’t believe and will brush it off as us bitter, jealous, and old women having picked the wrong guy.

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@nhoodpublicist My godfather once complained about my godmother’s homemade pie crust. She said “Ok. You can eat Pillsbury’s then.” She never made another pie crust again as long as she lived.

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@KaylarWill I think she’s the oldest girl and they’re all siblings. Of course 😁

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@TheEbonyMessiah He did. Found them all homes. 🥹

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@DonCorleANN Them: There are always signs. You just ignored them. Also them: Not like that!

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@EruditeElf This reminds me of the story I saw about a deer going into a small store in a rural area. They gave the deer a cookie. It left and brought back like 5 other deer looking for a cookie.

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@boitumelo_Htumi @PopBase Sorry I’m busy that…decade.

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@KirkWrites79 Yolanda should probably decline parole in 2025 😳

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@pronounced_ing There is no bigger flex than being the person who gives (makes!) the favorite lovie of a child. You win life.

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@OrangePaulp I like frozen vegetables because the me in the grocery store and the me after putting away all those groceries are two very different people. I might cook it that night or a month later.

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@naima They know you by name? When pregnant with my son Whataburger started giving me the employee discount because they saw me so much. ☺️

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@cremeablan @Jani__Gee What neck?

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@EruditeElf My bad, it was peanut butter (I found it! )

Deer Enters A Gift Shop Looking For Food, Comes Back Later With Her...

Deer Enters A Gift Shop Looking For Food, Comes Back Later With Her Entire FamilyLori Jones works in a little gift shop and convenience store at the Horsetoo...

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@DPMCanty He was punishing her. Going through the big D and I don’t mean Dallas.

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@talleyberrybaby I love when little kids don’t know what something is called so they just describe it. 🥰

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@LRNROSE Yeah. You your sister should have chosen less similar names…oh, wait. 😐

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@StabbyandSpicy Those poor kids. You know she has frightened them to obscene levels.

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@brownandbella And if people start panicking, as one might in a Popeye the Sailor man’s spinach can, they use up more oxygen.

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@anamorphisis Wait till they find out what their own birthday tells everyone.

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@IvyKungu I wonder if it is in the same vein of how parents are different as grandparents. NOW they found the McDonald’s money 🤣

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@SupernovaMomma Right up there with finding out friends/family knew and didn’t tell you. 🤯

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@solomonmissouri And men famously come healed and issue free, especially the older ones.

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@TheOluwabukunmi I knew before I looked that the men would be flooding the comments with bitter tears never realizing the hypocrisy.

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@notcapnamerica The only thing I defend this aggressively are my children and my food.

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@SiO2moyer @tradcatboy @yulefeline @SlurricaneH Butt dial vs booty call

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@jiggyjayy2 Plus waxed regrowth is soft. Shaved regrowth is like sand paper until it gets longer. That can cause a carpet burn like injury for him. It’s in his best interest to be patient.

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@So_Rala @GlamazonJay @brownandbella Can confirm. I had to go read about his NFL career on wikipedia and I don’t know a ton about professional football but I think “waived” and practice squad doesn’t sound very catchy to me.

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@DPMCanty @MimsyYamaguchi Butt falls in the cushion crack, a spring pokes his back, and the homeowner’s toddler wakes him at 6am by prying his eyelids open with fingers sticky with fruit snacks.

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@sarahhollowell She bet on the 49ers.

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@Kate_Kelly_Esq There is using the cat to steal the cat back joke in here.

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@MeinKapitan @BravoKiloActual @vedbedagy @HerbsandDirt If that’s accurate then he shouldn’t have any problems at all … oh, wait.

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@DAQUANDSG This is true for many interests that are male dominated. (Gamers for example) I think it’s, at times, what guys say to comfort themselves. “Women don’t like me because of my interest.” If they accept many women share the interests they may have to accept it is personality.

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@DreTop1a @simsimmaaz @wtflanksteak I’m of the 8.5 x 11 and my dead grannies would rise from their graves and send me after a switch.

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@vampireskwrl If a bear breaks into my house and I shoot it I won’t be charged.

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@notcapnamerica Doesn’t it…itch?

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@TL9061747 @DavidOM35667282 @DanSovers @katekora42 The one mentioned in this: ?

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@Kyla_Lacey Cardi B is having photo shoots with Offset’s kids. Some of just her and the two daughters (one her daughter one her stepdaughter) and the moms say she’s made him a better father. It’s seen as positive, as it should be. (And he has 3 kids with 3 women before her)

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@esotericmom Stuff like “the box was crushed during delivery”. Ok, that’s a problem of the delivery company. Same kind of people who drastically change a recipe then give it a low review. 🤨

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@RobynDMarley_ @LightsPlease___ @evelynvwoodsen Mention a work husband and see how they respond.

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@youLOVEtani It reminds me of the “we didn’t have bicycle helmets, used lawn darts, and rode in the back of trucks and are fine” brigade from my generation. Oh? Let’s go talk to the ones who didn’t… oh, wait.

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@EliMcCann @go_phetch You: <nod while having no idea who Susan is>

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@EthanSwenson13 @sophiawpelton I just felt a wrinkle appear while reading this.

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@simsimmaaz @wtflanksteak My southern Appalachian ancestors were horrified.

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@shesbonky Placenta Previa is a no bullshit straight to C-section condition. I would be comfortable delivering a frank breech and used a CNM but I knew PP would have me in the OR. Before wildly available c-sections almost all PP lead to a dead mom and fetus.

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@MyFWC @OKWildlifeDept Leverage your strengths, Florida. You have murder-kittens AND sea cows.

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@TheAndrewNadeau 1) I am not shooting anyone unless they charge at me. 2) Most guns under a high caliber will only anger the bear. 3) If forced by some fantastical reason I would shoot the man and thus either scare the bear away or provide lunch for the bear. (The bear won’t approach a fire)

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@astronomysf @anyscapers @MonumentalBruh_ @onlyjayms @Amplifv

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@DPMCanty @RepubsREvil I don’t think this is his first act of bull shittery. She turned her phone off and I would bet $ it was because she knew if she didn’t he would be texting and calling every 52 seconds.

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@algxtrading @Historiographos "If you need help understanding Old English please let me know."

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@Rhys34404327 @JessPected She said leave at the first red flag. That’s way before a family unit is formed. This allows for healthy family units to be created with compatible couples.

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@WinTheDay848 @justky1018 @fascistsFCKoff Any shelves with knickknacks? Themed walls? How are the window treatments?

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@Kyla_Lacey Babies in diapers. It’s NEVER the clothes.

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@Aescunnert @ask_aubry Exactly. They aren’t competing with other men. They are competing with being peacefully single.

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@clhubes Is that like 5+ slices of raw onion? For a packed lunch?

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@deepwithfuture @PortiaNoir @pierrefleury_ Imagine how similar that looks when a boyfriend/family member comes up behind someone and covers their eyes or tickles them.

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@emilykmay I ate had Hyperemesis and ate Whataburger for breakfast every work day. They started giving me the employee discount 🥹

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@notcapnamerica I would TRY to refocus their time and attention on something else. Depending on if they were able to rationally speak about the bad influence. Distraction vs making them a forbidden fruit. (Age of child being important)

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@fuzzymittens This is the person who films their fraud and posts on TikTok. Could not ever ever EVER be me.

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@So_Rala We’re in week 16 and the only thing it mentions is he signed with the Packers in May. Did someone forget to update his wikipedia page?

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@talleyberrybaby The use of the word “desperate” would have been a dagger to my heart. Then I’d get angry and 🤬

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@ask_aubry Wait till they find out you go through menopause with or without tubes!

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@72negawatts @etheralfem 67 million men in the US are currently married.

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@JaleesaLashay There’s a joke in here about skipping the 5 golden rings.

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@penofrage @Tendin2 @ARiESRAiNE 💯 My mom would be like, “don’t fuss at that baby!” Me: 🤨. I know YOU didn’t just say that.

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@RN_Atheist Crap. I inadvertently lied to someone the other day. I told them I died after the Covid vaccine and after every booster. In reality, I now realize, I died like 8 years ago when I had fentanyl patches for my ruptured disc that pressed against my spinal cord. Mea culpa

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@DevereauxPatti @DPMCanty @MimsyYamaguchi This one time in college… Cute kid though.

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@RGibsongirl My husband suggested the male (ally) athletes swap kits and see how fast they change it.

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@shaTIRED The frying pan’s hot and if you’ve ever been popped by bacon grease you know what can happen. 😐

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@astrog1rll I would never trust him. The saying it is bad enough but the flip flop fake is sinister.

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@NicoleCLindsay My hair stylist of 8 years who I see weekly is pregnant. She has her hands all over my hair and brows. I STILL ask before I touch.

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@jadestone_6 My then boyfriend flew to TN and drove me to Houston. We celebrated our 18th wedding anniversary this month.

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@ORWildlife @cocainebear Maybe @CocaCola can work it into their next Xmas commercial.

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@Number1MakeItSo @WinTheDay848 @justky1018 @fascistsFCKoff I was thinking secretly has a girlfriend or wife, already.

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@counterfackshu @KLobstar Yesterday’s price is not today’s price.

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@nhoodpublicist As you can see in my pfp I don’t fit their assumptions. I also asked my husband of almost 20 years if he knew her and then him. Husband knew her, didn’t know he existed.

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@TheEbonyMessiah

the 13 kittens that ambushed this man

isn't it fun?I advise you to go subscribe and give a thumbs up to have more videos have a nice day !!

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@smoke_nd_pearlz If we had unlimited healthy organs it would be one thing. But as the supply is EXTREMELY limited choices have to be made.

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It's truly a mystery why nobody wants to go on a date with you 🤔

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@youLOVEtani Seriously if you don’t have human kids this like parenting boot camp. I didn’t go the bathroom alone for like 7 years with the older passing the torch to the baby.

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@notmargot663 @jRomeest93 I was talking to my 14 year old son the other day about him and he has a negative view of him. I was very happy.

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@d_la_reina These type of men think of sex as something they do TO women not WITH women. 🫤

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@fuzzymittens So you hate waffles!?

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@RN_Atheist The most hilarious part is “The men you want”. Lol.

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@notcapnamerica I think a large part of homophobia in men is not wanting to be subjected to the same behavior they know men* do to women and girls.

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@Bambafiddlestix @MoistenedTart You know he thinks women enjoy tampons and pelvic exams.

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@notcapnamerica After I see this stuff I go check my husband of 18 years’ blood pressure and A1C. I can’t go back out I’d just stay single.

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@BadMedicalTakes My grandmother lost the use of her one arm as a child with polio. She died in her 70s when she fell from ahead injury. Would she have survived if she had 2 functional arms? Maybe.

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@notcapnamerica @thenqqpd @triviacop Beef is better for you than poultry - The Chicken Coalition

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@Kyla_Lacey Oh and Russell started dating Ciara when the Future Jr was less than a year old. He doesn’t know life without Russell as his dad. My father legally adopted my brother at his bio dad’s suggestion and I refer to him as our father and never use half brother.

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