Figaro Newton 🍉 @d_la_reina Twitter profile

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@d_la_reina

4 months

My mom heated cause my hometown voted in a 28 year old mayor. But like… how do you expect things to change if you keep voting in 74 year olds? Then she’s talking about he’s posting on TikTok. He’s a millennial trying to reach 18-30 year olds on a platform they actively use.

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@d_la_reina

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I have a theory that since we’re seeing a rise in people going to therapy, breaking trauma cycles, gentle parenting, prolonging marriage/kids, leaving toxic jobs, negotiating higher salaries- that other people are going to get meaner. We’re already kind of seeing it.

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And just like that, we have come full circle to why feminism and fighting to go to work and open bank accounts was a thing to begin with

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@d_la_reina

7 months

My mother has discovered Meg Thee Stallion and fr wants me to use my Twitter powers to rally the TL and get her to come over for Thanksgiving. I wish I was lying but she’s really fr 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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@d_la_reina

5 months

I remember people at my church were trying to talk this woman out of leaving her husband and she said “he hits me” and a literal deacon said “I hit my wife” like y’all are not seeing heaven 😭🫠

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@d_la_reina

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I loved that they dressed like this at 35-40. This show really made 30-40 feel YOUNG and fun. That’s why idk why ppl act like you’re gonna DIE at 29.

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@invis4yo

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me and my friends with different aesthetics when we go out

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@d_la_reina

6 months

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@d_la_reina

3 months

Nancy Regan was a THROAT GOAT who sucked her way through the MGM studio and was throwing it back for Frank Sinatra, then became the First Lady, so I find these “hoe to housewife” conversations to be hilarious.

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@d_la_reina

3 months

This is the time period some women swear they wanna go back to bc they hate their job

Time Capsule Tales

@timecaptales

3 months

34-year-old Homer Peel kisses his 12-year-old bride Geneva on the courthouse steps in Madisonville, Tennessee, June 25, 1937.

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@d_la_reina

6 months

Just argued with my mom for an hour that $35k is not enough to buy a house in 2023. God please free us from Gen X 😭

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@d_la_reina

5 months

Y’all. A Red Bull only has 111 mg of caffeine, and Monster has 86. Those Panera teas have 390 mgs and is being advertised as “plant based and like regular coffee” on their website. They deserve to be sued I’m sorry

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@d_la_reina

2 months

What if I said this is how kids are when you treat them with respect, talk to them, cultivate their interests and not just shoo them back inside the house bc you think they’re in the way?

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@DontCallMeDebby

3 months

How old is he??? Fifty???

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@d_la_reina

2 months

I remember I followed this woman on social media for THE LONGEST who styled Kim K and other celebrities, said she didn’t have a degree, just a love for fashion, started styling right out of high school. She was F Scott Fitzgerald’s granddaughter. Never unfollowed someone so fast.

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@d_la_reina

6 months

My dream job is actually to have no job but ample money to just travel and vibe. I saved up my money and didn’t work for 6 months this year. I was livinggggggggg. I 1000% recommend just being unemployed 💀 I was in my BUM ERA. Going out of town, sitting at the pool. I miss it

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3 months

In all seriousness, this is how a lot of Christians are. Not married with babies, drinking, smoking, fighting, cussing, then be like “but Jesus” 😭💀

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@NATERERUN

3 months

Oh that’s not-

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@d_la_reina

1 month

Y’all told me to lower my standards and I told a job I would take $77k (and that’s the ABSOLUTE lowest I can go) and they said they are actually aiming for $53k, but they “just have” $100k on their website. I’m going back to throwing out $125k with a 10% bonus structure, they can…

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@d_la_reina

25 days

I’m not waiting 3 months in to find out you’re the weed man.

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@ChaliB___

26 days

Asking a man what he does for a living is not a first or second date question.

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@d_la_reina

16 days

Is that you in your pfp fr???

chubby kevin hart!

@ballc21

17 days

I hate when ugly girls listen to nasty songs…like ain’t nobody doing that to you ugly ass 😑

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@d_la_reina

5 months

I have a theory that she wasn’t pregnant but kept going along with the dresses and covering up bc of the rumors

LazyLove | T.I.P 🌪️🏝️

@lazyloveari

5 months

wait-

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@d_la_reina

4 months

I’m a millennial who has had 3 millennial managers and I’d much rather work under gen x or a boomer. They are fake friendly, watch you like a hawk, and just “let things slide” until *they* have decided they had enough, then hit you with “you did xyz” at your performance review.

Imani ✨

@OhHeyImani_

4 months

I relate to this video so bad. The way I will tell my Gen Z coworkers not to struggle and suffer just because people before them did. There’s so much useless anxiety that’s caused by people who are on a power trip.

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@d_la_reina

3 months

“You can’t help me with my finances” you’re 40 and she’s an undergrad, that would check out.

WithAlvin 🇬🇭

@withAlvin__

3 months

The doctor really cooked 👀 He’s 38 and she’s 21. I won’t lie, this is how most young women behave and then they end up losing a good man. Your thoughts guys?

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@d_la_reina

8 months

Boy math is giving your baby mom $107/month in child support and thinking it funded her trip to Aruba

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@hooisyoo

8 months

Boy math is raising three (3) pit bulls instead of one (1) child

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@d_la_reina

27 days

Trump screwed us over so bad with his tax bill and y’all on here talking about “he gave us a stimulus”. I need y’all to be fr. But tbh yall probably don’t work a real job if a smooth $2k has yall bending over and twerking for that man

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@d_la_reina

3 months

I used to work 2-10 PM before I got into finance and realized how much of the world is catered to daytime. This would be helpful for nurses, doctors, firefighters, warehouse employees. I like this concept. Now only if they were open a full 24 hours.

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@MrsJellySantos

3 months

Houston has a 24 hour daycare. More states need to have these.

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@d_la_reina

4 months

That man that attacked that judge is why I HATE when people ask women “how do you meet these men?????” like we go to the Crazy Man Store™️ and shop around. That man had 3 felonies, 9 DV charges AND was awaiting trial for attempted battery.

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@d_la_reina

3 months

I finally get to use this little sports degree. People are finding out that Super Bowl tickets are $44k. The Super Bowl is a marketing event. That’s all it is. A marketing event with music and a game to keep you entertained.

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@d_la_reina

3 months

Please I applied for a job in Canada and they for real reached out and asked if I would relocate to Toronto. Say I won’t be a Maple Leaf!!!

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@d_la_reina

5 months

If you have $5k+ in savings and only had $300 after bills for the next two weeks, yeah I get the “girl…” comments. But $0 in savings, and $300 in checkings and 4 people in the house- 2 of them being kids? We gotta be fr that’s poor 😭😭😭

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@d_la_reina

5 months

People really have no choice but to work on themselves or be left behind and the left behind people are just going to have to cling to other left behind people. Happy people aren’t tolerating bullies anymore at work, in relationships, and people gotta get it together 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@d_la_reina

3 months

I am currently unemployed and I am on LinkedIn applying for 20 jobs a day. I had an interview this week that didn’t land and am currently on LinkedIn right now and filled out 4 applications today. Why do you as a GROWN man need a woman to help you look for a job. Grow up

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@big3rdjay

3 months

Tell a bitch you broke and see how fast she stop replying 😂💯 she ain’t even gone say well we can apply for jobs or non she just gone stop replying 💯 you ion need them type hoes in yo life

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@d_la_reina

3 months

Got the interview scheduled! 🙏🏽

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@d_la_reina

3 months

Why I put in an application for a $600k job like “lol all they’re gonna do is deny me haha” and they actually contacted me 😭😭😭

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@d_la_reina

5 months

What do y’all really get fr out of not buying your kids a Stanley? They want a cup and here you are buying them legos. Why? For what reason? “They’re 9.” Okay so they can’t drink water out of an insulated cup with fun colors? They gotta be 28 for that?

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@d_la_reina

5 months

I think ppl really need to open up about their lives more, then maybe we’ll be more compassionate and stop pretending we’re all just so happy and nothing bothers us. Tell me why you hate being a doctor. Tell me why you’ll never get married again. Tell me why you hate having kids.

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@d_la_reina

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I have a degree in sport management and this is a sure fire way to strain your muscles

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@mabintou

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Pilates 4x a week, weight training 3x, daily walks & going heavy on the protein. I want BBL allegations next year.

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@d_la_reina

5 months

Locking me out of a place that’s on my license, where I receive mail and pay bills?????? Relationship over

Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁

@KryssyLaReina

5 months

Y’all gonna argue about this one too? Coming in at 5am in a whole relationship….nope. Meanwhile your homegirls think it’s funny. Tsk tsk

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MeekMill

@MeekMill

3 months

Burying my mans hope he don’t go to hell!

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@d_la_reina

3 months

It’s not about custody. California goes off of whoever makes more money, so if they were married, she’d be paying for his lawyers, plus he’d get half her money, spousal support, and child support. He’s back out on the streets and unemployed. That’s what he’s mad about

KELZ🔜Dallas🤠

@Akatsuki_Kels

3 months

If u divorce u would still have to fight for custody if there’s no agreement…

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4 months

It’s funny bc younger people are typically for healthcare, public transportation, disability services, affordable housing- things that my mom and her friends will need as they get older and retire and have reduced income- but they want the same fossils running things.

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@d_la_reina

7 months

Y’all said repealing AA was gonna help y’all get into Harvard though…

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@growing_daniel

7 months

It’s crazy that American universities can have officially racist policies but the victims are Asian kids so we all collectively shrug

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@d_la_reina

4 months

I want y’all to stop speaking on relationships because y’all are clearly unfamiliar with them. I work in finance. Every one of my coworkers who are married are married to professors, lawyers, nurses, therapists…. If their wife is a SAHM, they were a teacher when they met.

saila

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5 months

No heterosexual man has ever said "Yeah I'm into her, but her career isn't going well -- I'm not sure it'll work out between us." Ever. In all of written history, never has a heterosexual man wished a woman had a more developed 'career'. You're imposing this on yourself.

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@d_la_reina

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He’s so dumb. HE cheated, she was so distraught and wanted to stay with him to the point that she almost missed performing at Rockefeller and gave the worst vocals of her life. Then he goes and starts a D1 lineup and is like “we should get back together” after she moves on.

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@thejasminebrand

3 months

Nick Cannon On Whether He’d Reconcile With Mariah Carey: ‘You Gotta Ask Her’

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@d_la_reina

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You could also get married and live happily ever after. Y’all gotta stop being scared

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@ms0nigghaz

18 days

What scares me the most about relationships is that you could go from this to BLOCKING each other and never speaking again.🥹

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@d_la_reina

5 months

I see it with the rise of lonely men, people online telling you “but you’re single, your standards are too high, a degree won’t keep you warm”, “$200 dates”, “a car is a depreciating asset”, “who will take care of you when you’re old”, like who wants to be around these people?

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I don’t really look at celebrities like “goals”, but I love how they seem to be very passionate and deeply in love 9 years and 3 babies into their marriage. I would like to hear THEM talk about how they keep their spark.

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@BrittanyLovesC

3 months

“Imma need to take you out that latex” Russell Pleaseee 😂😂😂

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@d_la_reina

3 months

I wouldn’t be in this situation bc I don’t date felons

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@gorjussivy

3 months

Question: you get pulled over with your nigga… it’s a gun in the car . He a felon , but your record clean. Are YOU TAKING THE GUN CHARGE FOR HIM?

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@d_la_reina

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@KShmooLaLa I took the very last one!!! 😭

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@d_la_reina

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Good morning everyone! 💙 💙💙 💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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@d_la_reina

5 months

I’m starting to really believe yall don’t have any hobbies or interests or anything going on because why are you entering someone’s life at 20, 30, 40 years old and dumbfounded and mad that they were doing things BEFORE you got there?

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@CEOpostman

5 months

A man should be a woman’s portal to the world. Simple as. So he’s completely right in what he said. If she’s already been there done that I won’t even bother

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@d_la_reina

5 months

Let’s be serious. A doctor should be able to come online and say to other aspiring doctors, “I took out $400k in student loans, I work long hours, I feel the pressure of keeping people alive, I’m missing out on time with my family” without everyone immediately tryna d0xx them

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@Coreysister

5 months

Imagine a doctor saying he hate his job. You think he’d still have one? Let’s be serious here.

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@d_la_reina

2 months

How come yall don’t recognize surgery when it’s men, but pull up high school year books photos when it’s women?

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@d_la_reina

8 months

Y’all can’t leave your jobs bc you’ve been there 6 years, you can’t leave planet fitness bc you don’t want to go in and talk to the manager, you can’t leave Shein alone bc it’s cheap, but y’all got all the strength and willpower to leave an abuser 💀

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@d_la_reina

2 months

What if I said that they only do this to darker women they are attracted to in order to justify their beauty? Would yall boo me? Y’all know she’s Black. You just need her to be SOMETHING other than just a regular Black American woman with nothing else mixed in

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@silknymphe

2 months

Like...is the racially ambiguous or white passing in the room with us?

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@d_la_reina

5 months

Quarter mil sitting uninvested is killing me as a financier. You should only have about $5-10k liquid cash

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@d_la_reina

4 months

You guys really don’t understand that many celebrities, politicians, public figures became and STAYED popular because of strict PR, no social media, and appearing to be squeaky clean. Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, countless others LOST roles bc of their personal lives.

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@d_la_reina

4 months

That explains a lot. Two cheating alcoholics just drunk and sleeping around and doing whatever. That post AA clarity is about to HIT

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@PageSix

4 months

‘Embarrassed’ Amy Robach admits she has ‘30 drinks a week’ as T.J. Holmes divulges his own excess drinking habits

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@d_la_reina

5 months

Men are so unserious why would you be mad that you been in my life all of 3 weeks and I have traveled and tried new restaurants? “I wanna be the first one.” You aren’t even the first person I tied up and gave this strap to chill fam 😭

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@d_la_reina

4 months

This why yall combust when you get curved bc you think muscles and your savings account means people automatically want you 💀

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@unplugfitX

4 months

6’3”/200lbs/33 y/o and it’s midnight on NYE weekend in Miami. While everyone parties I work. This is why I can tell hoes, losers, and fat fucks to stfu. Get your ass in a gym, make more money, and start becoming superior to these normies. Competence leads to…

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@d_la_reina

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I love my mom, but I TRULY need a TV show where Boomers and Gen X try to navigate today’s world as a brand new adult with the same salaries they had from 30 years ago. Start a 57 year old off with no house, car, and a $35k salary and roll the cameras

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@d_la_reina

5 months

This is why I have zero desire to date. There’s so many men who actively pursue you, then be like “I’m going through a lot”, “I’m busy”, “maybe we could just hookup”, and that’s where I disengage and move on

△⃒⃘Youtube: Nu Mindframe△⃒⃘♒️

@nu_mindframe

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I love when real men speak

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@d_la_reina

5 months

And it’s not “just social media”. There’s no way you can come online with so much hate and not carry that into your daily life. Social media is just an outlet. Your friends , partners, kids, coworkers FEEL that resentment. *end of rant*

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@d_la_reina

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Johnathan Majors was abusing that yt girl for years and dressing like a newspaper delivery boy from the 1890s- now that he’s on trial, he’s pulling up in his best Black Panther fits with a Bible and a kikombe cha umoja like he’s so unserious 😭😭😭

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@d_la_reina

5 months

But it’s only BW who are bitter. But yet, here comes a yt breaking down colorism and anti blackness in the NFL

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@KerrisSpaceAcc

5 months

The whites have their feet on his neck.

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@MsAliciaLove Idk but imma find out how to report it!

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@d_la_reina

4 months

You should actually discuss politics, kids, religion first date and move on if you aren’t aligned.

HOES MAD 🤷🏾‍♀️

@IAMSANEIT

4 months

Discussing politics on a first date is a dub. Why would you even do that?

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@d_la_reina

5 months

“Single people are jealous, married people are settling”, you’re a gold digger/your man is cheating if he buys you a Chanel bag, you’re a simp if you go above for your partner, like it’s always something with people.

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@d_la_reina

7 months

She’s like “you go viral everyday! Put a tweet out! I love Megan!” Mom please relax 😭✋🏽

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@d_la_reina

5 months

“Look for a job when you don’t need a job”. And they were correct. The time to find your remote, 6 figure, company car job is while you’re actively employed, not when you get laid off

5hahem aka Dr. Durag

@shaTIRED

5 months

you ever hear something seemingly simple that unintentionally changed the way you view life?

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@d_la_reina

3 months

The fact that he didn’t even get ratioed on this is why I’m not gonna sit on this app and talk about helping them apply for jobs, be at home, cook/clean, make less money, not pursue more education, post about their mental health…

Pete Mitchell 🇺🇲

@BlackTopGunMav

3 months

Every single problem the Black community has stems from its women.

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@d_la_reina

5 months

Also I think this is why we have the “how do you make friends as an adult” discourse bc who wants to be in a circle with someone arguing over why you got a Gucci bag and not a house- and the people inciting the arguments are driving the potential friend away.

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@d_la_reina

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Married women truly believe they did something extraordinary or are so special for simply getting married then be like “why don’t single people like us?” The same single people that used PTO and booked a flight to watch you get married, and bought a $200 smeg kettle on your…

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@d_la_reina

2 months

The human race going extinct means absolutely nothing to me cause I’m not even gonna be here by that point and that’s not gonna scare me into a baby.

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@d_la_reina

4 months

I’m CPR certified and when you see someone having a seizure, you’re supposed to let them have it and just call 911. You typed all of that for nothing

Hamna

@TheHamnaw

4 months

Seen a girl having a seizure in the gym. And you wanna know the first thing this other girl tells me while I get closer to help… “Give her space, don’t touch her” She was lying a pool of her own saliva with full body convulsions. And you’re telling me to leave her…

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@d_la_reina

2 months

On the real though, this is a big problem I have with nepo babies/influencers. It’s like they’re embarrassed to say they had money, they want to be relatable, so they cosplay as working class then give all this “advice” and leave out major details.

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@d_la_reina

4 months

I’m a firm believer in leaving men where they are. I’m happy single, I have peace in my life. Would I like to get married? Yeah. Will I? Who knows? But you know what I won’t do? Allow someone’s dusty son to have sex with me with zero commitment just to feel a glimmer of hope.

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@d_la_reina

5 months

The demographic that got cte and hella DV charges????

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@therealbbii

5 months

Y’all are mad because most of you will never marry…especially not an NFL player

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@d_la_reina

3 months

Reesa Tessa is on TikTok saying she didn’t make any money off her story bc she wasn’t in the creator fund when she started the series, then got approved, then got removed bc her content isn’t “eligible”. She didn’t make $80k, $350k like yall are saying.

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@d_la_reina

4 months

@marieeeelex48 And I like him! Every time I go back home, something new pops up. They got Christmas tree lightings, new jazz lounges, restaurants, bike paths, they got a new tequila spot. Keep electing him!

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@d_la_reina

2 months

I unfollowed her bc she built a platform off of deceit and LIES!!! She had 19 year old me thinking I was going to be dressing Kim K for the met gala with no experience, no fashion school, just “going to parties and meeting people”. I was so irritated.

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@d_la_reina

4 months

1. Looks just like Kim that’s crazy 2. What are these fits???

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@d_la_reina

2 months

I want y’all to be free from the shackles of hiding your partners bc you do want to post them. If the relationship ends, just post the next man. No one cares.

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@liImaceo

2 months

a private relationship with a lil public flex here & there 💫

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@d_la_reina

7 months

My mom is a teacher and discovered her bc her students were singing WAP in class and she’s aware of Cardi but didn’t know Meg. She found out about her parents and grandparents passing and is like “I want her to come over and sit with us and I’ll make her feel like family” 😂😂😂

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@d_la_reina

6 months

I do not entertain men with kids. I don’t want your kid to have a room in our home, be here every other weekend, 20% of our income going to your kid, no.

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@selenaaryana

6 months

i will never have a baby with a man that already had/has a child

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@d_la_reina

7 months

A Rolex is $4k minimum and a $100k job is like $2700/biweekly after taxes. Who is spending one whole month’s salary on that?

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@astromamii_

7 months

Making 6 figures and gifting your man a Tjmax watch is NASTY work

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@d_la_reina

4 months

Every time a woman tells me that she’s met guys who don’t care about careers, or it’s off putting, or they lie about what they do to get a date- I ask her what the guy does for work. Cause no investment banker out here like “yeah I don’t care about my wife’s degree” lmfaoooo

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@d_la_reina

6 months

@endlessblissx Idk if this is a man or woman. They just made the account today and sent this 💀

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@d_la_reina

7 months

She’s like “she doesn’t have to rap or anything I just want to give her a hug and a nice meal” 😭😭😭 my dad calls my mom the Hollywood sympathizer bc she really is like this fr 💀

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@d_la_reina

4 months

You think it’s all good bc you took a few days off and they’ll be like “I hope you feel better! Get well soon! Take off if you need it!” And then will be like “you’re unreliable and you’re not getting your raise” 7 months later

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@d_la_reina

3 months

It’s just funny to see people be so confused that someone settled down, or has a degree, or moved on from a certain phase in their life. Like if you went to college, you saw future doctors and lawyers blacked out at parties, running through frat/soror houses like the tomb raider.

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@d_la_reina

5 months

What if I said you should be doing this regardless? This is why I hate “who will take care of you when you’re old” comments. How do you know your kids will be alive, stay in their hometown, want to be around you, will have the income to take care of you? There’s so many factors

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@ThatPHCBoy

5 months

If you are going to be child free and probably unmarried for all your life, you have to take your physical and mental health seriously. This includes your brain health, so you can live independently for as long as possible, without having to rely on others.

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@d_la_reina

6 months

Y’all I’m talking about a $35k SALARY, not a down payment 😒😭😭😭

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@d_la_reina

3 months

Your doctor got a body count of 36. Your financial advisor was in the CLUB, taking shots, getting twerked on, lost his wallet 4 times, got into a fight and the bouncers removed him. Idk where yall got that successful, married people weren’t wildin

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@d_la_reina

2 months

Like okay so for us POORS, how do we style celebrities?

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@d_la_reina

3 months

How come her styling team always has her looking correct, but the other girlies be looking a mess?

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@cravemedia_

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@d_la_reina

4 months

Y’all sound so ridiculous thinking y’all got a one up on the legal system. A Black man, who is a 3 time felon, attacked a white woman in a position of power. Now what do you think is going to happen? She’s about to have BM cuffed, restrained, denying bail, parole, and giving…

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@mrwilliammedina

4 months

I’m sure Judge Mary Kay Holthus is gonna watch that slick a$$ mouth when deciding on folks freedom moving forward…

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@d_la_reina

3 months

Y’all really getting on Usher Raymond IV’s internet to LIE and say that “OMG” isn’t a good song. Some of us don’t wanna be FREAKS all day. Sometimes we wanna dance!

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@d_la_reina

4 months

College educated women get married at higher rates than women with just a high school diploma. The more degrees you have, the higher your chances are of being married. Those fancy houses with gates you drive past in awe? A surgeon and a dentist live there.

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@d_la_reina

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@Nicki2Picki That’s why I won’t take just anything. I have worked for $25k, $45k, $58k, $78k and did the same amount of work at all of them and was stressed and broke. When I hit a sweet spot, I was still stressed, but my bills were paid, I was able to take more vacations, buy nice things

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@d_la_reina

7 months

Y’all doing too much hating on a random mom who’s a fan of a celebrity. Celebrities come out to birthdays, hospitals, local events all the time. My mom likes Meg. She’s not stalking the girl, she said make a tweet. I came on here to laugh at her optimism bc it’s cute.

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@d_la_reina

4 months

I have a white male friend who also works in the field I work in and I literally ask him what he/his friends make before I talk to any job. This has helped me get paid what I’m worth as a black woman, but it trips up recruiters when I say a number they didn’t think I’d say.

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@d_la_reina

2 months

Has she ever considered that she’s single bc she reeks of desperation, had a baby with a confederate, and is just extremely uninteresting? Plus she only dates white men.

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@bonecarrier

2 months

This chick is such a fucking joke making a gofundme to hire a matchmaker. ESPECIALLY in this economy! The desperation is out of control LMFAO I CANNOT

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