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💀DeathMetalViking💀

@DeathMetalV

2 years

Unborn babies are "Sacred" but elementary school children are "collateral damage" for the 2nd amendment.

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@DeathMetalV

1 year

Suddenly they don't like people taking pictures with guns and wearing shirts with guns on them.

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2 years

A lot of Florida Republicans are going to need socialism this weekend.

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If Trump can be prosecuted, so can Obama.

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2 years

Ukrainians telling a Russian Warship to go F*** themselves is braver than any trucker crying about the vaccine.

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1 year

I live in Florida. Those aren't Democrats calling her those names.

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2 years

Weird. I was able to finish high school because I never murdered anyone under the guise of self defense.

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2 years

Instead of a runoff they should make Warnock and Walker have a spelling bee.

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3 years

I'm honestly starting to suspect the Republicans are only salty they lost because they DID CHEAT and are just mad it wasn't effective.

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2 years

I just think it's crazy not ONE OF THOSE COPS said "F*** IT" and went in there to save those kids.

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1 year

Fun Fact: there has not been a mass shooting involving a gay person going into a straight club and killing people for not being gay.

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1 year

I'm a man. I'm attracted to women. I'm not bothered if you're a man attracted to men. I'm not bothered if you're a woman attracted to women. I'm not bothered if you're trans. I'm not bothered because I'm happy where I'm at with my life and everyone deserves that right.

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2 years

Ted Nugent was 30 years old when he adopted a 17 year old just so he could date her. A guy who wrote a song called "Jailbait" should never discuss the well being of children.

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3 years

It'll never cease to amaze me a guy who lives in a country club convinced people who live in mobile homes he was relatable.

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5 months

Mark my words, these accounts are going to spend most of 2024 doing the craziest mental gymnastics on why it's OK prominent conservatives are on that list.

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2 years

"JOE BIDEN IS WHY I CANT BUY GROCERIES" says dudes who drive $50k trucks that get 4mpg.

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1 year

This quote from a man who went to the aid of the shooting victims in Texas should be the next CPAC slogan.

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2 years

I've been saying the same thing about Christianity for years.

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1 year

Bro...

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3 years

The people who hate participation awards keep attending rallies for the guy who lost the election.

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2 years

"Raise your children to be white, not black." Is literally what he's saying.

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3 years

Trump's PAC has collected $75 million from donors for ballot review but has put $0 towards it. 81,268,924 Americans saw that coming.

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5 months

Feminist? This is Republicans when black people walk across their lawn

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Why are feminists so angry?

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3 years

Hey folks. Been sick for a while and found out today I have Covid19. They're hopeful I'll pull through but it's kicking my ass. Stay safe friends -DMV

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3 years

Can anyone tell me why a woman worth $800,000,000 is trying so hard for a job that pays only $174,000 a year? #ExtremistKelly

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3 years

If you think a government enforcing a vaccine on you is oppressive imagine a government forcing a religion on you.

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3 years

Gonna tell my kids this is Kyrsten Sinema.

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3 years

Republicans are supporting Cubans who are fighting communism for a living wage, healthcare, and basic human rights while at the same time telling Americans a living wage, healthcare, and human rights are "Communism"

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3 years

Candace Owens being sued for $20 Million and by a Republican is the best part of waking up.

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3 years

CPAC is basically Comic-Con for old racist white dudes.

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4 months

Michelob's "David"

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2 years

Russia blocked Twitter. Republicans just lost 85% of their social media following

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3 years

I guess ending world hunger or saving the environment will never be as sexy as shooting dick shaped rockets into almost space.

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Kristi Noem kills a dog Twitter:

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3 years

"DID ANYONE FIND THE GIFT SHOP YET!?!?!?"

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3 years

Al Franken should not have resigned. That's the tweet.

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4 months

Ted Nugent has vowed that if Green Day doesn't apologize for their "MAGA idiot" lyric he will call off the next seven gas station appearances he has planned.

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9 months

So why didn't he think about his kid before doing something stupid?

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2 years

Bookmarking this tweet for Hurricane season.

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3 years

The only way Bill Barr resigning and Trump losing today could be the ultimate orgasmic experience is if Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett also resign and Rudy Giuliani falls into a open manhole cover never to be heard from again.

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2 years

Republicans suddenly don't like the idea of people showing up unannounced with a gun.

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They don't want kids subjected to sexuality in school when they get plenty of it at political gatherings.

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3 years

"Does this look infected to you?"

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2 years

On behalf of Florida I am sorry. We just suck.

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Texas: we're the most backwards state in America! Florida: hold my possum jerky...

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2 years

Dinesh D'Souza probably on his way to Brazil to make a documentary called 2000 Capybaras

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2 years

Kid Rock is the musical equivalent of a cigarette soaking in a urinal.

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2 years

Remember when they asked Brett Kavanaugh about Critical Race Theory? Or Amy Coney Barrett? They didn't? Wonder white that is?

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3 years

Hey Folks. ICU update day 1. First off thanks for all the love. I've been poked and prodded so much. I have two IVs going. I'm on so many pills. I'm either sleeping or getting test. Oxygen has to stay on. Can barely hold my own phone up. -DMV

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Meghan McCain is leaving The View to continue her lifes work of demanding to speak with the manager.

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2 years

@elonmusk N-word: ✅ Antisemitism: ✅ Misogyny: ✅ Misinformation: ✅ General Bigotry: ✅ Pretend To Be Elon Musk: ❌❌❌❌❌

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2 years

@TheProblem @AppleTVPlus "You don't have enough or its not enough for you" should be said to any Republican who argues about scientific data.

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2 years

People crying about Dr. Fauci finacials records never GAF about Donald Trump disclosing his tax returns.

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3 years

Ted Cruz received $311,151 from the gun lobby. A box of Summers Eve is $2.48 at Wal-Mart. Thus Ted Cruz is the most expensive Douche in America.

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3 years

"Covid is now political" says people who made Covid political.

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The people who cry about CRT think everyone in The Bible is white.

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This Guy said women should strive to look like Melania Trump while he looks like SNLs Pat. Classic.

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3 years

Tim Allen likes Trump for the fact he pisses people off. I could get behind logic like that if it weren't for the fact his buffoonery led to the deaths of half a million people and counting. Hilarious.

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White Privilege is a 75 year old alleged billionaire sueing social media companies because he violated their rules.

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3 years

Donald Trump is literally like the spaghetti stain left in Tupperware at this point. It won't go away.

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2 years

The true war on Christmas is students being shot and killed in school weeks before Christmas in a country that loves guns more than kids.

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3 years

Wishing Donald J Trump a Happy Presidents Day is like wishing Ted Bundy a Happy Valentines Day.

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2 years

My favorite part about the Superbowl this year is Charlie Kirk getting sexually frustrated at the halftime show.

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3 years

Libertarians are trending and I just want to remind everyone they're just Republicans who want to smoke weed and not go to church.

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If life is sacred then healthcare should be free.

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Well known marine biologist, "Rob Schneider"

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3 years

When you've spent your life playing "Call of Duty" but are too unfit for "Active Duty."

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Dear Maga, Ask yourself, "Why does a man who has his own country clubs need your money for a lawsuit?" Sincerly, People with Brains.

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Crying about supply chain issues while also praising truckers who are disrupting the supply chain perfectly puts Conservativism into perspective.

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@patriottakes Imagine getting this angry over school shootings.

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I bet Obama's Blog would be bigger and last longer.

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Texas will put more money into punishing women than it will into fixing its power grid.

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The new face of the GOP.

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Donald Trump: "Stand Back, and Stand By. I need you to do us a favor. Nice people on both sides. Mexico will pay for the wall. HAMBURDERS, COVFEFE!" Republicans: "..." Kamala Harris: "Enjoy The Long Weekend." Republicans: "WTF does THAT MEAN!?!?"

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Ted Cruz, spawn of a tryst between a Canadian Beaver and a Taco Bell Seven Layer Burrito and his partner in crime Josh Hawley, A milk toast weasel likely owning a signed copy of "Mein Kampf" still have their jobs...WHY? #ExpelThemBoth

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Derek Chauvin thinks he was given an unfair trial... A cop who knelt on a man's neck till he died thinks he was treated "UNFAIRLY"

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Marjorie Taylor Green is what happens when a Karen reads Mein Kampf.

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#BlameTrump for the intellectual decline of America. Sure it was already there, but he put a hat on it.

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If Putin dies who gets custody of the GOP?

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Tucker Carlson thinks the FBI orchestrated the January 6th Insurrection. Here's special ageant "Buffalo Mulder" with his partner "Dana Scurvy"

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In a way Donald Trump lost again tonight.

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Arsonist asking for help because he set fire to his own house.

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Don Jr is literally a few 8balls away from offering Handy J's behind Chick-fil-A's.

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Candace Owens is basically a white supremacist diversity hire to make them LOOK less racist.

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You know what we should really keep out of schools? Guns.

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Joe Biden got Mexico to pay for the wall lol

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Shame? Lady, I saw you on video groping a man in a theater surrounded by children.

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The Secretary of State in Maine should be absolutely ashamed of herself… but Democrats have no shame. This disgraceful decision, just as the pathetic attempt in Colorado, will be overturned!

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Turns out free speech means you can say all the antisemtic things you want but if you say something about evangelicals you catch a 7 day suspension. Anyways I'm back.

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"We're independent thinkers" says people wearing the same hats, shirts, flags. #TrumpRally

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Republicans are treating a historical win for black people as a loss for them and that's what really defines them.

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Imagine dying because you think doctors are wrong.

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For an "Alpha Male" Nick Adams really hates women.

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I can't wait till they turn Mar-a-lago into a Spirit Halloween store.

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Interesting I just got a 13.8lbs turkey from Winn-Dixie for $6.80 and Joe Biden is the current president.

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Suddenly they hate the First Amendment

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Gonna tell my kids this is Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema

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John Oliver is proof comedians are better journalist and journalist are garbage comedians.

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Day 3 in the ICU with Covid. Status: "ugh"

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It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Joel Osteen to not be a douchenozzle

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Imagine a country where people won't trust medical science on vaccines but will trust the tensile strength of hefty bags to hold gallons of gasoline. #America

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