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@OrangePaulp

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aspiring New York darling

Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2015
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me trying to remember those Billie eilish lyrics:
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This is why I became gay for
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this was his last straw. tiktok getting banned by executive order by Monday morning.
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Harry Daniels sings “National Anthem” by Lana Del Rey to President Joe Biden.
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I buy frozen broccoli like twice a week at my neighborhood grocery spot and this time as I’m checking out the cashier goes “you know… we sell fresh broccoli too.” gather me sister…
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@OrangePaulp
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what it must be like for these men to walk into Carrie Bradshaw’s apartment where she smokes 40 Marlborough lights per day
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this is the most down bad anyone’s ever been btw
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“ooo I could make a little day of it!!” -me when planning most infinitesimally minor errand imaginable
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@OrangePaulp
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Lincoln to Ulysses S. Grant:
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Challengers was amazing…
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me watching the actresses praise each other vs watching the actors praise each other
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Clarice visiting Hannibal
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“wicked fabrications”… no one is touching her pen omg
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@OrangePaulp
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Vaping in front of the president… a true daughter of Hunter
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Joe Biden’s granddaughter Maisy Biden uploaded this video of Joe looking lost on Snapchat.
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neeeeeeed to queen out with her
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@S_U_Network
$age
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Without googling, who is the greatest Doctor of all time?
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@OrangePaulp
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need to join the sisterhood of the traveling $9k Loewe top
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maximizing their joint slay
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one of the most prophetic tweets of all time if u think about it
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When SHE meets HER next week…. Oh yeah it’s a wrap
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@OrangePaulp
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gay guys stanning JOLENE like bitch… that’s you
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ohh I see… you think you just.. fell out of a coconut tree?
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watching two oomfs log the same movie on letterboxd at the same time
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@OrangePaulp
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every day I still think about those Christian girl podcasters who said that if you make plans then want to flake that’s the devil trying to keep you from something amazing
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this would break facebook
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chris 🕊️
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The way the can opening sounds like Biden too I’m cryinggggg
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me last night making overnight oats
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Ireland mentioned 🥰
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this and a poke bowl >>>>
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@allisonoconor it’s not quite grocery store not quite corner store don’t do this to me be an ally….
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@OrangePaulp
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your serverosity conceals something much cuntier and mother
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mars 🫀
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sandra hüller for phoebe philo
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@OrangePaulp
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had a frozen Negroni, Caesar salad and fries for dinner (outside) then went to a movie then got ice cream after… oh I know my haters are STEAMING
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this has me in fucking teaaaaars 💀💀💀
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incredible
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this is sending me so bad 💀💀💀
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@OrangePaulp
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average rhode island family dynamic
@chrismaheras_
Chris
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Love how these 2 were cousins.
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Jolene cover should’ve been a Before He Cheats cover I fear…
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@OrangePaulp
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I always think of that one John Early bit where he was like “a gay first date is indistinguishable from a podcast”
@jenni__tolls
Jenni Tolls 🎱
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Went on another date last week where we both had an extreme over-sharing contest for an hour and then never talked again
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next week when Q has to lip sync against Morphine and they give them telepatía >>>>>
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I should be allowed to buy a morning cappuccino and warm pastry with my HSA
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the Bene Gesserit if Arrakis was in Bushwick/Ridgewood
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omg a 9.9 Motherquake on the cunter scale…..
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@OrangePaulp
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absolutely bonkers outfit. no notes.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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George Santos has arrived for the SOTU.
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Hannah Horvath-core
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@RealSportsFan69
Eli (Joker) ❁
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This girl in my class going through it rn
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@doubtpointv2
new jersey updates
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She pisses me off so bad like what would possess you to wear that
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this is gonna be Mhi’ya next time she sees Megami
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@OrangePaulp
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You guys are so cute for thinking that there are union TV writers working on those drag race sketches
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Dustin Cone
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Realizing drag race added all of these design challenges because of the writers strike #DragRace
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also “you can be my *white* Kate Moss tonight 🥰” is one of the most inspired bits of television ever conceived
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Everytime I see this I gotta watch it 20 times
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@upuntil_dawn
Dawn 🌙
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Austin you turned me OUT!!! I wish I could stay longer ily see you soon 🫶🤍
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Myrtle-Wyckoff… Myrtle-Wyckoff has a problem.
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BEYHIVE
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🚨 BEYONCÉ
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STAND UP II CANCER
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MILEY LMFAOOOO
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u don’t understand… that’s herstory
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contrarian gays turning on Chappell omg it’s really all happening for her…
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whichever pop girl has the courage to text Laurieann Gibson for her next era of music videos will rule the 2020s
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14 years ago, Lady Gaga released 'Alejandro'
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I’ve borne witness to the wicked fabrications Club Chalamet warned me about…
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can someone get me a high def screenshot of zendaya going “you’re 31, you’d have a better shot with a gun in your mouth”…
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I have this exact interaction every time I follow a new hot thirst trapping gay guy on here
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her iconic apology after being accused of taking cash out of a woman’s purse in Vegas…
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so no telephone pt 2 like you all said ….
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BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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COWBOY CARTER OFFICIAL TRACKLIST. 🐎
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Regina Hall as Brenda in the Scary Movie franchise kinda the most influential comedic performance of all time if u think about it…
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best friends who explore each other’s bodies
@JarettSays
Jarett Wieselman
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Pedro Pascal and Colman Domingo need to play best friends in a comedy… their chemistry is perfection
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I say "aaand you can press play" in this cadence all the time and no one ever clocks it lmfaoooo
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Everytime I see this I gotta watch it 20 times
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realest bitch alive
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@OrangePaulp
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Greta Lee PLSSSSSSS
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Tashi Duncan is such a 30 Rock ass name (complimentary)
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she didn’t die 😭
@BlazesAccount
Blaze💚
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She was the youngest on the cast, but the oldest at heart. Honestly so shocked to see her go so soon, we love you Plasma💛 #DragRace
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me to vodka red bulls when the bar doesn’t have espresso martinis
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Cowboy Carter genre
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House Atreides won’t see your “you’re expecting me to believe someone named Paul did all that…” tweets but your friends name Paul will :(
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As a lifelong Usher and Beyoncé stan who’s seen Wicked 9 times this has been a particularly wild 8 hours to have been offline…..
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she is so fucking hot god bless her for making anime something hot people can openly enjoy…
@jojo_wiki
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia
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Megan Thee Stallion cosplayed as Bruno Bucciarati while presenting the anime of the year at Crunchyroll Anime Awards 2024
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she ends you all daily and with ease PLEASE stop playing with her…….
@ClubChalamet
Club Chalamet 💫
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@tophlo It's not that hard to invest if you have the funds to do so.
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This tweet is so alarming to me… Are the kids not reading Jonathan Swift and Kurt Vonnegut in high school anymore? Like seriously what is going on?
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me when Julianne Moore went “I *am* naive”
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Jdjskskskdkdk you sissies are going to HELL
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heyy guys! any way we could stop equating physical appearance/attractiveness with morality at some point? truly nooo worries if not!
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she gets it
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hating Carrie is so childish btw
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friend: “what do you think? be honest” me:
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this story lays out a truly vile and ongoing pattern of assault. I’m truly disgusted. This paragraph in particular was heartbreaking to me. Here’s hoping Shangela’s victims receive peace and justice.
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@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
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EXCLUSIVE: Four people allege that actor and drag star Shangela either sexually assaulted them or attempted to have sex with them when they were too inebriated to consent. Story:
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the quotes not being able to handle him… the American mind cannot comprehend average Western mass high schooler
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mikayla
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bro is a baby deer
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I know wicked fabrications when I see them…
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Pop Tingz
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Kylie Jenner is rumored to be pregnant, expecting a baby with Timothée Chalamet.
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Kinsey 3 liberal arts college improv team co-captain
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Swolecialist
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What type of guy is this
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hey sister ❤️ wanted to DM privately because what u tweeted just now sort of implies u think ppl fall out of coconut trees..? I’m sure you didn’t mean to but def came across as existing-in-the-context-of-all-that-came-before-you erasure 😕 pls delete 🫶
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a martini should taste like a glass of ice cold ocean water with three olives in it imo sorry if this offends
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a perfect movie and I’m dead serious
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random but ugh god I loved seeing this live. Lin Manuel Miranda truly snapped with this score…
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@realnorireed when there’s a lawsuit and they call Doug the pug to the stand as a character witness >>>>
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“You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” yeahhh I think I could survive an hour at Emerson babe…
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Opened my mailbox and jumped 😭
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He was in India with my mom researching the ganges before she died
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sister that’s a butt plug…
@Eternal11th
god emperor Ikaris
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Lady Margot Fenring’s silhouette being a literal chess piece as she follows Feyd-rautha, whom the bene gesserit wish to use as their next chess piece, thank god Denis Villeneuve hates dialogue
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“Do not trouble me with Faramir. I know his uses and they are few.” OUU this old queen was NASTY 😭😭😭
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something amazing about gay guys is they will let u make out with their boyfriend btw
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@rosedommu Carrie Bradshaw activism over the years (1998-present) A THREAD
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British vogue including the retweet numbers now that’s a sister…
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need to join the sisterhood of the traveling $9k Loewe top
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that wasn’t very Mama Who Bore Me (Reprise) of you bestie :/
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thrilled to announce I got delivery last night 😌
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@OrangePaulp
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im starting to think ur starting shit with him !! Tbh
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Neve Campbell is officially returning as Sidney Prescott for ‘SCREAM 7.’
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Matt Rogers has Plane pegged omfg. simultaneously interviewing and shit stirring… a true talent, the Barbara Walters of our generation.
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was told my girls5eva scene got cut but they actually kept one (1) line so that residuals check will be clearing 🥰
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