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1 year

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

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2 years

Listen, bear spray DOES NOT work like bug spray. We would like to not have to say that again.

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1 year

WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏 —YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏

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1 year

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

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1 year

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

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1 year

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

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7 months

someone please get this woman photographed holding a fishing license

Pop Base

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8 months

Travis Kelce jerseys saw a nearly 400% spike in sales after Taylor Swift attended his game, TMZ reports.

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2 years

YOU are cold. They have fur. Do not let inside.

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11 months

If you’re outdoors in these temperatures you need to be primarily drinking water. NOT red bull, NOT iced coffee, NOT that purple stuff all over tiktok, W👏A👏T👏E👏R

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2 years

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

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1 year

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

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11 months

Okay, let's review. Venomous = You GET BIT by something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑) Posionous = YOU BITE something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑) Hope this helps.

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1 year

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather. Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee...... Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

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10 months

Dear, whoever released an entire Pacu (a South American fish closely related to Piranha) into a NEIGHBORHOOD pond; how dare you.

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5 months

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas? - predictable - no element of surprise - perhaps, too romantic - not a legal form of ID Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas? - instant shock and awe - will never see it coming - is an official state document

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11 months

Please stop dming the government at 1am.

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2 years

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your (•_•) <) )/ hot / \ (•_•) \( (> girl / \ (•_•) 🎣 ) )> fishing license

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5 months

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?

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1 year

donut holes should actually be called donut plugs but no one is ready to hear the truth

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1 year

There is nothing silly about a goose.

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4 months

Out: girlbossing In: girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

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3 months

We asked Lily the intern to make some Valentine's Day cards and this is what she came up with,

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6 months

he’s so real for this.

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10 years

“ @LukeTemperelli : @tkelce would you rather fight a bear in the forest or a shark in the ocean?” Once again I do not abuse animals

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7 months

Your house is not haunted, there's a raccoon in your attic. And that is much, much worse.

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13 days

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

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1 year

wow it’s so nice outside right now, a couple thousand of you should like go on a hike or something

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4 months

hypothetically, if I was going to nominate a film about a badger, starring a badger, called "Badger," for best picture... I would also nominate the badger, right?

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10 months

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

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1 year

this is how your email finds me,

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2 years

You have now been briefed:

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2 years

so we know a lot of y'all are busy dunking on [redacted] BUT WE ARE HERE TO VERIFY (free) ONE OF NORTH AMERICA’S LARGEST AND RAREST BIRDS IS MIGRATING THROUGH THE CENTRAL FLYWAY AND HAS LANDED IN OKLAHOMA.

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1 year

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

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2 years

(clears throat) YOU'RE TELLING ME A GAR LICKED THIS BREAD?

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6 months

the most "UNHAND ME" opossum hiss ever hissed

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1 year

If someone wants to *discreetly* deliver two peppermint mocha lattes and one oat milk lavender latte to the middle of the woods right now that would be greatly appreciated

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10 months

Maturing is realizing you’re the Allan ((standoffish but concerned for everyone’s safety during aquatic recreation events ))

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2 years

@KellyMacFarlane Kelly, it is not even 9am on a Monday morning.

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2 years

Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.

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1 year

Has anyone seen this couch? Someone accidentally spilled invasive bighead carp blood samples all over it, so we left it out to dry and now it’s gone. We need it for the break room. Give it back.

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6 months

🎶 You got a fast car, I got a plan to run in front of it 🎶

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8 months

this is our actual account

sinapps

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8 months

@OKWildlifeDept Why would anyone do a parody X of the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation?

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2 years

it looks like a lovely day to REMIND YOU HEATHENS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLOS?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

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1 year

Bottomland Camo - Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation High Grade 18/8 Stainless Steel, UV Tint Slider Lid, DuraGrip Powder Coat Finish 20oz Yukon Tumblr from the Go Outdoors Oklahoma Store?"

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2 years

it's not even 9am on monday morning

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2 years

The current state of the union:

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1 year

one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder

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1 year

@PerinBehavioral @lastpositivist Sir, you are a doctor.

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10 months

@murderandmeds IDK WE DIDN’T MAKE THEM

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2 months

girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful

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1 year

One day you’re young and clueless and the next you’re standing in the front yard nodding at the rain mumbling “we needed this.”

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2 months

On Leap Day we’d like to shout out some of nature’s most talented leapers: Frogs, lizards, deer, my mother’s ability to jump to conclusions about my personal life, spiders - just to name a few.

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6 months

not to be accusatory, but it’s kinda “convenient” how bears suddenly decide to take a mandatory months-long nap through all the major family holidays.

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10 months

if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

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9 months

DEER HAVE ANTLERS - NOT HORNS. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. ANTLERS SHED, HORNS STAY ON THE HEAD. THOSE ARE ANTLERS. A👏N👏T👏L👏E👏R👏S

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5 months

our Spotify wrapped just dropped

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8 months

Unfortunately, miss Jackson we are for real. This "tree stand" was discovered on public land in McIntosh Co. by Warden Rowland. Not only is this EXTREMELY NOT SAFE, it is EXTREMELY NOT LEGAL. IT WAS HELD IN BY FOUR SMALL SCREWS. Y👏CAN'T👏Y'ALL👏FIND👏SOMETHING👏SAFE👏TO👏DO?

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11 months

Good morning. One of the campers brought their own espresso machine. Idk how to end this just had to share

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1 year

notice how it had ZERO trouble using the door handle correctly,

Colorado Parks and Wildlife

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1 year

In case you were looking for a sign to lock your car doors - this is it

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7 months

Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.

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1 year

Fun fact, the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) has enough bones in its body to make up an entire alligator skeleton.

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7 months

when is it okay to confiscate your parent’s phone?

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2 years

How's your Friday going?

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1 year

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8 months

some of you desperately need to wash your emotional support water bottle

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10 months

Your fish was caught by Charlie Clinton. He is 11. DO NOT RELEASE YOUR PETS. THEY ARE AN EXOTIC, INVASIVE SPECIES THAT CAN CAUSE DAMAGE TO OUR LOCAL ECOSYSTEMS.

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1 year

Parking eight deer on the roof before breaking and entering isn't very "leave no trace" just saying.

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1 year

If you and your ex-husband decided to split up your twins at birth and are looking for a place to have them reunite, swap identities, and eventually ruin his publicist's/fiance's plans to take his fancy Cali vineyard moolah --

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1 year

Ay, the turtles are out: 🐢 Stop to move them only if you can SAFELY PULL ENTIRELY OFF THE ROAD. 🐢 Grasp the shell firmly. DO NOT fumble the turtle. 🐢 Move the turtle off the road in the direction it was already heading. 🐢 Then go back to minding your own business.

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11 months

Stop picking up fawns. You are not a Disney princess. And even if you are, don’t.

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2 years

The eastern hognose snake will flatten its entire head to look like a cobra or flip belly-up and pretend to be slowly dying if you're looking for pointers on how to get out of a meeting just saying

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2 months

can i come over and stare at you like this

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10 months

These fish are generally harmless to humans, but the practice of dumping unwanted pets in waterways is so harmful to native wildlife. Don’t be that pet owner. Don’t let it loose.

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1 year

Your grandma should have not been messing around if she did not want to find out.

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1 year

WOMEN👏DO👏NOT👏WANT👏FLOWERS👏THEY👏WANT👏FISHING LICENSES👏JUST👏TRUST👏ME👏ON👏THIS👏BRUH👏

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2 years

not telling anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs,

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1 year

@PBS (says the sneezing bald dude)

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8 months

no one remembers the weird thing you said at a party, they’re thinking about how fall migration means there’ll be moment when the last Scissor-tailed Flycatcher leaves the state — not everything is about you bro

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2 years

(touring the Sistine Chapel) cannot believe a turtle did this

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1 year

We’d just like to say congratulations on the new baby to Armadillo’s dad 🙏☺️🙏💙

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1 year

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

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1 year

If you need help identifying a wild mushroom AFTER you’ve already eaten it, please, do not call us. You can reach the Oklahoma Poison Center 24/7 at (1-800-222-1222).

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11 months

Bears are like the waffle house employees of the woods. DO NOT mess with them.

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1 year

believe it or not, we are an actual government agency.

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1 year

Bald eagles are the college student bird of prey bc they have no money and will eat anything if it's free.

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1 year

Guess the species,

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1 month

for those who saw the other version let this be a lesson on why it's important to screenshot your work

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1 year

My grandad told me we had to stay absolutely SILENT when we were fishing or we would scare them away. Turns out, he’s a liar. The guy just wanted me to stop talking for like three seconds.

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8 months

“did you kNOw uR lOgo loOks liKe a beArdEd gUy weArIng A bEani—” us:

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1 year

You could not begin to fathom the drama these seemingly harmless fungi are capable of causing,

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1 year

ARIANA SAYS YES. IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE:

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1 year

Stop dming the goverment at 3am.

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1 year

He just wanted the neighbors to stop dumping garbage on mountain habitat so they body-shamed him?????????????? SMH. The Grinch is a conservation baddie, put some respect on his name WHOVILLE.

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1 year

BRUH.

Georgia DNR Wildlife

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1 year

Bruh. Did y'all know bears DON'T HAVE collarbones and can fit through your DOGGY DOOR? Because I didn't.

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oh hey, it's been a while since we've screamed a wildlife fact at you guys, *clears throat* THE RED FOX’S BREEDING SEASON MAY START AS EARLY AS JANUARY AND RESULTS IN AN AVERAGE 3-6 KITS 51 DAYS LATER. THE LITTER THEN VENTURES FROM THE DEN AFTER ABOUT A MONTH AND SOON LEARNS…

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10 months

@MarcWest79 I literally have two extra wisdom teeth Marc so chilll

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1 year

If my zip-off cargo pants/shorts aren't cool, then don't @ me when you need someone to hold something for you. Walk around with your dumb stuff in your silly hands. I will not save you.

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2 years

LET’S GET THIS BREAD😤 and not feed it to ducks because it makes their tummy hurt 😔

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9 months

If you're working/playing around outdoors in this heat you need to take precautions. You are NOT "built different." The sun WILL win.

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1 year

AY. WE NEED YOU TO SEND YOUR KIDS TO OUR YOUTH CAMP. WE WILL WATCH THEM FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK - FOR FREE - AND TRY TO RETURN THEM THE LEAST SUNBURNED AS POSSIBLE. (NO PROMISES). THEY MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING THO. YOU COULD HAVE AN EMPTY HOME. HERE IS THE APP:

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*The social media girls got stranded with car problems this morning* Us: hello, can we get a tow? *the wrecker service guy: Well I got ten toes (🦶) but none of em’ I can spare — AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Us: sir we need help 🥹🙂 Him: I know imma coming to get ya.

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1 year

It's short king spring,

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