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Liam Bright

@lastpositivist

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Aspiring philosopher; tolerable human; "amusing combination of sardonic detachment & literally all the feelings felt entirely unironically all at once" [he/his]

Joined May 2011
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Liam Bright
3 years
I appear to have lost my previous pinned tweet with the Kant monster. Alas, all good things and cetera. So I'm going to pin this tweet linking to a paper of mine in a fancy venue, to establish my academic credibility and intellectually intimidate my foes
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8 months
I genuinely love that Daniel Radcliffe made his Harry Potter money and has just dedicated himself to playing weird little guys ever since, like he doesn't need the money so just picks roles for the fun.
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Nooruddean
8 months
Daniel Radcliffe looks like he’s just won his club’s first Serie A title in 20 years and thrown his kit to the ultras section
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If I were Will Smith I would simply have debated and defeated Chris Rock in the marketplace of ideas.
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Business school professor
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5 months
Paintings that it's cringe and cliché to like but which are also actually legitimate bangers
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lmao
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Black people are America's last line of defence against the eldritch horrors from the Annihilation film
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7 months
Love that to pass our national citizenship test you have to agree we like to have a good laugh at ourselves or we'll fucking deport you
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2 years
I honestly do think I am smarter than Joe Biden ngl
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2 years
I mean this is a video of, among other things, some civilians getting burned to death. Reacting with sarcastic little gifs of Seinfeld shrugging is just evidence that even when war is very far away and abstract for people still it makes them vicious.
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2 years
This was like one of the most surprising reveals in the history of TV
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4 years
A headline appropriate for any day of any year between 1171 and today.
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23 days
Ok I am sorry but this is absolutely the best version of this genre of humblebrag I have ever seen
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1 year
I agree, we should do this
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7 months
This is my vision and I'm willing to fight for it.
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@ClinPsychDavid
David Murphy
3 years
I love the famous equality/equity/justice cartoon & have used it a lot in talks. However, its always really bugged me that the three people stay exactly where they are, outside the park, in all 4 pictures, so I've taken the liberty of added a 5th, does this make sense?
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4 years
Some maps I've been thinking about re Biden
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8 months
History lesson from someone who thinks Europeans first got to Africa in the 1900s.
@xbtGBH
GBH 🦁☝️ Remilio | RWO
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Europeans when they arrived in Africa in the 1900s just to find out literally not a single African "civilization" had figured out how to make the wheel in their 1000s of year of existence
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9 months
People keep saying this but it's in the context of Oppenheimer being a poseur looking to get laid. This is actually great characteristion.
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Jonas Čeika
9 months
The most annoying thing about Oppenheimer was when he claims to have read all 3 volumes of Capital in the original German and as an example of one of Marx's ideas gives "Property is theft" - a phrase from Proudhon that Marx criticized
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4 months
Clearing out America's elite tier by doing MeToo but for plagiarism would be a deeply funny cultural moment and I would be all for it.
@SethAbramson
Seth Abramson
4 months
So @ElonMusk , should Justice Gorsuch resign? Answer, you bloody coward.
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8 months
The woke bullying in question here is signs saying "remember to carry a bottle of water with you in hot weather". Just to be clear.
@EveningStandard
The Standard
8 months
It’s particularly dispiriting to find that this virtue-signalling turned woke-bullying has captured TfL and therefore the entire Underground network, so proudly symbolic of this country’s resistance to totalitarianism during the war ✍️ @RachelSJohnson
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4 years
"So then Owen Jones said - can you believe it - he said that we should pay our cleaners to stay home!"
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3 years
PragerU not off to a good start in their attempt to persuade me that the Israel would never commit war crimes.
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4 years
All time Prager U graph GOAT
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2 years
Romcom about a woman who meets and falls in love with Leonardo di Caprio on the eve of her 25th birthday and has to engage in a series of increasingly wacky escapades to keep him from learning her age.
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2 years
The other side’s end zone actually said “continue racism” and the game was to decide which we’ll do.
@jaketropolis
the prince with a thousand enemies ♂️
2 years
WHY DOES IT SAY END RACISM ON THE END ZONE
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Me when I tell people I've watched Cowboy Bebop
@ProvincialProle
provincial prole 🌍🌏🌎
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Foucault in Japan (1978)
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1 year
choose your fighter
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2 years
If you want the right to speak without fear of being shamed or shunned then straight up, just straight forwardly, you’re opposed to free speech. Democracy and openness is the rowdy one where we’re all free to annoy and despise each other. You want the other thing.
@deonteleologist
Sam Hoadley-Brill
2 years
The fucking New York Times does it again. The EDITORIAL BOARD for Christ’s sake. There is absolutely no such thing as a “fundamental right” to voice your opinions in public “without fear of being shamed or shunned.” This is lunacy.
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2 years
Lmao nothing but respect for the little brother who came home and actually tried the line "today we learned about critical race theory and, well, long story short, but I don't have to do chores now". Just complete uncritical support for my man.
@SophiaTesfaye
Sophia Tesfaye
2 years
A white mom on Fox News is complaining that her mixed son now sees himself as “a Black man.” She’s suing the school, says CRT taught her son to not do his chores.
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The Israeli government has organised a brutal military occupation backed up by murderous repression for a long time now. There's no theory of just war on earth that wouldn't consider this jus ad bellum for the Palestinians and everyone knows it.
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5 months
Oh yeah and
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1 year
No. Nooooooooooooooooooo. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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2 years
So proud to be supporting an African owned business✊
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6 months
The holiday was once about remembering the costs of war. The change in language around it is pervasive and pernicious.
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
6 months
This weekend is a time for the country to stop, reflect, and remember our armed forces who have kept and continue to keep us safe.    We say thank you to everyone who has served, those who continue to serve, and their families, who sacrifice so much.
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You see the dark lady, supported symbolically by the black power fist, wants to take the police away all so the white blond lady will be in trouble from scary criminals, says the centrist who doesn't see race.
@TheRabbitHole84
The Rabbit Hole
9 months
“Luxury beliefs are ideas and opinions that confer status on the upper class, while often inflicting costs on the lower classes.” — @robkhenderson
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3 years
Come on, man
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2 years
Gotta say I had been mildly supportive of euthanasia legalisation until the Canadian experiment, which it seems to me has massively vindicated the sceptics and critics so far.
@yatasuregima
nepal
2 years
Don't let this get lost in the noise
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Every declining empire for some reason ends up being like just one more invasion of Afghanistan bro I promise bro just one more is all I need
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1 year
Damn whoever forced the Qatari government to bribe Fifa and invite the whole world with its inevitable cultural diversity to their country really did a number on them.
@Qatari
محمد الكعبي
1 year
You come to our country and you know what makes us angry and you do it?
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Athenians just trying to go about their business in the market: Socrates:
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1 year
Like what is the stance on Israel that does not result in this?
@realRaegenhere
Rægenhere
1 year
What’s your stance on ISRAEL that would get you in this position?
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3 years
I made a flow chart to help people decide what sort of philosopher they want to be. Start at the blue box, end at one of the red boxes. Hope it helps!
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Just so important people learn history.
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@rochellehd Wtf I think if you look at that thing hard enough you will see the face of God what are they talking about
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2 years
Love when Marxists say “this is a science!” and if you ask “ah so we’re going to make casual models generating precise predictions we can test and iteratively improve?” it’s clarified: no not a *bourgeois* science, the other, better, kind, where you mainly just reinterpret Hegel.
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I’ve seen takes you people wouldn’t believe
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I've genuinely always wondered how it is that despite being an overweight nerd who is objectively 3/10 at best I have always had a pretty successful love life. If it turns out what women want is guys who are existentially depressed and pretty gay then I guess that explains that!
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Seen this on Facebook and loved it a lot.
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Did my own version
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@DrRupaMarya
Rupa Marya, MD
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What's "decolonization"? It's undoing this. At every single level. #Decolonization #FreePalestine
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Sneering around "ooooOoooh so you're an Afghanistan expert now eh? Like you were a public health expert before this ehhhh???" strikes me as anti-democratic. We're a democracy, people should have and express opinions about momentous public decisions.
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Absolutely bizarre when Americans show videos of Europeans being rowdy after football matches, or the French rioting over anything, and say "See what immigration has done to once fair Europe!" Just complete misunderstanding of European culture.
@EvaVlaar
Eva Vlaardingerbroek
1 year
As we speak Moroccan migrants are rioting and setting cities on fire all over Europe because they won a football game against Belgium. Mind you, these men are 3rd/4th generation migrants. Integration does not happen over time: the problem just gets worse.
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The person with purple hair is actually Bertrand Russell.
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@TheRabbitHole84 You can thank the "because I'm the professor, and I said so" and the generation that was raised by this.
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@Britonomist One of my crankier half way liberal technocrat opinions is that the fact that our breast and brightest are paid infinite money to make trades happen .0007% faster is a massive social opportunity cost.
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Seeing economists on my timeline argue about what inflation is really fills me with such joy - no-one knows what is going on with the basics of their field, everyone is winging it, and the world is one big technocratic meritocracy where no-one has merit or technical knowledge.
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I'm blankiepilled, low-key loving the cosy vibe; in my comfycore era giving honk shoo mimimi.
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2 years
Socialism's core policy plank: workers not getting paid.
@ksorbs
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2 years
If socialist college professors believed their own ideology, wouldn’t they teach for free?
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Absolute favourite community note.
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Janty
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Cristiano Ronaldo has never lost a match in which he scored the winning goal. 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 🇵🇹
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Extraordinary
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1 year
Same
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Huh my experience of growing up in a very multi ethnic city was that it was just kinda normal and part of politely getting to know someone that you eventually discuss where their family is from.
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Uju Anya
2 years
No matter how sweetly you ask it, “Where are you from?” is not a polite question.
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Oh despite being American herself the OP clarifies that the meme is about Ireland. So it's Ireland we're saving, my apologies for any confusion.
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3 years
Political discourse is so unserious it’s genuinely kinda funny. We have all these discussions about how things are and could or should or might be. But… like… the people actually running the world are putting out sub-PragerU-tier Takes without a care in the world.
@marcorubio
Marco Rubio
3 years
The $3.5 trillion Biden plan isn’t socialism, it’s marxism
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@graciegcunning I’m friends with a bunch of professional philosophers at universities, they all thought your questions were interesting and sensible and had parallels to stuff they think and write about. You’re doing great, keep asking questions!
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Past midday so I can announce -- I've just been promoted to Associate Professor. Basically a pay rise and the last opportunity for the LSE to fire me without it being a nightmare for them. I am now academically invincible. Please expect my rank ordering of the races forthcoming.
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My dad just reminded me of this, still love it.
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"As the productive capacity of capital is improved less and less workers for production are needed as wealth concentrates in the hands of owners -- take that Marx!"
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Absolutely nightmarish hell law and if you think this is a proportionate response to anything actually happening you're a delusional little tyrant. Sick stuff.
@AnnevanLeur
Annie van Leur
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Florida is set to arrest people in restrooms regardless of legal gender status in a sweeping bill
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3 years
Since I feel like having a fight with everyone may as well make a thread for it. I strongly think that if somebody can't emotionally deal with hearing standard right wing talking points on racism they're simply politically useless. Some ability to cope and respond is required.
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Sex is binary except for the exceptions. Since it's a small proportion that's the same as there being no exceptions. This is a very normal way of reasoning he'd definitely endorse if it wasn't for the political fight he's participating in.
@RichardDawkins
Richard Dawkins
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Those who say sex is a spectrum don’t realise how rare intersex humans are. Frequency histogram runs out of graph paper, so represent frequency of unambiguous males & females by NY’s twin towers respectively. Then frequency of intersexes is a medium sized molehill. Sex is binary.
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philosophy of language your moment is here
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It is kind of annoying that when the left lose it's because we're bad, and when the centre lose it's because the left are bad, and when the right do bad stuff it turns out to be because we the left made them overreact. Being politics' main character is a heavy burden.
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Genuinely had a moment where I was like "Wait but she's dead isn't she!?" before I remembered how monarchy works.
@SkyNews
Sky News
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The Queen was seen leaving the London Clinic hospital after visiting the King who was admitted to hospital for prostate treatment. Read more:
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Kantianism: no slapping Chris Rock! Utilitarianism: the slap may have hurt but the takes have been hilarious -- worth it. Virtue theory: <literally nothing concrete or useful ever>
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we need a pride flag for unemployed people
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Seems some people infer something along the lines of "violent resistance is justified"; <some particular thing> was violent resistance; hence <some particular thing>is justified. This is very very bad reasoning, and disagreeing with it does not mean denying the first premise.
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As a philosopher, obviously, I'd like to settle our culture war disagreements by remaining at the level of ideals and intellectual substance. However, obviously I must accept that this is also a matter of rhetoric and propaganda, and we must fight fire with fire. So behold:
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Pretty funny how it was absolutely the worst thing ever for a comedian to go on the BBC and say "well I for one am very convinced by Liz Truss' economic plans" in a somewhat sarcastic tone of voice but then a fortnight later she implemented them and it caused a national crisis.
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I don't feel so good
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Cliché paintings that are actually great
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Bringing back the classics
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Ok fine I also said that at 20k followers I’d reveal whether or not the Enlightenment was racist, but tbh I’m a bit wary of going near so touchy a topic? So as a compromise, to keep some distance I’ve tried to express what I think allegorically, through the medium of dance.
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JK Rowling might be outta a job
@dunksdeux
duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸
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We *cannot* let Libertarians get a hold of this idea
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Tintin hasn't been this mad since he saw someone miss their rubber quota
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I just don't share this instinct that she is bad. She works hard and doesn't enjoy it and doesn't feel the life she has is worth the effort expended. There are obviously steps she can take to improve but, like, that is a basically relatable and sympathetic problem? Why mock her?
@Scottcrates
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First person to ever have to work full time makes video to document her struggles. A modern day Diary of Anne Frank.
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In a huge win for Jordan Peterson I do actually feel better now that my room is clean.
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@DrBenLitherland Oh yeah, here's a picture of me lecturing, you should extremely predict the cardigan off version of this is just like Chidi, absolutely. No questions at this time.
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lmao what a website
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At 40k followers I will reveal who can make noodles.
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The elite - no not in the sense of owning stuff or holding office or commanding armies or being incredibly influential media or religious figures, I mean like people who drink lattes from Starbucks -
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I know a lotta people with Ph.D.s from like Oxbridge or the Ivies or the Sorbonne who are very intellectually insecure and it's like... buddy I literally don't think our society has a more clear way of signalling to you we think you're smart. Like, this is it. You've maxed out.
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The person who said ""make housing legal" is a fascist slogan" works for an NGO dedicated to trying to provide subsidies for "mom and pop landlords" 😭 😭 😭 this website 😭
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Might watch Dune later, but not sure if I want to watch something so irrelevant to real life as a fantasy about a decaying empire locked in a bloody and ultimately self destructive colonial war as it attempts to extract vital resources from a desert region.
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It's rather odd that we all just know that the global ruling class is awash with tawdry criminality. That the people who govern us and moralise at us and own the world and to whom we must sell our time for bread -- they're all just lining their pockets as the world burns. Ho hum.
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A lot of what we call imposter syndrome is just the recognition that our intellectual ambitions out run our actual capabilities. Most people this is not true of are just very boring, so it's not the worst thing in the world. But it is genuinely a reflection of real inadequacy.
@khanofkhans11_
KHAN'✨
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What Academic Opinion will have you like this?
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The philosophy version
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Augustine's dad, thinking to himself after mildly teasing his son for getting a boner at the public baths: ok maybe that wasn't an A+ dad moment but still it's not like he'll develop sexual neuroses that'll shape an entire civilisational culture group. ~16 C. Later: fuck. *Fuck*
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Don’t let anyone persuade you to log off.
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Modern monetary theory escaped from a lab.
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Liam Bright
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I feel bad giving this a rt but I really do think it remarkable. Ending on "now you get to swipe left" and the whole thing being about rejecting women is just... like it's so revealing as to the intended audience mindset. It's doing all it can to signal it's for resentful losers.
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Bry.ai
20 days
Ai women are women.
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Liam Bright
2 years
I wrote a longish blog post on why I'm not a liberal. Ultimately of course the boundaries of any political coalition or ideology are fuzzy. But I hope this at least clarifies what I mean, and reject, and think you ought reject, in Liberalism.
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Liam Bright
3 years
Dear white mutuals, for a moderate fee I will tell you that you are racist.
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