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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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bleach skeleton costume i made

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@mattxiv she said:

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@edenxmm not to be paranoid, but i feel like this is a strategy to generate data points that show that an "anti-semitic attack" was reported at the location of this protest. doesn't matter if it's true or not. like this is exactly how the ADL is able to say anti-Semitism is up 5,000%

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@piss_jorts posting about struggling with same sex attraction is probably a good way to get lots of other closeted mormons in your dms

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@MNateShyamalan "i sure hope this outfit doesn't suck me off..." i said aloud before putting on the mysterious goo clothing

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@kaileyleinz maybe they should find a way to ease inflation that doesn't require some people to be jobless and in absolute poverty....

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@carlfranzen Mrs. Doubtfire Untucked

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@kaileyleinz like can y'all really keep calling unemployed and poor people lazy when the most powerful institutions are literally manipulating the market and hoping to create more unemployed and poor people. like is being unemployed an essential worker now???

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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didn't want to go to the grocery store because of this weird mist that was all over town and my Instacart shopper said they couldn't deliver because they were trapped inside the grocery store because there was "something in the mist"

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@mgnmnwtz really interested to check out "fuck hole foods"

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@NickyJoseph42 @vote4robgill @Applebees he also clearly states that their job as a big chain is to starve out mom and pop competition. sounds like it might be time to break some of these businesses up for anticompetitive practices.

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@Flixterino @prophethusband i wouldn't trust a tape measure that they printed

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@SwordAndScale what did he mean by this???

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@revrrlewis i mean they have already fucked up pretty bad by not building the pyramids, the great wall of china, hanging gardens, or the Hagia Sophia

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@charliekirk11 they literally hang different flags above regency street all the time - what specifically is different about this particular flag that is so upsetting to you????

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@atikkat power goes out and i starve to death alone in my gift wrapping closet

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@ChickenOvaRice @NYCParks nypd might have to buy less tanks in order for the parks department to be able to afford to do that

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@islandthembo it's actually really cool of her to raise awareness about this.

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@OregonBlueDog looks like a less tropical version of cuba today.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@justinbaragona anytime someone says "overeducated women" the follow up question needs to always be: how much education (exactly) is too much education for women???

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@ajplus victim is "too loaded" but "rioter, looter, or arsonist" is fine!? were any of these victims convicted or even indicted for being a "rioter, looter, or arsonist"?? isn't that defamation or slander or libel?

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@hum_dunkin this reminds me of this post i saw where a guy went in to the dr's office and the dr. had the Wikipedia page for "bones" open on his computer.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@ajplus they should start calling the victims "human beings" "(parents name)'s son or daughter" "(child's name)'s mother or father"

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@SwordAndScale i can't believe he deleted it after he didn't like the results 😂

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@lanikaps i first read this as he cheated on her with his manager at McDonald's and i was like... why Michelle branch's husband work at McDonald's???

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@echo_aster *groomer cthulu voice in an ancient forgotten language:* wow you can really comprehend allot for someone your age...

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@rabtvcom

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@Suntimes Palestine Protestor get their faces reveal to the public by Police Officers. But when Police Officers have an exposé list revealing that they are part of a Far-Right Militia Group. Suddenly “We need to respect their privacy”

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@josephzeballos the American people cried out: "won't somebody please think of the private equity subsidiaries"

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@Newuser7756 @calebsaysthings i went the opposite direction

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@FilledwithUrine me: struggling with depression

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@atdanwhite magician would simply turn over the top card on his deck to reveal that very same card

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@harriweinreb how do you know they were poisonous and not simply detoxifying you

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@HeheWaitWhut yeah seems like we should be arresting those police officers

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

2 years

@CosyCIub it's the censored dog butthole for me

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

3 years

@__MoBlack I think you are being little too critical. "a like" can mean several things. This obviously isn't tacit approval of the iraq afghanistan wars. I'm pretty sure they are just empathizing with the sentiment that it's sad that the Capitol has changed since the attack.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@alexeheath "Discrimination" lol. be serious. they are protesting genocide.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@babadookspinoza they just can't seem to understand that human rights are not transactional. like i don't need to know a whole country supports gay rights to decide whether or not i want them to suffer apartheid or genocide.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@nectarina12 @TheEpicDept krispy kreme now servicing cake 👐🎂

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@gayest_tone for real. they out here calling us groomers when all their porn sites have a "barely legal" section

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@socialaskan they aren't even identical. i see three different tents

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@screwyoumegn maybe we'd fix the drywall if we could actually afford a house. 🤷‍♂️

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@crank_to @FilledwithUrine like a sweet and sexy 9 volt battery

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

3 years

@SlimiHendrix i always thought Azkaban was a pretty fucked up prison system too. like i know some of the prisoners were guilty, but wizard policy is to lock them up AND drain them of all their happiness. that's fucked up. why not make a magical rehab facility where time moves faster inside???

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@elmotumbokon maybe we can get Republican politicians to start boycotting Lockheed Martin

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

3 years

@Lancegooden Trump had a total of 220 Executive Orders. Biden is getting a jump start on undoing some of the damage Trump has done and taking charge of putting an end to this pandemic. It's called being prepared to do the job.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@axios i love the whole "he's innocent!" / "who snitched??!" dichotomy on the republican right

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@twinkpeaks_ @MilesKlee i like that it's homoerotic.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@Thinkwert I'll keep getting wounded so the healer has something to do. that's called being a job creator.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@thetomzone you cropped out the best part

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

2 years

@Instacart seems like they are trying to figure it out but they definitely gonna miss the scheduled delivery time. they took a vote and they are sending one guy out in to the parking lot with a rope tied around his waist to see how far he gets.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@stxvxn_8381 the way we are gate keeping brain damage

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@IdahoBones smoking on that everlasting gobstopper shit

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@LolOverruled she found your Twitter and threw herself into traffic

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@PapitoCanyon @edenxmm it does not appear as though anyone was preventing her from taking her dog for a walk through the park, the conflict seems to be that she is calling the cops and falsely accusing people of preventing her from moving.

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@edenxmm i was there at this time and saw people with dogs coming and going freely. they are in my photos.

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@firesunf @JarJarFan69 seeming more and more like pretending not to know about stuff is this person's kink

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@irish1stslaves wouldn't it be creepier if they hid the fact they had a twin though?

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@s4m31p4n imagine how sticky their kitchen was after crinkle cutting all these

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@BlackLanterrn this girl would literally share her markers with you

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@KeitherPale @nostalnerd @vickygtweets @christhebarker @nypost

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@spiritnght2 Mya Rudolf is doing the voices now

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@spiritnght2 my mom always be saying that when she trying to scam her way out of carrying the groceries upstairs

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@amore_orless one of those American girl dolls whose grandparents didn't tell their slaves the civil war was over.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@aroundiight @CSMFHT agreed, these are the best. but imagine how creepy if you had these in your house and they all looked inward.

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@SamAdlerBell we don't want Trump to win, we want Biden to retire.

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@honkwiggleton imagine thom yorke's perfect hole

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@joshcarlosjosh @porksweats1 sauron fucked around and found out

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@matress_island nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

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@computer_gay hot people bringing hot awareness to hot medical problems for the hot community

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@cliffschecter @mattklewis it also completely ignores that the public wasn't necessarily empowered to choose George W over Al Gore. the supreme court ran out the clock on that one.

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@LolOverruled

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@Goodly_Mike @musicstruggles1 "can we have our teeth back?"

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@ajmikulak @the_luke_man if you don't have a can opener but find yourself in the apocalypse in the target parking lot you can eventually open a can by grinding down the edge.

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@jack_pet_a_lot @DannyVegito love this genre of meme

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@ceckyspunt @Reuters they are being charged with torturing a 10 year old child...

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@cob_is_online @hasanthehun this is a great idea if you are a parent that wants your 14-15 year old spending long hours unsupervised with 20 year olds that can and will hook them up with drugs and alcohol. in the early 00s this was basically the homeschool of hard knocks to goth pipeline.

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@samknight1 back pack is pretty clean considering it has been 2 weeks and there was some pretty heavy rains in the area right after the 7th 👀

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@FOX4 @JohnCornyn climate change is causing the increased recurrence of the polar vortex. Thank God we have real leaders like Joe Biden putting our nation back on track in combating climate change by rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement and pushing the use of renewables

What is the polar vortex – and how is it linked to climate change?

The polar vortex has broken into ‘two swirling blobs of cold air’, bringing the most frigid conditions in decades to the midwest

www.theguardian.com

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@yung_shaney is that adam driver?

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@kahbn @itsonlyelyjah rob the tooth fairy

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@tapewormlover average synesthesia haver:

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@powerfuldonut @mustachetoilet for real, i killed my whole family when i thought my groceries weren't going to be coming and then they showed up 5 minutes later. like y'all couldn't text me an update...

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@CantEverDie yeah the campus protests are a fraction of the size of BLM and they are treating it like an existential crisis and sending in the storm troopers already

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@hexprax he can kill me in a hazing incident

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@rightnowreports @LolOverruled guns don't kill people, but clothes can make you gay apparently

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@lookner SCOTUS might want to rethink their decision absolving police of the obligation to actually "protect and serve"

Protect and Serve? The Case of Castle Rock v. Gonzales

Police do not have a duty to protect you.

medium.com

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@benmekler i have had a similar situation with my cat during covid. everytime the vet tech brings her out to the car she's like "Maple did great - but she's very VERY angry right now."

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@ajplus if the assumption is that everyone on the street that night was either a "rioter, looter, or arsonist" shouldn't the same be said of Kyle Ritterhouse and everyone he was with?

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@halomancer1

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@pblest i feel like there are still more humiliations to come

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@grnformicatable i will oil up Hugh Jackman

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@DaveOshry homogexual

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@NBCNews so we are at the making lists phase of fascism

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@allisongeroi "lost family in the fighting in Gaza" makes it sound like their family were soldiers fighting with Hamas and not "asleep in their beds" or "trying to find food for their family"

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@edenxmm ok did not mean for this to be a hit tweet. now actually paranoid that the ADL is going to accuse me of anti-semitism lol.

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@DavidShuster @SenTedCruz anybody know Ted Cruz's home address??? I feel like we should peacefully and patriotically turn his house into a "warming center" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@evilvillain1231 i suspect he has Guelph blood

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@Gandilf_the_Gay

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@mariatruely @F466OT "correctly"? you're causing division and drama for no reason other than some perceived slight that's easily explained and you double down? "you grew up going to the village" - so i guess you have special ownership of it now? get over yourself - it's just a fun street sign.

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