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just passed an Olive Garden with a packed parking lot. imagine dying for Olive Garden

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hiding badge numbers so there's no way of identifying officers later in court

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This is not ok. Cops are covering their badges in Flatbush.

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.... that 75% don't seems more pertinent

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that's right Ben. it's about time someone made crime illegal

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I refuse to apologize for jinxing the human race

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I'm gonna be so fucking angry if the coronavirus that kills us all has the dumbass name Omicron Variant

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reminiscing about how in dexter, teen dexter was played by michael c hall in a wig and no other effort to make him not look like he was 35-42 over the course of him playing teen dexter

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convenient the court kneecapped Miranda right before triggering nationwide protests

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it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to "SIackbot" and G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months

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stank and choad

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4 years

apologies if this has already been tested but

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I'm Tom. from MySpace

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sometimes I remember The Onion thought Sept 12, 2001 was too soon to run the headline "America Stronger Than Ever, Say Top Quadragon Officials" and chuckle

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this rules

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I mean it is now

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2 years

I fucking love science!

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3 years

REPUBLICANS: [explicit white supremacist rhetoric for days straight] TWITTER: did you see the shape of their stage. maybe its a hidden message

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search "Adderall shortage" to see what happens when the DEA, for literally no other reason than it decided too many people have Adderall prescriptions, slashed max legally allowed production by ~20% in 2022 literally decided to make getting Rx filled a nightmare because drug war

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wait a minute. when the orc in lord of the rings says "looks like meat's back on the menu boys" how does he know what a menu is

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genius strategy: boycotting your customers

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2 years

if elon had just taken up my offer he'd have like $33.5 billion more today. its not too late to protect yourself against future damages elon

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1 year

just keeps posting bangers

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the entire left/liberal establishment really needs to step it up and drive home the point these trans panic freaks are the ones acting like depraved pedophiles

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Grandparents attending a school track meet in Kelowna stopped the event and demanded a 9 year-old female student be examined to make sure they weren't a boy competing in a girls event.

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well folks the fight was long and hard. it was brutal and we had to make many concessions, like agreeing to nuke the world economy for..reasons. but you held the faith, and now, with the support of an accused pedophile, we've elected the weakest speaker of the house in 100+ years

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6 years

why does piers morgan now dress like a dude trying to steal embryos from jurassic park

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3 years

wait a minute... Vampirism is a pyramid scheme

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3 years

i see.

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first they came for the president, and I did not speak up, because lmao

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7 years

Louise Mensch has really cracked the code on this one

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5 years

yes, yes, we've all heard ben shapiro talk before

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5 years

This kid reporter in a fedora on Fox News has some strong opinions about why Beto O’Rourke sucks:

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theory: the Russian military got McKinsey'ed. there's like an 800 page white paper on the invasion they paid $60 million for

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5 years

fuck, this is embarrassing. actually cringed a little

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3 years

We're not saying abandon your friends. Just the depressed or fat ones, or anyone struggling with a substance abuse problem, or anyone who isn't "enterprising"

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lisa was crying because she found out the speech was nothing more than a rhetorical device to justify corruption

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hey dumbass jim hoft and jacob wohl: Robert Mueller was SERVING JURY DUTY IN DC the EXACT DAY you claimed he raped a woman in NYC (August 2, 2010). that's some surefire intelligence for ya

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3 years

I'm gonna be so fucking angry if the coronavirus that kills us all has the dumbass name Omicron Variant

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1 year

incorrect

Elmo

@elmo

1 year

Elmo will miss you, little blue check mark. But don’t worry everybody, Elmo is still Elmo! ❤️

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aahhhaha fuck I'm having an aneurysm

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1 year

this thread is a wild ride, it's like if European royalty all had a group chat in 1914 and they all started panicking so much about the security risks to Archduke Ferdinand that he had a heart attack and died

Alexander Torrenegra

@torrenegra

1 year

Silicon Valley Bank was the main bank for two of our companies, my personal savings, and my mortgage. This is how things unfolded for us: Between 2013 and 2023, all good. Thursday, 9 AM: in one chat with 200+ tech founders (most in the Bay Area), questions about SVB start to…

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4 years

I cannot stress this enough: the president just called for "the Military" to go into Minneapolis and start shooting people. He ended this thought with "thank you!"

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Plot hole: In Jurassic Park, John Hammond repeatedly says he "spared no expense." Yet at several times in the movie, it is clear several expenses were spared in the construction of Jurassic Park

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3 years

makes me laugh every time

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7 years

ooh look its me the writer. I put my bad dumb thoughts on paper because Im scared of being dead

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3 years

oh hell yeah

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3 years

You don't really believe the locking the shirtwaist factory stairwells thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us

Amazon News

@amazonnews

3 years

@repmarkpocan 1/2 You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us. The truth is that we have over a million incredible employees around the world who are proud of what they do, and have great wages and health care from day one.

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3 years

can't make this shit up folks

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5 years

I like that Cersei's plan is that the pirate can't count to 9 months

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3 years

Vaccine choice? Yeah, I support vaccine choice. Left arm or right arm, fucko

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10 months

Your story resonates with so many people, Catturd.

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my personal theory as to why right wingers on here are increasingly screaming about how sex with women is gay, being attracted to tomboys is gay, etc is because the primary audience for this content are youtube-addicted teen boys seeking affirmation for why girls don't like them

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I'm at a hipster cafe and jacob wohl just ran in trying to hide from a bunch of guys in FBI jackets and he spilled hot coffee all over his weiner

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Waterworld is great because it's the complete opposite of Dune. what if a planet had too much water and instead of a hero they had a guy that kinda sucks

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1 year

blue checks 🙄

Brandon Saario

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@WGAWest @WGAEast Maybe stop writing woke shows. No one wants lectures anymore

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stupid workers! what we really need is some kind of economy where they CAN'T leave their jobs

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Andy Ngo walks into a bar, selectively edits video to make it appear like it walked into him

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@MollyJongFast @elonmusk shut up molly don't ruin this

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I hate this account so much man

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did a private equity firm buy animorphs

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@MikeIsaac i think you should be talking just a little more politely to someone with prescience

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7 years

UPDATE: following CuckFuhrer420 has not enriched my life at all

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Friday Twitter tip: Find 5 people you disagree with. Follow them. Think about what they say. That’s how this all starts to heal.

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how the fuck are they so bad at this

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a good side effect of posting this meme is that a bunch of people will come out of the woodwork to lecture you about not all blue checks

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3 years

haha get used to 4 years of this shit

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3 years

Problem solved!

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said the state will "eliminate rape" so victims won't have to have their rapist's baby under the state's new abortion restrictions.

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on Trump Arrest Day you are allowed to be a big dumb resistance lib

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every now and then i forget that keanu reeves is very smart

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4 years

NO ONE: JOE BIDEN: [somehow invents completely new racial stereotype]

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what do you think is the best Simpsons joke of all time? because mine has to be

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wow this dude's a really cool guy

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lol are you fucking serious

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@TimKennedyMMA whyd you cut this video off before they started giving you the handjob

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hahaha wait are you seriously telling me the FBI attack guy assumed he could get through bulletproof glass with a nail gun because nails aren't bullets because holy shit

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Linda you're serving ads on hashtag "heilhitler"

Linda Yaccarino

@lindayaX

5 months

If you know me, you know I'm committed to truth and fairness. Here's the truth. Not a single authentic user on X saw IBM’s, Comcast’s, or Oracle’s ads next to the content in Media Matters’ article. Only 2 users saw Apple’s ad next to the content, at least one of which was Media…

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i am releasing this SIackbot avatar under the GNU General Public License v3.0

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5 years

excuse me what the fuck are you doing quoting this neo nazi on why antifa is dangerous @CNN ?

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Ben Collins

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Wow. Sandy Hook parents' lawyer is revealing that Alex Jones' lawyers sent him the contents of Jones' phone BY MISTAKE. "12 days ago, your attorneys messed up and sent me a digital copy of every text" Jones has sent for years. "You know what perjury is?" the lawyer asks.

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it's sure a big coincidence that every republican incumbent since ford has started a war the year before the election huh

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great news for guys who aren't a huge piece of shit

John Burn-Murdoch

@jburnmurdoch

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NEW: an ideological divide is emerging between young men and women in many countries around the world. I think this one of the most important social trends unfolding today, and provides the answer to several puzzles.

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USER: 200 times a day, CuckFuhrer420 threatens to kill my children TWITTER: would it help if he could tag an unlimited number of children

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I was meh on the guy til I heard he's a pedophile

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@famoushorse I will simply not touch the wire

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2 years

where the fuck did timothee chalamet come from. did he trip over a magic lamp and instantaneously become an A lister or something

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3 years

shut the fuck up you fucking nerds

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uh oh elon learned how to click the urls in the references section

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it's crazy to me that italy has an "Alessandra Mussolini" in office like it would be normal for Germany to like have Alderman Benny Hitler

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all cats are born good, but the world angers them

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cool thing about the verizon first responder ads, they're all because california firefighters emailed them "if you dont unthrottle our internet people are going to die" and verizon told them to purchase a premium plan

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there's supply issues too. but the DEA's response to surging scripts was *lowering* production quotas deliberately engineered a shortage to harass patients. I don't know why this isn't a bigger news story

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i want a girl with a short skirt and the wrooooooooooong jacket

Tim Mak

@timkmak

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Daily Mail reports that Melania Trump boarded her plane to Texas wearing a jacket that said on the back, "I really don't care, do u?"

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did you watch predator most of the guys die after blind firing into foliage or staring slack jawed at what is incredibly obviously a cloaked predator

Dan Solo (Testo/Sterone)😉

@Hollywood_Solo

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🤮 #PreyMovie

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3 years

I am proud to announce that our beautiful space force has found the EVENT HORIZON...it's incredible, just incredible. they lost it, we found it, and we're going to bring it back bigger and better than ever before. The captain, he told us "Libera te me," can you believe that folks

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@ArmyStrang @yatinbrooklyn yeah you're wrong, it helps immensely, i have lived in mouse infested apartment buildings where the mice didn't dare enter

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