Just Luke @the_luke_man Twitter profile

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

2 years

I hate that everything is like this now

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3 years

One time when I was 12 a geek squad guy came to my house and the computer was so fucked up from porn he took me aside when my parents were upstairs and was like hey man you can’t keep doing this, I’m not going to tell them but you have to find a better way

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Just Luke

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3 years

Captain Hook was such a joke. Oh no a child that flies whatever shall we do! Ever heard of a fucking gun?

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4 years

from a friend in dc: bunch of armed guys by the white house w/ no body cams and no badge numbers. wont tell anyone who they are or who they work for.

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Just Luke

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4 years

i want this woman and her dog to kill me.

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1 year

I will never get off tik tok

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Just Luke

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3 years

Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this.

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Just Luke

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3 years

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane

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Just Luke

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5 years

@atdanwhite @slambmon how am i supposed to wash correctly if i cant see my own penis

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Just Luke

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2 years

You can get on a plane with no ID or any other form of identification but they REALLY don’t like it

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Just Luke

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2 years

I’d like to sell the lights and green tea scrub under what is more an observation than a joke now please thank you!

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Just Luke

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3 years

People are calling this “the Sarah effect”

The A.V. Club

@TheAVClub

3 years

Last weekend's Saturday Night Live premiere makes history with the series' lowest ratings ever

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Just Luke

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3 years

@alanfgiles I learned the basics of computer programming because of him@

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Just Luke

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4 years

more guys, completely different uniforms. removed sound to protect protestor i dont know just in case. dude in glasses looks like he's about to cry

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Just Luke

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2 years

ill never stop. ever.

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Just Luke

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3 years

@limitlessjest God damn I love how the ui’s for things like this always looks like fucking shit. Just a google image searched png of fucking ice cream amazing

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3 years

@Dannotz @insaneppltweets Why wouldn’t you just sleep till 3 ??

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3 years

@sistermeghan Oh I don’t know, what about the 10 other guys he hangs out with?

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Just Luke

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4 years

group being led by man in vest labeled police, some of group in vests labelled "DCT"

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Just Luke

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5 years

little surprise

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Just Luke

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4 years

Tomorrow is the day I shoot you in the head execution style, just like your father before you.

Mr. Peanut

@MrPeanut

4 years

Tomorrow’s a big day! And while most of the world seems pretty big when you’re a baby, tomorrow is actually going to be huge.

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Just Luke

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4 years

Yeah bitch it’s called a cup and it’s the other option at the ice cream store

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Just Luke

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2 years

Wish Larry David would go to Trader Joe’s. Take those fuckers down a peg.

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Just Luke

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4 years

goodnight 🤗

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Just Luke

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2 years

Draft dump

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Just Luke

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2 years

Fuck yeah I did it

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Just Luke

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4 years

They should make a twitter for when ur driving

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Just Luke

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2 years

im starting to think people who were popular in high school don't use twitter

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4 years

DOCTOR: I cannnot operate on this boy.. I’m makin’ waffles

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Just Luke

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4 years

What I’m doing while y’all are watching tiger prince or whatever the fuck

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Just Luke

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3 years

please let this be the one i get to sell those fucking lights under. 🤞

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Just Luke

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3 years

we outgrew neil degrasse tyson as a culture so he was removed

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Just Luke

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4 years

That’s the thing about the portrait of Dorian Gray… it gets older, he stays the same age

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Just Luke

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2 years

Craziest sponsored ad yet

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Just Luke

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3 years

Come to my show in nyc next month and I’ll tell you what kind of porn it was

Jessy Morner-Ritt

@JessyMornerRitt

3 years

🚨NY 🚨Joy & @ShrimpBoySketch coming to serve you sept 18th + 19th at @UnionHallNY with special guests 🥐🦐tickets in my bio!!!!!!! i wonder if i will seem the same or different to my friends

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Just Luke

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3 years

shout out to a real one.. 30 under 30

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Just Luke

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2 years

January Jones.. what's next February Franklin?

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Just Luke

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4 years

Maybe the real treasure wasn’t cancelling a comedian, but the money we made monetizing a different version of the same joke we cancelled him for, along the way 🥰

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

4 years

must suck in europe that to social distance you have to keep figuring out how far "1.8288 meters apart" is..

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

3 years

😇

kristofer thomas

@kristoferthomas

3 years

what is the dumbest thing on twitter people have gotten mad at you for? for me, it was when i criticized organic deodorant (people called me a republican).

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At the end of this week (Sunday 5/21 at noon) I am attempting something never seen before: a call in show that lasts 12 hours long and also utilizes the incredible power of computer generated 3D graphics. This is the official schedule like how coachella has one

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2 years

Babies hate this one simple trick

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3 years

@atdanwhite Shout out to act blue 🙌

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3 years

@josiahhughes It’d be funny if they sued him lol

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Just Luke

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2 years

learning to skateboard to impress other 30 year olds who like skateboarding

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3 years

Technology will save the world

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Just Luke

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4 years

They think I wouldn’t kill a baby

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Just Luke

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5 years

599 followers? What am I a college student? It's fucking pathetic.

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

4 years

met a guy canvassing for Bernie today that explained the ol' "Obama put chips in us to track/kill us, and they are also the mark of the beast from Revelations" conspiracy theory and then asked if Bernie planned to do that and when I said no he said he would vote for Bernie ^_^

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Just Luke

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2 years

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this...

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Just Luke

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4 years

oh fu-

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

3 years

Found this karaoke channel on youtube where a guy rewrote all the lyrics of songs to be about not wanting to circumcise his son...

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

2 years

Im gonna say this at an open mic

Neil deGrasse Tyson

@neiltyson

2 years

If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table instead of milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner.

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Just Luke

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3 years

@chupathingy414 @davenewworld_2 I was 12

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Just Luke

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4 years

The sanders campaign is built on being willing to fight for someone you don’t know. What’s more anime than that?

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

2 years

i wish there was a video game where the character aged at the same rate i did so we could die at the same time

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

3 years

Or in LA in a couple weeks and ill even SHOW you what kind of porn it was

SARAH SQUIRM

@SarahSquirm

3 years

get ur tix NOW to HELLTRAP NIGHTMARE at @ZebulonLA on Aug 28, now with two more surprise guests: @womenlover007 @NonProfitComic ❤️🔱 TIX HERE:

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Just Luke

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4 years

WORLD'S WORST SHARK TANK CONTESTANT

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11 months

Michael Jackson’s pronouns would be hee/hee Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by c

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Just Luke

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3 years

Some of the weirdest guys you know have added you as a close friend on Instagram

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Just Luke

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4 years

In the ultimate selfless act, Luke gave Mr. Peanut two to the head, freeing the nut from his suffering forever.

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Just Luke

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4 years

I have information that could lead to the arrest of Logan Square

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Just Luke

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2 years

If you want to lose weight quick read this thread

Bella🌟

@babydol110

3 years

i love when dudes from high school hit me up like "i don't know why we didn't talk when we were younger" umm because y'all made fun me? a thread... 😴🤫😉

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4 years

Guys in LA

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4 years

wanna go to disney land to tell Eor (winnie's friend) that i fuck w/ him i fuck with that dude

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4 years

something happened

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Just Luke

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5 years

a rose just hits different by any other name

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Just Luke

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4 years

i messed with a bitcoin scammer on insta for the better part of a day. some highlights below and a link to the whole thing!

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2 years

Hasbulla should host snl

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They don’t let you text on the plane cause the pilot is scared you’ll talk shit

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Just Luke

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2 years

picking which of my male friends to see jackass 4 with is the hardest decision of my adult life.

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2 years

New grounds .com

shah

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2 years

This is literally a masterpiece, and they’re just getting started… @TheRedApeFamily November 25th, world premiere… IN DUBAI… 😮 #NFTCommmunity #NFTdrop #nftcollectors

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4 years

The greatest honor of my life has been tweeting so hard that I caused Wesley Snipes and the owner of the comedy theater that doesn't pay people to make tens of thousands of dollars off appearing in a super bowl ad 🙃

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Just Luke

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4 years

It actually is really simple! if you didn’t vote for Bernie, our world views are so diametrically opposed that I do not and will not value our relationship going forward ^_^

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

3 years

*extremely jeff foxworthy voice* if you’re zesting sour bois youuuu might be a gerblin

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

3 years

this seems so awful. saying "wow" and "damn" every 30 seconds to try and convince him you are still listening and not thinking about what injury you could fake to get him to stop

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

4 years

shut the fuck up you fucking coward

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4 years

Feeling cute might delete all social media and half my phone apps later

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Just Luke

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5 years

Happy anniversary to the only true art I’ve ever made

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Just Luke

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3 years

“Once Covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like “when Luke stops fucking and doing drugs and having a cool life with his friends”

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4 years

Why so many olives :(

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3 years

the only "golden globes" I care about are my beautiful jewish girlfriend's breasts!

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Just Luke

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4 years

#hotboysforbernie

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Just Luke

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4 years

In honor of new star wars coming out in a couple days, here's a video audition i recorded to play nien nunb in episode VIII - jj abrams do ur thing

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Just Luke

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3 years

Saddest part of Sopranos ending? Tony was just one year shy of getting to use an iPhone

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2 years

🤞

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3 years

The Shrimp Boys

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4 years

Beginning of End of the decade the decade

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2 years

@moopdrea This is my second, this time I had literally nothing at all, still got through. Power to the players.

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Just Luke

@the_luke_man

4 years

last reminder that his daughter was my first girlfriend before it stops mattering again

John Delaney 🇺🇸

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4 years

lt has been a privilege to campaign for the Democratic nomination for President, but it is clear that God has a different purpose for me at this moment in time. Read my full statement here: 1/19

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This boy was raised right 😩