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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
👀
@_tdionne
FAUXYBROWN✭
4 years
cracked the code 🙊 #DIONNESKI
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
INCOMING! 🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Silent nut. Holy nut.
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
The Internet: “But Mr. Peanut, it’s #NoNutNovember !” My Brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: I. AM. A. LEGUME.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Now that #NoNutNovember is over, please resume snacking in peace and privacy.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
@netflix I need a nut.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Hello world, I’m happy to be back! I can’t believe everyone came together for little old me! #BabyNut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
No, he's dead. Thank you for checking in though.
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Pop-Tarts
4 years
@MrPeanut hey are you okay
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
We’re devastated to confirm that Mr. Peanut is gone. He died doing what he did best – having people’s backs when they needed him most. #RIPeanut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
how do you do. i'm the mister of peanuts. 🎩 ⠀ 🧐   🥜🥜🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 👇 🥜🥜 👇   🥜 🥜   🥜  🥜   👞 👞
@EverySheriff
Every Sheriff Bot
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠   🥜🥜🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 👇 🥜🥜 👇   🥜 🥜   🥜  🥜   👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of peanuts
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
I’m officially 21, my friends! Before you ask, yes, I was just a baby. What can I say? It’s been a nutty year. Now someone get this peanut a beer! #MakeMyBirthdayNuts
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
Well, wish I thought of this earlier. ...The Nut King 💧💧💧💧 ( 🔵 _🔵 ) 🥜 🥜 <( ) -----🥜 🥜 / \ 🥜 / \ 🥜 || || 🥜
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
Musical chairs but nuttier.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Who else would like to see that?!
@PonticaYOLO
Mr Hayseed
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@MrPeanut You should have a race next time
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
Mr. Peanut Daenerys 🤝 nuts
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
You will soon learn to appreciate me.
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Goober goober ga ga
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Say YES to nuts this November!
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
#BabyNut here, back and cuter than ever! Now what should I do next? Tell me in the replies and I’ll try to do them in real time! And yes… suggestions that are a little nutty are ok.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
🎶 break up with your kale chips 🎶 😏 👊/🥜\_ _/¯ ¯\_ 🎶 i’m bored 🎶 👋 \ 😜 🥜 \_ _/¯ ¯\_
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@MrPeanut
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Cop: "Mr. Peanut, do you know why I pulled you over today?" Me: "Was I speeding?" Cop: "It's #NoNutNovember " Me: I. AM. A. LEGUME. Cop: Carry on.
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
#FridayFeeling 🎩 (o_•) <) )╯Let's / \ 🎩 \(o_•) ( (> get / \ 🎩 (o_•) <) )> nuts / \
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Anybody want a peanut?
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
3 years
This year, instead of spending $5 million dropping me off a cliff again — please don’t — I’m spending it on the people who helped make the world a little less nutty. 2020 was a year for all of us. Let’s celebrate those who went #ANutAbove .
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
im baby
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
When you ask mom for a bedtime snack but she says no
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
. @Nike , I have a suggestion:
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
We’re devastated to confirm that Mr. Peanut is gone. He died doing what he did best – having people’s backs when they needed him most. #RIPeanut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
3 years
Girl Scout cookie season is the best season. And Troop 6000 helps girls from New York shelters find comfort in community. So I’m buying 10,000 boxes to help them go #ANutAbove their goal — and donating them to a local food bank. (P.S. Tagalongs over everything, don’t @ me.)
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
#BabyNut . Highly huggable. Supremely squeezable. Lovably lovable.
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Anyone: *says anything* Me: Do I look like I was born yesterday?
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
This is what I like to call a nut sack.
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
Watching the @Scientology ad like...
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@MrPeanut
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1 year
...mom?
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
The pet I want: 🐶 The pet I'm financially and emotionally prepared to care for: 🐠
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
At least he's with Harambe now.
@jugolew
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RIP to a real one #MrPeanut
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Say hello to our new arrival! #BabyNut ███ ███ ▅▅▅▅ 🍃 ( ◕ ͜ʖ ◕)🍃 🍃ᕕ( )ᕗ🍃 🍃 ╭ ︶ ╮🍃 🍃 👞 👞🍃 🍃🍃🍃🍃 🌱🌱🌱
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Already doing BIG things. #BabyNut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
The floor is a lifetime of free peanuts
@baseballcontext
out of context baseball
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Tonight, we say goodnut.
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
My friends gave me a new giraffe friend! Any name ideas? Also what's a giraffe?
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
Going to the store for some Planters honey roasted like
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Who wants to join my squad? All are welcome. It's pretty nuts.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Gotta be in bed by 6 so I can wake up at 3am to scream 🙃
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
TOUCHDOWN DANCE ACTIVATED
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@MrPeanut
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2 years
At this exact time two years ago, I was dead. Life is crazy.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
🥜 🥜 🥜 TODAY! 🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 🏈 🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 🥜 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
I drew a shellf portrait! What do you think? ____ | | ____|____|____ ( O_o ) ) ( __ ( ) |’'‘’ | ⏝ | |
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Thank you. A moment of silence is absolutely appropriate during this time.
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Tomorrow’s a big day! And while most of the world seems pretty big when you’re a baby, tomorrow is actually going to be huge.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Cashew in the snack aisle, how 'bout that?
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
@BurgerKing You millennials and your slang...
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Life is full of happy accidents 😂
@vrp2003
Vishnu Parasuraman
5 years
Note to self: the next time Amazon has a flash sale on Cheez Balls so you decide to buy 5, pay attention to where it says Pack of 12.
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
📍Me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍 Groceries I need | to survive | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍Snack aisle
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
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Ladies, if he: – has curves in all the right places – insists on dressing formally for every occasion – is known to crack under pressure – has a fire Twitter feed despite being 102 years old – is technically a legume He's not your man. He's your #WingNut , Mr. Peanut.
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Vibing
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
. @KoolAid Man, we couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you and your #magictears for instilling me with life! I tip my hat to you. #BabyNut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
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according to my calculations ━━━━━ ━━━ ┃ ┃ ┃ NUTS ┃ ┃ ┃ └━━━━━━ ┘ 7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ / ┃ ━┛━┛━. |━ ┛ 4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛ 1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
@SteveBenko It's still hard to believe he's gone. #RIPeanut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
When you forgot you invited friends over.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
You never really know someone until you hear them pronounce “pecan”.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
7 years
Whether you are scaling a rock wall or hitting a mid-afternoon wall at work, get a wholesome boost of goodness with #PlantersNUTrition .
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
This tweet has me thinking... If you could design the ideal trail mix, what ingredients would you include? 🤔
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becca
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can we PLEASE work on raisin-less trail mix
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
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Playing with some new designs 🏀 Tag a friend who you KNOW could pull these off.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
7 years
Looks like I’ll have to remind Chet that “sampling” the nuts isn’t in his job description.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Glad I was able to catch up with you, @KoolAid , it’s a nutty time right now. 🥜 #StayConnected #StayHome
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
We can't think of a butter tribute, thank you @Skippy . #RIPeanut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
So many great names to choose from. Narrowed it down to two. Pistachio vs. Spaghetti Who wants to help me decide?
@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
My friends gave me a new giraffe friend! Any name ideas? Also what's a giraffe?
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
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𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎.𝘾𝙊𝙈
@tylerrjoseph
tyler jøseph
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this website is nuts
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@MrPeanut
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Looks like I’ll have to remind Chet that “sampling” the nuts isn’t in his job description.
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@MrPeanut
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5 years
I'm pleased to announce the most important development in culinary history: CHEEZ POWDER It's pure Cheez Balls flavor in a shaker. You can tweet at me or reply below using #CheezBallsContest and telling me what food you'd put it on! See rules:
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Alright, @Wendys . Roast this nut!
@Wendys
Wendy’s
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It’s go time! You want the roast? Then let’s go! #NationalRoastDay
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Being a baby definitely has its perks. All you babies out there – enjoy it while it lasts!
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
I was today years old when I found out another commonly used term for Hazelnuts are “Filberts”. Here I am thinking "legume" was awkward. #TheMoreYouKnow
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Really want my pacifier right now but getting out of my crib is gonna be a whole thing.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Today years old. #BabyNut
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@MrPeanut
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2 years
@mayahiga Ok, but this is the wrong brand Maya....
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
Followed by the night I never slept again 😱😅
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Oh no*
@koolaid
Kool-Aid Man
4 years
Oh, yeah 😭... #RIPeanut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Night, night 💤 #BabyNut
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
It’s officially p̶u̶m̶p̶k̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶c̶e̶ 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 season.
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@MrPeanut
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A record number of baseball games have been postponed this April. Maybe it’s time your WingNut sponsored a new favorite pastime, what should it be?
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@MrPeanut
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7 years
Be this season's MVPP: Most Valuable Peanut Provider.
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
I am bb broom. #broomstickchallenge
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
6 years
If it’s satisfaction you want, it’s Planters you need.
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@MrPeanut
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@lizwearstights Both? Basically, when I died, Kool-Aid man's magic tears brought be back to life as a baby. But because the peanut aging process is different from that of a human, I have now completed the aging cycle & am back to my full adult self (105). I know, it's a lot.
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@MrPeanut
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7 years
An eagle-eyed fan spotted Richard repaying his debt to society today. #PlantersRoadTrip
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Mr. Peanut was a generous nut. RT or reply with #MrPeanut & #Contest for a chance to win one of 54 $500 cash prizes! No Purch. Nec., 50 U.S (D.C.), 18+, Retweet or Reply with hashtags by 2/3/20 at 12:00 a.m. ET. Terms & conditions:
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
When you realize you ARE a bedtime snack
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
When you ask mom for a bedtime snack but she says no
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
With #ValentinesDay around the corner, it's officially #CrunchTime ! But don't worry, I've got your back. Together with @AskDrRuth , we are answering YOUR relationship questions. [🔊ON]
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
Shout out to dolphins. They get it.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
4 years
It came far too soon this year.
@devourfoods
DEVOUR Foods
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Damn is it No Nut November already? #RIPeanut
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
Found out what WAP stands for: Wildly Aging Peanut
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@MrPeanut
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There's nuttin' more important than family.
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@MrPeanut
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#ValentinesDay 。゚゚・。・゚゚。 Roses R red ゚・。・゚ 。゚゚・。・゚゚。 Violets R blue ゚・。・゚ 。゚゚・。・゚゚。 U can't spell LEGUME   ゚・。・゚ 。゚゚・。・゚゚。 w/o ME & U ゚・。・゚
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@MrPeanut
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4 years
I’M 104 IT’S VERY COMPLICATED.
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@MrPeanut
Mr. Peanut
5 years
When #CrunchTime hits, ask yourself this: What would Mr. Peanut do? For inspiration, check out this never before seen extended cut of my Big Game commercial now! WARNING: It’s rated NUTS.
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