Hello Aaron,
1. Good job finding this photo on the internet, I know it’s from Iowa
2. It’s still unacceptable
3. Here’s the attention you were looking for
I'm not sure why people need to take the time out of their "busy" (jk) lives to ruin a Pop-Tart and try to get some attention but congratulations this is the most famous you'll ever be
Public service announcement:
1. Pop-Tarts are not ravioli
2. Pop-Tarts are not sandwiches
3. There will never be a Tide Pod flavored Pop-Tart
Have a nice day
Things you shouldn’t put on your Pop-Tarts:
13. It’s
12. Your
11. Life
10. And
9. You
8. Should
7. Do
6. Whatever
5. Makes
4. You
3. Happy
2. :)
1. Mustard, mayo, ranch, Old Bay, Salmon, ketchup, cheese, ravioli
Hello internet I would like to publicly acknowledge this person's idea and say thank you so much for it and I'm gonna let you finish but this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard
Hello internet I have an announcement to make.
But I'm not gonna do it until tomorrow.
Ok I'll give you 2 truths and a lie:
1. I'm changing my name to Bob-Tarts and you need to guess what the B stands for
2. I'm announcing a new flavor of Pop-Tarts
3. Ok maybe 2 new flavors
My wife bought off-brand Pop-Tarts. Sometimes I think she’s acting out on purpose. Don’t know why she’s trying to drive me away but I’m not going to budge. I’ll love her through this. This is the raw and often ugly side of marriage people don’t want to talk about.
I'm not sure who honestly has the time on their hands to create things like this just to try to get some attention and but congratulations this is the most famous you will ever be
Dear internet,
Today is National Ravioli Day.
Ravioli is defined as "pasta in the form of little cases of dough containing a savory filling."
I don't remember Pop-Tarts fitting that description.
I hope you have a nice life
Love,
Pop-Tarts
Hello friends and family I would like to share some big news and it is that I now have my own emoji on twitter aka I’m famous. Thank you to everyone who has supported me as well as my haters.
#poptarts
Roses are red
Violets are violet
Pop-Tarts are good
Pop-Tarts are nice
I am nice
I'm a good person
I'm a good Pop-Tart
I want to be the most liked egg on twitter
Like this post and I'll be your best friend
Hello internet yes we have a new product that appears to have leaked it is salad flavored Pop-Tarts yes it's real because of course everything you see online is true. Please keep asking me if it's real