Polar Garibaldi 🇵🇸 @socialaskan Twitter profile

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Polar Garibaldi 🇵🇸

2 years

Father, in the kingdom of heaven (that is, communism) is there room for the jokers, the goofsters, the little scamps, the imps, the jokesters, the sons-of-a-gun?

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Polar Garibaldi 🇵🇸

@socialaskan

5 years

There He Is

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5 years

He’s trying his Best

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@socialaskan

3 months

I found 100 people ages 1 thru 100 and trapped them in cubes.

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3 months

I found 100 people ages 1 thru 100 and trapped them in cubes. Then they competed in mental/physical challenges for $500,000 to see which age is the best :D

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9 months

It’s REALLY funny seeing people in this vid try to be above it all when they have floor tickets to a jonas brothers concert

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3 months

The city of Rafah is 33 square kilometers. Barely half the size of some American airports, let alone cities. 1,200,000 people sought refuge and a promise of respite here, and are being bombed.

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23 days

Successfully sneaking up on the sniper like this is so goated. That’s a kill

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@togdali

25 days

Sniper on the roof of the Indiana Memorial Union at #IU . Gun pointed down at peaceful Gaza protesters in Dunn Meadow. This is 4 hours after the arrest of 22 students and 2 professors in the meadow. Have never seen anything like this on this campus.

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@socialaskan

1 month

Dallas looks so depressing bro I get why JFK shot himself

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1 month

Solar Eclipse time lapse from Dallas 📍

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@socialaskan

4 years

I hope this email finds you before I do

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@socialaskan

3 months

As much as it seems alien to us today, there are actually varieties of suffering not caused by the computer

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@socialaskan

2 months

⬇️ Just found out that the self is a mosaic tiled by all we’ve ever loved

little miss can’t be wrong

@alxndra1998

2 months

when you realize you’ve picked up mannerisms/expressions from your exes

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@socialaskan

1 month

It’s so cool that there’s a kind of bear who are uncles

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@PDChina

1 month

Pull up a chair, it's time for some skewers! These locals just can't resist the signature Sichuan dish.

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@socialaskan

1 year

What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one

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@socialaskan

23 days

yeah dude for sure

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@LiberalAgendaX

24 days

@togdali Do they put sniper rifles on tripods now? That's a spotting scope.

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@socialaskan

5 months

It’s funny that there’s a “willing to cheat” cup

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@Horned_Sphere

5 months

I’m sorry but this is clever asf

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@socialaskan

1 year

He should not call the raccoon that even if he is gay

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@Variety

1 year

James Gunn confirms that Chris Pratt says the word "f---" in #GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3 — the first time a character has said it in a Marvel movie.

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@socialaskan

4 years

pretty sure there’s another director he’s more like

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lmao

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@socialaskan

8 months

They have made false flag attacks for monkeys

yo yo yo muthafucka whats good haha maayne shiiiid

@ohlode

8 months

This is the job I’m supposed to have. Killing a fake snake in front of monkeys and then becoming their hero.

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@socialaskan

2 months

What really kills me about these things is the censorship literally isn’t real. It’s made up. It’s mass hysteria. You think tiktok couldnt just filter the word “unalived” at this point if they were trying to be censorial???

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@madisontayt_

2 months

i get why it happens on tiktok (censorship) but if you’re a grown adult saying “d-worded” “unalived” “seggs” “gRaped” in any other non-tiktok context you need to be put in the stocks in the town square and pelted with tomatoes

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@socialaskan

3 months

>Ailing King in need of potions to save his life >Wicked prince suspected of killing wife >Simple prince in exile across the sea >Realm administered by an evil gnome Britain is just dnd

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@christopherhope

3 months

Rishi Sunak: There are forces trying to tear us apart

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@socialaskan

2 months

you mean KILLED? Is the word you’re looking for KILLED? You know you can just say KILLED right

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@socialaskan

8 months

It’s so epic how anarchists think rural America is minecraft

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@souljagoytellem

8 months

this is still one of my favorite tweets ever

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@socialaskan

2 months

[something bad happens] Twitter academics: “this is bad. Also I’m an academic by the way”

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@socialaskan

2 months

“This character randomly has cancer” “this character randomly died” I have terrible news about the capriciousness of death

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@Grahfvillainy

2 months

The Sopranos has too many “oh this character randomly has cancer”, “this character randomly died”, “here’s this character that should’ve been talked about more before randomly appearing and having significance in the later seasons” for me to put it above The Wire

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@socialaskan

2 months

the ending scene of Dune 2:

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@socialaskan

5 months

You can tell an anarchist made this meme because it is a little bit repulsive to look at

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@socialaskan

2 months

Giving your nephew a mocktail in their school lunch is such a funny concept

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@princessLopie

2 months

Lunch box for my nephew .

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@socialaskan

4 months

this guy was crazy. he signed up for MP duty to get extra training and avoid being part of D-Day. He was so bad at being a hangman that the executed would often suffer for minutes rather than having a speedy death. very powerful vibes

1999 Live

@25YearsAgoLive

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Joseph Malta, an American hangman who executed 60 Nazi government and military leaders after the Nuremberg Trials, dies in Massachusetts. He was 80. “It was a pleasure doing it,” he said in a 1996 interview.

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@socialaskan

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It’s so funny to be like “ugh disco elysium is too white… what if we made it about a Swiss neopagan instead”

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@JamrockHobo

23 days

Listen, what if instead of just another generic detective story, Disco Elysium was a cozy pastel-colored indie game? I'm sure no one did that before.

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@socialaskan

3 months

American singer named Heaven Alaska

Israel ישראל

@Israel

3 months

It’s official 🙌 Eden Golan will be representing us at this year’s @Eurovision ! Good luck Eden ❤️🇮🇱 #Eurovision2024

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@socialaskan

5 months

Austrian baby shower invites

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@socialaskan

2 months

seeing someone capitalizing "TO ME" like this is like seeing a dog flinch when the door slams. who hurt you...

Rythaze ⛈️

@Rythayze

2 months

I think tornadoes got me into cosmic horror… It’s difficult for me to explain but there’s something rly unnatural about the way they look TO ME. I recognize they are simply a vortex of wind, cloud, and debris, but the scale and strange shapes feel really otherworldly 1/5

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@socialaskan

2 years

Mfw I am familiar with the Catholic Church, its history, and its positions

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@socialaskan

5 months

He’s kind of better at this than you would think

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@CatholicArena

1 year

German priest raps from the altar as restrictions on Latin Mass continue.

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@socialaskan

4 months

1st century CE post

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@socialaskan

2 years

we're making dwemer ruins real

Lamar_FxTrader

@Lamar_fxtrader

2 years

The largest hotel in the world, with a staggering 10,000 rooms is currently under construction in Saudi Arabia

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@socialaskan

2 months

Yup

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@jesterzoid

2 months

oh you like seals? did you like sharks in 2022 and capybaras in 2021 too?

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@socialaskan

29 days

You guys are not very bright

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@trad_west_

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@socialaskan

5 months

“Cause and effect are western” sorry brother but all mankind is but one large family and in a stranger i see my own face

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@socialaskan

5 months

When people in India or the UK say this kind of thing it’s so insane. You LITERALLY have hereditary caste systems!!

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@theadityadas

5 months

A rich person's understanding of poverty in India still baffles my mind

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@socialaskan

6 months

All men are brothers

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@socialaskan

22 days

conservatives are quite literally too stupid to understsand their own economic system. you have had 200 years to study up on mass production if you haven't got it by now you are not sapient

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@EYakoby

23 days

The tents are identical at every single school. Either, they all coincidentally ordered the same tent OR a single source is paying for all of this to happen.

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@socialaskan

4 months

British people are still doing 2016 style Epic Tall Burgers. They’re about 6 months out from discovering A Milkshake With A Piece of Cake On It

BrewDog

@BrewDog

4 months

🍔 THE BALMORAL BURGER: Buttermilk fried chicken, haggis, crispy bacon, onion chutney & peppercorn sauce

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2 months

As a kid reading about how Tolkien could look at a word and know roughly when it entered English and from what language seemed crazy. But as an adult that’s literally just a completely normal part of speaking a fusional language like English

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@socialaskan

5 months

Inappropriate swag gap in the relationship

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@socialaskan

2 months

It’s so funny that England has a monarchy with inheritable parliament seats, a state religion, pseudoautonomous satrapies, no constitution, and no regular elections but we’re supposed to pretend it’s a democracy because they let you be a small business owner if you want

Sam Harris (They/Them) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@Samh_thegay

2 months

Oh, so we are in a dictatorship, got it.

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@socialaskan

22 days

i have bad news for you about this map as well

Lex 🇹🇼 🇲🇲 🌺

@LexPetrol

24 days

This is literally the only map people should refer to because anything else is either reddit or genocidal wet dreams

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7 months

It’s so fucking crazy that Panera bread has(had?) a normal tasting lemonade that would genuinely send you to the hospital if you drank more than a cup of it

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In summer 2019 I was living in Brooklyn in a house with, among others, an IDF soldier who talked about “being in army” and “my time in army” and I kept losing my shit because this was all I could think

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2 months

This guy is implying that Costco is a white only space which is maybe the biggest indicator possible that he hasn’t stepped foot in a Costco

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@socialaskan

1 year

Taylor swift fans encountering a real gay person for the first time is not going well

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@bitchesnmodels

1 year

if i were this person, i would worry less about the sex life of taylor swift fans, and more about why i look 55 years old at only 36. but maybe that’s just me

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@socialaskan

2 months

The movie literally ends by turning to the audience and saying “This man has caused an inevitable nuclear holocaust”

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@socialaskan

5 months

Tweet is about DoorDash

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@socialaskan

2 months

Fraud-Rautha is possibly the most overhyped fighter of all time. Arrakis is a desert and he still found a way to be washed

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@NBABabySecret

2 months

Feyd-Rautha won the Mickey Mouse gladiator bubble title

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@socialaskan

10 months

When you see Oppenheimer please know that this guy, Edward Teller, tried to get the US to nuke an Alaska Native city to build a deep sea harbor and contaminated the area with radioactive material when he didn’t get his way. This doesn’t really have bearing on the movie but still

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1 month

Hilarious that the liberal/bourgeois cultural victory is so complete that Americans’ base assumption about feudal lords is that they had to work their way up from the peasantry

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@socialaskan

2 months

Sending a tweet that directly leads to you making out with Kristen Stewart in a movie. The lesbian masses have boundless creative power

Katy O’Brian

@thekatyo

2 years

@FilmUpdates I’m free 😂

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@socialaskan

5 months

Literally all dunks 🙄 that’s what’s wrong with this league today. Call me when he hits a mid range jumper

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@OregonZoo

5 months

Otter chaos

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@socialaskan

2 years

A crazy thing I’ve learned in England is that British people actually do think they fought in world war 2

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8 months

He looks like an affluent Dutch merchant demonstrating his wealth in a northern renaissance painting

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@poetsonfilm

8 months

i love this picture it really encapsulates how i feel most of the time

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5 months

Extremely Soviet sounding name. I would love to award Mechanicsburg an Order of the Red Banner for exceeding tractor production quotas

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2 months

tara 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️

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2 months

pathetic

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@socialaskan

8 months

This kind of person is one of the few archetypes in britain/Ireland which don’t translate easily to the US. They are terrifying

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8 months

the american mind can’t comprehend this

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5 months

What the FUCK

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2 months

This is such a good bit I’m howling

Dr. Shubhangi Karmakar 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@Repealist_

2 months

Oh no, I feel targeted

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6 months

The Three True Outcomes is probably the most Maoist sounding thing in baseball

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@socialaskan

26 days

The 9 scariest words in the English language: I’m a monster and I’m going to get you

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@socialaskan

5 months

Someone saying “oh my gods” or similar is a 100% indicator of being annoying

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3 months

[Kamala voice] Through the darkness of future past, the magician [weird laugh] LONGS… to see! One Chants OUT between two worlds… fire walk with me! [Weird laugh again]

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@socialaskan

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Pay what you want system that always tells you the minimum is one cent more than what you’ve entered is a really really good bit

Lev 🇵🇸

@abookofsymbols

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when you wanna go see some dinosaur bones without supporting the natural history museum financially

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@socialaskan

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“Its ableist to dodge the draft” is a concept that is going to be ringing around my head for days

seraphina💕🍉

@seraphemcamille

1 month

i hate bitches who post something thats so loud but so fucking wrong. saying this is classist and ableist and ill die on that hill as someone whos dad was drafted (adopted 🥳) and wanted to dodge but wasnt rich enough to pay a doctor off or run to canada

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The whole “breeding special cows to immanentize the eschaton” thing is actually crazy

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@KassyDillon

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Red heifers in Israel!

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I fucking JUST realized this is in the spanish sense and not like, saying stalin was Black

sardaukar_burger_chant.flac

@ManateeMindset

2 months

Finally starting this

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The last thing an indo-European horseman sees before being taken by the bog

S p r i n t e r F a c t o r y

@Sprinterfactory

2 months

Estonian MP from the EKRE party Rein Epler called for a boycott of the presidential elections in Russia

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8 months

Imagine being the Hamas guy in North Dakota

Miles Klee's Ghost Profile 👻

@youwouldntpost

8 months

i followed this psycho right-wing dude we met in palm springs one time to keep tabs on the culture and this is what he’s posting tonight

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What’s great about twitter is the sense of humor

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4 months

talking to cats

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3 months

Extremely understandable miscommunication. Does not justify screenshot dunk. 5 antibrotherly demerits

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@f0xgIove

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Ok thats it

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@socialaskan

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Catholicism Rules: You have to worship one of several old italian men Anglican Rules: You have to worship Prince Andrew Calvinism Rules: You have to worship the Almighty Dollar Quakerism Rules:

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@socialaskan

2 months

I’ve never seen anything so obviously staged lmfao

The Persian Jewess

@persianjewess

2 months

As a silent crowd watches a man seemingly commit suicide by setting himself on fire, a brave Orthodox #Jewish man risks his own life to save the stranger. This viral video by French performance artist @BENCO_94 was a test of humanity. So many in the silent crowd failed, but

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11 months

Vaccine ?

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@ABC

11 months

IN MEMORIAM: Diana Spencer, the Princess of Wales, would have been 62 today.

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2 months

Like all shadow ban panics it’s just people convincing themselves that they aren’t famous due to evil outside actors

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Your mutual who lives in New York daily schedule: 11 AM: Wake up 11.30-3.30: Tweet Opinions About Sex 4-6: hang out with other NY mutuals (all live in same house? Big bed charlie bucket style?) 6.15-5 AM: Work at Wokeness Institute (underpaid)

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The first peasant to smoke a nobleman with a gun and feel the engine of history in a burst of black powder

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@socialaskan

5 months

Guy on my plane started watching Dune 90 seconds before landing. Beast mode

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@socialaskan

11 months

What the fuck Mario ass country is this

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2 months

How do we know theirs wasn’t first

Julien Hoez

@JulienHoez

2 months

A Chinese military training site in China's Inner Mongolia region is an exact replica of the road network near Taiwan's Presidential Palace. Make no mistake: China fully plans to invade Taiwan in a geopolitical play that will unbalance the region.

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@socialaskan

2 months

You’re saying i have the power to hurt the British economy by over a million pounds?

keewa 🇵🇸

@keewa

2 months

Jesus christ, this knocked the breath right out of me, and this is from *the Samaritans*??

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You will

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@Heat1995Liker

3 months

Wish I could’ve seen this in person

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@socialaskan

5 months

The “democratization” of art has been a complete disaster

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@socialaskan

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@socialaskan

2 months

You guys have got to calm down man

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@socialaskan

5 months

You wake up in the swamps of England. It is 1650. You are Oliver Cromwell. You have seen the heights of Papish idolatry and the future must not come to pass