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@keewa

1 month

Just posted off this commission to a lovely client in America 🧛‍♂️🥳 #miniaturepainting

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keewa 🇵🇸

@keewa

1 year

It's called Steroid Withdrawal man

David Morgan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #StayFree

@david_r_morgan

1 year

Reports from close associates of Andrew Tate that he has been diagnosed with lung cancer. He has also reportedly lost 10kg in weight. Here’s a comparison from before and after his arrest. He looks really unwell. They are fucking poisoning the dude. Fucking criminals.

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You ever think about how Helium is finite, we won't ever get any more of it; it's essential for the operation of MRI machines, and we use it to fill party balloons

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A tale of two living rooms

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lol check out how the "scratch" doesn't extend across the X, because the X is in a black square on top of the background, a 12 year old would be embarrassed to post this on a web forum

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Remind: Elon Musk inherited money from his father's apartheid emerald mine, that doesn't mean he's clever

The Independent

@Independent

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Elon Musk predicts human language will be obsolete in as few as five years

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@keewa

1 year

The moment your son is 18 you will never see him again

William MAGA Blair

@BloodWulker

1 year

My daughter, about two years ago, was using a chest binder. We didn't know about it. She was using a male name at school, we didn't know about it. When she began cutting and hiding out in her room more, we were concerned. When we finally confronted her, she was on the edge of…

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@keewa

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JK Rowling was 39 years old in 2004

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@thems_thebreaks

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what the actual fuck did i just come across

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@keewa

11 months

100 people live in this neighbourhood in America, it has no amenities at all, the nearest supermarket is a 45 minute drive away

Figen

@TheFigen_

11 months

20,000 people live in this building in China. It has supermarkets, shops, hairdressers, pharmacies. The 15mn gulag in a single building.

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@keewa

4 months

Bro my milk isn't being delivered via the Suez Canal

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@trouble_man90

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You don’t get to complain about grocery prices and also support terrorists attacking supply lines.

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@keewa

8 years

"please briefly describe your dream job"

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@keewa

4 years

The UK is a country with a deep and lingering sickness in its soul

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@keewa

10 months

Now I'm just a simple country boy, but isn't targeting hospitals, with gas, a war crime?

Kuffiya

@Kuffiyateam

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Israeli occupation forces target the governmental hospital in Jenin with gas bombs.

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@keewa

2 years

quick question: did the characters of Les Miserables like the monarchy

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@keewa

5 years

Labour: We're going to aggressively raise taxes on billionaires. People who make £24,000 a year

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@keewa

1 month

I'm pivoting from "bridge too weak" to "ship too big"

Joseph Rezek

@RezekJoe

1 month

Please everybody reorient your sense of scale about what happened here

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@keewa

3 years

Start up guys be like "Ok, so, assume infinite growth within a finite system-"

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@keewa

10 months

shedding a few minutes travel time and all for the low cost of £1,700,000,000 and the desecration of one of europe's most important neolithic sites

BBC Wiltshire

@BBCWiltshire

10 months

BREAKING: The Stonehenge tunnel is going ahead. The Transport Secretary has granted a Development Consent Order (DCO) to construct it. A DCO previously issued for the project was quashed by the High Court in July 2021 amid concern about the environmental impact.

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@keewa

3 years

Why would you expect them to prepare for that

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@keewa

2 months

Teacher sacked for bullying a child in their care

Sky News

@SkyNews

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Teacher sacked for 'refusing to use transgender student's chosen pronouns'

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2 years

lol

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@keewa

8 years

Capitalism is just incredible

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@keewa

7 months

It's... propaganda, it's openly propaganda

James Ball

@jamesrbuk

7 months

I could acknowledge that hanging posters of missing people thousands of miles from where they’re missing is somewhat complicated. Ripping them down isn’t. Anyone who gets to a position where they think that’s right has got badly lost. It’s a vile act.

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@keewa

2 years

People are yelling at me that helium is functionally infinite and they're right, we just have to invent nuclear fusion reactors, easy

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11 months

going to the benefits office, something that has not actually existed for at least 20 years

Farrukh

@implausibleblog

11 months

Brexit voting man in white, "I've seen people entering this country and going straight down to the benefits office." #BBCQT

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@hahahamna @kathbarbadoro

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That guy came out of nowhere, punched Richard Spencer, and disappeared into the ether, never to be heard from again, an icon.

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@keewa

11 months

You know that the UK is on the same latitude as the alaskan panhandle right

juju 💰

@ayeejuju

11 months

86 degrees fahrenheit is breaking news in the UK?😭😭

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@keewa

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Wonderful

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@keewa

3 years

It's cool that I made a "contract" with the Student Loans Company 12 years ago but they are still allowed to change it unilaterally whenever they want

Financial Times

@FT

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No 10 plans to lower salary level at which graduates start repaying loans

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@keewa

2 years

One of my favourite pieces of deranged trivia is that Emmanuel Macron's step-daughter was in the same class as him at school

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@keewa

4 years

Many people are saying they've never related more to a politician than seeing Bernie's chair covered in clothes and junk, and folks, I agree.

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keewa 🇵🇸

@keewa

1 year

Like, your child is pretending to go along with what you want in order to appease you, because you're clearly a controlling psychopath, but once they're gone they'll be gone

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@keewa

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"the problem is not landlords, it's that we need to build more houses" Ok and what happens when the landlords use their existing properties as collateral to get really cheap mortgages to buy those houses to let out

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1 year

The tradwife bread looks insanely bad

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keewa 🇵🇸

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Sure thing, hey, catch!

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3 months

Again, it's alleged that 12 people out of the 30,000 who work for the agency were involved. They're going to starve people because of this as petty revenge for the ICJ case.

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 months

BREAKING: The UK will temporarily pause funding to the UN's relief agency in Gaza over claims members were involved in Hamas' attack on Israel Full story ⬇️

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@keewa

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This should have been a national scandal, rather than a one-day thing

Alistair Bunkall

@AliBunkallSKY

5 years

Video has emerged of soldiers on a shooting range in Kabul firing at a target of Jeremy Corbyn. MOD confirms it as legit:

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"Andrew Tate was not on steroids, you know nothing about fitness!" yeah for sure man, for sure

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Bro we've been outraged that Israel has been carpet bombing Gaza (where the hostages are) for months

Michael Granoff

@mikejgr

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Where. Is. The. OUTRAGE??????

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@keewa

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We talked with a doctor and some random young right-wing journalist from down the road about the safety of the Morning After Pill, you won't believe what they thought

Kay Burley

@KayBurley

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Should the Morning After Pill be available on general sale? Here's both sides of the argument with NHS doctor @SoniaAdesara and freelance journalist @llggeorgia #KayBurley FC

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No guys I'm absolutely sure that Greta Thunberg is sending secret antisemitic coded messages by her sensory octopus toy, for sure

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@keewa

2 years

It's a bit... Weird that celebrities are lining up to fly to a war zone to take a picture with this guy

New York Post

@nypost

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Actress Jessica Chastain meets with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky in Kyiv

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@keewa

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Weird how this is the one recent protest that the cops forgot to bring their armour to

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@keewa

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Landlord discovers that investment contains an element of risk, doesn't like it

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@keewa

2 years

Helen the Suffragettes killed people

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Columnists will go "he tried to pile-on me! A fragile woman!" and all their industry pals will coo "oh sweetheart oh darling I'm so sorry he did that to you" and you look into it and it's because they said that the Nazis didn't kill gay people on purpose

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Weird how many Lone Wolves there are and how they all seem to occupy the same white nationalist spaces online

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1 year

The castor oil guy is referencing Mussolini's torture of socialists by force-feeding them large quantities of castor oil laxatives, he may as well be making a joke about helicopters

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My brain is leaking out of my ears, just astonishing

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This is true actually, I cannot comprehend something so bleak

jackson

@jackkk_pot

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The European mind cannot comprehend this

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@keewa

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Trans children will be forced to go through excruciating puberties that will change their bodies forever into shapes they find horrifying and incompatible. All to appease a bunch of silver-haired one-foot-in-the-grave shits who have no real problems, and so have to invent one.

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@LeftieStats

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🚨 BREAKING: Labour pledges to implement the recommendations of the "Cass Review" into trans healthcare. The recommendations include barring under-25s from using gender clinics. Wes Streeting said Labour will "work to implement the expert recommendations of the Cass Review".

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@keewa

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Hating Britain is about the most patriotic thing you can do as a Brit

Tom Mills

@ta_mills

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Who's teaching this woke nonsense to our imaginary kids?

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@keewa

2 years

Hey who do you think the indigenous people are in the United Kingdom

Commissioner 심 Sim

@eggpon__

2 years

Pov: when your climate movement is white led vs when it's led by Frontline indigenous protectors.

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@keewa

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This tweet in particular has been seared into my brain for 7 years almost, one of the most hateful, sneering tweets I've ever seen, repulsive

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@keewa

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loud noises scaring horses, you say?

Jason Farrell

@JasonFarrellSky

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Man arrested in St James’s Park for bringing megaphone. “It could scare the horses” police officer tells me.

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@keewa

1 year

I would simply have killed myself, you people are not human

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@keewa

2 years

Jesus christ imagine being this much of a loser narc at 17

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@keewa

8 years

Yep. That's how trains work.

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@keewa

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This graphic design stuff is easy!!

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@keewa

1 year

Here you go @UKLabour you useless twats

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@keewa

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Volunteers clean it up in exchange for access, at no cost to you as a taxpayer. The people who left their shit in the Mall after the coronation, however..

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@seatedskydiver

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Glastonbury, enjoyed by tens of thousands of eco warriors, environmentalists and some anti fracking campaigners, all saving the planet 😂😂😂😂

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@keewa

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Right-wing culture warriors are angry because the National Trust tries to put historical objects in their proper context.

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@keewa

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*leaving my air conditioned home to drive in my air conditioned car to my air conditioned workplace* these brits just can't handle the heat!

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@keewa

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Charlotte has worded this very carefully to maybe lead you to believe she served in Afghanistan, rather than as a guard at Arlington National Cemetery

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@cmclymer

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I served. I buried soldiers who were killed in Afghanistan. I was present at Pres. Obama's speech to West Point in 2010 on the future of America's role there. And I still don't know enough to speak with any degree of confidence about all this. So, I don't. Join me.

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£375 well spent lads

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@Conservatives

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Hey @KFC_UKI , we’ve found an even bigger chicken than you.

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@keewa

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Most psychologists agree that Stockholm Syndrome is not a real thing, it was invented by a criminologist seeking to explain away why bank employees taken hostage by robbers felt safer with them than with the police that consistently failed them

Josh Gerstein

@joshgerstein

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If only there were a long-ago identified syndrome to explain this

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Reading the Cass Report and I think it would fail as an undergraduate dissertation, it's absolutely abysmal lol

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I give it ten minutes into construction before they find an archaeological discovery that stops the project for a year

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The kind of people who watch a Ricky Gervais netflix special derive their humour solely from imagining someone else being offended at what they're hearing

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@TPGRoberts "It's not stolen guvna" "Oh ok"

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@NathanpmYoung @SalfordMH Have you heard of Stonehenge

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The reverb on his megaphone lol, sounds like she's being heckled by a Dub DJ

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'Angela Rayner, why have you supported genocide?'

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Jesus christ, this knocked the breath right out of me, and this is from *the Samaritans*??

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They already painted a train for you

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@jamesdgreig we stan a queen who lives in her house

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@keewa

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McDonalds is not an insane expensive luxury, folks, it's cheap, calorie-dense food that keeps you full for ages

Adam Bienkov

@AdamBienkov

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Conservative Deputy Chairman Lee Anderson says one family in his local constituency who regularly uses his local food bank, he also sees in McDonalds "two or three times a week." How is this even possible? Does he have them under surveillance?

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People are tweeting better jokes than this for hours every day to get 2 favs

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

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'I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah' 🤣🐆🤣 This won the award for the best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe festival. Can you do better? 🃏

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@keewa

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It's quite incredible just how fast Jo Cox has been completely memory holed by the UK press and population

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@keewa

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what kind of monster doesn't greet and thank their bus driver

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

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Bus drivers happier if passengers say hello - survey

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@keewa

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A funny bit of trivia is that the UK population lives further north than most Canadians

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@keewa

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@ActNormalOrElse *telling my friend about my fucked up balls* You're not going to tell your cousin, celebrity Nicki Minaj about this, are you

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@keewa

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Cool, now imagine it took that long but at the end you had to fork over enough money for a new car for the privilege

Douglas McWilliams

@DMcWilliams_UK

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Breaking leg gives you a view of how NHS works. I arrived at hospital reception at 1.30pm and left about 7pm. I saw 22 people, was X rayed 3 times, walked the length of the hospital (on a broken leg) 3 times. No pain relief and will have to return to have the bones set. (1/2)

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@keewa

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He shot himself in the leg trying to draw his gun against a couple of teenagers horsing around in a car park

NYPD NEWS

@NYPDnews

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We extend our thoughts & prayers to the family & friends of Police Officer Thomas Bomba of the Montgomery County Police Department in Maryland. Thomas made the ultimate sacrifice today when he was shot & killed in the line of duty confronting a disorderly person. #FidelisAdMortem

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I hope that Pedro Pascal is having a great evening

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@keewa

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They don't really know anything but hate and fear of the other

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@keewa

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🫡 What the establishment truly fears

Bryan Simpson

@BrySim88

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Incredible scenes in Govan as punters come out of the pub to support the #FreePalestine protest

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@keewa

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Bad news for all the settlers in the west bank

lee harpin

@lmharpin

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Owen Jones. Born Sheffield, South Yorkshire. Never been a Londoner.

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@keewa

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Sunak selling off the HS2 land is a masterstroke because it ensures that any successor would be unable to complete HS2 and it's some nice bargain-basement land for his mates, bought by the taxpayer at great expense and sold on the cheap, the perfect finance-wanker crime.

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@keewa

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Imagine being the proprietor of the one genuine American Candy shop in the UK

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@keewa

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let me tell you if I were working at a kiosk in a train station and a few hundred aggrieved-looking people rocked up 10 minutes before clocking off, I'd be out of there in a flash, you'd never see me

James Nokise

@JamesNokise

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Preston Station has a few cafes, and they all were shut except for one coffee stall who saw a couple of hundred people on a platform and went “they won’t need food or hot drink” So they closed at 9. No one noticed because at 8:50 the train we were waiting for was cancelled.

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@keewa

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This is JK Rowling, centrist darling, sending "big love" to a far-right admitted homophobe ("Allergic to non-biblical rainbows.")

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