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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 months

*looks inward* this shit sucks

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

13 days

if dirty fruit kills me i wasn’t meant to survive

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14 days

this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce 🤮

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michael

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1 year

me: 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 non-binary person: what

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michael

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2 years

idc if vans aren’t good hiking shoes i’m not gonna look lame in front of the squirrels

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

we used to have dudes named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart now we got dudes named michael

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

[flirting] i have ibuprofen if you need

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

babe do you want the farfalle or the tortellini pillow tonight

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

getting kicked out of a wedding for mumbling “me and who” every 30 seconds

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

i’m afraid i peaked here

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

[guy who refuses to eat his gf out] it’s not a taste thing it’s a texture thing i don’t like the texture

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

babe you wanna come over and watch this 40 minute video of someone power washing an old persian rug?

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

this shit should be illegal

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

unemployed people be like alright just ate lunch now time to lay down until dinner

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

ur honor can we reschedule i feel ugly today

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 month

teenage me looking at my mom like as my doctor discloses my suicidaI tendencies that i thought were confidential

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

dishonorable discharge? you mean a yeast infection

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

nobody is talking about how twitter shutting down will effect people with adhd

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

purgatory

Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

@wiseconnector

3 months

What would you do with this space?

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

cute date idea: i finish this way faster than you and make you feel bad

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

asked her what she ate today and it’s just a bunch of various liquids

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

no babe your brain is perfect, the ones with balanced chemicals scare me

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

being stupid in front of your gf is the whole point of a relationship

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

she’s so hot it’s almost worth the concerning and unpleasant things she tweets everyday

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

every biopic is basically this is how this man changed the world, oh yeah and he cheated on his wife a lot

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

a lot of you would fold in this situation

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

tonight will be a joshumentary

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

5 months

her: are you stupid? me:

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

this is how i prepare to listen to the spotify link she sent me

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

girls will send you a message talking about “this is so us” and it’s just a video of 2 cats. that shit is really cool

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

just a glimpse through my eyes in my twisted little reality

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

vegans don’t say “go piss girl” they say “chick pea”

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

making her an audiobook of her favorite novel

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

[during sex] again i really just want to express how thankful i am that you’d do this

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

big fan of this emoji i want to chew on him

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

6 months

it’s been a hard day

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m really busy watching this 45 minute video of someone deep cleaning an old rug

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

15 days

ibuprofen is a girl and tylenol is a boy if that makes any sense

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

babe what are you doing up come back to the box

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

6 months

i was just joking about the sex i’ve signed us up for a ceramic pottery class

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

can you watch him while i go smoke

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

6 months

bro can you get online and react to the cat video i sent you saying “us” so i can send you another one i just found please

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

she hasn’t texted me back in 30 minutes i have no purpose in life i’ve lost interest in all my hobbies i can’t sleep my whole body feels like im being stabbed my vision is blurry i can’t stop shaking im $2000 in debt my dog ran away im developing a cough

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

another successful weekend

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

6 months

if you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil hyperfixations

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

yes i would like one bagel please. just kidding you fucking idiot i would like two bagels please

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

no babe i love when you make tweets so disturbing i have to wonder if i should call for a wellness check

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

yeah she’s the love of my life but she’s also my big dawg

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

i wanna chew on those big red boots that everyone is talking about

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

babe your likes were really funny today

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

congrats you have big tits a perfect face and are really funny what do you want an award or something

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

[white bf meeting latino parents] inshallah it’s so nice to meet you

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

any conversation with me

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

first date idea: you take me to the park and watch how high i can swing

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

the sex was awesome babe thank you so much you’re so real for that

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

she let me hit because i bought hello kitty condoms

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

sorry for being comfortable around you and displaying symptoms of poorly managed mental health

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

told my psychiatrist i’ve been in my honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi era and she’s upping my meds

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

time to lock in

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

6 months

arguing using invisible ink mode just to make them extra mad

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

im just minding my own damn ass business

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

6 months

that boy who lacks communication skills with the avoidant personality will save you

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

5 months

january birthdays are annoying like you’re so impatient

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michael

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8 days

accidentally dies from asphyxiation while making out because my nose is stuffy

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 months

been wanting to say this but couldn’t find the right words

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@FrazzleMyGimp

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Once i figure out how to articulate my thoughts you guys are fucked

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michael

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1 year

we all have that one friend who is the best thing to ever happen to you

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

5 months

she erm on my well til that just happened 😬

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

5 months

girls be like “i know a place” and take you here

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michael

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4 months

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

i know you’re depressed and i really am sorry but like it’s your turn in imessage golf so like

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

[flirting] nobody commits to the bit like you

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

i love you baby

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

THEY WOULDNT DO THAT!!!!!

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

bro your gf yaps so much you’re so lucky

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

5 months

i need a nap

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

how you got a praise AND a degradation kink? like am i supposed to be passive aggressive

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

3 months

can i come over and fuck up your youtube algorithm

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

Taste of Cinema

@davidcinema

1 year

What is the most perfect movie shot you've ever seen?

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 years

This is me. When u hurt me this is who u hurt

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

5 months

I GOT A CROWBAR THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

FRIDAY NIGHT LETTTSSSS GOOOOO!!!

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michael

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3 months

can you help bring in the groceries

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

28 days

is timothee chalemet allowed to be father i feel like he’s too little

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

hey bro i just sent you like 12 messages in a row and i just thought of something else i want to say so if you could respond that would be cool

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

4 months

“god forbid women have hobbies” and it’s just sleeping til 4pm

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

1 year

i feel like this

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michael

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sarah

@heavenbrat

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life is pretty because it brought me and u together and we exist at the same time

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michael

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3 months

his drip is absolutely insane!!!

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

22 days

ur honor why you acting like you were even there

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

6 months

*tucks your hair behind your ear* i fucking hate you

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

5 months

your 20s are for doing drugs and walking around tj maxx

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michael

@FilledwithUrine

2 months

doing something special for her on international women’s day

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michael

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7 months

i hope my spotify wrapped this year gets my dick sucked

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