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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

7 months

Phalaistìn gu bràth

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

10 months

This videos amazing not just because of the lightning but also all the Americans you can hear talking exactly like grand theft auto NPCs

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@hum_dunkin

4 months

They should let him act like this in movies, theyve got him stuck doing the 😠 face ever since breaking bad

shame is an effective tool.

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4 months

My personal GOAT.

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I try and defend pandas I really do but every time I learn a new fact about them it annoys me

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1 year

50% of Panda births result in twins, but Panda moms almost always abandon one. Therefore, zookeepers have to switch the cubs every few hours to trick the mom in to caring for both Yet, with this trick, it's true love [📹 iPanda: ]

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1 year

Was just reminded of how the navy seals that the raid on bin laden all ended up writing their own contradictory novels about how it went down and I'm cracking up at the idea of adapting them all as one movie told in the style of Rashomon

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@hum_dunkin

10 months

Schism at the genius convention

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@hum_dunkin

2 years

I appreciate the video but it wont go down like that when I try it

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2 years

Firefighters show the dangers of deep-frying turkey

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

10 months

I bet this feels great

Science girl

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10 months

Snake perfectly tracking mortar lines reminiscent of a game

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@hum_dunkin

1 year

I saw a documentary where one of them got ostracised for no reason and he froze to death apparently exile is a big thing in their culture

Ben Crew

@BenjaminCrew1

1 year

No one lives a better life than these lil dudes

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

you can moan about americans all you want but imagine there was 350 million australians

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

4 months

How the fuck did he manage to get into that situation

我不姓阿

@muren_gang

4 months

好奇害死猫啊，悟空的故事没听过吗？😁

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

28 days

This is what the fallout TV show should have looked like

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

When a white boy offers you some instant noodles 'the way he likes them' with his own selection of veg and spices added in, it's a great honour. In their culture it would be considered a terrible insult to refuse this hospitality

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

3 years

my friend just told me he accidentally glanced at a guys phone on the train today and the guy was reading the wikipedia page for 'revenge'

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

1 year

People are always in disbelief when I tell them how much butter actual chefs use when making stuff. including Italian food, it's not only olive oil

Mr Carter 🥷🏾

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1 year

He really went crazy

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@hum_dunkin

1 year

What's the matter bottle boy, afraid you might taste something?

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1 year

For the tap water drinking folks

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@hum_dunkin

3 months

yes man

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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3 months

The big ROBOT bug on the right encounters the real bug

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@hum_dunkin

5 months

Like the sun is a kidnapper taking us to a second location

Liron Shapira

@liron

5 months

This is scary, like the sun is a kidnapper taking us to a second location

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@hum_dunkin

4 months

I'm gonna do this in the last 6 seconds of the year

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

The penguins have warned that they will assassinate 1 Japanese politician for every day their demands are not met

philip lewis

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2 years

An aquarium in Japan has changed the diet of its penguins and otters due to rising costs, and the animals are refusing to eat the cheaper fish

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

9 months

I would love to battle over this in a mech suit when I'm 104 years of age

Epic Maps 🗺️

@Locati0ns

9 months

Antarctica without ice

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@hum_dunkin

2 years

this would kill on goblin twitter

Mariah Carey

@MariahCarey

15 years

Eating some bleak soup.. Its green and quite putrid: )

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

9 months

Thats badass man

Brizz-Chan (Mr drive)

@billybrizzle420

9 months

5”3 120 pound girl on tinder: “I bet I can out drink you” Me: *an actual functional alcoholic*

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@hum_dunkin

2 years

just played the mission in far cry 3 where you burn down a weed farm with a flamethrower while the guy shouts "this is freaking awesome!" and dubstep music plays. has anything aged worse than this

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

3 years

we keep pandas from dying out just so they can do this all day

Nature and animals🌿😽🐶🐒🐰🐼🐥🐿️

@Chinaanimals

3 years

I'm not a panda, I'm a ball.

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@hum_dunkin

1 year

wow they're so good at walking about. I'm sure they couldn't be fought to a stalemate by a vastly smaller cuban/african force in a way that causes their regime to collapse

Boer

@twatterbaas

1 year

Discipline. Cleanliness. Tough as hell Afrikaners 1980’s. Some of the best soldiers the world has ever seen

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

I remember seeing a viral tik tok of a picture of a white van with a lock on the back of it and the person recording was saying this is a sign of human trafficking and realising that tik tok is just going to be zoomer facebook for making everyone into a paranoid nutcase

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hum dunkin

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1 year

Not seen barbie but he's not manipulative in any of these roles he's basically doing what someone else wants at all times in each of them actually

James

@GravitysRa1nbow

1 year

Not enough people give Ryan Gosling credit for having the range to play every variation of the male manipulator archetype

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

6 months

This is what they did to Dublin and Cork

Nathan J Robinson

@NathanJRobinson

6 months

This is an important point. If the British had responded to IRA attacks on civilians by launching relentless air strikes on Irish civilian neighborhoods, it would have appeared obviously psychopathic and deranged. Yet in Gaza this is considered a reasonable response to terror.

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hum dunkin

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4 months

Took a kind of photo this morning that makes me appreciate having a slightly shitty phone camera

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

1 year

everyone in phantom menace 2 minutes after liam neesons funeral

bebonk ⋆˙⟡♡

@beaaprill

1 year

every video i see of kamala harris is so fucking funny

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

this is like a racist drawing of an english person

Andy

@alreadytaken74

2 years

Outside of Rees-Mogg, that’s the Toriest looking Tory I’ve seen in ages. (Whoever he is.)

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1 year

I've a morbid curiosity in this guy so I looked him up and essentially he dropped out of school to study youtube 18 hours a day and threw a lot of shit at the wall until he became popular and it makes his vacant eyes and false smile even creepier

Dexerto

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1 year

In his latest video, @MrBeast gave 20,000 kids in South Africa their first pair of shoes

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

15 days

This is deeply wrong

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@badgesture

16 days

i went to new york’s hottest gallery reception: the highland cow meet and greet

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

what are you talking about man. shut up

Matthew Yglesias

@mattyglesias

2 years

Feel like Spain got a little too good at building trains and started going for some routes to places where nobody lives.

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hum dunkin

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3 months

Been trying to find a way to use this in conversation lately

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hum dunkin

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6 months

I'm changing

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 months

Hold up

hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

4 months

How come whenever an article invites me to "meet so and so" it's always some people I don't want to meet

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hum dunkin

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9 months

One of the richest and most powerful gamblers

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hum dunkin

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8 months

Is there a term for when someone might be making an overall correct point but because they say it in such a rehearsed performance made for social media it means you don't take them particularly seriously

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@houseofmagik

2 years

this tiktok was a nexus event

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@hum_dunkin

2 years

Wtf is bushwick. Does every cunt in twitter live on the same street or something

F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️

@coopercooperco

2 years

never realized until just now how much Boris in Goldeneye now just looks like some dude you’d see in Bushwick

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

10 months

Its funny that tucker carlson moved his TV show to twitter and I've literally never seen him since. Back when he was on TV I kept seeing clips of him against my will on here and you couldn't avoid him but he's just gone now

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5 months

That's spot on, he'd say that

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

(explaining rain to an american) picture a donut,

Mark Baden

@Mark_Baden

2 years

My buddy @ryanvaughan made this a few weeks back to explain the difference between sleet and freezing rain. I think this works.

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

2 years

British soldiers used an Irish man's skull as an ashtray in 1971

Daniel Hannan

@DanielJHannan

2 years

Sinn Fein is a party linked to paramilitary violence which, within recent memory, was justifying the murder of civilians. Will commentators who raged against the elections of, say, Trump or Orb��n, take to the airwaves with equal indignation? If not, why not?

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When arnold screams "What da fuck did ah do wrong" as he's being huckled in total recall it always hits me emotionally its so raw, he doesn't know what the fuck he did wrong

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hum dunkin

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Sad as fuck scenario

Standplaats Krakow

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Steve Ditko - Konga #5 1962

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hum dunkin

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2 years

He tried wearing dresses for years to win some progressive cred and people made fun of him so now he's dressing like oswald mosley

GQ Magazine

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Big belt energy.

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hum dunkin

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8 months

This has completely changed my feelings about Jupiter. I'm a big enough man to admit I was wrong about them

Curiosity

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This is how Jupiter has protected earth for billions of years. The gravity of Jupiter keeps most asteroids and space rocks away from Earth. Without it earth would most likely be uninhabitable for humans. Mad respect for Jupiter.

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It's so funny that this is what american retvrn guys have all became. crying about how mcdonalds used to be better

Ryan Petersen

@typesfast

2 years

This picture of McDonalds employees from the era when they cooked in beef tallow instead of canola oil is haunting me. They look so healthy.

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3 months

This was the most devastating limmys show sketch

BBC Scotland

@BBCScotland

3 months

If only you could get a ticket for that... #LimmysShow is on @BBCiPlayer ! @DaftLimmy

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hum dunkin

@hum_dunkin

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Why are they making this regular ass cat live on a mountain

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After years of extensive preparations, 22 wildcats have been released into the Cairngorms National Park as part of landmark efforts to save the species from extinction within Scotland.

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Ever since I read a book about this time period I really resent the way people talk about it online lol

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2 years

people don't shoot with this stance anymore. they phased it out in the late 80s

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1 year

it's crazy how during ww2 China was understood to be one of the 4 big allies and now we're meant to pretend it was fucking France or something

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1 year

American poster from the Second World War (1943) showing American, Soviet, British and Chinese soldiers marching forward with soldiers of the United Nations behind. Artwork by Frank Robbins.

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If I had studio backing I would love to make a dark comedy Mel Brooks style farce about the bin laden raid with a meta sort of framing device being that all the seals are arguing about who did what

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hum dunkin

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2 years

(english accent) Y'all

Young Liberals 🏳️‍⚧️

@YoungLiberalsUK

2 years

Bet y'all are wishing Jo Swinson had been the UK's next Prime Minister right about now, huh?

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Cillian Murphy: Well it's just an example of the Newtonian paradox Tim Chalamet: The what? Run that by me CM: Inversion of gravity causes an... untenable instability. In layman's terms- TC: Everything gets blown up? CM: Worse. Blown down. DOWNBLOW (2027, Dir. Chris Nolan)

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biggest story of the year

New York Post

@nypost

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Badass frog gives the middle finger

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I would love to brood in here

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Storm-themed spa room

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This is way better than a search engine

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@aldikinderbueno You put him there didn't you

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2 years

happy international mens day

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yeah thats what japan did to china

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@smuggyoza Location 2

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10 months

This looks very cool and joaquin is one of the best ever but I think something is lost when the napoleon of the 1790s is played by a 50 year old man

Film Updates

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10 months

First trailer for Ridley Scott’s ‘NAPOLEON’ starring Joaquin Phoenix.

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Idk there's a weird attitude towards butter I've noticed from some people who seem to think it's like a cheap or poor quality thing for cooking when unless you're vegan the best thing you've ever eaten at a restaurant probably had a chunk of butter through it at some stage

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If I found out Ice Spice did a song making fun of me for eating her pussy I would be crestfallen

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Map of celtic world 2424 years ago in 400BC. The land has belonged to celts for thousands of years

Oli London

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Map of Israel 3000 years ago in 1047BC. The land has belonged to the Israelis for thousands of years.

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2 years

I care + I asked + hope you're getting on alright + ratio

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1 year

the "list the cities you've lived in" trend annoys me why have you lived in 9 cities you fucking idiot

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hum dunkin

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1 year

Listen to his voice and look at his movements. He's emulating what he thinks a human is based off of countless hours of watching youtube. His bizarre speaking style and cadence is his attempt at matching, in real time, the pace of a digital video that has jump cuts in it

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overwhelming feeling from reading about foreign volunteers in Ukraine: western countries don't have soldiers so much as they have colonial policemen who can call in airstrikes. even ex special forces are deserting en masse after their first contact with enemy helicopters and jets

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10 months

Imagine this happened to you lol

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10 months

Please do not leave America

justin

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She is fucking fed up

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1 year

You shouldn't have thrown a big party and invited all those people who like beer and gay sex if that stuff pisses you off that much

محمد الكعبي

@Qatari

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You come to our country and you know what makes us angry and you do it?

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For you my dear

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The person had zero reason to believe this, just assumed it was a possibility and convinced themselves it was true within 10 seconds and shared it to hundreds of thousands because they didn't realise white vans have locks due to the expensive tools inside that could be stolen

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Wow

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This is an example of the type of woman gay guys think is really hot

AARON

@lidolmix

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meghan trainor’s ready to claim that main pop girl title again oh i used to pray for times like this

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Necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil, but few will openly admit to practicing it now that the mages guild has banned it

Ricky Hollywood

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What’s your most 2006 opinion

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They should make a toilet that Jacks you off

Matt Ramos

@therealsupes

2 years

Idea: Whenever Marvel films come out on digital or dvd, there should be a way to watch a version of the movie that has an audience reaction to it. The same way sitcoms have sound bites. Imagine replicating that opening night experience at the comfort of your home.

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@YEAROFTHEWIZARD Laughing so hard, 3 of his hands have onions in them and one of his hands is just empty

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This thing is pissing me off

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All men are brothers

History Calendar

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Upon seeing this Iowa farmer during his visit, Khrushchev patted his belly, exclaiming, “Now there’s a real American!” 1959.

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I thought playing it understated was more interesting than if it was hammed up

brandon.wad

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Dune 2 is full of some really great performances, and then you have Christopher Walken going through each scene with all the commitment of an SNL guest star

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It's crucial to the success of many video games to court what is known in the industry as the Hitler Contingent

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hum dunkin

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11 months

Bit early to call that

comme des fuck on 🇵🇸

@freakatrice

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apropos of nothing, this is and will remain the defining video of the 21st century

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@heretic_acolyte

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I just died in call of duty and this came up

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Least racist northern Italian

macco 🇺🇦🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌐☭⃠

@comaccomacco

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I call for the IMMEDIATE dissolution of the Italian state. Its irresponsibility and tyranny upon Padania is CRIMINAL and EVIL. #PadaniaLibera #PadaniaInEU #PadaniaInNATO #EUinNATO

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Why'd they put him up a building

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@skamrade Brotha I just shit and pissed myself

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Clearing out my screenshots folder, this is still one of the funniest youtube comments I've seen

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Quagmire

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some people are addicted to being the bearers of bad news even when they can't think of any specific bad news it's strange

Jason Howerton

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I don't think many of you understand just how rough things could get over the next 12-24 months.

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@hum_dunkin

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@AstuteCFO It's rough I remember reading about a roman general who refused to celebrate his victory over the Jews because of how badly he felt about their god clearly abandoning them

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